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-SlingsNArrows




#1 SlingsNArrows[70480]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
wow, I feel weird now ;o)
#2 [70482]
242835hfc143.tampabay.rr.com
wait wait wait, if you're already an alcoholic, why not drink?
#3 Basic[70483]
cx362253-a.fed1.sdca.home.com
kek ima read this now =] 3rd!
#4 ProtectorofAiur[70484]
SID.MIT.EDU
:) Slings rocks.
#5 teck.lika.hore[70485]
JHU0024.RES.jhu.edu
wow...shit

{insert witty signature here},
teck.lika.hore


#6 SlingsNArrows[70486]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
Because there is no positive side to drinking.
#7 CynicalMagician[70487]
px3cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
bitchin', even if I'm not really flattered that you've chosen to equate me with someone who calls himself Flame kewls... =P


>) haha poa


#8 [70490]
242835hfc143.tampabay.rr.com
theres the gettin drunk side!
#9 Wangsonn[70492]
adsl-78-164-41.gsp.bellsouth.net
slingz rox (i hope u care about me =( i try)
#10 Starookie[70493]
edtn009306.hs.telusplanet.net
Slings saved me from an angry col. I am forever in his debt.
#11 Fractal_Wave[70494]
h24-65-12-158.gv.shawcable.net
Hi slings. How's it going?

./me lays off the crack, even more so than before.

All the best,
Fractal_Wave








#12 ProtectorofAiur[70496]
SID.MIT.EDU
so sorry CM



#13 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[70497]
bc-kam-a53-03-47.look.ca
Omg Your canadian! Hahaha cool. Anyways good story errr life story. RIP OFF LIMP MORE THNX GWE$#%$&^$&%$^%^%$^$45
HAHA JK DUDE Hop u have a good one. ;o

yer buddy Slip


#14 [70499]
1Cust11.tnt1.rdu1.da.uu.net
Interesting.

I think people have a certain level of misery or happiness that they seek. Like you were all happy as a kid if you got mashed potatoes, while I'd be well fed and feel all miserable over some imagined complaint.

#15 EnThuseD[70500]
pool-63.52.17.179.atln.grid.net


damn...another reason why i am slings bitch :(

too bad u couldnt put down that u were #1 suck :D







#16 -TopGun-'[70501]
212.52.140.88
Tough life, my friend. I dunno what to say, 'cept, you doing fine.

Me, I dunno. Life's a b*t*ch, but still rocks.


Remember, keep it real & pace.
-TopGun-'
(MulitpleBoogies a.k.a }|battle'lord|{)

PS. SlingsNArrows, if you ever make it to Boston, lemme know, I'm sure we could find somewhere where the beer is good. :o)

#17 testosterone[70504]
mkc-94-167-252.kc.rr.com
good to see your doing so well, this shit just is good imo

to see what other peoples life stories and the ways things in life have effected them is very powerful

slings ur a great guy with a great sense of humor, and it is a honor to even chat with you as you have done stuff in your life that i could only hope to do in mine

i dont know what else to say besides ur a damn good man
#18 BlackAdder[70508]
hvachovsky.i001.law.columbia.edu
Nice br but WHERE ARE THE PICTURES. a minimap of canada and the us would have helped :)

but seriously slings quite a life story. I am glad you survived.

Honestly, in the beginning i was almost sure that you were making it up (no offense). But u cant make this shit up.

Did you like mocktrials? If u did and want some hints about getting into good law schools tell me. (reply here or msg me on bnet)

And i know you had a tough childhood, but you must open your heart and give alchohol a chance :)))

Dont wonder who i am. I hadnt played sc for an year before i decided to come back on bnet a week ago. I am one of those ppl u dont know but know of you.

BlackAdder
#19 Frost[70509]
spider-wb043.proxy.aol.com
dude FU. I hate how fat bullies think ther tough just cuase there fat peices of shit. Your fat not strong, you peice of crap. my 7th geade year i kciked a 215 pound kid's ass and i only weighed 105. haha im skinny but a tough mother. Anyways i amde his 8th grade ass cry, pretty good for a 7th grader.

Thx gw. Now i aply football biatches, im a freshman.

Back to my point, i now hate ur bullying ass .
#20 BlackAdder[70510]
hvachovsky.i001.law.columbia.edu
Nice br but WHERE ARE THE PICTURES. a minimap of canada and the us would have helped :)

but seriously slings quite a life story. I am glad you survived.

Honestly, in the beginning i was almost sure that you were making it up (no offense). But u cant make this shit up.

Did you like mocktrials? If u did and want some hints about getting into good law schools tell me. (reply here or msg me on bnet)

And i know you had a tough childhood, but you must open your heart and give alchohol a chance :)))

Dont wonder who i am. I hadnt played sc for an year before i decided to come back on bnet a week ago. I am one of those ppl u dont know but know of you.

BlackAdder
#21 blackadder[70511]
hvachovsky.i001.law.columbia.edu
sorry about double post did u know if u press refresh it gets posted again ... weird stufff.
#22 WarLeaderJustin[70512]
spider-to035.proxy.aol.com
OMG... am I the only one who realizes what you people are saying???

<i>"Nice BR, glad you survived."

"Slings rox!"

"FU, I hate bullies."</i>

You don't judge a person's life. Never. Never. Never ever do you judge a person's life. Slings, my heart goes out to you at your earlier vulnerable times, but wtf, man, this is just a welcome invitation to the starduck's and poipoipoi's to insult you as a "crackhead," or etc.

-WLJ
#23 WarLeaderJustin[70513]
spider-to035.proxy.aol.com
7, IMHO.

haha, jk, I just had to do that.

-WLJ
#24 BackStabingLiar[70515]
AC98C5CD.ipt.aol.com
I would like to open my comments with the following:
<marquee><h1><font color="green">Frost=fag0t </font></h1></marquee>

well slings, i knew a lot of this already about you already, but certainly not to this level of detail, and your hard times are an even more powerful story than i had thought.

youre a hell of a guy.

thanks for being there for me like you were recently.
ill never forget you for that. you were the one person i could talk to at a specific moment and you lent me your ear. Thanks again.

oh yeah and you have big balls. the size of small watermelons. the size of kids' heads. reading this kinda shit makes me go a big rubbery one. you were right to post this, and thx for sharing your story.

well, Slings, ill see ya around man.

peace
#25 +AnathemA+[70516]
ip66.phoenix11.az.pub-ip.psi.net
hi bsl

fu slings, mention my name less, i shall hate you now, bitch.
#26 Starookie[70517]
edtn009306.hs.telusplanet.net
Frost, you have won the

<font size=6>JACK ASS AWARD</FONT>

GJ!!!!



Slings, you own :O

Starookie
#27 SlingsNArrows[70518]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
LoL, Frost, I never once punched someone first. Sorry son
:o(
#28 P.S.[70519]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
No pity guys, a large part of this was to show you the trouble that drugs can cause. A lot of you just don't seem to realize and that bothers me.
#29 ProtectorofAiur[70520]
SID.MIT.EDU
Frost my dick weighs more than you, fucking newbie. go away.


wlj don't question me again either. wtf i wasn't judging anything, YOU are the one who judged what i said. based on his courage and story, i said "slings rox" because i like him and respect him, in what way is that inappropriate. you need to stop judging (and cybering strangers) fucking moron.
#30 [70521]
z162.codenet.net
Frost Slings would take his fat DICK and stick it into your beaten ass and procede to rape you. Frost I would love to see you try to kick slings ass. ROFL! Frost... Good lord you come out of nowhere and act like a homo. We already have a Hawk there is no need to have 2 sheepfuckers...

BTW your autor1eplaced in any BW game that has to do with me. GJ and BTW SLINGS OWNS ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fox
#31 [70522]
z162.codenet.net
Slings requested a 1, so because he is GOD I gave it to him.

Fox
#32 YankeeBastard[70523]
dialups-86.palmer.mtaonline.net
well shit... thers nothin to say but gw
#33 [70524]
Nice life story. It's too bad that we can't all pick our parents. A lot of people take things for granted, like having parents that care about them.
#34 Snork~Dimmy[70531]
61.12.118.44
this is none of anyones business and i wont say anything about it
#35 hariseldon[70536]
firewall.lg.se
well, another stranger ( me ) who just wants to say that its so coragoeus to tell about one´s life. First Limp, then u. But on the other hand, maybe its easier to tell people u never meet? i dunno.

Its also nice to get insight in another persons life, from another country in another part of the world ( im swedish by the way ). Makes one feel small and realise there´s more in the world and above all, other people.
Or something.

Nice piece of writing, my guess is you´ll be a journalist or author some day.
#36 flamemeifyouwant[70539]
h144-037.tokyu-net.catv.ne.jp
this was written for the "awww you're so cool, i feel sorry for you now" purpose. He wants sympathy, and i don't care what his situation is, what do you want me to do? give you a cookie for surviving? i support frost, booyah.

suck MY dick
idiots
FLAME ME , AND SEE IF I RESPOND (CHANCES ARE VERY SLIM^^)
#37 Wr@th[70540]
p17t1.std.dialup.ncf.carleton.ca
TOTAL OWNAGE!
#38 [70542]
208.196.35.239
This was well written in a way that doesn't really beg for sympathy which I think is important if you're gonna do this. Even though I'm not a big fan of stories such as these it is sometimes interesting to see life from someone else's perspective.

Cheers,
Dref
#39 garett[70546]
cdm-160-10-tyl.cox-internet.com
slings, no more cyber for you!

jk slings i love u
#40 Perplexed[70549]
c321223.extern.lawrenceville.org
When I read this "report", I was sure that there would be some comment from Colleen. Where r they?
The comments section is usually MUCH more funnier than the main text...
See WLJ's Starcraft Six Part 2 Comments...
#41 Hariseldon[70554]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
Yes, I realized before I wrote this that it makes almost no difference whether I told my internet friends or not. In some ways hawk is right, I'm never gonna meet you so who cares? ;o)
#42 omg, SlingsNArrows[70555]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
I just woke up and I was responding to Haris, but I wrote his name in the name box DOH! sorry haris, #41 was me :o)
#43 PrincessCollsy[70558]
bgm-24-94-59-112.stny.rr.com
Slings, I love you
#44 Sixty "Act Like U dont know me" WATZ[70562]
spider-tf022.proxy.aol.com
Daaaamn slingsn "I met POA and Cynical over the summer" WTF Two words SUN RISES. Did POA and Cynical spend long nights to mornings on SC ofdbvfdbvskhfd NOOOOO "Who the fuck taught you to smoke weed who the fuck brought the oldies ice cubes ezy e's and the band that said Motha Fack THE POOOLICE" "And when ur Album sales werent doin so good whos the doctor they told to go see... Ya thats riiight is was matherfackin me" Its kewl tho I still got ur back. BE PREPARED THO.... Life Story of WATZ COMIN TO A THEATRE NEAR U AND SLINGS AINT IN IT MWAHAHAHAHA.
#45 Sling's secret lover[70566]
208.196.35.239
Swings, I wuv you
#46 Novadistortion[70568]
207.109.203.23
Gee kinda makes me wish I had an interesting life. :(

my life story would be about a paragraph long...

#47 --Gemini--[70582]
sarc3b221.snip.net
'Daaaamn slingsn "I met POA and Cynical over the summer" WTF Two words SUN RISES. Did POA and Cynical spend long nights to mornings on SC ofdbvfdbvskhfd NOOOOO "Who the fuck taught you to smoke weed who the fuck brought the oldies ice cubes ezy e's and the band that said Motha Fack THE POOOLICE" "And when ur Album sales werent doin so good whos the doctor they told to go see... Ya thats riiight is was matherfackin me" Its kewl tho I still got ur back. BE PREPARED THO.... Life Story of WATZ COMIN TO A THEATRE NEAR U AND SLINGS AINT IN IT MWAHAHAHAHA.'

I had to call my friend over at the Typing School For Fourth Graders With Broken Fingers to figure out what the hell this meant, but I think I know now.

'Daaaamn slingsn "I met POA and Cynical over the summer" WTF Two words SUN RISES. Did POA and Cynical spend long nights to mornings on SC ofdbvfdbvskhfd NOOOOO'

What in the Nine Hells?? This makes zero sense. I think he's trying to say POA and Cynical don't play SC 24/7...how that's relevant is beyond me...

'"Who the fuck taught you to smoke weed who the fuck brought the oldies ice cubes ezy e's and the band that said Motha Fack THE POOOLICE"

Ok...whatever...I think he's trying to say who taught Slings to do drugs, despite the fact that Slings never said anything about that...oh, and he's saying f*** the police. Odd.

'"And when ur Album sales werent doin so good whos the doctor they told to go see... Ya thats riiight is was matherfackin me" Its kewl tho I still got ur back. '

I'm beginning to think this is from some sort of song. But, Watz, WHO'S back do you have? And WHY?

'BE PREPARED THO.... Life Story of WATZ COMIN TO A THEATRE NEAR U AND SLINGS AINT IN IT MWAHAHAHAHA.'

May God Help Us All.


Awaiting Watz's obscene and illogical retort,
--Gemini--
#48 [bad]derek[70584]
spider-wq042.proxy.aol.com
blink 182-Adam's Song

thats the theme for this little narrative
wow : /
#49 Wangsonn[70591]
adsl-78-164-41.gsp.bellsouth.net
gemini stop being an ass
#50 ProtectorofAiur[70594]
SID.MIT.EDU
gemini ............ you're a moron, that was a message to slings and the only important thing is whether he understands it or not (and i'm sure he does). i'm sorry if you're both too nosy and too stupid to understand it, but i'm not going to dedicate an entire comment flaming you about it. oh wait... :)
#51 Roaddog{WP}[70596]
proxy2-external.pr1.on.home.com
monkey
Auto biography, interesting . I love auto biographies, read anyones when i have the chance, o and expect a Paintball report from me soon, me going paintball shooting this saturday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And im going in the tournament 2:D wish me luck.

#52 WarLeaderJustin[70611]
spider-tf081.proxy.aol.com
You people are all idiots. Complete, utter, flamming idiots. Some of you aren't. But most of you are. Try to disillusion yourself so that you think you're not. Great. Thanks.

-WLJ
#53 ProtectorofAiur[70617]
SID.MIT.EDU
sorry to say it justin but you're one of the bigger idiots around here :(
#54 WarLeaderJustin[70618]
spider-tf081.proxy.aol.com
And you aren't an idiot at all, right POA?

-WLJ
#55 TelepathicSheep[70624]
56K-035.LVL3TNT2.pdq.net
If this is real, then you had a hard life when you were young.I started to hate these kinds of reports when frozen~scv started to write about his life, but after a while I started to like his reports.Come on, who doesn't want to read about someone mudding then go eating whip cream with his best friend?;).But this is a great report though.



#56 ProtectorofAiur[70625]
SID.MIT.EDU
hrm justin:

you wrote a cyber BR and an irritating take off of jam's comic strip ... then you tell people not to judge, and then tell them all that they're idiots... it comes off as high and mighty, so i felt like pointing out that you do a bunch of idiotic things as well.

gemini:

i didn't know you would be so sensitive. i guess you're the only one who can flame others, sorry :(
#57 [AsF]AzNSuNBoY[70626]
AC919D33.ipt.aol.com
Gemini....That Watz quote is a take-off of Dr. Dre + Eminem's "Forgot about Dre"...
#58 --Gemini--[70628]
sarc7a165.snip.net
POA: Sensitive? Eh?

AzN: A very poor one, I might add...
#59 WarLeaderJustin[70629]
spider-tf081.proxy.aol.com
All I'm saying is that judging people's work is fine by me, but when we start to judge <i>people</i>, that's when feelings get hurt and all. So let's not do it!

-WLJ
#60 WarLeaderJustin[70631]
spider-tf081.proxy.aol.com
Oh, and BTW, when I called everyone an idiot, that was a generalization of everyone that's posted, because they've been acting like one.

-WLJ
#61 Cracky_The_Peon[70635]
pppxela00.xela.net.gt
Goddamnit Slings, now I have to change my name...it just doesn't seem so funny anymore...<grumbles>

Liked the story man...at first I saw the one and was like "WTF?" but I read all the comments. =)

Cracky...er...umm...damn
#62 Cracky_The_Peon[70637]
pppxela00.xela.net.gt
Goddamnit Slings, now I have to change my name...it just doesn't seem so funny anymore...<grumbles>

Liked the story man...at first I saw the one and was like "WTF?" but I read all the comments. =)

Cracky...er...umm...damn
#63 SixtyWATZ[70647]
spider-tf063.proxy.aol.com
Goddamn wheres the love at?

Gemini stfu ur an idiot. You sound like my goddamn english teacher and let me tell u hes a little facka too. dissapear pleez before you make the list.
#64 7th-Carni aka Carni-Swarm[70651]
cf3k-3.paradise.net.nz
Slings this was very good. Well written and you really had a good story to tell. GL with everything and one question. Did you introduce Col to SC? If you did that is so cool. =)
You got your GF to play SC!!!
#65 Activus[70652]
nas-201-203.rochester.navipath.net
My life is much less eventful, I was born into a wealthy family, and have had a pristine life.

That's it.

Activus
#66 Phobos_ColZ[70653]
spider-wo011.proxy.aol.com
Ok, that was just plain scary. Mostly because it sounds wayy too much like my life: Came from another country, played 9th grade football, coached soccer, did Mock trial, on school newspaper... I think I'll go hide under a rock now. Still, that was a rather earnest story, thanks for sharing it.

As ever,
Phobos_ColZ
#67 Frost[70663]
spider-wq043.proxy.aol.com
o fuck you guys too, its not my fualt i fucking hate bullies, you should to oconsidering half ur asses are geeks.
#68 [70665]
on-tor-blr-a58-01-858.look.ca
msg me for hot nude slings pics
#69 SlingsNArrows[70666]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
DAMNIT TMAC THOSE WERE JUST FOR YOU?! FU MAN

Carni, yes I introduced col to SC. she stole my manual for 6 months and held it ransom :o(
#70 ~13~ShAdOwDrAc[70669]
spider-ti041.proxy.aol.com
Word, yo. Kick-ass that you pulled through all that crap you had 2 deal with. Hell, my life ain't have as trashed as your early years and I'm already goin all but completely insane half the time(The other half I'm sleeping). I constantly think about killing everyone and everything, just to watch myself do it. Thank whatever for SC and other violenty games! SC rulez! Slings rulez! Go Slings and SC!

Word, yo.
~13~ShAdOwDrAc
#71 poipoipoi[70679]
a24b31n69client83.hawaii.rr.com
wlj why would i call him a crackhead? ... no i wouldnt thats right
#72 Kung~Fu-Fightin[70682]
dubax1-125.dialup.optusnet.com.au
Ok, I know I'm a nobody round here (pun not intended ;)). I've visited this site for approximately a year, making about 3 comments/forum posts in total. But I really feel I need to comment on this. It just makes me realise how lucky I am. Like, I bitch at the dumbest things, but after reading this, it kinda gives me a different perspective. So, I guess having a plain life doesn't always mean it's bad. Remember how lucky you all are to even have the internet & electricity. It sounds lame but, well, bite me :P.

Well written, very touching.
#73 (DL)Spam[70689]
hst000003162um.kincannon.olemiss.edu
Finally got around to reading it. If I hadnt ever meet you id hate this, reminds me of Chicken Soup gives you cancer, or whatever its called. But I have talked to you before, and held reasonable conversations, so it was actually pretty intresting.

I respect your views a lot more because of your life experince, I still dont agree, but then, you never asked me too =)
#74 Darque~Plague[70724]
proxy1-external.htfdc1.ct.home.com
Well I get grounded for a hella long time and so much happens... I'm forced to agree with Justin... some of you are flaming idiots... try to be inteligent people... geez. Anyway good story Slings and I need to talk to you and Col. as soon as possible its really important and I need both of you. I won't be on for a while so when I come back look forward to a new type of BR that i am convincing WLJ to do... it's me vs. my history teacher... and he ain't a newbie! *plug plug* Come see it once we do it... C ya all in the next few months...
~DP
#75 Darque~Plague[70725]
proxy1-external.htfdc1.ct.home.com
Just to follow up... I actually read it just now... Sling's that is a really good story. I hope that everything works out for you in the future and I hope to talk to you soon because I am having a personal crisis that you and Col. might be able to give me advice on.
~DP
#76 --Gemini--[70728]
sarc1b221.snip.net
List? What list, Sixty?
#77 SlingsNArrows[70729]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
Plaque, you have my aim and the email is the same (Vinmail@aol.com) so feel free to get into touch.
#78 Limp_Bizkit666[70741]
vulcan.smc.edu
hey...

kekke, it's good to have something "for" me. =]

thanks. i'm at school so i didn't have the time to finish it. i'll finish at home since it's "dedicated" to me. hehe

anyways, i read the first two or three paragraphs, and i think the whole concept of the BR came when someone on bnet just kept whispering you..

by ANY chance was the guy's name "Nozzle"? cause that was me. =]

i just saw you in the channel, and without revealing my name, i just started to say something. i truly expected something back like "who are you? =O)" or "SQUELCHED" or something..

but nothing came. i just thought you were being overwhelmed by newbies like me so i just left you alone..

anyways, i'm kinda on as "nozzle" now, but i will change it whenever i get a striking brilliant alias or if i'm bored.

oh well, i'll finish this at home and recomment on it..

hope to see you on aim, cause i'm on aim more than i play SC.. =[

byeya

p.s-SLINGS.... say hello to collsy's stomach for me. jk. =]
#79 Fractal_Wave[70748]
h24-65-12-158.gv.shawcable.net
Dammit slings, you're gonna out-comment me.

;)

All the best,
Fractal_Wave
#80 mlylecarlin[70751]
cache2.gw.utexas.edu
That was poignant. Great work, seriously. Really been a while since a post was that deserving of the title "Battle-report". If you can be happy and productive after a start like that, the rest of us have no excuses.

mlylecarlin
#81 SlingsNArrows[70752]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
Frac, lol, just goes to show that life isn't fair :o(

Limp, U FACKER! NEXT TIME TELL ME WHO YOU ARE GAD FACKING HAMNIT!

lol, I can't remember why, but I payed no attention to Nozzle because he annoyed me. ;o) sorry man, don't sound so snively next time ( omg jking)

AND TELL ME WHO THE FACK YOU ARE!
#82 --Gemini--[70753]
sarc1b175.snip.net
...

Slings, don't get me started on you....
#83 PrincessCollsy[70754]
bgm-24-94-59-112.stny.rr.com
Darque, you know my AIM, and my e-mail is the same. Like Slings said, feel free to get in touch. :o)

-Col
#84 ProtectorofAiur[70757]
SID.MIT.EDU
lol gemini no one cares. i am actually laughing that you're holding a crusade against informal writing in BR comment sections.
#85 suavo[70761]
h000094b64869.ne.mediaone.net
Is it me or does no one care?
#86 (DL)Spam[70778]
hst000003162um.kincannon.olemiss.edu
Hmm, suavo did you say something? Sorry wasnt paying attention...
#87 Darque~Plague[70803]
mailzz.avon.k12.ct.us
I gotta love how stupid my parents are... They ground me from the computer at home so I just take over the ones at school... Yea Col. and Slings i have your E-mail and I'll mail you sometime during My classes that I have time. Anyway I just was assigned to type some odd thing to post on a Bulletin Board so here it is assignment done talk to you all soon.
#88 Darque~Plague[70804]
mailzz.avon.k12.ct.us
Damn I keep forgeting to say this... heres some good advertisement for MoagHunters... I got one of my tech classes to start a MoagHunter Tourny hahaha Good Luck all see yea soon...
~DP
#89 --Gemini--[70807]
sarc1a6.snip.net
I am crusading, POA. But it's not against informal writing. It's for decent, correct, grammer and spelling, and against over-usage of curse words.

All I'm asking is that you type with some sense of self-awareness. Is that too hard?
#90 ProtectorofAiur[70815]
SID.MIT.EDU
it's "grammar"

and secondly, it's kind of annoying when you go around telling people what to do, especially in your condescending and self righteous way.
#91 SlingsNArrows[70820]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
Gemini, I dunno who you are, nor do I care what you do :o( sorry son.

I am simply amazed that poa bothers to talk to you. If he didn't give you credence by treating you as if your opinion mattered than everyone would still be ignoring you :o(

he's far too nice to you. :o(

#92 --Gemini--[70821]
sarc3a38.snip.net
Sorry, grammer.
#93 --Gemini---[70822]
sarc3a38.snip.net
Slings, I have no fight with you, considering you type like a normal person. However, it doesn't matter that POA is even talking to me. There ARE people who agree with me, thus proving myself even more...
#94 ProtectorofAiur[70824]
SID.MIT.EDU
point out one person who agrees you should pick a fight with someone because of how they type on BR.com.

and by person, i mean non-moron.

and another thing, the way in which you proclaim how intelligent or right you are after every post is really pathetic. if your ideas, or the way in which you present them were good, that would be more than self evident. :(
#95 SlingsNArrows[70825]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
Hey, you all want a simple easy solution? Gemini, lead by example please. Proof read your posts and always speak in perfect grammatical english. By doing so you will lead by example and people who care will pick up your wonderful english expertise in much thesame way people who read fine literature pick up good grammar. It all works out. Bitch less, and do more to fix the problem. If you really want, post on the forum "Gemini's Grammar Tips Of the Day" and see what kind of response you get and how many people agree with you.
#96 filb12[70826]
we-24-130-102-231.we.mediaone.net
is this real?

If it is slings as a 200+ kid beating down older guys is so funny. Just get a mental picture and you'll laugh for hours
#97 SlingsNArrows[70827]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
yeah, funny story on that:
I once had a knife pulled on me in early 8th grade by some white kid. I was busy smacking his friend ( who had tried to assault me with some kind of bike lock) down, and I didn't see him. But, I was told that a very nice black kid named Derrel layed the knife kid out from behind with his lacrosse stick ( he was in fall lacrosse league) and so I joined lacrosse ;o)
#98 Scarab[70829]
ACAB03AA.ipt.aol.com
100 i think
#99 ProtectorofAiur[70833]
SID.MIT.EDU
*eery silence* perhaps gemini is away writing his first Grammar Lessons of the Day post.
#100 Krebster[70848]
spider-we033.proxy.aol.com
or fucking his english teacher

the word of the day is: multiple orgasm
#101 Phobos_ColZ[70852]
spider-wg082.proxy.aol.com
heh, getting jumped by people with knives isn't fun. It is a rather touching story, but I'm afraid you've started a trend. Next Bob or someone is going to say they were sexually molested or make up something else up to try to find something close to your story. I think WATZ was only the beggining.
#102 SlingsNArrows[70875]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
Eesh, don't throw stuff like that around phobos, you never know how close to the truth you might be.
#103 jeezumcrow[70902]
svwebw04.statestreet.com
wow, makes one think sometimes

#104 --Gemini--[70915]
sarc6b143.snip.net
I really don't like the forums that much. And I wasn't bitching, nor was I picking on WATZ, with the exception of that first post.

Keber, you are the kind of person I WILL pick on. The kind of person that insults me because they don't agree with me.
#105 Krebster[70945]
spider-mtc-tc083.proxy.aol.com
hey gemi
you make no sense, yeah thats right, none
So should i insult people because they do agree with me? No, I insult utter fucking morons that pretend theyre smart because their 5th grade english teachers taught them a new word.

The word of the day is: fuckhead
#106 Zumbooruk[70958]
AKCF3.xtra.co.nz
Mmm...pathos. Well-written, and all the things so many others said. I suggest, though, that people 'chat you up' online because you are to some extent a 'celebrity' - for battlereports.com anyway.
#107 SlingsNArrows[70959]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
Well Zum, if that's so, it's idiotic. There are better players, smarter people, and nicer folk out there to make celebrities. Imho I think that I am about as far from celebrity as they come.

Although Clinton will be in my city on Sunday.... so maybe I shoot him and become famous ;o)

eeeeeeek! I don't mean it, omg the men in suits are carrying me awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
#108 [70982]
on-tor-blr-a58-03-1221.look.ca
HAHAHA POA U NEWB ITS EERIE LEARN TO SPEEL MORON
#109 SlingsNArrows[70995]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
HAHAHA T_MAC U NEWB IT's SPELL!?!?
#110 Wisest~Yoda[70997]
pm3-1-132.boscobel.mwt.net
sheesh i always thought you had a peachy life in delaware or something

anyhow your a cool guy slings.. talk to ya later
#111 Limp_Bizkit666[71039]
la-ip-101-93.dynamic.ziplink.net
damn, i finally got to finish it..

it seems like you've had a worse givens then i did.. but you are more successful in life than i am now..

lucky bastard..

hehe, it would have been funny if you replaced "Mensa" with "Nambla".. YEAH!

oh well, hope to see you on aim sometime, and good luck in your life.. at least you are happy now despite what had happeneed before...

byeya
#112 ProtectorofAiur[71113]
SID.MIT.EDU
lol tmac
#113 PrincessCollsy[71140]
bgm-24-94-59-112.stny.rr.com
oh, by the way...you only dated me to get into the dating life? hrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
oh well, i love ya anyways
#114 SlingsNArrows[71145]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
Ya :o( You didn't seduce me until later! ;o)
#115 [71226]
HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU
slings,

what the hell were you trying to say in your BR?
#116 [71254]
ares.tdsb.on.ca
way to ruin my jokes slings ;-<
#117 SlingsNArrows[71438]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
Prozerran, it was a feeble try at showing people how much harm drugs can do to people besides yourself. It's not just a decision that effects you, it effects those around you. That and the fact that people who believe they will retain their mind over the long term while using drugs should realize that that simply does not happen.

I know, I'm not much of a writer, but that was the idea.


:o)
#118 ProtectorofAiur[71504]
SID.MIT.EDU
slings, you're a damn good writer, seriously.

*puts on gemini hat*

YOU FOOL! IT'S "affects" NOT "effects"!!!!!!!

GO BACK TO THIRD GRADE YOU ENGLISH NEWBIE#$#(*)$

BITCHING WITH EXTREME INTELLIGENCE,

POA

*takes off gemini hat*
#119 BW-sux[71707]
spider-to054.proxy.aol.com
Heh.

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#120 BW-sux[71710]
spider-to054.proxy.aol.com
Nice sob story. You shoulda stayed in football. Football = fun. :) (shut up nerds)

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#121 SlingsNArrows[71810]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
Football is a pussy sport, all those pads rub on my gnads!

Instead, I say, BOX
#122 Cearas[80177]
proxy-02.pe.iqnet.net.au
Yah, last.
#123 ...[82085]
pm203.osg.net
nu-uh
#124 HKRUles[86230]
c319041.extern.lawrenceville.org
You should have gone fencing dammit
#125 stonecoldnewbie[102902]
nic-245-c65-200.mn.mediaone.net
hi
#126 Eriador[102923]
wittgenstein.ti.telenor.net
what the fuck happened?

everyone are like "slings rox" here, and some months later(now) everyone hates him almost as much as they hate mctfb

wtfffff
#127 ChessShark[104139]
we-24-127-94-106.we.mediaone.net
I know the report isnt true (when you were 12 and your mom was 16? Impossible) (You cant get a 956 on the SAT, your score is divisible by 10 always). But it was good writing, Im not sure it belongs on BR.com, but definitely you have talent. People are taking this way to seriously tho, I mean, cmon, this cant possibly be true. The whole story is sorta mashed together (like potatoes! :), and the timeline really isnt that clear. But good writing, maybe you'll grace us with more in the future.
#128 ChessShark[104140]
we-24-127-94-106.we.mediaone.net
Whoops! Mistake in my comment, meant uncle at 12 and mom at 16 with the family situation didnt make much sense to me.
P.S. Also, just the fact that you'd be able to remember so much about yourself from such a young age, that ought to be a give-away.
#129 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[115436]
h24-64-188-24.cg.shawcable.net
Last Comment
#130 Twip[116644]
0-1pool192-127.nas5.columbus1.oh.us.da.qwest.net
This is probably the only thing I've ever read by Slings that I liked. Most likely it's because he "squeezed out the humor" and he didn't really include any kind of political message in it—just facts.
#131 Twip[116645]
0-1pool192-127.nas5.columbus1.oh.us.da.qwest.net
Hey ChessShark: relatives NEVER EVER tell you things that happened when you were young. Not ever. Right?
#132 Keanu_Reaver[136604]
ACC39175.ipt.aol.com
God damn, amazing how similar our early lives were Slings, maybe I'll put out my own life story br. ;)

Anyway, congrats on turning out to be a great guy, it's very uplifting.
#133 Jamellan[136610]
proxys.ia4.marketscore.com
Poof
#134 erad[136611]
pa-millcreek2b-240.buf.adelphia.net
STFU OMGGM
#135 probe[136617]
653469hfc192.tampabay.rr.com
your report sucked
#136 starcake[142697]
653467hfc192.tampabay.rr.com
hahaha holy fuck i am hilarious kill myself etc all at the same time how di di find thsi agiakbfdlsdls LINK LINK LINK shoxasdd aids bye~!



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