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#1 curryfreak[68307]
olapa37.dialup.t3.net
1st! and i'm gone!

curry

#2 [68308]
208.196.35.239
Great color scheme and great writing<i>!</i> I don't think this was intentional but this quote struck me funny, "<i>and thereby <b>meat stiff</b> resistance from Arrow's nearby Mutalisks</i>"... hmmm

Anywhoo, kudos on the background. It went really well with your text. The game was interesting too and I was so hoping that Goddess would somehow manage to come out on top. But sadly, it was not to be.

Anyway, good job, easy 9... :)

Cheers,
Dref






#3 JawaAvenger[68311]
d7-69.hntnny.optonline.net
(Hideous Zombie Voice)
More...
...I...
...Crave...
...More...........



#4 Robert Frazer[68316]
frazers.demon.co.uk
Dagomar, this was GREAT!
I really liked this report. Intelligent picture-design, and there was plenty of text detail in the report, covering just about every single aspect in the war(you can never have too many adjectives!). It was a fantastic game as well... if it was a real-life battle the casualties would probably be somewhere round the 300,000 mark...
One problem though, the background took too long to load! In fact, my computer timed out as it downloaded it, meaning that ha;f of the text was white on white, meaning that I had to drag boxes over the text, which was a shame, if I had had a faster modem it probably would have turned out very well.
Good Job Dagomar, I give it a nine!
(And I'd really like to be in your nest BR!)

One question... what didn't you like about my BR that I posted last week (just curious, so I can improve on it in the future)

-Robert Frazer-
"I lied" (SCHLING!)
"So did I" (BRANG!)
"But I lied... twice!" (K-CHAK!)
"er... I didn't think that far."











#5 CynicalMagician[68317]
px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
Say it's only a paper moon
Sailin' over a cardboard sea
But it wouldn't be make believe if you believed in me
Yes its only a canvas sky
Hanging over a muslin tree
But it wouldn't be make believe if you believed in me

Without your love, it's a honkey tonk parade
Without your love it's a melody played in a penny arcade

Its a barnum and bailey world
Just as phoney as it can be
But it wouldn't be make believe if you believed in me




Sorry, your title reminded me of 'Say it's only a Paper Moon'. Cool report too, I liked the background, even if I do think that the one previous to this map worked a bit better (the lava one). It's always good to see Slings manage to win >).

As for alt text, I'm going to lead by example. Watch for my next report in the next.. um... I dunno, 4 days or so. Beats me. Sometime anyway.
-CM


#6 Roaddog{WP}[68319]
proxy2-external.pr1.on.home.com
What a way to mock slow ass modem users, you issue them a warning about a pic heavy br, with a picture :D GO DAGOMAR!


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#7 mlylecarlin[68320]
adsl-64-216-18-165.dsl.snantx.swbell.net
That was excellent writing, the like of which is not often seen here. The game ROCKED!! Keep up the good work! I have just one nit, which gets -0.2 - confusing Noun Objects, like in this sentence:

"My Command Center bumbles on down at just that minute, and overshadows the hatchery for an instant, but the merciless brown cerebrate blows it away in the following milliseconds" - it is ambiguous whether you mean the CC or the Hatch, until we see the pictures and think "Damn - he's
still watching the game"

9.8 :-)

"I may be stingy but I'm not bob"
#8 Can I do this???[68321]
kundry.luther.edu
I wonder...
#9 [68322]
kundry.luther.edu
How about this?
#10 [68323]
dsl-gte-jr13661-2.linkline.com
That was a tough game to report on, and you did so really well. Also it was fun to read because you couldn't tell who was going to win. I was torn between a 9 and a 10, I give it a 10 though. Nice work dude!

I was rooting for the Terran the whole game. hehe
#11 GammaRayBurst[68325]
dnai-216-15-61-236.cust.dnai.com
Wow Dagomar! This was really really good. I couldn't tell who was going to win until right at the very end. It was obvious that you put a ton of time into the writing part of the br, and I like that. Excellent stuff.

-GRB
#12 Seph[68327]
202.188.209.214
:O
Did you have a dictionary while you wrote this?
Very good, but too many words that I don't understand. :[
#13 ][~praetor~][[68328]
bele175.wuh.wustl.edu
wow, nice report! very back and forth between the two zerg and even tho the terran was a relative nonfactor (militarily) for most of the game she played huge roles in the underlying mental game, which u captured very well. Kudos to you!

Also i wanna be in ur next ffa b.report. What's with this "early miliary" business? triple nexus push is the way to go! :-D
#14 Shepherd[68331]
res104a-013.rh.rit.edu
An excellent battlereport. Nothing much more that I could say.

Lots of details, that what I really love here.
#15 zergswarm101[68338]
bg7-74.eagnet.com
great report...
#16 WarGod[68340]
cm985140-b.denton1.tx.home.com
WOW a new BR!!!! finnally.very good report i give it a 9.9 easily and i also have a question for you: how do you take screenshots?? i really want to know cause im gonna be doing br's for my clan and science its representing the clan i dont want them to look like shit. Oh, and i would like to be in your next br if you dont mind

War
#17 mlylecarlin[68346]
adsl-64-216-18-165.dsl.snantx.swbell.net
Seph - it's the big words which made it so good, as he was able to accurately describe everything with more clarity than "More gay attacks plz gw"

WarGod - press printscreen. Unlike windows, which copies the screen to the clipboard, StarCraft is programmed to save the screenshot into the Starcraft directory.
#18 Slings'Goddess[68347]
bgm-24-94-59-112.stny.rr.com
weeee!!! i was in a br! i suppose attempting to go mass wraith against two zergies might not be the best plan. :o)oh well...bcs rule
#19 mlylecarlin[68348]
adsl-64-216-18-165.dsl.snantx.swbell.net
Seph is a perfidious pile of puke! :-P
#20 SlingsNArrows[68349]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
Dude, this was nearly fictional! omg lol.

<b>ANATHEMA</b> had lurkers?! lol

I crack rushed to fast guards....... AND IT WORKED! lol.
ya, I didn't attack with a single ling until they were cracklings.... SO EAT IT ;o)

ummmmm...... I'm pretty sure Col didn't have BCs until later.... and... uh.... ya Col is sexy.. and... errrrr... so is Ana but I would prefer him to find partners not named slings for any sexual acts which he may perform!

Good report! 8 :o)
#21 mlylecarlin[68350]
adsl-64-216-18-165.dsl.snantx.swbell.net
We were rootin for ya Goddess... you did a marvelous job coming back, and I bet you woulda won if slings hadn't killed your BC, dooming himself as well :-)
#22 WarGod[68352]
cm985140-b.denton1.tx.home.com
Um.., is there anyway to take screenshots on a imac???
#23 Slings'Goddess[68355]
bgm-24-94-59-112.stny.rr.com
YAY, Dref, and JV, and Mlyle and others cheered for me. Yippee! Go underdogs!:o)
#24 [AsF]AzNSuNBoY[68382]
ACA31A1F.ipt.aol.com
I'll play in the next BR =)
#25 ProtectorofAiur[68383]
SID.MIT.EDU
whoa dag, cool report. might almost say it's gusu :D
#26 Wangsonn[68387]
fcs00gsp.gsp.bellsouth.net
Col>all
#27 Fractal_Wave[68414]
24.64.214.134
Dag, that right there was a pleasure to read. Well the heck done.

All the best,
Fractal_Wave
#28 SixtyWATZ[68415]
spider-wb061.proxy.aol.com
Super report! Way to Go! Dago For Prez

I give it a 10 a fackin 10!!!

BTW was it just me who say anas name spelt wrong the whole report?
#29 Roaddog{WP}[68422]
proxy1-external.pr1.on.home.com
GC > Col
or is it
GC = COl
or...
Col > gc

That i do not know, and i will let the rest of the br community deside, put up a poll jv or mark who knows me as "newbie" >:O

:o) > Col And Gc








<font colour="black">(go gc)</font colour> :D
#30 +AnathemA+[68423]
ip208.phoenix10.az.pub-ip.psi.net
i should just change my name to anaheim and end it, now to read...
#31 WarLeaderJustin[68424]
spider-tr082.proxy.aol.com
Great BR = +100%.
Collsy Lost = -100%.
But so did Slings = 100%.

I think the math speaks for itself.

-WLJ
#32 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[68431]
static-43.itcanada.com
Now how the heck am I gonna start replying to this.

1) Clear throat
2) Look at comments again
3) Clear throat once more
4) Consider getting out of there
5) Read Arrow's comment
6) Almost puke
7) Decide to comment

Arrows, once of the cool things about this game is that none of the players truly knew how close it was! You could <b> easily </b> have lost, and indeed should have but for your excellent timing. Kind of gay to post an arrogant comment saying this report on what was a spectacular game ( really it was ) giving my 14 hours of work an 8. That's just . . . bleh.

Dref, Thanks! I did stay up most of the night ;)

JV, OMG, a 10 from the SC god. I bet that little line did it ;)

Frazer, thanx for noticing that pun! Nobody else has ;). I'll comment on your br as soon as I have time

Goddess, u=own ;)

Everybody else:

Aiie, would love to comment but not enuf time must go play sc nownownow!
#33 Spuzz[68435]
jfsn-01-235.dialup.netins.net
Great job. It's always a pleasure to see a new Dagomar report on the front page, and this one was done very well. I only have one problem, and that is how you are so freaking selfish as to play StarCraft when we want more of your reports. Jeez, man, think about other people for once in your life! Now write another report dammit! :D


Spuzz
#34 +AnathemA+[68457]
ip62.phoenix12.az.pub-ip.psi.net
you can br me any time you want, ever. i've never looked as good as this br made me look, and slings, yes i did have lurkers, you never saw them because u were killing my main and they were burrowed... this was nice, and i don't say that about anything, gj dag
#35 -[68476]
spider-th081.proxy.aol.com
Duuuuuuuuuuuude! that was nice

I'm in the next one!!!!!
#36 SCV~007[68497]
t1o57p41.telia.com
Looks really nice. Just one thing I noticed..

Personally I would prefer if all the text was withing the twilight background, and not outside it, on that black color. I just don't think it looks good. That might have been hard to do, with that narrow pattern though.

Good job.
#37 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[68537]
gateway.ncdsb.com
depends on your computer/monitor ;)
#38 SCV~007[68547]
t5o57p74.telia.com
Yeah probably.. i have a 17 inch screen, and running on 1024x768 resolution.

Anyway it's no big deal, I loved the report. Awesome writing and nice clean pics. Good work again.

#39 S!aVe[68558]
rh24.uwsp.edu
wow great game great report.... its alwayz been a childhood dream of mine... :*( to be .. in a BR is this quality.. perhaps one day.. on some distant planet .. my dream will come true.. before i die of.. um.. prostate cancer.. yeah.. i have that.. and umm.. the doctor said if i get in one of your BR i would have a better chance of living just a little longer....

anywayz AWSOME BR.. i was on the edge of my seat!
#40 WarGod[68568]
cm985140-b.denton1.tx.home.com
again is there any way to take screen shots on a mac?¿?
#41 WilliamWC3[68574]
128.252.112.83
Niiice

Vote Dag gogogogogo
#42 WEI3GURU[68580]
telops.bdi.gte.com
Very sweet!

A pleasure to read. And one heluva game too.

I think you got this BR stuff down Dag.


Keep It Up!
#43 Command+Shift+3[68636]
ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
Takes a screen shot on a mac.
#44 WarGod[68657]
cm985140-b.denton1.tx.home.com
HOW DO YOU TAK-

aw forget it knoone is going to answer me anyway


War signing off
#45 Dausuul[68687]
lucre.tcom.purdue.edu
Excellent! I loved this report. It's not often that I find myself cheering for a Terran against Zerg--normally I'm a Zerg fanatic, but it would have been so cool to see that one battlecruiser win the game...

Great game, flawlessly reported. I look forward to the next one.

--Dausuul
#46 Dino Din[68697]
port-32-31.access.one.net
flawlessly reported??? hardly, you didn't have grammar mistakes per se, but you misused large adjectives. You sound like a pro-athlete attempting to sound smart. I remember at one point you describe the map as "brooding" A map CAN'T BROOD! it doesn't have a brain with which one needs to brood.... argh! There were many others, just not any I care to find and quote. This really unnerved me while reading.

A good game and nice pictures to go along as well, just dont try too hard to sound smart or poetic, because you obviously lack the vocabulary.
#47 SlingsNArrows[68719]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
why do people keep saying I lost?! :o|

heheh, Dag, sorry, but... I didn't feel any.. flare. I think I remember some of your older reports being spectacular.... but I always down rate reports of games I am in, because.... I'm an idiot! ;o)
#48 Testosterone[68757]
150.199.112.225
haha, ana = a city :) hahha, awesome report man, i cant wait to see your next one ;)
#49 TheCabbit[68934]
bgm-24-94-56-16.stny.rr.com
Heh, noticed a couple of errors (and I do mean only a couple) but the game, writing, and pictures make me forget about them :]

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#50 The Lakers[69307]
24.41.0.151
this is too funny, even though he actually had pics spelling out +AnathemA+'s name, he still called him anahem.
huk huk
#51 ~Genius~[69324]
207-172-73-132.s132.tnt1.man.va.dialup.rcn.com
1st off, I'd like to say GJ on the report. I'm kinda new to the BR stuff, even though some guy that was obsing my game about a week or so ago said he was BRing my game, but I had no clue wtf he was talking about. I don't know where he reported it at so I still haven't seen it >:{
This is one of the better reports I've seen, just wonderin if you'd BR me. My name on B.net = PlayaGenius
cya around, again GJ
#52 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[69374]
static-22.itcanada.com
Anahem > Anathem, that's what I think. I was doing the man a favour ;)

Chill lakers :)



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