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#1 WarLeaderJustin[65485]
spider-tq022.proxy.aol.com
Gah, I’m heading off towards my after school soon, so I won’t be able to tender to early comments. I’ll see them at around 7 PM, B.net time, so until then, read, comment, rate! Get drunk! Haha, I’m kidding about the 3rd one.

-WLJ



#2 kosher_man[65488]
clt25-88-166.carolina.rr.com
2nd foooooooooooos
#3 -Aurora[65489]
ce-2.pp.htv.fi
why, I like 3rd one... :)
#4 --Gemini--[65491]
ps1.netsvcs.villanova.edu
Bah, you said you'd but me in as a terrorist!!

Oh well.

Get cracking on part three, please!



#5 ++FalCon++[65493]
ip101.saskatoon3.dialup.canada.psi.net
ooh i gotta read it i gotta read it damn Starcraft six is awesome
#6 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[65496]
bc-kam-a53-02-44.look.ca
SixtyWatz was losing horribly
HAHA
#7 TriggaPlay[65501]
dv09m52.lawrence.ks.us
Good writing. The first part was better, but still quality stuff. The only thing I wonder about is why they thought b.net messing up was strange =]. BTW, suggestion for part 3, bring back Dial as a cyborg, or don't... yeah. Don't.
#8 ++FalCon++[65502]
ip101.saskatoon3.dialup.canada.psi.net
Put me in one put me in one put me in one put me in one I wanna be in a Starcraft six report plz plz plz plz WLJ plz plz plz plz Im gonna spam this if you don't put me in
#9 SqueakyMonkey[65503]
osh1-68f.twcny.rr.com
Mis pantalones estan en fuego, necesite leer.
#10 ..(Myst)..[65505]
spider-wd082.proxy.aol.com
I didn't like fake comments considering I think Drefsab is a piece of shit and I said sup Dref, besides that pretty good.
#11 SqueakyMonkey[65510]
osh1-68f.twcny.rr.com
Bah, where was the action? The death? The destruction? At any rate, fine work, once again. Get working on part 3, now!

And yes, I know, necesite <u>should</u> be <i>necesito</i>. My Spanish is a bit rusty, but it should be:

"My pants are on fire, I need to read."

PS - Slings and Cols are probably going to have you killed.

PPS, PSS, huh? - I'm not really good with computer. My solution to most problems is to smash the monitor with a brick. I go through a lot of monitors.







#12 Wangsonn[65528]
fcs00gsp.gsp.bellsouth.net
gw
#13 DivvyO[65531]
162.119.232.100
Whee!!! Death!!! Destruction!!! I'm a team leader!!!

You go, WhoreLeaderJustin. I'd better get some really cheezy death scene involving explosives and "This .... is from ... Mathilda ..." or something ; )

DivvyO

PS 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 and 100%





#14 Starookie[65532]
edtn009293.hs.telusplanet.net
Put me in part 3 ^^ kek~ plzzzzz
#15 WarLeaderJustin[65534]
spider-wc062.proxy.aol.com
I'm gone for 3 hours and only 14 comments? How utterly depressing!

-WLJ

#16 Gemini[65537]
ps1.netsvcs.villanova.edu
Just tell me why you didn't make me a terrorist or something like you said you would!

Include me and you'll get a lot more comments.

Most of them from me, though.

:P



#17 Gemini[65538]
ps1.netsvcs.villanova.edu
Don't forget I broke 100 comments on the first part! You owe me for that one!


:P
#18 Kami_Bum[65539]
sdn-ar-001ohclevP097.dialsprint.net
argh! I'm still not l33t enough(i think i'm addicted to that word) to be in it! Must draw more anarchy signs!!
#19 ~13~ShAdOwD'ArC[65542]
spider-th083.proxy.aol.com
GW WLJ! But how come ya won't put me in <Sniffles> Ahh well, I'll just read it anyway cuz its good, even without me...

~13~ShAdOwD'ArC
#20 Starookie[65546]
edtn009293.hs.telusplanet.net
did i say put me in part 3? thx. ^^
#21 WarLeaderJustin[65547]
spider-wc062.proxy.aol.com
The reaction to the comments make me have a feel of what the "Other" section is like. Don't you people view them all? This persuades me not to post in the other section, btw!

-WLJ
#22 SlingsNArrows[65553]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
Asdf, Col is gonna have your head. aside from that-Fantastic! I really liked it, besides the fact that Col will probably kill you. lol, gj do part 3 gogogogogo
#23 WarLeaderJustin[65554]
spider-wd011.proxy.aol.com
ColonelCollsy will never read this.

Understand?

-WLJ
#24 Sexy^Orangutang[65555]
spider-tk054.proxy.aol.com
that was sweet like the first one. me like it. me give 10
#25 SCV~007[65562]
t4o957p94.telia.com
This is gonna me some massive reading..I'm not up for it right now. Sowwy =)
#26 Gemini[65574]
ps1.netsvcs.villanova.edu
WLJ, heres my last offer:

Put me in part three

OR

Die a horrible and bloody death in my upcoming Starcraft short story. And worst of all, you'll be shot by friendly fire!!!

Your choice :P
#27 Darque~Plague[65583]
proxy1-external.htfdc1.ct.home.com
Hey War I'll save you the trouble of part 3, I prewrote one for you just incase you didnt want do do one, but of course its open to your editing. I told slings about most of it over AIM i think he liked it. Its really great and the least you can do is let me show you it. RogueGod@hotmail.com is my E-mail, Darque~Plague is my Bnet name, and RogueGod7 is my AIM name. Contact me i think you will like it a lot. Thanks.
~DP
#28 SlingsNArrows[65584]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
I know almost nothing about it, and I have no feelings on it either way. I am not involved with it at all.

#29 SlingsNArrows[65585]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
Actually I remember now, he writes himself in making out with Col. that = unacceptable to her no doubt, and actually rather annoying to me as well.
#30 ColonelCollsy[65586]
bgm-24-94-59-112.stny.rr.com
Oh, Collsy will never read this, eh? Oh really? That's what happens when it's posted on the main page. I don't completly appreciate your little umm..well, "addition that you couldn't describe". That's what we'll call that. Other than that, good work. Thinking of sitting by Slings in a coma was rather disturbing..and upsetting, but that's a good thing, I think. Overall, good work Justin.

-Colleen
#31 SqueakyMonkey[65588]
osh1-7af.twcny.rr.com
I think you have a cult classic report on your hands here, Justin. Look at all the people who want in. I feel so...so...above them. Bahahaha!

Someone even pre-wrote you a part three! Geez!

Note: To all you guys who want in, money and sex are the best ways to get Justin to write you into the story. It worked for me!
#32 Gemini[65589]
ps1.netsvcs.villanova.edu
Justin, you have 10 hÿÿours to reply before you die in this short story.

Lets seeeeeeee..... internal organ rupture...naw. Shot in the face...naw. Ripped limb from limb by hordes of metal shardes..I like that...


Say, Collsy, do you have any objection to being put in my Starcraft short story%3
#33 ColonelCollsy[65590]
bgm-24-94-59-112.stny.rr.com
Umm, sure Gemini, as long as it's in good taste, fine with me. :o)
#34 Gemini[65599]
ps1.netsvcs.villanova.edu
Don't worry. I'm not as immature as WLJ.

:)
#35 WarLeaderJustin[65607]
spider-tk063.proxy.aol.com
Soft porno owns you, gemini!

No one gets in part 3 this time around, it's just developing characters. Maybe for 4, but I'm not going to post part 3 b4 my ffa br.

-WLJ
#36 Darque~Plague[65612]
proxy2-external.htfdc1.ct.home.com
Dude Slings that was a joke i actually wrote a good version so dont worry. I though i told you the new one but i guess it was someone else sorry, and belive me it doesnt invole anything like what you thought.
#37 Darque~Plague[65619]
proxy1-external.htfdc1.ct.home.com
And I would never do anything like that without permission from the parties that i invole causeall different reasons, Slings you have nothin to worry about I would ask you and Colleen before i worte anything like that. I happen to be a decent writer.
~DP
#38 WarLeaderJustin[65620]
spider-tk063.proxy.aol.com
Darque, check your e-mail, I just sent you a message.

-WLJ
#39 CynicalMagician[65622]
px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
<i>“No, they need at least two more weeks of training. If we’re going to attack Blizzard, we have to do it with finesse.”

“You and your shampoo. You have one week.”</i>

LOL.


What was with the whole, 'sex with someone who is unconscious' bit anyway? I regretfully say that that would have made a little more sense if slings was at least semi-conscious.

Anyway, fun stuff, I like it. gogogo more.
-CM
#40 Darque~Plague[65623]
proxy1-external.htfdc1.ct.home.com
Got it ill check now
~DP
#41 [65631]
as530032.infocom.com
haha, this was a pretty good second installment. Pretty well thought out with some good lines. One of my favorites was:

"<i>'You try to handle it, better, Brett. We knew that they were coming for us because of a leak in their intelligence. What would you do? Wait for them to blow up your building? Oh wait, you already did that.'

'Fuck off, Tom.'</i>"

hehe, anyway, I gave the first one an 8, I don't see any reason why this one shouldn't get the same... ;-)

Cheers,
Dref
#42 WarLeaderJustin[65636]
spider-tl074.proxy.aol.com
Yeh! Eights make me feel good. Thanks, man.

-WLJ
#43 SixtyWATZ[65637]
spider-wn011.proxy.aol.com
W00000t W000t still alive.... hmmm justy still alive after two parts (cough) promotion NOW (cough)

SCOOOOORE ON THE SLINGS COLLS SEX errrrrrr ummmm well whatever it was gj. BTW Idea for fan fic..... THE SLINGS AND COL CHRONIES SOMEONE RIGHT IT NOW GOGOGOGOGO... or I will :-).

Kewl second part!

LONG LIVE WATZ
#44 Dildoness[65669]
cr60057-a.rct1.bc.wave.home.com
That smoking monkey is from the simpsons! i think it was like if u hired lionel hutz he gives u a free smoking monkey!
#45 Robert Frazer[65711]
frazers.demon.co.uk
This isn't bad!
Story's a little droll, but it's still hihly entertaining.
Well done!

This may sound an odd request, but...
PLEASE put me in Part Three, so I can give (on 'paper' at least) Westwood Studios the Best of British! Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
#46 Robert Frazer[65753]
frazers.demon.co.uk
Or four! Kill me off if you like, so long as I go to my grave killing hundreds of Non-Blizzard-Employee Americans!

(Yes, WLJ you probably think that I'm a complete Wazzock.
I couldn't help myself!)
#47 SqueakyMonkey[65793]
osh1-67f.twcny.rr.com
Before I stop spamming your comment section, Justin, a few things:

1) Try saying SqueakyMonkey really fast. Now say it over and over again. Annoying, isn't it? Now use it in a dialogue: "SqueakyMonkey, get out of there!" That just sounds really odd. Shortening it to 'Squeaky' makes it a little less odd.

2) All those folks who want in: write them in as those black ops guys hired by Westwood. Then blow them all up. Bwahahaha.

3) Erm...hmmm...more Slings/ Cols action! Yes! I likes it very much, sir! j/k (but not really)

Well, I guess that's all on my big list of demands for now.
#48 SqueakyMonkey[65794]
osh1-67f.twcny.rr.com
What the hell, let's make it 50.
#49 SlingsNArrows[65801]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
u guys just want to hear about me and my sexual exploits a little too much

;o)
#50 WarLeaderJustin[65803]
spider-to015.proxy.aol.com
Hey, slings, ask collsy just how far she is willing to go. Is the example in my story here a little too far, or is she willing to get her bra taken off, but no description of her body, etc.

I know, I'm sick. I'm 13. Give me a break. :P

-WLJ
#51 Ain Soph[65817]
1Cust231.tnt1.dfw5.da.uu.net
Having sex with someone who is unconscious is a lot like necrophilia...doesn't sound pleasing to me.
#52 Ain Soph[65818]
1Cust231.tnt1.dfw5.da.uu.net
BTW Justin...you had better add me to the next one or i distribute the picture of you ina dress.
#53 Ain Soph[65819]
1Cust231.tnt1.dfw5.da.uu.net
You know i'm perfect for this
1. I'm a Genoocidal maniac
2. I have combat training (i can kick your ass)
3. I'm sexy

What more can you ask for?
#54 Ain Soph[65820]
1Cust231.tnt1.dfw5.da.uu.net
I also smoke mass amounts of pot...potheads add a flare to everything...you need me in this.
#55 Darque~Plague[65837]
proxy1-external.htfdc1.ct.home.com
HAHAH MORE SEX JUSTIN MORE SEX. Sorry slings good buddy, but hell you got a girl thats hot, and a lot of us wanna fantisize about her. Heh j/k bro. Tell Colleen I said hi. And i do belive that Justin should ask both of you premission befopre he wacks off... i mean writes about you and her sex life. And im gonna appoligize for Justin if his story offended you or Colleen. Justin keep going with the good work. Remember what we were thinking about for part 4, and keep it up with the sex life but only if they agree. A final note: LETS MAKE IT TO 100 COMMENTS LIKE THE LAST STORY. YAY!!!!!
~DP
(Chris)
#56 Gemini[65838]
ps1.netsvcs.villanova.edu
How about this: I come in as a black-op for Blue Byte, 'kill' Slings, almost get killed by Collsy before she realizes that Slings is merely knocked out, and then in a meeting with the black-op leader I kill him, and then either get killed by his team or get saved by Starcraft Six. Something like that. That would be cool.


Especially if the guy is me
:)
#57 Darque~Plague[65859]
proxy1-external.htfdc1.ct.home.com
HAHA NUMBER 60 LETS KEEP GOING. Gemini... no offence but thats the crazyest idea I ever read. Heh kill slings... he would prob go lunitic on WLJ's ass and same with Collsy. So when is this soft core Slings/Collsy porno of yours commin out gem??? haha...
~DP
#58 Gemini[65861]
ps1.netsvcs.villanova.edu
Well, if you noticed, it wouldn't really kill Slings, just knock him out...


As for the soft core porn, ain't never coming out, I'm too mature for that.


So screw off :P
#59 Darque~Plague[65867]
proxy1-external.htfdc1.ct.home.com
Damn and i wanted to read it too... haha, oh well. And yea i just noticed that you said knock out, i happen to glance over your thing cause I just check and add a comment here and there, well i gotta get ack to my science essay.
~DP
PS. Gemini i got two words for yea! (For those of you who know absolutly NOTHING I am talking about a quote by DX... SUCK IT!!!)
#60 ColonelCollsy[65873]
bgm-24-94-59-112.stny.rr.com
absolutely no more of this "sex life" please. not necessary. thanks

-Col
#61 ColonelCollsy[65874]
bgm-24-94-59-112.stny.rr.com
oh, by the way..yes, i don't have a sense of humor. thanks

-Col
#62 Darque~Plague[65875]
proxy2-external.htfdc1.ct.home.com
#65 lalala... oh heh damn there goes the story lines.
#63 Ain Soph[65894]
2Cust32.tnt9.dfw5.da.uu.net
No one reads my comments

my comments>all
#64 WarLeaderJustin[65897]
spider-tq011.proxy.aol.com
Ain, do you quote from the Bible? Give me your e-mail address, btw.

-WLJ
#65 Gemini[65950]
ps1.netsvcs.villanova.edu
It would appear so.
#66 Darque~Plague[65959]
proxy2-external.htfdc1.ct.home.com
ultimate goal IM 69 HAHAHA and yea that is a quote from the bible cuse i remember hearing that on sunday.
#67 Ain Soph[65966]
1Cust98.tnt1.dfw5.da.uu.net
The Bible! hah! I once ripped up a bible and used a page to roll a joint!

the first part of that is Reverend Maynard describing the carrot holocaust

the second part is what a guy was saying about a murder he commited while he was under hypnosis
#68 Gemini[65979]
ps1.netsvcs.villanova.edu
Don't make me send my attack bots after you.


See? I have all these witty quotes! Who's in charge of getting quotes on top of this site!?! Who? WHO?
#69 WarLeaderJustin[65985]
spider-tf074.proxy.aol.com
Fractal Wave is.

-WLJ
#70 Fractal_Wave[66012]
24.65.12.23.bc.wave.home.com
"Code Bata"

~owch~

All the best,
Fractal_Wave
(please, PLEASE note the underscore.)
#71 Gemini[66095]
ps1.netsvcs.villanova.edu
Whaaaaaa?
#72 badtz_maru[66396]
barry-asy-2.rutgers.edu
are u checkin the part 1 comments ?
got any pics of colonelcollosy ?
if not...eh o well at least i tried....



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