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#1 JawaAvenger[67704]
d7-69.hntnny.optonline.net
First!
#2 Scarab[67707]
ACA74BA2.ipt.aol.com
2nd with poo

-Scarab

#3 dirty_hentai[67708]
ch5smc.bellglobal.com
3rd with... coolness?
#4 [67710]
a3gb7vry1694.bc.hsia.telus.net
4th with gayness
#5 sweet jesus!!!![67711]
a-db.aspn.net
WLJ didn't get first.. and it's HIS report.
#6 garett[67712]
cdm-158-89-tyl.cox-internet.com
6th with sexyness
#7 awe 6[67713]
proxy3-external.pinol1.sfba.home.com
7th with 7th-ness. cant beat that...good job WLJ.
#8 JediTalion[67714]
m4bhSs2n170.midsouth.rr.com
I've really enjoyed this story. It was enjoyable.

One comment though, I think it would have been real funny if you tried to really write it like Clancy. With all his technical stuff.

For example, if you explain StarCraft you would say:

"....StarCraft, an amazing yet slightly outdated computer game with some of the most balanced playabilty and control, ... StarCraft 1.7 is not only the most played online game, it has the most components and reasorses with its 5 type AI and its 2 D storage space....."

Okay, that didn't work. I made that up. Whatever. Nevermind.







#9 Darque~Plague[67716]
proxy1-external.htfdc1.ct.home.com
9th and by far the coolest, good god WarLeader theres almost no way to top this. All you raters better give it tens!!!
#10 Wangsonn[67721]
fcs00gsp.gsp.bellsouth.net
justin>all
#11 Dog101[67722]
1Cust91.tnt83.chi5.da.uu.net
Pretty good job wlj.





Dog





#12 PrincessCollsy[67723]
bgm-24-94-59-112.stny.rr.com
nice work justin. way to keep it sexually clean, thanks oodles. once again, nice work

-Col

#13 BLEH[67724]
nas-249-168.la-t.navipath.net
The beginning was very boring, having me staring at the comp trying to figure out what was going on. But the action part caught my eye. It was OK i guess. I would give it a 7.
#14 CynicalMagician[67725]
px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
Cool stuff. The cliffhanger was cool, although 1 part confused me. Who was that kid that commited suicide? What was the point of him?
#15 SqueakyMonkey[67726]
osh1-616.twcny.rr.com
I just skimmed it for now (sorry, too much to do), but it looks great. One thing: just use Squeaky for my name, dammit. SqueakyMonkey just sounds awkward. Do I have to shorten my screen name?

DON'T MAKE ME CUT MY MONKEY OFF!

#16 Squeaky (I DID IT, I CUT IT OFF!)[67727]
osh1-616.twcny.rr.com
Cyn - WLJ wrote that part after his CD-Rom died. He was going insane without it (ooh, 3 days...pansy). I went without a CD-Rom for six months. And look at me...I just...cut my...monkey off...

Damn.

#17 Roaddog{WP}[67728]
proxy1-external.pr1.on.home.com
17th with banana's.

umm... yea.

Cool report, detailed, confusing at first, but good.

Banana's





#18 SlingsNArrows[67729]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
LoL, Fanfic god = Justin

Hawk's Bib, rofl omg that was funny.

and please ignore col and write the story so that we have crazy passionate love making on top of monkey bars... 5 times in a row.

Thx, I'll owe ya ;o) jk.

Great Story, even if my part does suck :o)
#19 PrincessCollsy[67730]
bgm-24-94-59-112.stny.rr.com
please do not listen to slings, thanks. you shall perish :o) bwahahahahaha!

-Col
#20 Scarab[67732]
ACA74BA2.ipt.aol.com
<font color="black">nazi nazi nazi nazi bob = hitler nazi motherfucking nazi nazi nazi bob=hitler and im fat</font color>

hmm
#21 :+:starduck:+:[67733]
dhcp-163-249.tulane.edu
Dear WarFlamingFaggot,
I dont even need to read a single fucking word of this report to know that it sucks your half inch penis. I still can't decide whether
A. You are just an outright flaming homosexual.
or
B. You are a woman trying to pass for a man.
I'll just let the faggots who frequent this site decide. You are one sorry motherfucking cocksucker. Go sell more fucking cookies you girl scout. Peace you ass-ramming BITCH.
#22 Carni-Swarm[67734]
cf3k-3.paradise.net.nz
I don't get it. Starduck, if you hate everyone, why don't you just go away? There's nothing keeping you here.

Nice report.
9
Carni-Swarm
#23 WarLeaderJustin[67735]
spider-tq022.proxy.aol.com
I'm going to ignore FuckDuck for right now, b/c he's the one actually going to be banned if those 1,000 pull through.

Yes, the first part may have been confusing, but that's because I had all these loose ends and new mini-plots I wanted to introduce and I didn't know how to. Oh well.

Thanks for comments, I'll try to include much more action because that's the only part people seem to really like.

-WLJ
#24 WarLeaderJustin[67736]
spider-tq022.proxy.aol.com
ROFL, in regards to me not getting first on my report...

Here I am, putting in the HTML for my signature, and I press the "Send" Button. At this exact same time, a honk signals from my carpool outside, telling me my after school has come to pick me up.

Anxious, I just wanted to get to my report, but my slow as hell modem, and the fact that I had no comment on cut and paste persuaded me to allow someone to get first comment.

I had no idea that would go up to 7th and then catch up on 9th comment.

-WLJ
#25 WarLeaderJustin[67737]
AC8047B7.ipt.aol.com
ROFL, I forgot to put in the HTML for the link for the last installment... ah well, all of you know how to search.

-WLJ
#26 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[67738]
bc-kam-a53-03-50.look.ca
me > :+:StarDuck:+:
#27 Scarab[67739]
ACA74BA2.ipt.aol.com
K.M.F.D.M. > starduck
#28 Pimp_Ninja[67742]
spider-wk081.proxy.aol.com
29th!!!!!!
#29 -[67743]
spider-mtc-tc073.proxy.aol.com
30th!!!! YaY! I OWN! But not as much as this BR! Great BR Justin! YaaaaaaaY! Whooohooo! Booya! Horray!
#30 hahah[67745]
bc-kam-a53-03-50.look.ca
# 30 is gay
#31 poipoipio[67748]
a24b31n70client118.hawaii.rr.com
hey everyone look at starduck, he's really cool, he has a life, he has a penis, i wish i could be as cool as hi....wait no
#32 Snork~Dimmy[67749]
async139-per2-isp-7.nas.one.net.au
i think starduck has been on to something this whole time, why waste my fucking time trying to write a stupid BR, Drefsab the fuck is only gonna steal my games anyway. Lucky he didnt steal the idea for this series WLJ.
Anyways, GJ WLJ, i always look forward to reading SC6, but it will probably be the last thing BR i read here. Either i'll get banned for making a half-hearted insult at your beloved Drefsab, or i'll simply leave.
#33 :+:starduck:+:[67750]
spider-tn033.proxy.aol.com
FUCK ME UP MY ASS TILL IT BLEEDS!!!
#34 TheCabbit[67753]
bgm-24-94-56-16.stny.rr.com
From what I hear, that's already happened numerous times starduck. anyway, you're flaming is getting old, and you say the same damn things you redundant piece of shit. Go away. gw.

Anyway, looks good WLJ, I'll have to read it when I get some spare time...

-TheCabbit
#35 Jin[67755]
dialup-209.245.205.100.Houston1.Level3.net
WLJ = god
#36 [67756]
1Cust192.tnt14.tco2.da.uu.net
Pretty good. No Mark4 character though =[
#37 WarLeaderJustin[67759]
spider-wi043.proxy.aol.com
I will make you this mighty Greek God who swings down on people on Earth and mystically "bans" them, Mark.

-WLJ
#38 [67760]
frasier.ford.com
Nice story, but choppy and confusing at the beginning. I like the use of real life people on the hit squad. Makes you feel bad when one gets wasted. Keep up the good work.
#39 Roaddog{WP}[67761]
proxy1-external.pr1.on.home.com
Make him the greek god venus, the god oof loovin :O
#40 WarLeaderJustin[67762]
spider-wi043.proxy.aol.com
School sucks anus. Comment more when I get back at 3 PM B.net time. Thanks!!!!!!!

-WLJ
#41 [67764]
adsl-78-149-155.cae.bellsouth.net
Where the hell are all the pictures???
#42 2-HigH-2~RelaX[67779]
d119024.dtk.chello.nl
heh, i think WLJ didn´t have a 3D pic maker and this was the only thing he could do to get good ratings

damn my english sux, i did like 10 mins over that 1 sentence =[
#43 2-HigH-2~RelaX[67780]
d119024.dtk.chello.nl
heh, i think WLJ didn´t have a 3D pic maker and this was the only thing he could do to get good ratings

damn my english sux, i did like 10 mins over that 1 sentence =[
#44 Elendale[67790]
kundry.luther.edu
45th
No mark4? How can you have a war without mark4? *sigh*
-Elendale
#45 BUU[67793]
207.80.13.5
CLIFF HANGERS SUXOTRR!! damn you for making me eagerly lust after the next part (err lets not follow that thought shall we?) and i wann abe in it! you dont need darkhawk in there.. *REALY FUXORING RIGHT LIGHTBULB* idea!!! IDEA!!! make duckfuck a character.. have him like sign up for westwoods team of shooters or whatever... then "bust a cap in his skanky ho ass" and.. like everyone else MEMEMEMEME I WANNA BE IN IT!! NOO DAMN YOU!! PUT ME IN IT!!! ME BE PSYCHO KILLER YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(<-- look my grammar skillz are on par with my mexican laborers! ..)
#46 shit[67822]
p135.netwood.net
fuck.
#47 LuckyNewbie:P[67826]
user-33qtocm.dialup.mindspring.com
I love this fan fic series =) you rule justin!

Oh yeah, u said the flashbang was a concussion grenade and a gas grenade! it can't be both! what god allows this!?
#48 WarLeaderJustin[67830]
spider-tf034.proxy.aol.com
Uh, I believe that the concussion grenade is in the game itself, and I added the gas. Otherwise, it would be nasty, because Dref. would have to shoot them in the head while they were knocked out. How barbaric.

-WLJ
#49 JawaAvenger[67860]
d7-69.hntnny.optonline.net
OMG!
I forgot to give you a...

JAWA POINT!

...silly me...
#50 Darque~Plague[67871]
mailzz.avon.k12.ct.us
Hey lol im using school time wisely here hahah gotta love keyboarding class, justin work on part 4 if u need help0 i may think up a few ideas, and collsy WHY IN THE HELL ARE U ON B NET AT 11:30 SHOULDNT U BE IN SCHOOL!!!! hehe talk to ya all when i get home.
~DP
#51 SixtyWATZ[67894]
spider-te072.proxy.aol.com
WHOAH Justin WHOAH I read that and due to our previous discussion I was like "O SHIT THIS IS WATZ's LAST STAND" thank goodness for guns. Whooweee Good Fanfic!
#52 JawaAvenger[67905]
d7-69.hntnny.optonline.net
53rd with a "Hammer that makes people scared shitless."
(quote from my friend.)
#53 Robert Frazer[68141]
frazers.demon.co.uk
Your writing has potential, WLJ, I'll admit that. Good job, not fantastic, but passable.
I can just tell that part four is the classic ' you've been framed' episode when they walk out of the smoking ruins of Exodus...

-Robert Frazer-
"...in other words, he started the game!"
#54 Gemini[68301]
sarc7a31.snip.net
I'm 55th. Or so I think.
#55 Snork~Dimmy[68743]
61.12.118.25
last
=]
#56 DivvyO[76896]
162.119.232.100
Nope



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