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#1 DrAwesome[75692]
PPP-155-60.va.sprint-hsd.net
Hope you enjoyed it! I won't be writing another one for a while, life is calling =]. But im no where close to retiring..





oh btw.. 1st





#2 CKane[75693]
c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com
No, I'm first. (hacker)
#3 CKane[75694]
c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com
wtf?
#4 awe 6[75697]
proxy3-external.pinol1.sfba.home.com
excellent! 8.5.
#5 SCV~007[75698]
t1o57p66.telia.com
<i>First italic text master</i>

I'll go read ASAP DrAwesome, dont worry ;)

#6 Nomad & ShadowyAlias[75699]
abenton.dialup.cloud9.net
Wow this is cool. I haven't read it yet... But it looks kool and it has pictures.

off to read it...

First comment!!!! oh wait. 5 people posted while i was writing this. j/k



#7 Melvinator[75702]
proxy3-external.frmt1.sfba.home.com
I like it a lot, definatly an enjoyable read. Keep making BRs!
#8 Nomad & ShadowyAlias[75706]
abenton.dialup.cloud9.net
Wow this is cool. I haven't read it yet... But it looks kool and it has pictures.

off to read it...

First comment!!!! oh wait. 5 people posted while i was writing this. j/k



#9 MourningWood[75707]
fw8.intuit.com
Very good.
#10 ShadowyAlias[75709]
abenton.dialup.cloud9.net
Hmmm. why does pressing 'refresh' repost my comment?

anyway...

RATING
Pictures: 9
Overall, good pictures but no fancy smancy collages :( Pictures of the building status bar are greater than all! Good picture choices and high quality

Text: 9
Good text, you get an automatic good rating for having more text than pictures.

Games: 8.5
The games weren't the best, but you presented them very well. Also, the fact that there were 3 of them made up (at least partially) for this.

FINAL RATING: 8.8
COMMENTS: All in all, a good read. Discers suck :(













#11 WilliamWC3[75712]
128.252.112.83
oh my fucking god!

One day I will have to tell you about my adventures in clan BIOLORDS... one day.
#12 DrAwesome[75713]
PPP-155-60.va.sprint-hsd.net
heh thx for the feedback on my report WWC3 ;] j/k. Oh btw I'd love to hear the tale.. a new wwc3 report would make my day
#13 DrAwesome[75714]
PPP-155-60.va.sprint-hsd.net
oh yeah, ShadowyAlias, yea I wish I had some good collages but, truly, I didn't decide to report these until I had finished them ;[...
#14 pines0ul[75732]
h24-70-206-49.gv.shawcable.net
Dra i love the SChomeyV thing, it is also boner inducing :D
#15 WilliamWC3[75737]
128.252.112.83
Your report kicked ass.

I still can't believe you played someone in the biolords clan though.

-Korea^|3io er.. WC3
#16 DrAwesome[75740]
PPP-155-60.va.sprint-hsd.net
wwc3 - omg you know that chobo clan? plsplspls tell me the story :]. btw .. wtf was a guy like that doing playing ladder anyways?


write biolords adventures br gogogo
#17 Napoleic[75745]
van7d12.dial.uniserve.ca
Hah cool report. My gayest ladder experience:

I join the game, and the guy says no rush 7 minutes. Now normally I don't join games with rules like that, but this was a korean game, so I could only assume that that was in the title, and I didn't want to be an ass and leave, so I agreed. When the game starts, (on ashrigo) it turns out to be a zvp since I went toss and he picked zerg at the last second. He claimed to be on the bottom, and asked where I was. I told him to scout like a normal person. Since there are two bottoms, the significance of the fact that he could technically not be lying wherever I started was not lost on me. So I decided to scout the other bottom with a probe.

Surprise, surprise, he was not there. Thats when 6 lings showed up in my main. Luckily I had just put my second zealot on my ramp, completing the wall, and I held the attack no problem. "Wtf", I ask, "you said no rush." "That was scout. I scout ^^" uh huh. Just to make sure he reeally found me, he sent 6 more lings right after them, which also easily died to my next pair of zealots. "Nice 12 scouts newbie" I respond. "^^" uh huh. So I continued to buld up for a bit. "no rush 12 mins ok?" "er you already attacked me" "that was scout" I decided I had enough of being jerked around. Just as I was typing my blistering retort, about 18 lings hit me. Well my 8 zealots and 2 goons mopped the floor with them. "no rush 12 mins" he repeated. Now I was seriously laughing. "STFU newbie, you are going to die." I typed in as I moved my forces out. My probe, going the long way around the map, finally found his main, and revealed that he had 1 hatch. I guess he probly 5 or 6 pooled or something gay like that, because he had absolutely nothing, and about 9 drones at most. "no rush 12 mins we agreed!" he squeeled. "stfu lol you are so bad manner chobo." I trash talked him <i> in his OWN language! </i> I guess that was too much for him, because he said "you go bye now" and I was disconnected.

Hmm, gg. The hack that allows you to disc your opponent truly is the most nefarious hack there is.. I no longer play ladder btw. I really wanted to try to have fun at it, but when you have just as good a chance as meeting the epitome of gayness (him) as you have getting a good game in, it just isn't worth it.
#18 [75748]
on-tor-blr-a58-03-153.look.ca
ownage!!!!
#19 ])rAgonRage~DA~[75754]
proxy2-external.rdc1.bc.home.com
"well I decided to go for a heavy metal build maybe switching to deep six (heartcutter owns =])"

Good report, whats a deep six?
#20 Zumboooruk[75756]
AKCF3.xtra.co.nz
Six barracks, coined by the famed Terran guru Heartcutter.

Great report.
#21 [LoR]-Punisher[75771]
202.156.0.2
Damn great report,pics were good.
#22 [75782]
HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU
nice report!
#23 Phoenix[75789]
node156e4.a2000.nl
Dragonrage,

Do a search for Heartcutter on this site and you'll find his deep six strat.

#24 YoungBeard[75798]
HULALA.REM.CMU.EDU
I liked it a lot. Your writing style kept me interested to the end. Thanks.
#25 xld.aldogrez[75840]
spider-wq061.proxy.aol.com
That was really great writing, your third game started about halfway down the report, and before I knew it, I was done. Great report.
#26 suavo[75850]
h000094b618b1.ne.mediaone.net











































































































































im a whore
#27 Fractal_Wave[75853]
h24-64-214-230.gv.shawcable.net
"i didn't hand count, I'm not Al Gore people"

hahhhahshhahahhahhh

your ass is quoted.

All the best,
Fractal_Wave
#28 Falcon[75866]
px3he.ss.wave.shaw.ca
I taught DrAwesome all my newbie skills. Thats why he lost most of his games
#29 badtz_maru[76256]
barry-asy-2.rutgers.edu
first and foremost....suavo you are a whore
secondly good job another good br id liked
nice ss use and writing
btw i liked your "mspaint" minimap..
if im wrong its b.c im stupid blind but not blonde
#30 Yawnitz[76261]
pool0064.cvx7-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net
'Twas a cool BR, but I gotta know. What is double discing, and what is an SS that you would send to Blizzard? Heh. To really show how far behind I am on those acronyms, just today I learned what V.I.P. stands for by watching the Simpsons!

"What does the I stand for?"
"Important"
"Oh! Okay, how about the V?"
"Very."
"Do you think you could..."
"Person."
"What did the I mean again?"

I quote terribly. N E way, I enjoyed hearing the build orders. When I play Terran, I often build a Barracks with my 8th SCV and then do a Depot. Then I wonder why I get owned.
#31 DrAwesome[76381]
PPP-155-60.va.sprint-hsd.net
Glad you guys liked it. I'm quoted! hahhhahahah yes! Ty again Fractal. Oh and uh Yawnitz, a double disc is when someone uses a hack I believe, to disconnect BOTH of you, in the end giving you a loss. Sending Blizz a SS is sending Blizzard a screen shot of the person disconecting. If the shot gives enough evidence of purposely disconecting, the disconnector might get their record erased.
#32 rommelkiller[76386]
spider-wn061.proxy.aol.com
fract i give u 5 bucks u qoute me...oh yeah me likeys al gore :)
#33 (Lawless)[76453]
o16-014.i2k.com
Sup, DrAwesome Im already a fan..Keep on makin em and ill keep on telling peeps to check this page out..Oh and by the way if u ever look for some good game's to watch. chan
Clan -los-.... 3 of the top players have been in the 10 ten
ladder.. PEACE..
#34 ^Ghost^|3io[111107]
12-246-43-215.client.attbi.com
Huh u guys face biolords when?



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