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#1 teck.lika.hore[74455]
JHU0024.RES.JHU.EDU
Ok, I'm a comment whore. There you go enjoy! Yay off to class...

teck

#2 livingexception[74456]
spider-te084.proxy.aol.com
TECK!!! You know, you really oughtta finish a br before you say you'll start on another one, doofus. Do you have all that other shit done yet? BTW nice report, gold easy.
#3 -citizenkane-[74457]
c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com
3rd
2nd non-author
1st pointless comment

#4 trymson[74459]
194.134.fl1.ip.foni.net
I liked the Super Mario Theme melody thingy in the intro and the rest look good, really good, i'll give it a 8.5-9
#5 trymson[74460]
194.134.fl1.ip.foni.net
hm, after i read it more concentrated, i have to say, that u could have written it a little more enthusiastic and with a little more of the dry humour, br.com is famous for.
so let's say it's worth an 8(-)
#6 trymson[74461]
194.134.fl1.ip.foni.net
I liked the Super Mario Theme melody thingy in the intro and the rest look good, really good, i'll give it a 8.5-9
#7 trymson[74462]
194.134.fl1.ip.foni.net
WAAAAAH, delete the last post delete the last post delete the last post
#8 teck.lika.hore[74465]
JHU0024.RES.JHU.EDU
Living - - - - - I need your EMail before i can send u flash intro! (plus i had midterms last week and i just wrote this report over the weekend as a break cuz my friends played this several weeks ago.

BTW - its tetris, not Super Mario Bros :)

teck



#9 TeCh[74468]
h24-66-249-203.ss.shawcable.net
<font face="Karate"><font color="blue"><font size="10">well teck wich you spelt wrong and if that is your real name... this was good the flash was coo any wayz byebye
#10 teck.lika.hore[74469]
JHU0024.res.jhu.edu
Erm... Just to clarify in case anyone's wondering, yes I spelt my name wrong in all 3 parts on purpose. :P
#11 Digityl[74473]
138.86.151.7
jajajaja rainbow borders == funny;
nice report teck. the table size was a tad too big for my monitor though and the flash movie thing was huge :( i'd give this about an 8. gj

~Digi


#12 livingexception[74474]
spider-wj024.proxy.aol.com
mail763092@aol.com gogogo
#13 Sexy^Orangutang[74477]
spider-tl013.proxy.aol.com
ownage
#14 Sid6.9[74478]
1Cust206.tnt1.tacoma.wa.da.uu.net
Hi, it's me again, and here is The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly on Teck's latest work...

The Good Stuff-

Nice intro that allowed the pics to download, thanks, I like that, gave me something to do. :)

Writing very detailed oriented.

Great back and forth action that had all the players needing to be on their toes at all times, and a few times they weren't. :)

Lots and lots of different strategies used, some worked, where others bombed.

Picture Quality very sound.

Good selection of pics, with plenty of action on all fronts.

Flash Movie, while a little generic, did serve its purpose and wasn't a waste at waiting for it to Download. Me thinks this is the first time you've tried flash? If not, than this belongs in the Not So Bad Thingies. BTW what the hell song was that? It sounded like a Polka.

The Not So Bad Thingies-

Some pics were a little tiny and difficult to see. Either that or my eyes aren't what they used to be. :o

I sometimes had to re-read some parts of the writing cause I got confused on what was going on. There were a few parts that had too much detail (Is there such a thing?) I think it was due to all the players taking offensives on their opponents and also playing defensive at their bases at the same time they all had offensives going at the same time. (Eh, uh, I just re-read what I wrote, and now I'm confused, how about you?)

Energy of report was lacking somewhat. I felt like Dan Rather was giving me the report and not Teck.

Alt-Text was unfunny, it may just be me, or maybe I'm in a bad mood, but I didn't laugh at all, sorry.

The Ugly-

Sid6.9 needs a shower. I smell manly, mmmm-hmmm.

Report Card Reads-
Writing- B+
Pic Quality- A-
Pic Selection- A-
HTML Usage- B+ (The Alt-Text was the downfall here.)
Entertainment- B (Because of the Dan Rather report, and not the usual wacky Teck.)
Overall- B+

Personal Comments- I think taking several weeks before reporting this game hurt this report. I still enjoyed it though. Flash needs a little more, heh, flash, heh heh. I enjoy your reports, and hope to see much more. I predict you will receive 8's across the board from the raters.


















#15 (TYC)Khas'andro[74480]
ool-18bc02ed.dyn.optonline.net
2 things:

A) FUCKING HILARIOUS flash, good work.
B) That MVP thing is MINE, GET THE FUCK AWAY!!! WHAA!!
j/k
great report
#16 znzf[74483]
24.65.81.66.on.wave.home.com
the good:
the report

the bad:
sid6.9 commented

hehehehehe
#17 teck.lika.hore[74486]
JHU0024.res.jhu.edu
Oooh more chances to be a comment whore...

Yeah I'm still trying to figure out what kind of and how much detail to put in at what times. I'm trying to get the hang of when to describe in detail and when to just mention. Its a learning experience I guess.

Ah, to address the width of the report... all I can say is... SHIT... I thought I set the report to a good width... fuck. I had table width=600 in the beginning and /table in the end, and the flash movie at 800x600... did i fuck up? If anyone can explain my dumb, it would be appreciated... My bad there, sorry.

Hmm this Dan Rather thing I keep getting... I decided to take more of a reporting role over a hey check out what my friends did thing. I wanted to keep it without subjective opinion. Again, I'm learning, maybe my style will change.

AND FINALLY - WHY DOESN'T ANYONE RECOGNIZE THE MAD OLD TETRIS THEME????? Maybe its cuz my flash is wider than a donkey (i saw it just now on my friend's computer).

K thanks for comments, I'll be back mwa ha ha

teck
#18 gchucky[74494]
ool-18be5181.dyn.optonline.net
the flash was semi-decent. other than that, nice job.
#19 Monty Pylon[74495]
gateway.Culinary.EDU
Hi my name is Monty and I'm in awe. I saw this battlereport and I was totally blown away. All I could do was shiver and say gold..gold..gold..nonstop for hours on end. I'm here to say that I'm addicted. I'm addicted to BR's.


(Everyone claps and crys in support)
#20 -citizenkane-[74496]
c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com
All you need is to add some french, misspelled words and bad grammar and u'll get nominated for hall of fame ;)
#21 Eradicate~Me[74498]
spider-mtc-tf012.proxy.aol.com
Sid stfu this owned
#22 testosterone[74502]
mkc-65-26-143-252.kc.rr.com
i really dont like sid's comments, i mean it it good and all, he writes alot and everything, but dont do that good/bad/ugly thing, it is really annoying :(
#23 AkumaSpawn[74503]
cate1-216.reshall.ou.edu
The intro movie owned me with the giggling and whatnot. See, the Tetris theme was playing off of the names, which were spinning around and falling down until they hit the ground.

I give this Two Orgasms.
#24 [74505]
proxy1-external.bremtn1.wa.home.com
hahaha, I was enjoying the read already. Cool intro, Tetris crossed with a Rhynadon, lmao!

Then you hit me pretty hard. I continued reading the good battlereport, but the ending was a little blurry as I was too busy wasting my life to <i>"Live in a van...down by the river!!!"</i>

Funny stuff. Good BR. Just remember that not everyone is running a resolution of 1024x768. Your report fit fine on my screen, but I am sure ppl had to scroll. Dis was sweet!

8

-Dr.Z
#25 teck.lika.hore[74506]
JHU0024.res.jhu.edu
Question - I had table width=600. I thought that would fix it. What did I do wrong?
#26 livingexception[74509]
spider-wn071.proxy.aol.com
Are ypou sure you did the rest of tble tag right, and did you put it in the TD one? At least I think that's how the table works (I'm not Johnny Vegas here people.)

LE
#27 S!aVe[74514]
burr7.uwsp.edu
8)
#28 Goats[74515]
JHU0024.res.jhu.edu
I like goats. hairy ones. I liked hairy goats
#29 teck.lika.hore[74520]
JHU0024.res.jhu.edu
Ah crap... made the flash a smidge too big too. K next time I work on my report under 800x600, that should clear things up... (prob is flash is small for high res), but its ok. Thx for input people

teck

btw living did u get the pic attachments?
#30 XiaoE{NGR} b.k.a. XiaoE[74521]
64.58.154.245
<font color=blue><font name="tempus sans itc">man battle reports are so cool! and teck, great job. i am left in awe, don't know what to say, and i am in accounting class, can't type too much, too loud. hehe you continue to impress me, buendisimo. i'm going to have to read this again. it was that good, i rate 9+, that is if i could. once i get home, i shall continue my comments/random thoughts/even more random thoughts</font></font>
#31 cumment.lika.hore[74524]
cx55467-a.irvn1.occa.home.com
(this is RaZaGhAx)
Sorry, I couldn't keep myself from doing that :]
great report :D Only bad thing is that I had to scroll left/right :[ Other than that, it was greeeaaat!


RaZ
#32 [74526]
HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU
heh

With all respect, the players were sucking in a halirious way.
#33 WSSO[74528]
hsa234.pool004.at101.earthlink.net
HEH MORE TETRIS TECHNO PLZ =) btw nice BR
#34 teck.lika.hore[74530]
JHU0024.res.jhu.edu
FLS, I really don't think so. They played well, they just made mistakes. Plus 2 of em were terran and that's their worst race. It happens.

teck

k comment whoring over for now :)
#35 Always_Newb[74540]
cx619019-b.msnv1.occa.home.com
hey its 1 in the morning and i have nothing better to do, i'm adding comments. great report, teck, liked the pics and comments, but they seemed to be smaller this time compared to your other reports or maybe its just me, i d be more interested to see a larger pic of what happened during that battles. but anyhow its late i m gonna sleep now. oh yeah, almost forgot, hey FLS if you think you are great, then lets have a show of skillz then maybe you can show me what i need to learn. i m up for a challenge on sc.

Newb
#36 <font color=gold> |]agomar[74545]
gateway.ncdsb.com
somewhere between a 7.5 and an 8.1

Good job, looked nice, definately needed a little more "finishing"
#37 [LoR]-Punisher[74549]
202.156.0.2
Haha...interesting Pics.Quite confusing though,the writing was great.
#38 quadmaniac[74552]
spider-wd022.proxy.aol.com
i played your flash intro 300 times so I could hear the music again and again
#39 MechaJamie[74565]
a20.systech-group.com
Nice report, teck. Good to see you decided to take this up. I liked all the references you made; Nintendo, SNL, Matchbox 20, last report, etc.. The only thing I had trouble with (which is what I have trouble with every game) is discerning what the teams are halfway through. I think I may have a solution. Say the teams are red and yellow verse purple and blue. Could you put a red and yellow border on left and purple and blue border on right? I just think it would be easier. Still, good report with good jokes and references.
#40 RyeBone[74573]
CBL-franklu.hs.earthlink.net
hmmm, I guess I liked the tetris theme. Is it just me or did it have a rock&roll sound to it?
#41 KodiaK~28[74575]
proxy3.rdc1.ab.wave.home.com
this is more of an insult to my extremely short attention span than it is to you, but i got bored and stopped reading after that movie. Watching words slowly drop into place=very boring.
#42 teck.lika.hore[74639]
proxy1-external.msnv1.occa.home.com
Mecha - I'll look into that. I'll have to figure out how to do it first, or maybe i'll just put it in minimap updates or something.

Rye - the only tetris song i could find was a techno'd version of it :P

kodiak - well that's basically the reason i don't play tetris anymore :)
#43 JJB[74651]
proxy1-external.indnpls1.in.home.com
I did realze that yes, it was tetris. Me = no dumbass

JJB
#44 JJB[74652]
proxy1-external.indnpls1.in.home.com
That's realIze up there... Damn, didn't realize the first time how nice the Tetris is, and its keen oldiness.

JimJoBob



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