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#1 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[71443]
gateway.ncdsb.com
Eat this, raters!

;)

#2 MechaJamie[71444]
a20.systech-group.com
Word! Second comment.
#3 56k Modem Man[71449]
AC9B1656.ipt.aol.com
Are these like.... all pic br's?

Uncool.





#4 Starookie[71451]
edtn007757.hs.telusplanet.net
1010101010101010


Oh ya, did i mention 10??


Me in next br thx :)


Starookie








#5 FuRyEDge[71459]
cx77374-a.irvn1.occa.home.com
Terrific trilogy. Very well-written with great screenshots to support the narration. If this doesn't get a 10, it'd better get an 11.
#6 TheCabbit[71460]
bgm-24-94-56-16.stny.rr.com
I liked it, and noticed only a few grammatical/spelling errors.

However, I find that the excess of adjectives gets annoying after awhile. Other than that, the writing was superb.

9.5



#7 Testosterone[71464]
mkc-31-246-116.kc.rr.com
me no time to read this now, looks good :)
#8 [bad]derek[71470]
spider-ti021.proxy.aol.com
hey, i read the whole thing

OMFG 1 !!


+ ½ the size of my dick =10




#9 Roaddog{WP}[71474]
proxy1-external.pr1.on.home.com
single digit comment + ownage report.
=

owned

Report,

Owned

Dag






Owns :D




me want in next br !!!



#10 AkumaSpawn[71477]
cate1-216.reshall.ou.edu
My bowels have become inflamed with the succulent sweetness of this BR. The sugar in the Ice Trilogy will cause me to lose my teeth. If I was any good, I'd say BR ME NEXT PLZ but I'm not k.

*STAMP*
#11 Hostile~SCV[71487]
spider-wf084.proxy.aol.com
you didn't mention my AFK-ness.
#12 Hostile~SCV[71488]
spider-wf084.proxy.aol.com
BTW, i give this a 9. good job.
#13 LuckyNewbie:P[71496]
user-33qtpqv.dialup.mindspring.com
way to report me making a complete ass out of myself in the pregame talk :]

although it was hard to read the text because my poor modem exploded halfway through, so the ice background only was on 1/10th of the text

but me surviving and going on to win by lucky micro = 10

=)
#14 lorez[71506]
lep.CIS.McMaster.CA
nice job. I personally love the pic heavy br's and would request a few more shots of good/great examples of micro in action.
#15 Shepherd[71509]
res104a-013.rh.rit.edu
This BR supports my beliefs more and more and more. . .

If you look at minimap before and after Hoss dropped on teal, you will notice that Hoss never scouted. Hmmm. . .that sounds so familar. Perhaps it was from one ffa that involved me, Hoss, and few others and two obs?

Why does this really bothers me. . .

I mean, this is different map. I don't think many players know the map, Glacier Bay, and I only played it once. . . I mean, comon. . .

WHOOOOOO!!! NOW I KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!!!!
#16 TheCabbit[71514]
bgm-24-94-56-16.stny.rr.com
oh and one more thing:

contrasting colors:P

Lucky's Color + the BG color = blind Cabbit.

Try, uh, substituting
#17 [AsF]AzNSuNBoY[71522]
AC90A463.ipt.aol.com
Sorry My Hamster died halfway through the second one and I had to run the modem myself just to finish that one. GJ tho!
#18 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[71529]
static-30.itcanada.com
To all who had qualms: tough ;)

Teal on blue ownz your bonez. Personally I don't really care about color tags and backgrounds. It doesn't bother me ;).

AFKness was faked, Hoss, at least in part ;)

All players scouted . . . I don't know where you get the idea they didn't . . . .

I think all players had knowledge of the map . . . maybe Moogle didnt but he certainly got a description . . . .

Thanks for all the praise! I'll try to get the next one out soon enough . . . this stuff took me an insane amount of time to write/compile . . . I never want to do that again ( though I probably will ;] )
#19 [AsF]AzNSuNBoY[71541]
AC90A463.ipt.aol.com
i'll play for your next one if you're still looking for players
#20 WilliamWC3[71583]
128.252.112.83
Dag you're a machine. Way to br a game where I try to four hatch ling the fuck out of everyone and fail miserably. Oh by the way [Team2]Jose owns you. I would have so owned shit in that game had I been able to find anyone in the first 15 minutes. I swear Medics was using the Mr. Mediocre cloaked nexus strat. You should have reported that game where we played for like 25 minutes and then Medics pulled an "instant end of game hack". Now I know why you kept creating on rediculous ice maps.

Anyway, another great job. Keep it up.
#21 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[71584]
gateway.ncdsb.com
lol Will u da man.

You gotta be in the next br! =D
#22 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[71586]
gateway.ncdsb.com
Drat, Imageoweb seems to have cut off part of a border on my biggest pic. O well.
#23 Equalisatium[71605]
32.ppp1-6.hob.worldonline.dk
Ok first report I read on this site was yours, very heavy to load even with my ISDN, especialy after timeout, and your major story of the elf, or was that alf, anyway the page was so wide, and I did not know what to do untill I got down to those pics and reloaded to get all.

Ok well what I am saying, great report, you my hero, I want to see you in the fame gallery, and no usualy I hate pic reports without contents, but this one got contents.
#24 LuckyNewbie:P[71608]
user-33qtpp4.dialup.mindspring.com
I'm still waiting for the "10", whats taking so long? =O
#25 Shepherd[71616]
spider-mtc-td051.proxy.aol.com
OK i was wrong. Sorry for accusing you Hoss.

Can I be in SCV now?
#26 Hostile~SCV[71617]
spider-mtc-td051.proxy.aol.com
I don't hack and I don't know how the hell you get the idea that I do. I scouted as I was dropping, because when I found Moogle to the west of me, I knew lucky was in one of the other 2 spots. And no, you can't be in SCV.
#27 TH-LittleBro[71621]
164.106.181.202
Deserves a nice fat ten man (although there were a few grammar erros). Awesome work :-)

TH-LittleBro
#28 starlore~[71624]
207-172-128-70.s70.tnt1.col.md.dialup.rcn.com
read em all... Ownage.. GJ!
icantwin.com is back opend! yay!
#29 Cracky_The_Peon[71636]
pppxela09.xela.net.gt
Any report that mentions Guatemala gets a 10, imho...
Great BR - Where are the raters tho? I waiting for 10 already...

pfft
#30 [AsF]AzNSuNBoY[71642]
AC902A77.ipt.aol.com
They don't wanna load it
#31 D2_Rules_wlag[71643]
spider-tm034.proxy.aol.com
Nice very nice....
but when will it get rated?
I have seen it up for a few days, and drefsab is up....
#32 CynicalMagician[71648]
24.69.48.18
Cool stuff. I found some to a bunch of the paragraphs wordy, but whatever. Some of the humour was a bit lame too. But with that aside, kickass stuff. I wanted hoss to win really badly in that last one. Also, I laughed my ass off with the 'monarch butterflies' quote.
-CM
#33 Sid6.9[71665]
1Cust26.tnt15.tacoma.wa.da.uu.net
Hey Dag,

Beautiful work once again, although only 1/2 of the background showed up on my comp (Crappy phone line connection * Kicks his phone outlet *), but that was taken cared by highlighting, so I missed none of your brand of humor (Although I would have to say a few fell short at my feet, but that's not bad, I was in a kinda bad mood when I read it anyway, but still you did make me laugh on a majority of the 3 reports, and that's a good thing for me anyway.)

But one question. Did you like do or say something to piss off all the raters? They haven't even rated or even commented on it for that matter.

Maybe they were in such awe that they just couldn't rate it. :)

Ahhhh reading this really makes me want to do reporting again, although I did only 2, they were a fun 2.
#34 Baal_66[71676]
p3EE2DB16.dip.t-dialin.net
Hello?
Any raters out there?
#35 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[71678]
gateway.ncdsb.com
Well, as I wasn't really trying to be funny, I'll take such remarks in stride ;)

Thanks for the great commentary!

I'm still waiting for the raters, but I'm sure they'll slap this a mark soon . . . they're probably still waiting for it to load ;)
#36 Templar569[71686]
168.168.234.44
Still no rating? Too bad, these were pretty good. Nice job.
#37 [71689]
spider-wn054.proxy.aol.com
Methinks LuckyNewbie:P has a bit of jealousy against Dago =/
#38 ThieverIV[71701]
207.245.119.225
I was under the impression that raters rated. Call me crazy, but that's what I thought. Ah well.
WTF????? RATE IT NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW N NWO NWO NWO NWO NWONWONWO NOWN OWNO WNO NWO NWON OWN ON 1010101001010101010101010011010110100101 (10)
-ThieverIV
#39 Shepherd[71705]
res104a-013.rh.rit.edu
Because these BR are three-parter, and so long. . .Raters needs time to rate those stuff, and they need time to be SURE of what they are giving.
#40 [71715]
HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU
gawd any longer pls!
#41 [71719]
HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU
this was like a 9.4 or so to me, round down to 9 =[

someone will give you a 10 so no worries.
#42 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[71725]
static-32.itcanada.com
FLS Own more plz ;)

I hope someone gives it that 10!!
#43 Fractal_Wave[71729]
h24-65-12-158.gv.shawcable.net
Dude...your pictures arn't big unless they're over 2500 pixels long.

:)

Outstanding work mate.

All the best,
Fractal_Wave
#44 -citizenkane-[71744]
c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com
Beauty

10

mark gimme banning power gogogo
#45 -citizenkane-[71745]
c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com
oops

what i meant was:

mark gimme <b>rating</b> power gogogo

bob was invading my mind D=
#46 TDM[71754]
ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
Bob used his jedi(homosexual) mind tricks on you Kane! :)
10!
#47 WarLeaderJustin[71764]
064-031-078-055.inaddr.vitts.com
hey everyone look at me i have no penis i am a fag hello look at me my brs suck i suck i am a fag with no penis some one kick my ass please




-WLJ
#48 LuckyNewbie:P[71782]
user-33qtqdt.dialup.mindspring.com
Sophisticated yet simple comment justin, it reveals so much yet leaves so much for ourselves to figure out. =D
#49 Luckynewbie:P[71783]
user-33qtqdt.dialup.mindspring.com
the main one being "wtf?!"
#50 LuckyNewbie:P[71784]
user-33qtqdt.dialup.mindspring.com
as long as im at it... 50th comment!@!!!!!
#51 .Praetor[71789]
web1.ucsd.edu
Canada has neither a Senate nor a Senate Ethics Commitee.
#52 Baal_66[71807]
cw02.HH1.srv.t-online.de
Does this reports series actually deserve to be rated 8-8,5?
I think |]agomar should have recieved at least one 10 for his series as a whole and a minimum of 9 for the first and the third report.
#53 Hjmmm[71808]
user-33qtphj.dialup.mindspring.com
no argument here
#54 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[71811]
webcache.BrockU.CA
Canada does have a Senate ( sorry to say this, but, duh ). I live there, been to Ottawa, trust me, it's there.

And rating this an 8 is slightly ridiculous, in my humble opinion.
#55 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[71812]
webcache.BrockU.CA
and BTW, FLS, I guess you were wrong ;(
#56 .Praetor[71861]
fjwilson.resnet.ucsd.edu
I thought it had a Parliament, and no second house.

My bad :(.
#57 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[71944]
static-22.itcanada.com
I will cast a happy smile:
:oD
To whoever gave this a higher rating. Thx!
#58 Baal_66[72049]
cw06.HH1.srv.t-online.de
Justice is out there... somewhere ;)
#59 The Lakers[72050]
24.41.0.151
this report would be alright, except for the redundant titles on your pics. I think the phrase "The fall of (insert name here) is kinda getting old...like really old, especially when u have that same phrase liek 7-8 times in ur br trilogy.
#60 That blew[72260]
ip214-21.resnet.pc.jmu.edu
Repetition anyone?




Repulsed....The fall of....


blah blah blah blah


tank push repulsed....blah blah


blah blah the fall of....blah blah


blah









Too many words, more pics next time








Gratuitous beaver shots too
#61 LuckyNewbie:P[72269]
user-33qtoa5.dialup.mindspring.com
The strike of the anonomous fag. Beware, hes so strikingly cool and brave he refuses to show his name.

:huddles in fear:
#62 Napoleic[72286]
64.20.55.20
I liked all three reports gj Dagomar.

Hrmmmm I know I had something smart to say but I was distracted by some unnamed comments, damn.

Anyways it was nicely written and the pics were good too so I think this should end up somewhere in the 9's.
#63 Donte[72291]
ciao.cc.columbia.edu
Excellent report, hope you can get a 10 next time.
#64 ~Frik;[4eVeR~[72310]
spock.ti.telenor.net
XXXTREMELY GOOD GREAT SUPERB AWESOME BRILLIANT MAYOR COOL REPORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would give it 1234567890 if I rated it

I'm free 2 play in your next B



Frik
#65 lilcoolbean[73436]
spider-ta058.proxy.aol.com
OMG! :þ that match was TA-ITE
I MEAN WHAT THE FK was newbie thinking?!
MORE SIEGE TANKS BOI!
#66 [165564]
d57-202-181.home.cgocable.net
wish these pics still worked :(



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