| #1 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[69335] |
| static-58.itcanada.com |
'Tis rare I get first on one of my brs, but I believe I've done it.
Please read/don't delete this baby. Enjoy . . . if you think it's good ;) |
| #2 Casper...[69336] |
| on-tor-blr-a58-04-13.look.ca |
| gaga |
| #3 Muerrte00[69337] |
| POM-STU2-93-53.pomona.edu |
| 3rd, now to read it! |
| #4 haha[69338] |
| on-tor-blr-a58-04-13.look.ca |
| 1400 pixels wide haha |
| #5 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[69339] |
| static-58.itcanada.com |
Only if u don't let it load, haha
people these days *shakes head someberly* |
| #6 Snork~Dimmy[69340] |
| async234-per2-isp-5.nas.one.net.au |
| OMFJesus, fuck me rome, too damn big to read, im not scrolling across to read this, just gimme the jist plz, post it in here |
| #7 Snork~Dimmy[69341] |
| async234-per2-isp-5.nas.one.net.au |
| the jist of the ffa in here, that is |
| #8 Snork~Dimmy[69342] |
| async234-per2-isp-5.nas.one.net.au |
| the jist of the ffa in here, that is |
| #9 [69343] |
| async234-per2-isp-5.nas.one.net.au |
| finally that SOB is right, nm i shall read it now and work out who won all by myself |
| #10 Snork~Dimmy[69344] |
| async234-per2-isp-5.nas.one.net.au |
| OMFGAY, sorry for the spam, that was me up there |
| #11 confused[69348] |
| indy.eagle.y.se |
| I let it load, it it's still wider then my old mamas butt |
| #12 [bad]derek[69352] |
| spider-wq042.proxy.aol.com |
| i have a 19 inch monitor and even after turning it to 1600x1200 resoultion...bah how did u DO that? :) |
| #13 [bad]derek[69353] |
| spider-wq042.proxy.aol.com |
| ownage, it got smaller ^^ |
| #14 Somebody...[69354] |
| proxy1-external.etntwn1.nj.home.com |
Damn I love your style of writing!
sby... |
| #15 [bad]derek[69355] |
| spider-wq042.proxy.aol.com |
OK PEOPLE WAIT B4 U SPAM :) the report shows up on 800x600 if u just wait a few minutes for all the pics to load and for it to align correctly. thx gw on the report i nearly pissed my pants when i saw all the pics.
9
To the new Breeze. |
| #16 {~Ascension~}[69357] |
| 195.albany-15rs.ny-rochelle-park-05rs.nj.dial-access.att.net |
poor 56kers can't even load the thing:(
looks great so far though. |
| #17 -SD[69359] |
| ip28.saskatoon3.dialup.canada.psi.net |
| WARNING WARNING THIS REPORT HAS BEEN DOUBLEPOSTED! |
| #18 (...Blaze...)[69363] |
| mp-217-214-252.daxnet.no |
Killer report! I luv it!
9-10
(...Blaze...)
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| #19 `~DarKnight~'[69366] |
| spider-wm062.proxy.aol.com |
| omfg.this br was ownage. testosterone is now my hero. bye |
| #20 TeCh[69367] |
| 24.65.124.22.sk.wave.home.com |
1ST!!!!!!!!! fuck Im late again!
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| #21 TeCh[69368] |
| 24.65.124.22.sk.wave.home.com |
1ST!!!!!!!!! fuck Im late again!
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| #22 TeCh[69370] |
| 24.65.124.22.sk.wave.home.com |
oops I think this is cool I love the backround I give a 9 bye bye but My fav Br'r is Breeze
-TeCh |
| #23 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[69373] |
| static-22.itcanada.com |
Spam more plz thx gw
Thanx to all cool commenters ;) |
| #24 Eradicate~Me[69375] |
| spider-tf041.proxy.aol.com |
| omg thats the gayest format, even more than my black backround! |
| #25 Baal_66[69381] |
| gw2.christopherosschule.bs.de.bcc-ip.net |
As it seems I am one of those posting here, who actually read the report.
It doesn't happen very often that battlereporters manage to describe a FFA in a consecutive style which makes the reader always know what happens at which time and so on...
I think you did manage quite well in keeping the reader at bay and providing him with any important information but didn't hold yourself up with details.
IMO a certain 9-10 |
| #26 Baal_66[69382] |
| gw2.christopherosschule.bs.de.bcc-ip.net |
As it seems I am one of those posting here, who actually read the report.
It doesn't happen very often that battlereporters manage to describe a FFA in a consecutive style which makes the reader always know what happens at which time and so on...
I think you did manage quite well in keeping the reader at bay and providing him with any important information but didn't hold yourself up with details.
IMO a certain 9-10 |
| #27 S!aVe[69384] |
| rh24.uwsp.edu |
| wOw that's a biggun'.... you should put a NippLe in the middle of it .. cause it's basically one GiaNt TiT... i just wanna milk it all day... |
| #28 Shepherd[69385] |
| res104a-013.rh.rit.edu |
That's a some BR, but there is few factiods that is missing. . .Excellent job, and you certainly has let the pictures tell hte story.
9 |
| #29 +AnathemA+[69388] |
| cc102k14.inre.asu.edu |
| lmao erad thought format was gay, way to not be worthy of an opinion mr. "i'm going to fuck up the shape of my already mediocre/shitty pics." gj dag, sorry for ignoring you, i was either afk or didn't care about you because you're not cool enough AND CANT SPELL MY FUCKING NAME |
| #30 Fractal_Wave[69390] |
| 24.64.214.134 |
This was cool.
All the best,
Fractal_Wave |
| #31 Akumaspawn[69392] |
| cate1-216.reshall.ou.edu |
I jizzed myself reading this.
It's that good. |
| #32 Templar569[69397] |
| 168.168.234.44 |
While it didn't make me ejaculate like it did Akumaspawn, I did think it was an excellent report. You don't often get to read reports filled to the brim with huge, honking, giant armies like this one.
Although as usual, Gayrriers win an FFA that goes too long. What a surprise. |
| #33 mlylecarlin[69401] |
| cache2.gw.utexas.edu |
Really only 1 word appropriate for this BR, repeated over and over:
DEFENSE! DEFENSE! DEFENSE! DEFENSE! DEFENSE!
I've only seen one game EVER that was more one-sided towards the defense; a 4ffa on proving grounds I was in; I was zerg vs a zerg, a terran, and a toss in the opposite corner. I wasted the terran, and made lame the zerg. Unfortunately, he blocked my way around to the toss player on one side, and I couldn't spare the resources, so although I mined 70% of the map, I couldn't beat down the toss, who used godly temp micro to decimate my hydras, and eventually my lings (when I ran out of gas). He, otoh, had ONLY temps left when he ran out of money, and couldn't use them to destroy my bases, because if he had merged them into archons, I would have overwhelmed his base. The game lasted more than 2 hours, and ended as a stalemate. By then I had made and lost literally close to half a thousand lings.
Anyways GREAT BR, 9 I say |
| #34 mlylecarlin[69402] |
| cache2.gw.utexas.edu |
| When I said "spare the resources", i meant, "Spare the resources to kill the zerg player". |
#35  [69403] |
| HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU |
nice report!
try breaking your long paragraphs into smaller ones though. |
| #36 CynicalMagician[69404] |
| px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca |
Cool stuff. I seemed to notice some issues with the backgruond and readability, but it was excellent nonetheless. Plus you mentioned Sporff. 43 bonus points for you.
-CM |
| #37 TheCabbit[69405] |
| bgm-24-94-56-16.stny.rr.com |
I go with FLS on the paragraph thing.
Other than that, this was sooooo close to 10 material, sorry :[
Perhaps if so many people hadn't dropped... and Testosterone wouldn't have been the main power... It would have been a 10.0
Other than that, this report owned sooooooooooooo hard so I have to give it..
<b> ___________________________________________</b>
<b>9.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999</b> |
| #38 TheCabbit[69406] |
| bgm-24-94-56-16.stny.rr.com |
| well, that didn't work out the way i wanted it to :p |
| #39 Pimp_Ninja[69408] |
| spider-te043.proxy.aol.com |
39th!!!!!!!!!!!!
There were a lot of people to leave this game early. And the damn toss still won! over 2 terrans no less!!
besides that it was funny as hell. |
| #40 Wangsonn[69409] |
| fcs00gsp.gsp.bellsouth.net |
| gj with report, AND TESTY U OWN ALL!!!!!! |
| #41 Testosterone[69413] |
| mkc-94-167-15.kc.rr.com |
Excellent report Dag, this was a crazy game as it seemed as I was constantly being attacked eh? I remember I produced 773 units as toss, 2nd was Excell with 240 so this was all about macro for me. I dont think besides the begginging there wasn't a battle which I wasn't involved in.
Resources were the same, I think I had 111,000 more than Excel. This report was very good for everything that was happening. As with the attacking of purple's natural I had a very good economy and I didn't just want to sit at max while he rebuilt, so I just threw away hordes of troops.
With the scores, I think I deserve every time bit of that nearly 500,000 :p. I don't think it should go down nearly 200,000 because of the time I was trying to break purple's defense :).
Hehe seriously, very good report, nice details, funny, awesome, maybe next time don't type this at 1:30 as there were some very miniscule errors. I would give this a 9.9 which rounds up to a 10 :).
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| #42 Kami_Bum[69414] |
| sdn-ar-002ohclevP288.dialsprint.net |
Make it wider plz thx gw.
After wait 15 friggin minutes, all i get is an ultrawide BR with a cool background(no pics) |
| #43 Illgetdroped[69419] |
| dialup-63.210.222.33.NewYork1.Level3.net |
| Good report.!! and one more thing, errr u spelled my name wrong, but its ok, gj |
#44  [69427] |
| rliv112.infocom.com |
I'm going to say sadly, that I'm going to have to give up on this for now. My 56k cannot get this fucker d/l'd... even after 3 refreshes and I've run out of patience. Sorry. I can understand why you had so many pics due to the length of the game, but in that case, it would seem that you could cut out a lot of the beginning build orders and boring crap like that (lose a couple of the building collages) and that probably would help some... :)
My town is supposed to get DSL in time for the holidays and I'm on the waiting list so hopefully I'll be able to handle something like this a bit easier in the future. From what I did see it looks good though... :)
Cheers,
Dref |
| #45 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[69429] |
| static-22.itcanada.com |
MUHAHAHAHAAA, it was all to annoy u, Dref ;)
Do you have any idea how hard it is to preview these things with my 56K???
Anywho, next time I'll split it in two.
Thanks for all comments from gosu people ;) |
| #46 WarLeaderJustin[69451] |
| spider-to017.proxy.aol.com |
Complete and utter ownage.
100%.
-WLJ |
| #47 [AsF]AzNSuNBoY[69459] |
| AC813882.ipt.aol.com |
| ^#$%&%$*%^&#$% it took 20 minutes to finish loading and the windows kinda sucked at 1st, but it was worth it. Good Job! |
| #48 WarLeaderJustin[69462] |
| spider-to068.proxy.aol.com |
Well...
<font color="black">I don't really read reports, I only look at pictures...</font>
The game was good, right?
-WLJ |
| #49 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[69464] |
| bc-kam-a53-02-89.look.ca |
Who dropped me SADAFdsfdsfdsfsfd
good report |
| #50 bboy[69470] |
| gw1.finspong.se |
this was wonderfull...
it's as close to a 10 as you can get, but if i were the rater, i should probarly had give you a 10.
the game was really exciting for a while, i actually quitted to read it for a moment becausde the terrans seemed to be amateurs, but then things got hot, and i continued.
i will give you a + and - list for this br
+
Exciting game
Good pictures
Much work behind this
Good game-idea (ffa is fun)
-
Persons leaving and drops out (talk with them before you start game so they don't leave, and prefeer people you know won't quit. Ban laggy people)
Your humor sucks (i had to say)
No new concept, just same old stuff
It's not as good as Breeze ;)
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Anyway, it looks bright. I think you will be very good at this one day, looking to the language and the bad humor, i think that you are 14-16 yrs, and if that's so, you will learn new things all the time.
Contact me if you are going to write another BR, because i'll gladly play!
BBoy
ryu@sade.com |
| #51 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[69473] |
| gateway.ncdsb.com |
LMAO you're good.
Yeah I've been at this for a year highest rookmarks besides godly hofers you I dunno.
Bleh.
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| #52 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[69474] |
| gateway.ncdsb.com |
| and BTW I'm 20 and BTW I stayed up all night for this so I mighta been a bit delirious ;) |
| #53 SCV~007[69494] |
| t6o957p55.telia.com |
Haha ownage :P
I don't agree with the comment saying the humor sucked, I was laughing at several occations...
Good game, very nice writing, modem killing pics.. all you can ask really =)
10 |
| #54 Vaevictis666[69522] |
| 204.244.60.173 |
| So out of curiosity, just how long was the game?? |
| #55 testosterone[69524] |
| mkc-166-189-102.kc.rr.com |
| 1 hour and 13 minutes |
| #56 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[69526] |
| static-54.itcanada.com |
I said in the br!
1 hour, <b> 14 </b> minutes
=D |
| #57 Basic[69548] |
| cx362253-a.fed1.sdca.home.com |
| well you got some shit wrong like i was the first to exp = my 2nd hatch was at my nat i hatched on 12 and my 3rd hatch was at another nat i hatched that one around 15 ;[ and i woulda won but i fucking had to go ;[ gg test :o and wang haha you got OWNED!!!! |
| #58 §ilence[69560] |
| CPE-144-132-81-11.vic.bigpond.net.au |
Very interesting ALT text for those images. Am I the first to notice or something? Look, a friend of mine has a psychiatrist to reccomend if you'll just ask...
:)
Nice work tho |
| #59 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[69571] |
| gateway.ncdsb.com |
Basic, you were third to expand, I believe, after brown ( first ) and blue ( second ).
lol OWN! |
| #60 Captain_Spock[69574] |
| wdcax5-088.dialup.optusnet.com.au |
Even though my poor little 36.6K modem had three heart attacks trying to download this BR, and although I had to click refresh five times, I think it is reasonably likely that my great grandchildren will get to see this report in their old age. Seriously, I loved the report once it loaded after 40 minutes of waiting and clicking refresh. Your humour is very much like mine, and I appreciated it. I wish I had seen those battles - they must have been stupendous. Keep up the good work, but for crying out loud, not everyone has cable internet, so go easier on the pictures!
Captain_Spock
"Apology accepted, Captain Needa". |
| #61 Shadow~Skull[69590] |
| ihproxy2.proxy.lucent.com |
| this was by far the best br ive read in a long time here. |
| #62 Wangsonn[69598] |
| adsl-78-164-41.gsp.bellsouth.net |
"So it is that Wangsonn is officially the first to die, and therefore will from now on be known as a pathetic newbie who can be eliminated with ease in the first 15 minutes of any game."
FU DAGOMAR
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| #63 Gosu On Tuesdays[69626] |
| spider-wg072.proxy.aol.com |
Jesus this was good. IMO it is better than some of Breeze's recent reports. Not all, but some. I will probably get flamed for this but oh well.
However, your thanksgiving refrences threw me off. This is October...
Still 10 |
| #64 Spuzz[69631] |
| jfsn-01-247.dialup.netins.net |
Crimony. There are enough images in here to feed China. Great report! It was such a wild game, and it was a pleasure to read. I have one minor suggestion, and that is maybe you could put players names in bold font? At some points I had difficulty reading player names. It's a minor quibble though. At any rate, great job!
Spuzz |
| #65 Silent~Death[69633] |
| ip58.saskatoon3.dialup.canada.psi.net |
How do you make a background using a picture being made more than once?
-SD |
| #66 xSyn[69759] |
| pv101-165.jacksonville.net |
| Nice report, but kind of hard to read (No paragraph breaks) and such. |
#67  [69955] |
| zmapxy04.zma.compaq.com |
Own harder Dag. Gasp future HOFamer?
9
Fox |
| #68 ~ViLaToR~[69995] |
| ubr-165.254.83.wintersprings.cfl.rr.com |
| I have read tons of battle reports, and out of all of them, that was the best one i have read, Ever! That should have been given a perfect score and i just want to say that you are awesome and that it was an excellent battle report |
| #69 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[70335] |
| gateway.ncdsb.com |
*gasp* Fox! woohoo.
One more comment 'till I reached the magic 70 . . .
thankee Vilator! |
| #70 zzz[70971] |
| orion.singnet.com.sg |
TOO ****ING BIG to load on a 56k
off sleep
hopefully it'll be done by morning
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#71  [153360] |
| d141-165-127.home.cgocable.net |
| I wish this br still worked :[ |
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