| #1 Fractal_Wave[68836] |
| 24.65.12.23.bc.wave.home.com |
First, said the wombat.
All the best,
Fractal_Wave |
| #2 CynicalMagician[68837] |
| px2cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca |
Good things come to those who wait.
First comments come to those that press submit. |
| #3 ProtectorofAiur[68838] |
| SID.MIT.EDU |
asdfasdfsadfnsdf
foiled againn |
| #4 CYNICALMAGICIAN[68839] |
| px2cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca |
| )(*#$&)#$&*( HUK HUK DAMN YOU |
| #5 WarLeaderJustin[68840] |
| spider-tq032.proxy.aol.com |
5th with style.
-WLJ |
| #6 awe 6[68841] |
| proxy3-external.pinol1.sfba.home.com |
| 6th with the sixthness that is awe 6. what about An Ape Too Far, or Planet Of The Apes, special DVD Christmas edition. they all deserve credit... |
| #7 awe 6[68842] |
| proxy3-external.pinol1.sfba.home.com |
| darn, i wouldve had first if i didnt make the foolhardy mistake of reading the report first...sigh... |
| #8 ProtectorofAiur[68843] |
| SID.MIT.EDU |
| this report rocked. 10 for sure. |
| #9 CynicalMagician[68844] |
| px2cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca |
| Goddamn mothra facka, I keep screwing fractal over. He helped a lot with the planet of the apes 'bonus list'. Huk. |
| #10 awe 6[68846] |
| proxy3-external.pinol1.sfba.home.com |
| yes, 10 most surely. if not for quality, then SHEER quantity. that 10 is boxed in! |
| #11 Elendale[68847] |
| kundry.luther.edu |
LOVE AND PEACE!
LOVE AND PEACE!
-Elendale (its a Trigun quote, if you don't know you don't know) |
#12  [68848] |
| inehou-pxy06.compaq.com |
FUCK THE REPORT!
The last phrase with masturbation gets 10.
Fox |
| #13 head[68849] |
| 1Cust207.tnt3.nashua.nh.da.uu.net |
| yeah masturbation owns. |
| #14 Starookie[68850] |
| edtn007903.hs.telusplanet.net |
Way too many ape titles ;).
Need i say more?
10
Starookie |
#15  [68851] |
| as530023.infocom.com |
10 (what more can I say?)
Cheers,
Dref
Oh yeah, a lot more. Planet of the Apes movies, funny as hell... Here's a funny quote, "<i>I personally think that Shirley Temple is more suited to his demeanour. But who knows, I'm no expert on assology.</i>" umm... clock picture=cool. What's more, all the gimmicks didn't keep me from actually being able to follow the action in a halfway decent manner.
Good show<i>!</i> |
| #16 Scarab[68853] |
| AC8D4B2F.ipt.aol.com |
| Wo holy shit |
| #17 Wangsonn[68855] |
| fcs00gsp.gsp.bellsouth.net |
| wow GWWWWW pengy dont ever speak to me again =( :D |
| #18 Fractal_Wave[68856] |
| 24.65.12.23.bc.wave.home.com |
Godly. Simply Godly.
All the best,
Fractal_Planet of The Apes |
| #19 Spuzz[68857] |
| jfsn-01-230.dialup.netins.net |
Cripes! What a stellar report--I am completely blown away! The graphics were friggen awesome and the writing was perfect. I got the feeling that you had a lot of fun writing it, too--and that always makes it fun for the reader :)
One question: What happened to Spiff?
Excellent work.
Spuzz |
| #20 CynicalMagician[68859] |
| px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca |
Wow, sweet. tens from dref/fox. Nice.
spuzz: sporff/spiff got owned by my laziness. I wanted to submit tonight and I was too tired to write one. Plus fractal said he'd beat me up if I didn't submit, and also he doesn't like sporff. I promise I wont get swayed by his swaying hips again. Next time for sure. |
| #21 testosterone[68860] |
| mkc-94-167-77.kc.rr.com |
hahah, excellent mix of humor/pics/reporting etc
10
"raiders of the planet of the apes" hahahahhaahahah
;lhfahslgasglhgh to many to quote |
#22  [68861] |
| dsl-gte-jr13661-1.linkline.com |
Wow this is one of the all time great reports. Definitely your best CM. It was a great game, great writing, greating graphics. Freaking fantastic.
10.5
ok I can only give you a 10. But I'm tempted to login to my database and manually insert a 10.5. :-)
|
| #23 Frost[68862] |
| spider-mtc-ta014.proxy.aol.com |
| Satalic report. I have arrived from the war grounds of korea. Welcome me. |
| #24 Sonneillon[68864] |
| tsdlsk01d0101013.sk.sympatico.ca |
Bwahow!! 3!
Another excellent surprise before I leave for my sister's wedding. You made my day a second time!
Jolly good show. (And I love how everyone is using something=something after I used it in my rant post). =] |
| #25 Sonneillon[68865] |
| tsdlsk01d0101013.sk.sympatico.ca |
| Ooosilwhoopsilly. That 3 = 10. |
| #26 S!aVe[68866] |
| burr9.uwsp.edu |
WoW! nice one 101010110101010 TEN for sure.
it makes me cry... =*( that its over...
"keep on rockin'" |
| #27 smackemupagus[68867] |
| ith2-d9b.twcny.rr.com |
this *might* be my favorite report ever. it is damn good.
p.s.
new top quote?
"Billy is me. 12 years ago I went to cross the street for some crack cocaine laced with pornography and dead puppies, and I got hit by a cement truck."
ownage report, Cyn |
| #28 ChinksWithGuns[68868] |
| adsl-63-193-153-8.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net |
holy shit nice, more 10 worthy than lewis's by far. Great humor, and not extravagant with FX. Nice, detailed, funny.
gets my seal of approval.
-Chinks |
| #29 WilliamWC3[68869] |
| 128.252.112.83 |
As gosu as it gets.
CM you're the man.
Why does it drop me down 2 lines when I hit enter now.. It didn't used to do that?
Anyway, this report was hilarious, well written, exciting and damn pretty. In a word, It kicked ass. |
| #30 WarLeaderJustin[68870] |
| spider-wn031.proxy.aol.com |
CM for rater; he's just too damn good. Man, this is ownage. CM, I call you tomorrow, I'm too tired right now.
100%. Pure great game, and players, and humor, and vocabulary, and writting, and everything. Damn, this was great.
-WLJ |
| #31 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[68871] |
| bc-kam-a53-01-93.look.ca |
| Thnx for using MY br i gave you to "Correct for grammatical errors" geez. |
| #32 Snork~Dimmy[68872] |
| async118-per2-isp-5.nas.one.net.au |
| Oh My! |
| #33 smackemupagus[68873] |
| ith2-d9b.twcny.rr.com |
lol
"19-apey-4" |
| #34 +AnathemA+[68874] |
| ip23.phoenix11.az.pub-ip.psi.net |
| with only 2 more reports to read this year, i'm glad i made this one of the few i actually get around to reading. |
| #35 garett[68875] |
| cdm-158-89-tyl.cox-internet.com |
| yay |
| #36 Snork~Dimmy[68877] |
| async6-per2-isp-2.nas.one.net.au |
goddamn ownage, i read it again ^^
jesus that clock looks nice, once again, GW |
| #37 znzf[68880] |
| 24.65.81.66.on.wave.home.com |
that was a good game
btw i killed the rest of the carrier fleet with 2 storms
=) |
| #38 [LoR]-Punisher[68881] |
| 202.156.2.122 |
Nice game,nice pics.
Loved that roll over image.
|
| #39 Sp|nE[68883] |
| 207.239.12.200 |
| great job |
| #40 ultra1337[68884] |
| raptor.bellmore-merrick.k12.ny.us |
| ultra s00per d00per g00d j0b |
| #41 Dausuul[68886] |
| dinero.tcom.purdue.edu |
Okay. Now THIS is the sort of report that ought to get a perfect 10. Any raters who give this a 9 or less ought to be strangled with their own small intestines.
It took forever to download (with Ethernet and a T1 line, no less), but damn, was it worth it!
--Dausuul |
| #42 mlylecarlin[68887] |
| pmcl-pc17.ph.utexas.edu |
| MAKE IT A 10.5 JOHNNY!!! Seriously, it wouldn't be fair to rate that along with breeze or lewis (no offense guys), that was just TOO well done. |
| #43 AkumaSpawn[68891] |
| cate1-216.reshall.ou.edu |
| This report owned me. I'd feel so dirty if it didn't feel so good. thx gw gl hf no lag bs plz. |
| #44 Shrad[68892] |
| 209-6-250-121.c3-0.lex-ubr2.sbo-lex.ma.cable.rcn.com |
Damn! 10!
"Pre-meditated expansion"
Gotta love it |
| #45 Breeze[68894] |
| varnappp158.internet-bg.net |
Sometimes English not being my first language restricts me from expressing what I feel, and this is one of those cases. All I can say is I liked this a lot, it is really great and I don't know how to thank you for spending so many hours working on it... Great job, Cyn
<small>
BR<font color="#00FF00">EE<font color="#FF0000">ZE |
| #46 Wou[68896] |
| cache.kolumbus.fi |
| So f***** awesome. Absolutely great. What can I say, this may be the best br that I have read. |
| #47 I AM BATMAN[68897] |
| cd280726-a.scrfld1.mb.wave.home.com |
NICE WORKKKKKKKK!!!!!!
Funny stuff.
I think u sohuld be a rater on br.com Good luck on future reportsssssss!!
I OWN DREFSAB |
| #48 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[68898] |
| gateway.ncdsb.com |
Great job!
9.5 for sure!
More later! |
| #49 Shadow~skull[68899] |
| ihproxy2.proxy.lucent.com |
| 10 nuff said |
| #50 Sangre[68904] |
| wpad.cyberglobe.net |
| Wow man, great work! Loved it! |
| #51 Dog101[68905] |
| 1Cust173.tnt10.chi1.da.uu.net |
omg cynical, this was gosu material. a ten at least.(it should go higher)the only thing i didnt like was that it was a huge report.
dog |
| #52 willwinforfood[68906] |
| ool-18bd7836.dyn.optonline.net |
that report had sweet gfx, was well written and was funny as hell. if it even matters anymore..
10 |
| #53 Activist! (SailrPengn)[68912] |
| wmprt-cach1.blazenet.net |
BWAHAHA! Stay till the end, that's what i say. I suck with terr, but somehow i beat wang's <s>incredibly stupid/dumb</s> gosu toss. Hahaha. Arbiters > Terr :(:(:(
YOU FORGOT MY GODDAMN QUOTE CYN:
"OMG, I thought this was vanilla"
Use quote of the game less plz thnx gw.
Thnx Cyn. BTW, Activus ownsu! |
| #54 Wangsonn[68915] |
| fcs00gsp.gsp.bellsouth.net |
| that quote sucked |
| #55 LuckyNewbie:P[68917] |
| user-33qtp8r.dialup.mindspring.com |
wow...
<h1><font color="red">10<i>!</i></font></h1>
This owned harcore, ur flaming wang gets you all of it =) |
| #56 ::nobody::[68922] |
| dt0110nd9.san.rr.com |
Cyn,
this sucked!
<b>1</b>
i mean puhleeeeeze! could those pictures have been any shittier? im mean really. Next time try making ur jokes funny...thx gw.
if you dont know that im kidding, go flush your skull. :D
Cyn u own so hard it boggles the mind. We gotta start talking about designing the site keke we will OWN :D:D:D:D
real rating: <b>11</b> :D
ciao!
Nobo
|
| #57 CynicalMagician[68923] |
| px2cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca |
nobo: icq. I'm 24631249. (btw for you I will get aim, but I wouldn't be very impressed if I had to)
email wordbird@home.com
gogogo |
| #58 ChillFactor[68930] |
| firefly.shutterfly.com |
| Damn good BR there. Best I have seen yet. |
| #59 TDM[68935] |
| ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com |
Now, I don't comment very often. I'm the "Phantom" of BR.com. When I see an awesome report, or someone needing help, I might comment/reply. But this... This is TOO good to comment on. Bye.
DANGIT! WAIT A SECOND! I JUST <i>DID </i> COMMENT!! GRRRR!!! Oh well. 10. Bye.
-TDM(TheDroneMiester) |
| #60 TerranTurtle[68936] |
| pc76dn03.fcc.net |
| This report was good. |
| #61 FuRyEDge[68949] |
| proxy2-external.alsv1.occa.home.com |
| wow, that reports was crazy awesome good~! i liked the sneezing temp. beautiful writing and great pictures. i kind of lost track by reading all the alt-texts. LoL good work~! keep it up~! |
| #62 JFeTT[68959] |
| ro04-204-210-188-111.ce.mediaone.net |
| Funny, Pretty, not very sexy, but still a 10. |
| #63 :+:starduck:+:[68961] |
| 129.81.185.88 |
| Well this report officially sucks nuts. Go get a life and stop writing 1000000000000000000000000000000000000 words of pure uncensored trash. You are simply the lowest scum on the face of Earth. Yes, even lower than a cockroach. Your purpose in life is nothing; you are a loser. Just go sell yourself to old men for sex. You are a piece of trash. Need i say more? Peace BITCH. |
| #64 The-Kod[68962] |
| 24.64.81.189 |
wow. finally something that stands up to those frency br's =] I never stopped laughing (ok i did but not for long.)
great job CM |
| #65 Pimp_Ninja[68968] |
| spider-ta088.proxy.aol.com |
Hated all the Planet of the Ape movies except the first, but almost died from reading all the alt-text and list at the end
PS 65th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| #66 dislekcia[68978] |
| netcache3.is.co.za |
Obviously the crutch doesn't restrict BRing. Crutch of humour™!
-D |
| #67 GameOverZ[68993] |
| bess-proxy2.mveca.org |
| You make me hot, cyn |
| #68 Digityl[68994] |
| 138.86.151.7 |
Zoiks scooby!! this report was too too good. i liked the clock picture but for some reason i liked the blitzkreig one better...i dunno. nice writing too.
Digi has spoken...you cin go. |
| #69 Merc@Work[69000] |
| telops.bdi.gte.com |
Cyn you're a BR GOD - <H1>12</H1>
<I>"...and so his marines start getting slaughtered. And soon after, they finish getting slaughtered. And then 1 of the 3 tanks that popped out of the factory starts and finishes getting slaughtered..."</I>
Well written, funny, good pics, witty, PERFECT
Really they <I><B>SHOULD</B></I> go into the database and up your rating!
-Merc |
| #70 69alphaq69[69004] |
| spider-wl051.proxy.aol.com |
GODLY REPORT :)
Great Pics
Invite me 2 your next br.
RATING: 69
btw say my name slowly with out 69 in it and ull understand wut it means hehe
May the micro be with you :P |
| #71 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[69017] |
| 139.57.128.243 |
Again, absolutely wonderful report!
However, I'd give it 9.5 because, frankly, it wasn't as exciting as it could have been, and no minimaps! Aie!
This proves that in the face of massive public pressure, I can stand up for my beliefs. Give me money.
But, anyway, superb report! Loved it! And gogo Spaceman Sporf! |
| #72 Scarab[69018] |
| AC835D94.ipt.aol.com |
god.....ive never actually been attracted to a report like this...this just owns 1000%, god damn
ehh...i need some help with layers and such with psp. Be dear, and icq/aim me or something
ICQ=71128811
AIM=WilLockhart
THX |
| #73 Silasbert~DSc~[69020] |
| bay-set6-ip-11.se-tel.com |
Good Job Cyn
Haven't seen you in a bit though, come around ~dsc~ some more |
| #74 HappyMagician[69022] |
| spider-tn051.proxy.aol.com |
This was happy! Happy! Happy!
|
| #75 Captain Boner 2001[69023] |
| spider-tn051.proxy.aol.com |
| I am Captain Boner! Haha! |
| #76 :+:starduck:+:[69024] |
| spider-tn051.proxy.aol.com |
THIS WAS AN OWNAGE REPORT! BESIDES THE FACT THAT I AM GAY, CM IS GOD! OMFG, OWNAGE!
Note: This is not starduck.
|
| #77 Dr. Ape[69025] |
| spider-tn051.proxy.aol.com |
| That was a very "ownage" list of titles that refer to the superior simian race. Good job, Mr. Magician, you will be the last of the humans we will capture and eat. |
| #78 Britney Spears[69026] |
| spider-tn051.proxy.aol.com |
| Oops, I did it Again! This isn't the form for breast enlargements! Dammit, where is that... |
| #79 ~TRL~GoSuMaRiNe~TRL~2000~TRL~69~Cpt. Ownage~Clanssuckass~TRL[69027] |
| spider-tn051.proxy.aol.com |
Hi, good report, I just found one part confusing...
Who won? |
| #80 CynicalBastard[69028] |
| spider-tn051.proxy.aol.com |
| Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| #81 znzf[69029] |
| 24.65.81.66.on.wave.home.com |
znzf and 69alpha69 did!!
won that is
|
| #82 SailrPengn[69032] |
| wmprt-cach1.blazenet.net |
Nope, i won too cause you allied me :D:D:D:D
Homestly, i should have lost. Sparing me from BCs owned. |
| #83 SlingsNArrows[69035] |
| bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com |
Sorry Cyn, I just couldn't get into it enough to read it. The game type and some of the players just didn't interest me :o( The parts I did read were nice, but haven't you done the planet of the apes theme before? Pics were pretty as always! GJ :o) You own, etc!
Nobo is right! get to work on site, gogogogo! |
| #84 SCV~007[69049] |
| t3o57p66.telia.com |
As they say, "oanage".
I wanted some more minimaps, other than that it was great =) |
| #85 Shadow~Skull[69052] |
| drproxy1.proxy.lucent.com |
| PLEASE REFRAINE FROM USING SKULL IN A DEROGITORY MANNER!!! |
| #86 WarLeaderJustin[69058] |
| spider-mtc-td032.proxy.aol.com |
Hmmm... looks like another 10 BR coming our way. Let's hope Bob doesn't get a chance to rate it...
-WLJ |
| #87 Jim Bob[69102] |
| proxy2-external.indnpls1.in.home.com |
10 by far. Swell work. Make some more G!
|
| #88 TheGreatSniper[69143] |
| spider-wa071.proxy.aol.com |
| I usually don't comment, I just read =P. Jeez, I'd just like to personally thank you for the time you spent making this. Wow... |
| #89 wwwwwwaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuuupppppppp~~~~~~~~~~~`[69223] |
| dialup-64.152.170.227.NewYork1.Level3.net |
hahahahahahaha i like the clock stuff man but the rest of the report sucked shit (just kiddin man)
i give it a 10 |
| #90 Vegita of Pooh[69308] |
| host69-155.iwbc.net |
GRADE 11!!!!!!! =D (thank you very much!!)
Ah, this report makes me miss the good old days of Starcraft and Battlereports. Maybe someday I'll reinstall starcraft, but until then Diablo 2 all the way!!! (lvl 31 barbarian kick yo ass!)
Oh and:
Goooooooo Wang!!! |
| #91 MultipleBoogies a.k.a }|battle'lord|{[69310] |
| 206.82.130.23 |
CynicalMagician
Man, you rock ass---serious ass. I would add more flaming praise, but shit, the first 89, have done a bloody good job of that!
One thing:
"Wang swears enough to make a sailor blush (pun intended), and retreats his big sausages back to his central island expansion."
Forgive me, but I'm a little slow in the head, what's the pun intended with a sailor blushing...so sorry, me to chobo. "Big sausages"---hmmmm reminds me of something, I can't remember. Tight vagina's-no, tight asses--uh, no, but..."etreats his big [schlongers] back to his central island expansion." Big isanland expansion, huh? he he he
Keep it real & peace, dude, you just blow (pun intended, of course) the competition away.
MultipleBoogies a.k.a }|battle'lord|{
PS. One of these days, I'm gonna be first to post & I ain't gonna brag about it. baarf |
| #92 HyKe[69416] |
| cflow1-if-1.mts.net |
10,10,10,10,10,10,10,10,10,10,10,10,10,10 etc...
im from southern Manitoba!!!!!!!!!!
I Really Am!
serious!
look it up!
Winnipeg Manitoba baby!
Cyn uve made my homeland famous =D |
| #93 Eriador[69500] |
| port18.msx12-tro.ppp.cybercity.no |
too good
unreal
die
eri |
| #94 Eriador[69511] |
| port18.msx12-tro.ppp.cybercity.no |
too good
unreal
die
eri |
| #95 King-Lewis[69553] |
| modemcable180.145-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.ca |
This was awesome man ... The lighting pic was just too beatiful ... i bow down to you
Very good job.
10. |
| #96 Drunk[69561] |
| 194.19.22.109 |
You did it again CM. I actually managed to concentrate long enuf to read the entire report (suffering from a severe hangover at work...) and man it was worth it. You rock the world my friend.
Cya. |
| #97 Wisest~Yoda[69636] |
| pm3-1-168.boscobel.mwt.net |
im pretty sure this was coo
cyn i havent talked to you in forever
icq me sometime |
| #98 -citizenkane-[69892] |
| c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com |
| 99 |
| #99 -citizenkane-[69894] |
| c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com |
| 100!! |
| #100 -])K-Corgy[70317] |
| user212.keokuk.k12.ia.us |
You forgot
The Planet of The Apes Pornographic Gold Trilogy |
| #101 Fractal_Wave[74888] |
| h24-65-12-158.gv.shawcable.net |
By the way, this kicks holy ass.
And why is breeze tesing his flash here?
All the best,
Fractal_Wave |
| #102 Cearas[77638] |
| proxy-02.pe.iqnet.net.au |
| yay. |
| #103 [113527] |
| p-uwmadison-out-2.wiscnet.net |
| Why are the pictures not working for me? Anyone else have this problem? |
| #104 CaughtNaked[113666] |
| waf-dc27-61.rasserver.net |
hehe i remember wen dag used to put his name in yellow. :D
|
| #105 EldritchEvil[117699] |
| nr11-216-196-185-111.fuse.net |
| Last post. |
| #106 Narcotik[119580] |
| dialups-138.palmer.mtaonline.net |
| still a classic.. mabie you should get somebody to redo the pics.. but even withought them i still enjoyed it as much as the first time ^^ |
#107  [151982] |
| wc01.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com |
| awesome. |
#108  [151986] |
| 67.176.104.160 |
| That clock picture still rocks |
| #109 WOoPIe Doo[155849] |
| S01060050bf91f8a8.cg.shawcable.net |
| last place |
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