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#1 Silent~Death[64144]
ip208.saskatoon3.dialup.canada.psi.net
first and now i read
#2 `~DarKnight~'[64145]
A080-0392.NYCM.splitrock.net
first time i got 2nd
#3 `~DarKnight~'[64150]
A080-0392.NYCM.splitrock.net
what's with the 4 windows media things?
and i had to highlight the text. well, time to go b.net
#4 SCV~007[64151]
t5o57p75.telia.com
DAMNIT DAMNIT THE HTML GODS HATES MY ASS!!!! GRGRRR

Err. I got a "" wrong in the end of the report. This disables the last Seinfeld joke =(

I won't repost the report because of this though..no point.

<embed "http://w1.480.telia.com/~u48009465/br/3wayffa/seinfeld.mp3" autostart="false" loop="false">

If that link works I'm happy =) It's funny.

Go to this adress if it doesn't work (or some GOD OF HTML could fix the code)

http://w1.480.telia.com/~u48009465/br/3wayffa/seinfeld.mp3











#5 SCV~007[64152]
t5o57p75.telia.com
DarkKnight: you may have to refresh to load the entire thing..it's big.
#6 RaZaGhAx[64153]
cx55467-a.irvn1.occa.home.com
ahhhhhh super gosu report!!!! Darnit, now I can't post mine :O It'll look like crap.

<b>10!!!</b>

RaZ



#7 Sonneillon[64154]
tsdlsk01d01010124.sk.sympatico.ca
Heh... did you forget to close your italics tag after your disclamer? Reading a huge report in italics... was unusual to say the least.

Amazing stuff.

And, I'm not sure if you are the first one to give people the option to choose songs (bane?) and myself have already done that I believe.



#8 SCV~007[64156]
t5o57p75.telia.com
I'm VERY sure the text is not in italics all the way!

Refresh and it'll work. I'm using Frontpage and that program doesn't forget to end it's tags =)

#9 [64158]
I fixed your seinfeld joke in your report you pathetic frontpage using geek.
#10 OrcManiac[64159]
intsfc148.mrq.gouv.qc.ca
Haha I rule. Now you all know my secret strat :
#11 SCV~007[64160]
t5o57p75.telia.com
Thanks Mark4.

I use Frontpage because I'm lazy. Don't hate me. I really love to do html in Notepad (yeah) but it takes to long.

#12 <font color="red">AMD-SUX</font>[64163]
spc-isp-van-uas-28-50.sprint.ca
stop being lazy and do html in notepad
#13 SCV~007[64165]
t1o957p38.telia.com
I would, but I have school about 4 hours a day =) So there's no time =)
#14 SlingsNArrows[64172]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
was interesting, Dial owns all, Wang owns me, and Pimp takes advantage of sleepy players ;o)
#15 Oddity[64173]
px1he.ss.wave.shaw.ca
i couldn't find any of the links for any of the music :(
#16 Wangsonn[64182]
fcs00gsp.gsp.bellsouth.net
roaaaaaaaaaaar, cracks>defenselss wang base =(. o and btw for all u zergies, attack move is evil.
#17 Colestrol[64187]
212.105.59.3
Var tog musik länkarna vägen? Hittade inga. Nåja, eftersom jag är en barnslig 14åring hade jag valt Piff o Puff i alla fall =) En sak till:
JAG ÄR SÅ ***** AVUNDSJUK PÅ ATT JAG INTE KAN SÅNT DÄR! Har ett konto hos Geocities men det funkar inte riktigt tror jag =( Jag har numera ett nytt mål i livet. Att lyckas komma med i nån av dina BR:s om det så är det sista jag gör. Förresten kom jag på att jag har varit i Kalmar, en fin stad tycker jag. Det var nog allt.

10

Colestrol

#18 Bill-the-Probe[64191]
g2k-1-ip-247.albany.thebiz.net
OMG wang you should have won. Thats ok though you still own :DD!!

This BR is very cool, i think. I had to highlight the text to read it though, that also happened with the last BR i read =[. Anyone know what causes this? Something in my web browser or something? =[.

Scv should get a 10 because of the ultras and because wangs in it :D. PS, i listened to song #3 and it owned =[ :P.

And that sienfeld thing at the end was hilarious!!!!
#19 Wangsonn[64195]
fcs00gsp.gsp.bellsouth.net
Bill :DDDDDDDDD
#20 TheDroneMiester[64202]
ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
Track np.3 is cool... nice report. Me likey! *dances a jig*
#21 MrPimp6913[64214]
dial-tnt01-p2-107.bos.ma.meganet.net
Ok people th eshow down has happened if u have been a good br reader u would have notice at the end of the lst to scv br's i won dialtone being cut and saying Pimp shouldn't be aloud to win he sux. Well Dial WHO SUX NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHATS MY NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Btw why was i depicted as the bad guy in that report?? Yes seinfeld does own SCV~007 owns for bring all these gayy ffa's I own Scv~007 reports, 3 games i one, FFA with jawa on polaris, 1v1 match on Mayhem with nuke, and this one. Can anyone stop me?? ofcoursenot i own to much. Gw on br SCV nice try wang but turtle>u and dial, u can get on ur knees plz.
-Pimp
#22 Breeze[64219]
195.24.46.187
Nice and funny report as ever, I enjoyed it all the way =)
Do more, more, more!!!! kekek -_-a

Remember when I once asked at the forum about using frames? I wanted to make a midi jukebox in my next report... Heh I guess you were faster =P

Oh, the fastest possible way of clearing screenshots I found out:

Before the game, open a DOS window. Go to your starcraft directory (hope you still know how to do that). Write down:
ren *.pcx *.1cx
Don't press enter yet... Now start the game and when you have to clear the screenshots just alt-tab, press Enter and go back to the game... renaming is done instantly so it won't take you more than 3-5 seconds
Then rename the next 100 screenshots to *.2cx and so on =)
Hope this helps... =)

<small>
BR<font color="#00FF00">EE<font color="#FF0000">ZE


#23 Vegita of Pooh[64224]
host69-114.iwbc.net
OMFG, Funny report man.

Oh, and by the way. In my next report (which will own yours =D) I'm going to have two midi's that peeps can pick from kinda like what you did on your report (except the songs are actually worth listening too). Dont' think I stole the idea from you cause I didn't. I came up with the idea like a week ago when I started working on the report. <font size="5">K</font>

<font size="5">^_^</font>
#24 Vegita of Pooh[64225]
host69-114.iwbc.net
oh, and...

<b><h1>^_^</h></b>
#25 Vegita of Pooh[64226]
host69-114.iwbc.net
(sorry for spam)

<font size="10">^_^</font>
#26 ThunderSlugZyx[64227]
proxy.netsetter.org
My slug brotha shall have his revenge!! *btw I mean Wang*
#27 ThunderSlugWang[64235]
fcs00gsp.gsp.bellsouth.net
THUNDERSLUGS FOREVER!!!!!
#28 SCV~007[64237]
t5o57p48.telia.com
It seems most of you liked this, nice. About highlighting the text.. if you hit the refresh button the report should work (did for me anyway).

It's so large that the image loading is cancelled by the computer so all pics and htlm isn't loaded. REFRESH.

Thanks for the tip Breeze, I'll try it!
#29 Dialtone_[64254]
athe530-m109.otenet.gr
I still think mrpimp should not be allowed to win games =O
The report was great, you rule, etc, etc! Btw MacGyver ruled i used to watch it like 5 years ago =O
<font color="black"> wang, you suck (but we wuv you) ^_^</font>
#30 [64258]
213.47.239.179
gmt +1 rox, all the cool ppl live in this timezone, like me, scv007, hhhmm..., *cough*, ...

ill read it later
#31 dialtone_[64265]
athe530-m109.otenet.gr
i'm gmt +2, close enough yes? :)
#32 SCV~007[64267]
t3o957p28.telia.com
Hehe anything but +6-9
#33 Lord Venom[64268]
sj-isp-nat-pool-34.cisco.com
You guys are in France/Germany?? OR where?

BTW, a Probe kills a drone in 1on1 combat assuming no upgrades. The reason for that is Plasma shields recharge faster than zerg's. Perhaps the Drone guy had +1 or so armor upgrade, that's why he won.
#34 WarLeaderJustin[64328]
spider-tq041.proxy.aol.com
This was absolutely hilarious. It deserves a 10, if not for the fact he had the patience to let 4 music files load up on a page. The game was incredibly written, and nicely illustrated.

100%.

-WLJ
#35 SCV~007[64385]
t5o57p58.telia.com
Well those music files are in Midi format and were uploaded in about -4 nanoseconds =) but thanks anyway
#36 Vegita of Pooh[64475]
host69-121.iwbc.net
<font size="16">^_^</font>
#37 Vegita of Pooh[64476]
host69-121.iwbc.net
<font size="20">^_^</font>

ATTACK OF THE KOREAN SMILIES FROM HELL!!!!!!!
#38 SCV~007[117861]
h202n2fls33o984.telia.com
Report has been digitally remastered.

2002-05-22



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