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#1 Eradicate~Me[69918]
spider-tn041.proxy.aol.com
maybe the rating might excede a 2..I dunno
#2 awe 6[69920]
proxy3-external.pinol1.sfba.home.com
quick one...decent pics...i'd have to say 7 at best, but im not a rater, so ill just say it was okay...
#3 Hawk[69921]
209.128.34.4
you are the biggest dumbfuck in the world

slings warps a pylon next to teh hatchery
IN A DISTRESS ACTION MARK MAKES A SPAWNING POOL


u fucking moron

and the BIG surprising ending
MARK WON
NO SHIT. HE WAS GOING TO WIN SINCE I SAW IT WAS SLINGS
STFU NEWBIE
U HAVE NO CLUE ABOUT SKILL OR PLAYERS WHO ARE GOOD


ur gay little 120 pixels and shit...

i give it a 0 for the game,
-5 for the writer
and another -10 for you just being so entirely stupid.

totalling -5.




















#4 [69922]
1Cust241.tnt3.rdu1.da.uu.net
I didn't lose the exp hatch, I cancelled it. And I like Slings. He's a cool guy. Writes witty stuff. But he can't play starcraft worth a damn. =]

WTF was he thinking going corsairs?












#5 Eradicate~Me[69923]
spider-tn041.proxy.aol.com
thats why you are hated hawk =)
#6 DivvyO[69924]
162.119.232.100
wtg hawk ... 0-5-10 = negative 5. Your math owns me.
#7 hawk[69925]
209.128.34.4
divvo your math owns me

try getting the average

0 - 5 - 10

DUH I SMARt
I SAID -5 U FUCKING MORON
FUCK YOU DUMBBASS
#8 DivvyO[69926]
162.119.232.100
"totalling -5"

lolol I never knew "total" means "averaged out to"

Once again, your mad math skills own me. If you played me I'd be owned in seconds. You are a better human being than me in all aspects of life. I am total scum compared to the glory and power of hawk, even though he thinks that subtraction means averaging.
#9 Wangsonn[69927]
adsl-78-164-41.gsp.bellsouth.net
way better than ur other br's.
#10 Eradicate~Me[69928]
spider-tn041.proxy.aol.com
lol hawk is funny to listen to, his arrogant ass think he can beat anyone! NOT ME!
#11 SlingsNArrows[69929]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
I don't play SC well.
I don't play protoss well at all.
I didn't know shield batteries weren't automatic.
I beat Mark4 once ZvZ so... ya, we're like 25-1
I can't think of anything witty because mark said I was witty and so I feel all self concious and can't talk right now.


P.S. Hawk..... ummmm..... lol. You're right, I'm a total newb. On the up side..... I don't lie about my records against people. ;o)
#12 !Deevirseon![69931]
proxy.iad3.netsetter.com
game sucked... br was boring... dont put GG at top just makes ppl think its a gg when it sucked ass... report better ones thx gw ;)
i give it a 3 =P cuz u actually tried with pix
#13 Eradicate~Me[69933]
spider-tn041.proxy.aol.com
dude it took 3 hours to make this, it was for humors sake u dumbass. wheres your gold 10 rated report u arrogant ass?
#14 Eradicate~Me[69936]
spider-tn041.proxy.aol.com
o shit 13th comment on friday the 13th?!?!?! this report rating won't look so good. why am i always the one who has all the bad luck?!
#15 Kindalikeurface[69938]
spider-to052.proxy.aol.com
Decent report....
i dont' know really how it took you 3 hours but anyway,
hawk you are a fucking asshole. You may be good but there are plenty of players out there that could kick your ass.
second its just a game.....its supposed to be fun....its not though when assholes like you play it, and third STOP FUCKING CUSSING!
ok thats all i have to say, nice job on the report...
#16 King_[LSRS-13][69939]
c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com
Because this report sucked ass. Plain and simple, too one sided, and don't give me your crap about "where's your 10 gold report u arrogant ass?" And you get the 13th comment because I was too lazy to.
#17 King_[LSRS-13][69940]
c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com
Damn, I knew I should've hit the add button sooner or another would pop up, this last one was response to number 14.
#18 -citizenkane-[69942]
c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com
This isn't right... more peeps are reading Eradicate~Me's report than mine!

Come on, it's a Paul Morphy game! It's got to be good!
#19 -citizenkane-[69944]
c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com
BTW Eradicate, u have vastly improved. GJ!
#20 Eradicate~Me[69945]
spider-tn041.proxy.aol.com
heh thanks -Ck- (Calvin Klein) hehehe
#21 [69948]
zmapxy04.zma.compaq.com
Doh short weak game..... =[

Slings is God so you get a few points there. Oh yeah that sexy Mark guy ;)

6

Fox
#22 [69949]
zmapxy04.zma.compaq.com
Oh and Hawk your a newbie. Play me 1on1? Lets go. Anyone can BR. Lets play enough times so that you can't makes excuses about our wins. So I have to rape you 100 times to make it 1 win in your book? Lets get cracking then.

Fox
#23 Eradicate~Me[69950]
spider-tn041.proxy.aol.com
hehe i really was hopin u rated this, cuz bob would shove it up my ass
#24 !Deevirseon![69951]
proxy.iad3.netsetter.com
ur right it wasnt a 2 ;) it was pretty cool ( i didnt see the first image heh ). the game was OK ( no really it was ). but u shaped it up so a 6 is good for this game ( no really it is ).
#25 !Deevirseon![69952]
proxy.iad3.netsetter.com
i = spam.man but yea BR's are hard if u think about it.. i guess i shouldnt be so harsh ;) hehe my bad =] gj on report
#26 The.Confessor[69966]
ip214-71.resnet.pc.jmu.edu
ROFL ROFL ROFL FOX OWNS ROFL
#27 Bobo.[69968]
p60-max4.dun.ihug.co.nz
I liked this one a lot more than your previous BR Eradicate :) GJ, next one might creep into the gold report box!
How come only 1 person is rating each battle report? I mean, I know non-raters will often give a score in the comments, but they don't have purty pictures with their ratings!
I don't think my first report deserved a 4 anyway, but that's only one man's opinion, so meh :)
Keep up the good work Eradicate.

~> Bobo.
#28 DivvyO[69969]
162.119.232.100
Most of the time, only one rater rates something, and if the other ones agree, they will rate accordingly.

Multiple ratings for a less than gold report don't happen too often, although I recieved 3 6s (devil man! naughty jungle of love!) and i think Silent~Death got 5 6s once (but i think JV hacked it). Other than that, multiple ratings aren't too often unless you pull an 8 or higher out yer butt.
#29 (DL)Spam[69970]
hst000003162um.kincannon.olemiss.edu
Jesus christ (sorry god)

Whats with the slings hate? INCLUDING YOU SLINGS

"I cant play SC"

"Slings is a newbie"

"Slings cant play worth a damn"

Ok some of you are undoubtly joking, guess what this isnt directed at you then. The rest of you (INCLUDING YOU SLINGS), SLINGS ISNT THAT BAD. Lord the guy has some great micro, you cant deny that, and he isnt a bad overall player. He has beaten quite a few of the "BR.COM GREATS". Do they have the series advantage? Are they better then him? Probably, but he can beat anyone one of you OWNAGE peeps at any time. Yeah in a 3 game, 5 game, maybe 11 game series you might come out way ahead. But the fact that he CAN beat anyone at any given time, doesnt the guy deserve some respect?

Im just tired of listening to this "Slings cant play" BS. Maybe he isnt ..(myst).., hell who is? (no your not Hawk, despite your most desperate desires =( But I think we ought to give him the respect he deserves, if to shut him up from all this "I suck" bs if nothing else.

Love ya Slings! =D
#30 Napoleic[69976]
van1d40.dial.uniserve.ca
Hmm I think the fact that your other brs were poor gave people a negative connotation about this one. Actually I thought it was a fine report and the pics and colours were nice.

GW Eradicate, just think, if you keep improving this much you'll have a gold report within 2!
#31 [69979]
HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU
try to close your table tag =[
#32 [69985]
208.196.35.239
haha Spam, because you said Slings isn't a newbie, I now believe it... :P

Erad, Nothing can make up for how ridiculously one-sided this game was. However, don't despair, you've definitely got the right idea with the pictures now. Just find a decent game and you're all set... :)

Cheers,
Dref
#33 Wangsonn[69993]
adsl-78-164-41.gsp.bellsouth.net
SLINGS ROX!
#34 Eradicate~Me[70006]
spider-tk033.proxy.aol.com
noone sees the humor of all this?! o well i wasnt expecting a 6 and i got it, thanks dref and fox
#35 (DL)Spam[70008]
hst000003162um.kincannon.olemiss.edu
"haha Spam, because you said Slings isn't a newbie, I now believe it"

Damn right! Now if the rest of you could learn to treat me with the same kind of reverence and respect I obviously desever!

wait a minute....


oh.... =(
#36 [70028]
spider-wq034.proxy.aol.com
wow

pathetic

hawk, eradicate (i think hawk can beat you in sc erad) King_[LSRS-13], and all the other spaming lamers who have nothing better to do then argue about stupid pointless shit and flame eachother, (instead of criticize or review the actual game), need a life.

oh yeah, and slings doesn't "suck" either.
#37 [70029]
spider-wq034.proxy.aol.com
oh yeah and im not promoting myself either u dumbasses, anonymity rox
#38 Krebster[70036]
spider-te044.proxy.aol.com
whoever you are one thing is for certain, youre a fucking dumbass
#39 [70048]
spider-mtc-ta051.proxy.aol.com
really? explain why im a fucking dumbass, and you aren't.
#40 SlingsNArrows[70075]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
I beat myst 2 times, making me 2 wins and 1234567890 losses verse him. To clarify what might've been confusion up there. lol
#41 [70082]
on-tor-blr-a58-04-1052.look.ca
hawk has problems
#42 MultipleBoogies a.ka. }|battle'lord|{[70093]
212.52.140.13
Eradicate~Me

I'm listening to BB King, and goddamn, he's good. And, by the same stroke, you're getting good. Fine job.

There remains some style issue, but from your previous showing, damn (repeat), hot DAMN, you're destined for the HOF, if I may say. he he he

Hawk? No comment.

Keep it real & peace,
MultipleBoogies a.ka. }|battle'lord|{

PS. To the anonymous dude: get a name, so I know who the hell to talk to. Society likes names for a reason, you know?
#43 Jeff[70806]
AC901590.ipt.aol.com
"Once again, your mad math skills own me. If you played me I'd be owned in seconds. You are a better human being than me in all aspects of life. I am total scum compared to the glory and power of hawk, even though he thinks that subtraction means averaging." -DivvyO..qotd =]



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