| #1 JPaikman // ObiWanJebroni[72516] |
| bele6.wuh.wustl.edu |
Hi again, folks. What did I say before?
The Road Goes Ever On,
JPaikman // ObiWanJebroni |
| #2 Eradicate~Me[72520] |
| spider-tj072.proxy.aol.com |
| my god have you ever considered being a designer for a major website? |
| #3 ![72523] |
| ppp263.ivic.qc.ca |
! i can't believe i thought i'd get fist comment on this godly~report !
by the time i clicked, i was third... :(
anyway. this owns everything i have ever read. |
| #4 Fractal_Wave[72529] |
| h24-65-12-158.gv.shawcable.net |
I recogized all the songs in the flash intro....but i can't name very many.
Most interesting fact about the intro?
THAT YOU SCAMMED MY "SCROLLING IMAGES BEHIND MASKED TEXT" YOU CHOBOFUXORIGIINGINGNRGRIGNRGIRNGIRGRIGRGR!!!!@111!!11
;)
It kicked fucking ass mate. Now I want to do another, just so I can top this...
All the best,
Fractal_Wave
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| #5 zoule[72536] |
| b3g27vey16c4.bc.hsia.telus.net |
omfg
i pity those hardcore 56k'erz. |
| #6 WilliamWC3[72538] |
| 128.252.112.83 |
Fractal: hehehe, ya I just thought it looked so cool in your report I couldn't help myself. Your flash was ownage. You should definitely make another... so I can have something to top in my next report. KEKEKEKEKE!
cya |
| #7 PrincessCollsy[72540] |
| bgm-24-94-59-112.stny.rr.com |
| Wow, pretty pictures. :o) Me to lazy to read..but it looked nice! |
| #8 [bad]derek[72542] |
| spider-wq041.proxy.aol.com |
aint nutin but a G thang
elmo>all |
| #9 www[72543] |
| adsl-63-205-197-82.dsl.scrm01.pacbell.net |
WOW this was one big motherfucker of a report
and I have a feeling its going to recieve a phat ass 10
THANK You it deserves it
william let me bear your children plz |
| #10 Herminator[72555] |
| proxy5.gvcl1.bc.home.com |
Fuckin Awesome....
Songs are (in said order I believe) "wake up" by rage against the machine, "The Jock Jam" by Jock Jams, i dunno the next one, Then "Take a look Around" by Limp Bizkit, followed by the Mortal Kombat theme...
i kno 4/5... that worth anything? =] |
| #11 WilliamWC3[72556] |
| 128.252.112.83 |
Herminator: Its worth a gold star, but no bonus points I'm afraid. Unless the person who knows the last song wants to share them. Gw on those four.
Thanks to everyone else, but where are all your cousins, and your friends, and your friends cousins? |
| #12 Fractal_Wave[72560] |
| h24-65-12-158.gv.shawcable.net |
The last tune is 'y'all ready for this" by 2 - unlimited.
WC3 >>>>>;
All the best,
Fractal_Wave |
| #13 WilliamWC3[72566] |
| 128.252.112.83 |
| actually I got y'all ready for this off the Jock Jams song too, although it is probably orginally from something else. The song in question is the one that is played during KEKEKEKEKEKEKE MONKEY BOY and it is by a fairly well known band although the song itself doesn't get much air play. |
| #14 Starookie[72568] |
| edtn009658.hs.telusplanet.net |
kekekkekekekekekeekkekekekekkeke
OWN
Starookie
|
| #15 Testosterone[72572] |
| mkc-65-26-143-252.kc.rr.com |
./me bows before william
dude....DUDE...comon now...how can any NORMAL person do anything better than this?? damn you for raising the bar so high
excellent report man, excellent writing, best humor.....i thought some guy was posting spam when i saw the "dont click" brilliant idea :) |
| #16 GammaRayBurst[72583] |
| dnai-216-15-61-236.cust.dnai.com |
Simply put, wow. A gigantic report that was awesome in every aspect. I love it!! Flash rocked, pics rocked, writing humorous and accurate, and on and on...
btw, you are such a comment whore william :P
-GRB |
| #17 www[72586] |
| adsl-63-205-197-82.dsl.scrm01.pacbell.net |
WOW this was one big motherfucker of a report
and I have a feeling its going to recieve a phat ass 10
THANK You it deserves it
william let me bear your children plz |
| #18 Inssider[72587] |
| ool-18bf2e8f.dyn.optonline.net |
| Wow this rocked so much... better than your I_HATE_MEDICS BR maybe, which has up to now been my favorite. Go Will! |
#19  [72588] |
| zmapxypro06-b.zma.compaq.com |
Ok this reports sucked. Do you even know what details are? Start to use them fucker! I mean you don't even have nice pics.. And please use players that noboy knows ok? My god if there was ever a BR that deserved a 10 this is one of them.
10
Fox |
| #20 Fractal_Wave[72600] |
| h24-65-12-158.gv.shawcable.net |
Hey WC3, I still can't get the last tune...but the most impressive think is that you sync'd you flash BG with the report BG.
Stop being cooler than me!
;)
All the best,
Fractal_Wave |
| #21 Napoleic[72604] |
| ip-20-61-23.vancouver.navipath.net |
K my gay modem finally downloaded it...
Damn gw gw gw
10 for sure |
| #22 ::nobody::[72623] |
| dt0110nd9.san.rr.com |
Oh sure, like i can describe my awe in words.
gaa sliffunk ug shabbak bleep bleep spinky spoofah zig zig zig kajjat!
there, i think that shows how amazing this report was! :D
<b>147.456</b> = rating
googog Monkey Boy!
ciao!
Nobo
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| #23 L2S[72628] |
| dial-98.keokuk.mwci.net |
.........................................................
( I would talk but the enormity of this whole thing is just too much )
p.s. OWNAGE
Great Job and Peace Put
L2S |
| #24 L2S[72629] |
| dial-98.keokuk.mwci.net |
| *Out |
| #25 L2S[72630] |
| dial-98.keokuk.mwci.net |
One more thing:
I give this an 11
25th comment>all other comment numbers |
#26  [72633] |
| HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU |
| I'm only commenting since Will was threatening me that he would take his monkey and shove it up my ass if I don't. T_mac had been missing lately, but I compromised and took the monkey. After a series of 'Sex' and 'Starcraft' I wasn't that satisfied and returned Will the monkey. Now monkey boy found that the anal beast was injured badly by my ass, he demanded more and threathen me again, that if I don't read his BR he would stop shoving the monkey up again. So I commented. |
| #27 Raging~Kakaru[72638] |
| p3EE06193.dip.t-dialin.net |
songs:
matrix theme
Limp Bizkit MI2 - Theme (take a look around)
these are all i recognized and could name :/
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| #28 -IcE-Storm[72651] |
| 204.184.47.10 |
| very nice =] |
| #29 Silent Strike[72689] |
| ool-18bdc068.dyn.optonline.net |
| My god, simply fucking amazing |
| #30 -_OuTSiDeR_-[72699] |
| spider-wm081.proxy.aol.com |
Man o' Man. What a report. This sums up how bad my computer/modem sucks ass...I clicked the Purple arrow for the last game, went to take a shit, came back, and it was half done downloading. Damn, im going to commit suicide now.
-OuTSiDeR
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| #31 Nyoken[72701] |
| spider-we082.proxy.aol.com |
| Breeze has got some competition -_-a |
| #32 ThieverIV[72705] |
| spider-wi033.proxy.aol.com |
OMFG AHH AHH AHH OWNAGE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JESUS CHRIST FUCKING GOD
If any rater gives them less than a 10, plz post your name and adress in here and I will hunt you down and torture you terribly for several hours before I kill you.
Ownage.
-ThieverIV |
| #33 TDM[72711] |
| ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com |
I Read all 3 now. Dangit Will.
I hate you :(
KK?
KEKEKEKEKEKEEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKKE
10
<marquee>SUBTRACT MY BONUS POINTS HOO HOO HOOOOOOO</marquee>
RAAAAARRRR!!!!
-TDM |
| #34 TDM[72712] |
| ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com |
Oh yeah, I got comment #10 too.
ROOOOAAARTRRRR
-TDM |
| #35 TDM[72713] |
| ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com |
| And 11, and 12. ok I'm done. |
| #36 Imrahil-(V)[72728] |
| frtca116.eastky.net |
Best Report ive read, good work,
Jim = a wierd cross breed between a Korean and a Gully Dwarf? *grin* |
| #37 mofo-x[72739] |
| cr668894-a.poco1.bc.wave.home.com |
yeesh
WilliamWC3 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all
you are still my favorite reporter.
make more modem devouring reports plz. |
| #38 DisgruntledApe[72767] |
| dt050n39.maine.rr.com |
I know the songs.
Wake Up by RATM
Let's get Ready to Rumble off Jock Jams
Bad Religion by Godsmack
Mission: Impossilbe 2 theme by Limp Bizkit
and the Mortal Kombat theme.
muahahah, btw report=10:) |
| #39 Phoenix-S-[72772] |
| ppp43.syclone.net |
<marquee>I want to be the only personw with a negative score.
I want to be the only person with a negative score.
</marquee>
I want to be the only person with a negative score.
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| #40 Phoenix-S-[72773] |
| ppp43.syclone.net |
Bah, didnt work right =/
Anywayz, 10! |
| #41 WilliamWC3[72779] |
| 128.252.112.83 |
Disgruntled Ape, +37.2 Bounus points!! woohoo. good work and thanks!
and to everyone else, thanks! |
| #42 DisgruntledApe[72841] |
| dt050n39.maine.rr.com |
Yay!
Not sure how they didn't know the Godsmack one, that song is awesome:) |
| #43 WarLeaderJustin[73109] |
| 064-031-078-055.inaddr.vitts.com |
yhbhfdbgdggfdgrejtgnrejnjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
i am gay
-WLJ |
| #44 WarLeaderJustin[73110] |
| 064-031-078-055.inaddr.vitts.com |
hello
hahaha
hgbfdbgdf
gsdfgdf
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| #45 [73119] |
| HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU |
| someone go shoot WLJ please. |
| #46 Fractal_Wave[73172] |
| h24-65-12-158.gv.shawcable.net |
What FLS said.
WLJ, congrats on leaving with style.
Oh, wait. YOU DIDN'T.
'red leader, we've a distinct LACK of style here'
WC3 for president.
All the best,
Fractal_Wave |
| #47 WarLeaderJustin[73243] |
| 064-031-078-055.inaddr.vitts.com |
im back
t
fuck off fractal
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| #48 JPaikman[73244] |
| bele6.wuh.wustl.edu |
You should be banned.
Seriously.
JPaikman/ObiWanJebroni |
| #49 Templar569[73261] |
| 168.168.234.44 |
What a putz. Way to spam a great report, WLJ. Only prove *more* what a pale friendless virgin you are.
This was a super set of reports. And the flash music kicked butt. Amazing!! |
| #50 _TaiPan[73340] |
| cf3k-3.paradise.net.nz |
OMG .... WOW.
I never comment on these reports, but dude, that was "AWESOME". Best report i have ever read.
Hope to see more of your reports.
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| #51 !warstrike![73453] |
| ncrain.phys.nd.edu |
I was worried in game 1 when I looked at my scroll bar, but then I saw the arrow and knew it wasn't someone pretending to be you :) Great reports!
Please ban WLJ |
| #52 lilcoolbean[73531] |
| spider-wa032.proxy.aol.com |
| GHOSTS FOR ATTACKING R FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| #53 lilcoolbean[73532] |
| spider-wa032.proxy.aol.com |
| GHOSTS FOR ATTACKING R FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| #54 Fear`Factory[73658] |
| pamu4.wuh.wustl.edu |
Gosu!
What sets this report out from some of the other greats is its WC3 style humor which is hilarious.
In honor of this report people need to tell JPaikman (Jose) that he is better than that whenever anyone sees him in the channel. |
| #55 TheBoogieMan[76388] |
| spider-tl054.proxy.aol.com |
Hi
Bye |
| #56 Baxter-O'Bixby[82580] |
| adsl-63-195-119-107.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
I would like to add my vote to ban WLJ, as he has always annoyed me and always will. >:-(
WWC3 > all. Write more. Now. |
| #57 <font color="green">}DraginslayeR{</font>[92428] |
| A070-0152.NYCM.splitrock.net |
| </nobr><marquee behavior=alternate>-200 for me!!(if this sort of marquee counts)</marquee> |
| #58 <font color="green">}DraginslayeR{</font>[92429] |
| A070-0152.NYCM.splitrock.net |
| asdf |
| #59 brood-hater[102412] |
| nabrown.vassar.edu |
Wow that motherfucker can sure press the "enter key" this was an awesome BR it blew my mind, and I could actually see the pics, they werent just x's and alt text. Fucking Hilarious,
BH |
| #60 JPaikman[150047] |
| cs6625114-87.bham.rr.com |
| Jose is indeed better than that. =] |
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