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" Long ago, there was a boy, almost a man, who wished, on his birthday, to become a man. Sitting in his home, waiting for the world to see his strength, poise, and stature, he wished only to gain the respect and trust of his peers. What he got instead was Starcraft, and it was better then all that other shit. "
- LoZeR-X's The First Battle Report by LoZeR-X




#1 Falcon[73800]
h24-66-252-151.ss.shawcable.net
first unfortunately
#2 Sea-Thrust[73802]
h24-66-249-203.ss.shawcable.net
2nd

#3 ~ZC~K@O$[73803]
fw-prov9-port178.firstworld.net
U sure this was on temple and not bgh? I dun know what to say other than omg newbie game.

Peace
-KAoS


#4 battle.org[73805]
dsl-64-136-36-70.junoexpress.com
heh, from the toss started at blah blah to, he made 30 photon cannons and 70 zerglings and 40 mutalisks assaulted. Then from "the cannon walls start giving way" to 12 carriers coming out of nowhere. Real games plz
#5 Zalbag[73815]
chi-tgn-guu-vty34.as.wcom.net
next time get goodp layers but otherwise not to shabby.
#6 Dr.Zchivago[73835]
proxy1-external.bremtn1.wa.home.com
First off, "Be Nice!" = Flame like a lesbian vampire at a tampax convention, lustily.

Was this a joke? I hope so.

You really got to like a game that goes from a build order to a 3 deep cannon blockade, to 12 carriers, to 50 mutas?

Ugh. Though I may have been absent for a while, it doesn't take much for me to see this game totally sucked, sucked ass.

Don't take it too hard, just do a better one next time =)

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-Dr.Z











#7 (DL)Spam[73856]
hst000003162um.kincannon.olemiss.edu
The unit count improbabilities make this a lie.

10 probes then a pylon?

700 lings and some 30 mutas. Which in the attack spawn to 50 mutas, which die to 12 carriers =/ All this on Lost Temple with no fighting before hand? Oh almost forgot the Ultralisk.



#8 [-Loser-][73858]
ool-18bd4ed2.dyn.optonline.net
stay away from public games.

[-Loser-]

#9 {~Ascension~}[73931]
215.rochelle-park-06-07rs16rt.nj.dial-access.att.net
Even I don't suck this much!:)
#10 Monty Pylon[73940]
gateway.Culinary.EDU
U have defaced all sc brs for the rest of my life. Never b4 have i seen or even attempted to read suck dribble. B4 i die of the anurism this report has given me i hope u know that not only do u suck at bring u suck as an intelligent human being for thinking that anyone would like this. Be nice. trust me. telling you the honest to gods truth is being nice. dont every do something like this again for our sake and the sake of the children


*dies from anurism*


#11 (TYC)Khas'andro[73987]
ool-18bc02ed.dyn.optonline.net
Bullshit. 24 carriers is 100000% impossible. This BR got a lower rating than what I expect my first BR to get when i post it tonight/tomorrow night!!
#12 THEsFynks[73991]
A100-0017.NYCM.splitrock.net
OK, next time include pictures and (Because no one EVER lies) just keep the fibs down to a minimum. you know that 24 carriers is 192 control? 3 rows of Photons, eh? 50 mutas, a whole lot of zerglings, and a few Ultralisks MUST be more than 200 control! OK, I'm finished--because I'm sure you've had enough criticism (**dies from anurism** lol)--so just keep trying.

#13 Agent BoB[74268]
ryd5-56k-131.tpgi.com.au
Gack, this was really horrible, the writing was good, but the entire game SUCKED, please report a more interesting game next time, read some highly rated reports to get an idea of what I mean... gw thx

Peace Out, Dudes!
~BoB

#14 Jester-C-Bomb[80227]
spider-mtc-ti061.proxy.aol.com
this is not even close to accurate
"about 50 muties"---WTF
report it, dont exagerate it
your writing is decent but your subject matter is beyond filth

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