| #1 ProtectorofAiur[76419] |
| SID.MIT.EDU |
| first |
| #2 Melvinator[76420] |
| proxy3-external.frmt1.sfba.home.com |
| second |
| #3 ProtectorofAiur[76421] |
| SID.MIT.EDU |
you all might be wondering how i got first:
BobtheNewt: hey whats a good title for it
SidN MIT: poa owns
BobtheNewt: fu
SidN MIT: hm fine how about
SidN MIT: got it
SidN MIT: guns 'n' mosez
SidN MIT: img od
BobtheNewt: rofl
BobtheNewt: pomfg
BobtheNewt: YOU ROCK
SidN MIT: change that sucks message then
BobtheNewt: ok . . wait shit
SidN MIT: ?
BobtheNewt: ive all of a sudden forgot how to code html
BobtheNewt: i wont be able to
SidN MIT: hey, fu |
| #4 Fractal_Wave[76422] |
| h24-65-12-158.gv.shawcable.net |
Fucker! I was gonna do one of these!
All the best,
Fractal_Wave |
#5  [76423] |
| 242695hfc82.tampabay.rr.com |
| suck it raveboy! |
| #6 Fractal_Wave[76424] |
| h24-65-12-158.gv.shawcable.net |
Raveboy! Just for that i'm gonna edit all your quotes out of the master file.
actually, i'm not, because they're funny as hell
"The rest of my team is doing equally well, with terrorists going down faster than Hawke on Mark4."
lkjgaslkahhahahaaaaaaaaaahahahhaa
bobo owns.
All the best,
Fractal_Wave |
| #7 WickedPirate[76426] |
| pm021.osg.net |
| Woot. |
| #8 +AnathemA+[76428] |
| pool-63.50.213.82.phnx.grid.net |
| sniping with the desert eagle is like trying to stuff a live cat in a 2 liter sprite bottle |
| #9 teck.lika.hore[76429] |
| JHU0024.res.jhu.edu |
Rogue Spear >>>>> Counterstrike
Team Fortress > Rogue Spear
me > you
your brs > my brs
teck
and who the fuck is that teckman who came here
and hey i've stuffed a cat in a 2 liter sprite bottle. Hey, I obey my thirst |
| #10 [76432] |
| 242695hfc82.tampabay.rr.com |
| teck you're a fucking moron |
| #11 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[76433] |
| bc-kam-a53-01-84.look.ca |
I always wanted to play counterstrike , but there is another half-life add on called Team fortress classic. I dont know which one is better i guess i have to try both. But first i must get half life :[
BTW good job on the report |
| #12 DivvyO[76434] |
| 209-239-217-169.lax.jps.net |
| Counterstrike makes my pants go funny. |
#13  [76435] |
| HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU |
| I would rate this a 1 if I actually play CS. |
| #14 Sid6.9[76437] |
| 1Cust165.tnt5.tacoma.wa.da.uu.net |
| This report ownz with a "Z". Bob_the_Newt rocks the party that parties the rock. Kick ass pics, funny as always commentary, especially the pic of the MP5 and the comment about T_Mac. Poor, poor T_Mac, never gets any love, or should I say, never gets the kinda love he would want. |
| #15 peonss[76438] |
| 61.135.4.8 |
| very nice |
| #16 Doom-[76439] |
| bess-proxy.wauwatosa.k12.wi.us |
| Hey, I play Counter Strike alot now, I would be glad to school you guys when i get cable.... Mabie avenege all my losses against spookage in SC :[. We should have a SC players counter strike tourney ^_^ |
| #17 teck.lika.hore[76440] |
| JHU0024.res.jhu.edu |
and you're still just a whiny little bitch as always
blah blah dork blah blah i rule blah blah penis *giggle*
me still > u
:) > u
team fortress classic > all (especially u)
boo
teck |
| #18 CynicalMagician[76441] |
| px3cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca |
| Hahaha, this ruled. Now I want CS. But then I remember that I have a sucky computer and HL won't run on it. Booooo. Oh well. Top notch Bob. |
| #19 CKane[76443] |
| c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com |
Hi.
Flame me Bob |
#20  [76444] |
| on-tor-blr-a58-02-745.look.ca |
;aldsjfkadsl;jk bob makes me horny
btw yes poa sucks |
#21  [76447] |
| 63.95.219.132 |
| Good job BoB. Entertaining as hell. |
| #22 Falcon[76448] |
| px3he.ss.wave.shaw.ca |
| wow bad ping Bob, 205 =[ |
| #23 [76449] |
| 242695hfc82.tampabay.rr.com |
| falcon - the server is basically around there to everyone except for agent and bitter, or anyone else in their apartment. which is good, since it kinda removes lpb'ism |
| #24 Fractal_Wave[76450] |
| h24-65-12-158.gv.shawcable.net |
what's the IP bobo? Throw it to me on ICQ if you don't want hordes of NH'ers invading.
All the best,
Fractal_Wave |
#25  [76451] |
| 207.150.192.49 |
Great report BOBO!! Awesome change from a SC report. Do more, more, more! wooho
10 (9+1 for doing a report on a different game) |
| #26 TF-MutaSlayer[76454] |
| 168.212.159.126 |
| Loved the battlereport...cause im in it :) |
| #27 Cloak[76456] |
| 24.64.150.37.on.wave.home.com |
Next time do a report where I kill more people.... And it should be on Jeepathon. Yes, definetly Jeepathon. That will be a good br.
Cloak |
| #28 Wangsonn[76457] |
| adsl-78-164-41.gsp.bellsouth.net |
| hehe |
| #29 Zalbag[76458] |
| chi-tgn-gjg-vty151.as.wcom.net |
I love CS :D
great BR! If anyone says TFC > CS, then your brain is no smarter than rancid monkey feces. |
| #30 (...Blaze...)[76459] |
| 193.216.41.2 |
CS > all (xcept starcraft)
:-)
:-)
Damn you Bob, I'm gonna post a sc report now, after this it will get like a 2 or somthing ... maybe a 3 if Mark4 is in a good mood :-( |
| #31 Punck(theNewt)[76463] |
| nic-130-c229-131.new.rr.com |
Alt writing rocks. This is the first battlereport that i'm in which i didn't write so therefore it deserves a ten.
You fucking suck bob, you were supposed to say I'm God in Counter-Strike like you are God in Ethermoon forum. Not like I want to brag or anything, i'm 18 on that server...bob is 689 or something embarassing like that.
The T_Mac quote is the best although I do get him for free and my beastality from bobo. GJ bob, now make new one where I kill people and never die and you get spanked. |
| #32 Slip[76464] |
| cblmdm207-12-174-26.buckeye-express.com |
| CS 0wnz...and bob...one thing...i'd shove my m3 up your ass...cause shotties 0wn |
#33  [76466] |
| as530035.infocom.com |
muahahaha... this was just cool... 9
10 if it had lesbians.
Dref |
| #34 [76467] |
| 242695hfc82.tampabay.rr.com |
| hey, punck is a lesbian, or so i hear |
| #35 [76469] |
| as530035.infocom.com |
doh, too late, I already rated... :( "<i>folds of skin on a rhino's cock</i>" hahaha
Dref |
| #36 Sp|nE[76483] |
| dialup0323-pri.dialup3.voicenet.com |
| i didnt read it. but i'd have given it a 10 |
| #37 spookage/fiend[76493] |
| cache-1.spg.va.webcache.rcn.net |
haha you all suck, sc sucks, and you all suck at playing sc.
punck the newt is a gay faggot witch at the end let me die he after wards said "i wanted you to die" because i was making fun of his gay name.
oh and doom- if you ever "school" me in cs its when poa 3-0's me in sc (never)
good work bob ^^ we go round 2 later k? thnx gw |
| #38 CynicalMagician[76494] |
| proxy5.gvcl1.bc.home.com |
| Haha spine. |
| #39 ProtectorofAiur[76495] |
| SID.MIT.EDU |
| haha "never" |
| #40 HKRules[76501] |
| c319183.extern.lawrenceville.org |
Can you guys go look at FLS' battle report? THe one that has the huge comments on it?
Saw it? Petition Vegas to remove Fuckeye's comments. Please. |
| #41 HKRules[76503] |
| c319183.extern.lawrenceville.org |
By the way, refreshing and somewhat original br, Bobthe Newt. When will you be making another one?
8.897 |
| #42 [76504] |
| spider-tj032.proxy.aol.com |
| OMFG,FUCKING OWNAGE MAN,FUCKING OWNAGE |
| #43 Baxter-O'Bixby[76517] |
| dhcp-138-207.EECS.Berkeley.EDU |
| Woohoo! I haven't been to BR.com in ages, and when I return, I find a Bob the Newt BR! And on CS (which is a large part of the reason you haven't seen me on b.net in a while)! OWNAGE! |
| #44 TDM[76519] |
| ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com |
| HAHAHAH! Fooooooooled you! |
| #45 FPF-Mosez[76531] |
| h207-230-252-103.dccnet.com |
Great job bob =)
i'll look forward to beating you down some more so you'll always have fresh material ;) |
| #46 TwiGGy (mosez' bro)[76535] |
| h207-230-252-103.dccnet.com |
| lol, i hope i whoop yer butt bob =P |
| #47 Cearas[76538] |
| proxy-02.pe.iqnet.net.au |
| Nice. |
| #48 'Bengalaas'[76547] |
| 1Cust20.tnt2.reno.nv.da.uu.net |
Ugh, first person =[
good though |
| #49 Scarab[76552] |
| AC8129D9.ipt.aol.com |
| this made my excess fat go bing bing |
| #50 (DL)Spam[76556] |
| hst000003162um.kincannon.olemiss.edu |
| Dont listen to this BR, shotguns own. |
| #51 Punck[76559] |
| nic-130-c229-131.new.rr.com |
| spook, if you were good you would have let me die. |
| #52 [76562] |
| HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU |
hehehehehehehehehehe
<i>"what fag bought a shotgun why couldnt your drop me a good gun"</i> |
| #53 assram[76586] |
| 150.199.112.225 |
| you used "assrammed" heh heh heh |
| #54 SCV~007[76613] |
| t1o957p76.telia.com |
| sexy |
| #55 spookage/fiend[76639] |
| cache-1.spg.va.webcache.rcn.net |
| u suck mosez! me>u |
| #56 spookage/fiend[76640] |
| cache-1.spg.va.webcache.rcn.net |
| u suck too twiggy! |
| #57 Persian[76688] |
| cx532424-e.phnx1.az.home.com |
Hello, I haven't been here for several months so I was glad to see a report by someone I recognized, and even glader to see that person was Bob!. Way to go..I didn't read the report, because I don't play that game, but it looks great.
Now, I'd appreciate it if you'd respond to my instant messages sometimes Bobus. |
| #58 disgruntledape[76689] |
| dt050n3d.maine.rr.com |
| hi bob. |
| #59 [76694] |
| 242695hfc82.tampabay.rr.com |
wooo
yo pers
get on aim more! |
| #60 ChinksWithGuns[76732] |
| adsl-63-193-153-8.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net |
Bob, give me ip to the server.
Not bad, besides the fact that you suck royal balls at CS. I own you newbie.
I AM FUCKING GAY I AM FUCKING G
AY I AM FU
CKING
-Chinks |
| #61 fiend[76745] |
| cache-1.spg.va.webcache.rcn.net |
| bob whats yer aim name? |
| #62 [76779] |
| 242695hfc82.tampabay.rr.com |
haha spook, you're kinda slow
BobtheNewt
btw chinks you are fucking gay |
| #63 GammaRayBurst[76781] |
| dnai-216-15-61-236.cust.dnai.com |
Funny stuff. I've only played a few CS games with my friends, but I still enjoyed the report. Nice job.
-GRB |
| #64 Inssider[76784] |
| ool-18bf2e73.dyn.optonline.net |
Hey Bob,
fu,
and that was one of the first fun brs ive read in a while |
| #65 TheDarkOne[76835] |
| proxy.ocps.k12.fl.us |
nice report ^_^
one thing mp5 owns and so do shotguns
if you think mp5 is not accurate i will just have to rape you with it sometime |
| #66 UltraliskDrop[76890] |
| 64.208.113.249 |
yea CS rocks
Zalbag, were you ever a recruit for d-smiley? Just wondering
UltraliskDrop aka
YeTi :D |
| #67 [76893] |
| 242695hfc82.tampabay.rr.com |
| wtf i never said mp5 wasnt accurate you anuslick |
| #68 quadmaniac[76900] |
| spider-mtc-tf013.proxy.aol.com |
| frontline force > cs newbies |
| #69 TheDarkOne[76918] |
| proxy.ocps.k12.fl.us |
"I get the Steyr AUG, a lot more accurate than the mp5..."
i dissagree..... |
| #70 [76942] |
| 242695hfc82.tampabay.rr.com |
umm, its not really something you can disagree about
its like saying "ultralisks do more damage than vultures" "i disagree"
the crosshair is smaller, and that is its range of fire. with the zoom is gets even smaller. if you fire it at a low rof and aim for the head its practically a sniper rifle too |
| #71 Baxter-O'Bixby[76946] |
| adsl-63-195-119-107.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
I've never found the crosshair to be directly related to range of fire. The Aug, in my experience, is kinda inaccurate when zoomed out, even with its relatively smaller crosshair. At the same time, a gun like the Deagle has a huge crosshair but is dead-on accurate.
I could be wrong tho so don't mind me. |
| #72 [76951] |
| 242695hfc82.tampabay.rr.com |
| stand still and fire at a wall at any range, the bullets will always be within the crosshair |
| #73 Punck[76956] |
| nic-130-c229-131.new.rr.com |
Bob, don't be an idiot.
If you hold down the Steyer AUG fire on the bullets go all over the place.
MP5 is alot more accurate with the trigger held down.
The AUG is alot more accurate when you are bursting and sniping than an MP5 because with an MP5 you can't zoom and put the crosshairs directly on the head. |
| #74 Edge~TK[76969] |
| adsl-63-202-178-84.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
| that was kewl |
| #75 [76978] |
| 242695hfc82.tampabay.rr.com |
| yea so dont hold down fire you anus |
| #76 Cracky_The_Peon[76981] |
| pppxela02.xela.net.gt |
| Burst fire peeps. CS tries to be realistic, remember? You can't empty a clip into anything and be even remotely accurate. Pfft. Yo Bob - do a Front Line Force br and I'll sex you. Honest. |
| #77 Punck[76991] |
| nic-130-c229-131.new.rr.com |
Bob the Dumbass
<i>stand still and fire at a wall at any range, the bullets will always be within the crosshair<i>--
You said that. If I burst fire with any gun it will always end up within the crosshair. I assumed you meant holding the trigger then. |
| #78 Punck[76992] |
| nic-130-c229-131.new.rr.com |
| </i>prolly should close tag |
| #79 OuTSiDeR[77000] |
| cache-rk07.proxy.aol.com |
Omfg, 80th....god im the man
|
| #80 Cearas[77569] |
| proxy-02.pe.iqnet.net.au |
| Outsider, no, you suck. 81 owns. |
| #81 <font color = "blue"><b>theteckman</b></font>[77664] |
| dhcp-169-71-29-206.cf-res.cfu.net |
| Teck sucks. I own. #82 owns so :p |
| #82 Baxter-O'Bixby[78333] |
| adsl-63-195-119-107.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
Pff, 83 owns all your sorry asses.
Punck, when you hold down fire, the crosshairs expand outward, so Bob's not being self-contradictory at all. The expanding of the crosshairs is an indication that the accuracy is taking a nosedive.
Might guns be more accurate than their crosshairs suggest, tho? I'm still pretty sure that most pistols are reasonably accurate, even though they have wide crosshairs... |
| #83 Elendale[78363] |
| pppoe0164.lax.centurytel.net |
Ok, classic ratings:
funny+1
non-starcraft+1
counterstrike-5
total: -3
Gahhhh... CS==camping game. "Don't move"
-Elendale |
#84  [78530] |
| 11.crrg2.xdsl.nauticom.net |
Looking at the final score, I see it's similar in CS as TFC... some idiot always joins the team with more players, making it 8-6 or 10-8 or 4-2 or whatever.
My theory is that:
5% of the time, the teams were even and 2 people just left.
35% of the time, some newbie joins and goes on the team with more players.
60% of the time, a non-newbie who is just a total and complete asshole beyond description joins the team with more players to try to ensure his victory. These people are the scum of the earth and related to the people who couldn't punch holes in a ballot in Florida.
Anyway Bob, that report Roxored. Good job.
|
| #85 Findail[78711] |
| 1Cust171.tnt1.rome-utica.ny.da.uu.net |
hey i have cs i wanna play sc ppl
some one respond to this doom- i got it like you told me too
i am a good fin
report ownz
-Findail
|
| #86 Cearas[79171] |
| proxy-02.pe.iqnet.net.au |
| I wish my internet connection didnt suck so much. I could be playing with you bitches. |
| #87 SuperGeneral / Algernon[79391] |
| cr732571-a.pr1.on.wave.home.com |
| OMG, cause of this BR I went out and bought HL... see ya on the ICW server |
| #88 S!aVe[81568] |
| burr8.uwsp.edu |
| CS rulz |
| #89 PS[81569] |
| burr8.uwsp.edu |
| CS isn't a camping game, just don't play seige if u don't like camping |
| #90 DoneGetter_Vede[81971] |
| dock09-00-06.ner.pangea.ca |
| Damn, I LOVE sniping in Siege! I just get my Steyr Scout and set mmyself up in the tower of love in the CT base....omfg, i'm gay :D |
| #91 WarLeaderJustin[86774] |
| adsl-64-171-76-248.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net |
| While I don't like bob that much, I have to say, this fucking owned. |
| #92 Cearas[87923] |
| cache00.syd.optusnet.com.au |
| =]] |
| #93 archon6[88064] |
| sc-66-27-186-128.socal.rr.com |
| damn dis is like my 10th time reading dis. dis truly truly owned... 3/19/01 |
| #94 stonecoldnewbie[102791] |
| 24.245.65.200 |
word!
i had 80th and im taking 95th too, mother fuckers!
yeah its 10/02/01 ;o |
| #95 ironlung[102954] |
| 209.248.80.110 |
this still owns
11/7/01 |
| #96 John[103044] |
| adsl-63-202-177-182.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
| LOL the who bought the fucking shotgun thing was hella funny btw, last right :) |
| #97 stonecoldnewbie[106067] |
| 24.245.64.22 |
;)
|
| #98 {CK}KiLLErS[106368] |
| okc-65-26-229-29.mmcable.com |
was up
|
| #99 stonecoldnewbie[110604] |
| nic-245-c64-22.mn.mediaone.net |
...and i snag comment 100
congratufuckinglations to me. |
| #100 mistears[113007] |
| sc-24-31-40-154.socal.rr.com |
im mosez.
welcome to2002 |
| #101 UltimateFire[113455] |
| spider-ntc-td072.proxy.aol.com |
Eh, I miss Bob...even though I've never seen him...or talked to him...or anything...
yea, 2002 is tight, aint it? |
| #102 stonecoldnewbie[119825] |
| c-24-245-66-207.mn.client2.attbi.com |
i read this report like once every 3 months ;|
halp meh zilaes~
yomsain <3 lols 6/17/02 |
| #103 Twip[129011] |
| adsl-67-39-64-125.dsl.wotnoh.ameritech.net |
| I love this BR |
| #104 stonecoldnewbie[129077] |
| c-24-245-64-84.mn.client2.attbi.com |
| yo |
| #105 scn[135694] |
| c-24-118-250-248.mn.client2.attbi.com |
help
its 2003 |
| #106 shola ola the dude from ishrabola[135900] |
| supercache.qualitynet.net |
sup dawgs
this is rash clash coming from and1 mix tape peace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its stupid
|
| #107 [149923] |
| adsl-68-123-111-61.dsl.scrm01.pacbell.net |
awp owns unless some else is using it
|
| #108 wakiki[155057] |
| cable-68-113-117-177.mtv.al.charter.com |
| Last. |
| #109 Desert Demon[155073] |
| user-0ce2kjf.cable.mindspring.com |
Give it up, wak.
And write a report plz. |
| #110 [155079] |
| cable-68-113-117-177.mtv.al.charter.com |
Wtf?! Fool!
Last. |
| #111 wakiki[155081] |
| cable-68-113-117-177.mtv.al.charter.com |
| That was me by the way. |
| #112 Desert Demon[155091] |
| user-0ce2kjf.cable.mindspring.com |
| At least try to take last on *my* BRs :P |
| #113 maareek[155092] |
| mblt-ab033.gtcom.net |
| Um, yeah, I have to agree with DD, at least try to get last on *my* brs plz. |
| #114 Dibbler[155519] |
| 194.151.4.99 |
| You guys are pathetic |
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