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#1 teck.lika.hore[72469]
JHU0024.res.jhu.edu
Whew...there it is... AND I BET THE FLASH ISN'T WORKING!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

IT WAS SO COOL... if anyone knows flash, help me out.

teck.lika.hore





#2 teck.lika.hore[72470]
JHU0024.res.jhu.edu
Oh yeah, from now on I'm only gonna use normal fonts... sorry about it this time, I wanted to experiment a bit.

teck

#3 LIKESTOSPANKIT[72471]
ideabox1.BestBuy.com
GOOD REPORT, HARD TO FOLLOW AT TIMES, BUT THAT MIGHT BE THE FACT THAT I AM STILL DRUNK FROM LAST NIGHT. FFA'S ARE DIFFICULT TO WRITE, TRYING TO KEEP THE READER INFORMED WITH WHAT IS GOING ON, AND NOT LOSING THE READER AT THE SAME TIME. TIME FOR BED!
#4 ProtectorofAiur[72472]
SID.MIT.EDU
very nice report.
#5 Sid6.9[72473]
1Cust126.tnt12.tacoma.wa.da.uu.net
Kick ass job teck.

I was wondering if you were going to finish it. I remember from last week when you put up this report on accident, heh heh. Was defenintly worth waiting for. Although some of the animated gifs were a little herky jerky (Meaning the movement, and I wouldn't even know how to do it myself, so I'm not complaining) But then of course it reminded me of them break dancing :). Great job though, I'd expect you getting no less than a 9. But then again, I'm not a rater.

#6 teck.lika.hore[72476]
JHU0024.res.jhu.edu
Ha thanks...

Yeah I spent all of last night trying to figure out why the flash won't work, but I thought the animations were working well. Oh well... Well this is a big learning experience for me for NEXT TIME! *hehehe shameless self promo*

teck



#7 Yawnitz[72477]
pool0162.cvx25-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net
Your report sucked. Well, the link to the fonts at the beginning did, anyway. Oh, and don't mind the size. My happy little 56K kept busy while I kept busy steppin' on mines. And they say practice makes perfect... Grrr... Anyway, it was a cool report. I'd like to be good enough one day to take on some of these players. 20-38-3 :-P. Next time, make friendly links. Cool BR. Laterz.
#8 OuTSiDeR[72481]
spider-wa043.proxy.aol.com
Very good report...and the Postgame Chatter at the end is even better.

GW.

-OuTSiDeR



#9 Shepherd[72482]
res104a-013.rh.rit.edu
Yeeha! Cool BR! Hoss Lost! YAY

10!!!

#10 Scarab[72484]
AC82EE02.ipt.aol.com
nice
#11 teck.lika.hore[72485]
JHU0024.res.jhu.edu
my stupid fonts link didn't work? shit
#12 [bad]derek[72488]
spider-mtc-ta071.proxy.aol.com
why on earth did this get an "8"

imbalance.

#13 Dog101[72489]
1Cust142.tnt60.chi5.da.uu.net
Very cool br. shouldve gotten a 9.
#14 Eradicate~Me[72492]
spider-tj012.proxy.aol.com
this is more like a 6 report considering another "Picture Warning" at the beginning was put in. It's old. Stop doing it.
#15 [72494]
zmapxypro04-b.zma.compaq.com
Kinda wide for me, maybe it was still loading and would have adjusted to a different table size. But overall it was great. 2 8's? How about a 9

9

Fox



#16 LuckyNewbie:P[72496]
user-33qtqde.dialup.mindspring.com
few tips for ffa's:
dont do build orders, just give a rough outline of what the players are doing. Say, "Hoss goes for a fast metal build, while Toaster whores more than wangsonn on saturday night". Unless its a 1v1 or 2v2, the early game smackdown wont have much effect on the outcome, unless the player is killed or crippled.

also, unless its an important battle or the game is really boring, dont waste adjetives on it, it tends to get boring

#17 LuckyNewbie:P[72498]
user-33qtqde.dialup.mindspring.com
and now that i read the br, good br btw :]
#18 gchucky[72500]
ool-18bd42ec.dyn.optonline.net
flash doesn't load. why? because when you linked to the flash, you didn't specify where it is: " <PARAM NAME=movie VALUE="x.swf">" it assumes that it's www.battlereports.com/x.swf, which it most likely isn't. other than that, nice br.
#19 Hostile~SCV AKA (~)Hoss!(~)[72501]
spider-tm011.proxy.aol.com
that was a fun game. Nice report tecky. 8.5

Shepherd, as far as I'm concerned, you can eat a sack of shriveled-up monkey genitals.

Hoss
#20 crazy[72502]
h24-67-53-135.ss.shawcable.net
-10 ffas are plain stupid
#21 -SD[72504]
ip62.saskatoon3.dialup.canada.psi.net
looks nice but Id read it sometime tomorrow cause my 100 hamster power hamster just got delayed =[
#22 teck.lika.hore[72505]
JHU0024.res.jhu.edu
Cools i got positive feedback for this... let's start..

badderek - imbalance?

eradicate - true its overdone but i don't think it detracts THAT much, but hey i'm learning =P

fox - i think its wide cuz my pics are mad way big... i'm gonna work on smaller pics for next report.. 9 thx hehe

luckynewb - good points, i'll keep those in mind... yeah i thought i was going way over my head with a 5 way ffa kekk

gchucky - yeah i heard that, but when i put the link there correctly and previewed after i submitted this, it still didn't work, but i'm gonna try things out like u said thx

hostile - hehe thanks, gg there

crazy - lol

sd - haha hamsters own

thx all

teck
#23 Satanic_Toaster[72519]
ppp029.57-253-207.hull.mt.videotron.ca
This is a really great reports, Tech!
I hope i'll be in your next too !
:)
and maybe not build ultra next time
#24 MysteryMan[72539]
cable-48-83-237-24.anchorageak.net
Sid?!
#25 livingexception[72558]
spider-wj014.proxy.aol.com
Man that was some crazy stuff. It was a funny and entertaining game, but the minimap pics were WAY too big, couldn't make anyhting out. Speaking of big, This was over 1000 pixels wide. Use that WIDTH=### thing in your table. I'm not a fan of white BG, but it was ok here. Title Translations was an awesome idea. It was a little hard to follow on the map, but it wasn't Lost Temple so that's ok. I think this got a very deserving rating. Now you and me have to get together and do a Turbo NEwbie BR gogogogo

LE
#26 s1utty[72561]
host-216-76-217-147.dab.bellsouth.net
very nice br bro, ffa's are hard to br (i assume) but you made the game pretty clear

- s1utty
#27 Fractal_Wave[72577]
h24-65-12-158.gv.shawcable.net
Word to that right there

with some of the largest collages, just center them instead of aligning them, as the text gets all pushed to 1 side and makes them a biiitch to read.

flash is evil, heya?

All the best,
Fractal_Wave
#28 MechaJamie[72584]
modem2200.spectrum2.com
*sniffles* ma' lil boy all grows up!

That game was alot of fun to play. Especially since I couldn't decide on race before the game. I guess I got the best of all four worlds.

Fun game, great report. Thanks for letting me be in it.
#29 Sid6.9[72585]
1Cust220.tnt10.tacoma.wa.da.uu.net
MysteryMan?!?
#30 teck.lika.hore[72592]
JHU0024.RES.JHU.EDU
Cools thx for feedback... k fractal i was thinking about that making pics smaller or moving em so text wasn't squished... yeah flash is evil damnit... even tho my flash movie suxed, still woulda been cool hehe. Yeah living we'll one day get the TNG of the Week kekek

teck
#31 MysteryMan[72601]
cable-48-83-237-24.anchorageak.net
Are you the Sid from Riptide, and the War Room?
#32 Ban me plz[72602]
rm03-24-131-186-161.ce.mediaone.net
YOU FUCKIN SUCK AT EVERYTHING YOU DO

GO PIMP YOUR MOM, YOU MIGHT DO WEL AT THAT... NO YOUR MOM's
UGLY!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU ANUS BREATH

0000000000000000000000

-Hawk...
#33 Sexy^Orangutang[72603]
spider-te033.proxy.aol.com
omg teck your so sexy! although some of the mini maps were horrendus the overall report kicked ass. 8.9
#34 teck.lika.hore[72608]
JHU0024.RES.JHU.EDU
HAHAHAHAHA i'll change my name to sexy^teck and we can be our own ownage choboclan hehehe. yeah i wanted the nice big maps blizz has for their maps of the week but i didn't know where to get em. hehe
#35 WilliamWC3[72657]
128.252.112.83
Nice report.

I think I know the problem with your flash code. You have to edit the html so that the src field of the embed tag and the value field of the object tag points to the full url not just x.swf but http:/www.geocities.com/coolguy/battlereport/x.swf.

as for doing my preloading, I didn't know jack about flash before I made mine so I just made this up as I went along but it seemed to work.

add a script on frame 1 that says if frameloaded(whateveryour last frame is) goto frame 5

add a script on frame 2 that says go to frame 1

put your loading scene from frame 1 to frame 2

add a script on frame 10 that says go to frame 5

add a button from frame 5 to frame 10

put code under the button to goto frame 15

start your movie on frame 15

sorry if that doesn't make any sense. its difficult to explain.
#36 WilliamWC3[72658]
128.252.112.83
hey btw, I just looked at the intro from your site. It kicks ass.
#37 teck.lika.hore[72659]
JHU0024.res.jhu.edu
Ha, thanks a lot... I'm gonna try that and see if i can make my pitiful flash show up hehe appreciate the help a lot.

teck.lika.hore
#38 Snork~Dimmy[72706]
proxy-02.pe.iqnet.net.au
very very nice, just a tad too wide, and i use 1024x728, i pity the ones who use 800x600 here bcz that will be a bitch to read, other than being too wide and flash not working that was great
#39 SM_007[72714]
cr382637-a.flfrd1.on.wave.home.com
Hey! It is Sid! Why hasn't he contacted us? It's not like we've been worried about the guy. Sheesh. Oh well. Hopefully he'll see this message, since someone else sent me this link and I am never planning on coming back to this forum (no offense to anyone else here, hehe). I can't even figure the durned thing out!
#40 TerranTurtle[72729]
207.198.174.32
I didn't know this was an FFA until the end of the game. The horizontal scroll also induced a fit of violent rage in me.
#41 Duke-Nukem[73344]
212.29.231.2
Good long report with kewl humor.
#42 teck.lika.hore[78168]
JHU0024.RES.JHU.EDU
Just for my own reference (this comment is a long time after the report release)... I KNEW I HAD THE SCREENSHOTS OF THE SCORES!!! Apparently they were in screenshot folder 14, and I only looked through 1-13. d'oh

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