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"They denied LORD ZOD'S DOCKING REQUEST!! I WILL KILL THEM!!! KILL THEM AAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!"
- EldritchEvil's A Journey Into the Stars




#1 OuTSiDeR[77293]
spider-ta033.proxy.aol.com
Ummm..Right....
#2 CKane[77305]
c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com
WTF does 'prod' mean
#3 CKane[77306]
c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com
WTF does 'prod' mean
#4 CKane[77307]
c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com
ehh crap
#5 Tipso[77308]
cr577363-a.poco1.bc.wave.home.com
I think he meant proud. prod= proud.
#6 LuckyNewbie:P[77311]
user-33qto79.dialup.mindspring.com
7v1 comp on bgh where ppl backstab and its terran vs terran with a large amount of marines.

10

#7 mattkid[77319]
00-60-97-d5-1d-d0.bconnected.net
I agree with luckynewbie




:)




#8 afkfubar[77320]
cr577363-a.poco1.bc.wave.home.com
Heh... This is my first battle report so it's quite sloppy.
With chirstmas break coming, I hope to play a few more games and hopefully write better reports in the coming weeks.

Just a note. Backstabbing is not what I do really, and in my mind, it wasn't unprovoked either. It was one of those split second decisions I made early on when I decided to try my luck and I had to carry it trough. I had no animosity against the other two players. Peoples was the one who really got on my never :(






#9 Cearas[77324]
proxy-02.pe.iqnet.net.au
Pics = nice, get lots of screenshots. Eye candy owns.

HTML also owns, IMHO I think pics look better in the report than as a "Battle Shots" section.

#10 DrAwesome[77340]
208.6.90.4
www.scbackstab.com
try posting this there where people will care and congratulate you




#11 [77366]
as530089.infocom.com
You joined a 7v1 SCV rush game and then you didn't rush your SCVs. Would it not follow that the other players would expect you to help out with your SCVs instead of building bunkers in your base? If I had been in that game (God forbid), I would have suspected you of backstabbing even before you took off vision.

Plus, I don't think its any great accomplishment when you were the only player doing any money/economy building for the first 2-3 minutes of the game. In those circumstances you could easily outproduce three players by 5 to 6 times (or more). Given the time frame, it is quite simple for any competent player to take the other three players out.

And finally, if you're going to do an SCV rush, why the heck do you need to play on a BGH map with <i>four</i> vespian geysers at each start? But I guess that's a question for the person who created the game.. :P

Anyway, I didn't really find this to be all that entertaining, so I'll go with a 3 here. You seem to have a pretty good writing style though and it'd be interesting to see you take a shot at reporting a real game.

Cheers,
Dref








#12 Blackadder[77390]
hvachovsky.i001.law.columbia.edu
I would say something really sarcastic but i am affraid you are too stupid to get it so i will be straight.

This is by far the most pathetic report that i have seen here yet. Now i dont like to flame brs because i dont write any and i know people spend a lot of effort writing them, but this one just takes the cake. I do not feel bad flaming this one because it is better off not existing.

First of all a 7 versus 1 comp stomp battle report is pointless unless you are trying to be funny.

But bring a 7v1 comp newbie fest is nothing compared to your next offense.

Your next offense is that you back stabbed. Back stabbing is largely done by losers with inferiority complexes and i really dont like it.

Yet that offense is nothing compared to your next offense. You could not using a full economy and 12 marines quickly defeat 3 people that had a maximum of 5 scvs each ( a total of 15 scvs !!!) and were allied to you. I mean how hard it is to just march your marines around and kill all scvs ??? And at the same time you used such phrases as "strategic information" etc. pretending that you know what you are doing. You are not fooling anyone. But it is kind of funny to read of your strategic battle plans. Oh yeah and why do you make firebats against bunkers and marines?

But your biggest offense one that far outstrips your other ones and makes me flame you is that you think we the readers of your report are stupid. You think that we will believe your explanation why you backstabbed. You joined an scv rush game, but you didnt rush because you wanted to build more scvs, and you wanted some money in case you had to rebuild (like in case the comp was winning that 7v 1). And then you made bunkers just in case, and then you rightfully decided to backstab coz your teamates were mean to you. BULLSHIT. Anyone who has been on bnet for 2 days and has a half a brain would know that you were planning to backstab from the beginning, u little ho. And to float that ridiculous story is such a an insult to my intelligence that .... i have no choice but to flame you.


there you are flamed


#13 Sexy^Orangutang[77395]
ACA1017D.ipt.aol.com
hahahahahaha owned cubed
#14 Zalbag[77408]
chi-tgn-gjg-vty141.as.wcom.net
sweet jeebus, adder calm down.
afkfubar, as u prolly know now, ppl dont like to see 7v1 comp stomps unless u make it really funny. but hey, its obvious you spent some time on it and thats pretty much all that matters. If some people dont like, who cares? all that matters is that if u liked doing this then do more(but hopefully of real games), then you will start to get better ratings.

All the Best,
Zal
#15 MourningWood[77417]
fw2.sd.intuit.com
3

The only thing that saved you from a lower score was your writing style.
#16 tontochico[77455]
a24b25n229client89.hawaii.rr.com
homo homo homo. done.
#17 TH-LittleBro[77606]
164.106.181.202
Dude, a word to the wise. Don't BR your boredom games. You play worse in those and people don't enjoy them (at least it seems that way to me). BR a real game and come back :)

-LittleBro



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