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-Heartcutter




#1 1st[77289]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
Slings
#2 CynicalMagician[77290]
px4cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
What lies around the next corner? Is it scary? Is it pornographic? You'll never know, unless you read on in the Shared Manifesto of War! Next issue will be out within the week.
-CM
#3 Falcon[77292]
px2he.ss.wave.shaw.ca
yeah im in top ten! im 3rd!and on CM report
#4 Falcon[77294]
px3he.ss.wave.shaw.ca
ownage nothing but ownage, of course.
#5 OuTSiDeR[77295]
spider-ta033.proxy.aol.com
Damn, this is some good shit. How can a br be entertaining and arousing at the same time....i do not know. 8.0
#6 +AnathemA+[77301]
phnxdslgw9poolC231.phnx.uswest.net
again, i like cm
#7 LuckyNewbie:P[77302]
user-33qto79.dialup.mindspring.com
ROTFL... that intro rules when "fully viewed"

oh ya, that arbiter attack thingy was funny as hell...

poas mom.. lol



#8 Napoleic[77303]
van3d13.dial.uniserve.ca
Too many funny things to compliment you on individually. Suffice to say it all owned. Almost as good as that newbie bashing report by The..Scarab a while back. God thinking of that still cracks me up =)... so take it as a good thing!
#9 -Dark~Blade-[77304]
1Cust147.tnt3.provo.ut.da.uu.net
#9
im not a gaybe that says "1st" but that was weird
Arbiters suck
u didnt you go scouts? that is way more gosu!!!!!

-Dark~Blade-




#10 GeNOciDaL[77309]
tnt01-230-173.kcnet.org
ok il never use arbiter fer attack .... no that i would but anyway good report and a lesson to all the not so smart people
Arbiters arent fer attackin
#11 Do'h, cant remember my name[77310]
c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com
but I have struck again!

<SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript">alert ('Last time, I promise');</SCRIPT>

#12 awe 6[77313]
proxy3-external.pinol1.sfba.home.com
the marxist wind-up teddy bear really sells this one...10! and the snl celeb jeopardy quote...the ownage cant radiate from it fast enough, it piles up on itself! :)
#13 [ScV][77314]
203.53.188.78
So, tech to arbiter, get recall, then spend all available supply on drones and open a can of whoopass, Mark4 style
#14 MATTKID[77315]
00-60-97-d5-1d-d0.bconnected.net
last reprot you said the next report would be in a week.

You posted 1 day forward?





hmmmm







#15 Digitly[77316]
138.86.151.7
lololol......the "marx owns" teddybear was killer!! good report

~Digi

#16 WilliamWC3[77317]
128.252.112.83
"Entire clans revolve around the humiliation of a KBK great"

hilarious. CM, you own.

#17 Shepherd[77318]
res104a-013.rh.rit.edu
ROTFL!!!!!

This certainly reminds me of Drefsab's BGH reports. . .

#18 Cearas[77323]
proxy-02.pe.iqnet.net.au
hehe.
#19 Zindelin[77327]
192.36.37.64
You write in a funny way :)
#20 SlingsNArrows[77331]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
Good, what's an arbiter?

You may be the first to mock Mrs. POA and live - but I doubt it ^o^
#21 (...Blaze...)[77336]
mp-37-20.daxnet.no
ownage ...
#22 DrAwesome[77339]
208.6.90.4
I laughed my ass off CM, but it wasn't cuz of the concept of an arbiter rush, or even you playing on shared bases. It was the great writing that kept me laughing throughout the whole report. Also, the captions on the images "note the owning going on here" lol

gj
9
#23 Wangsonn[77341]
adsl-78-164-41.gsp.bellsouth.net
rofl alt tex roxed
#24 WickedPirate[77342]
pm211.osg.net
Haha your long ass name is making the normal reports box bigger than the gold reports
#25 znzf[77343]
24.65.81.66.on.wave.home.com
last one good
your normal reports (are they ever normal?) are a lot better

my opinion of course..
#26 TDM[77344]
ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
Gosu like Magician.

-The Drone Miester
#27 SluggyTheZealot[77348]
AC847B08.ipt.aol.com
You had me in suspence of what the anti rush system was going to be. Nice.
#28 Fractal_Wave[77349]
h24-65-12-158.gv.shawcable.net
This series is going to climax with

a) pictures of t_mac naked
b) a real report?
c) a Really Cool Signature Animated Gif
d) All of the above!

This is good stuff Cynical.

All the best,
Fractal_Wave
#29 King_[LSRS-13][77352]
c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com
This kinda reminded me of Dref's bgh series. Arbiters. Oh well, nicely done. And i'm guessing maybe Dref's either bringing back the series, or letting you have it....I'm only guessing though.
#30 ~Psi-Channeler~[77353]
155.norfolk-08-09rs16rt.va.dial-access.att.net
Heh, nice. Actually read this one...
Aren't arbiters great?! I just love arbiters! Couple arbs and some corsairs with gayweb, and you ready to recall large, ominous armies right up your opponent's ass!

Later,
Psi
(Sig=ownageX2)
#31 ~vilator~[77357]
33.121.108.rrcentralflorida.cfl.rr.com
CNYICAL MAGICIAN IS MY FAVORITE BR. KEEP MAKING LOTS MORE PLEASE I LOOOOVE READING YOUR REPORTS. YOU ROCK!!!

GO CM!!!!


CNYICAL MAGICIAN IS MY FAVORITE BR. KEEP MAKING LOTS MORE PLEASE I LOOOOVE READING YOUR REPORTS. YOU ROCK!!!

GO CM!!!!


CNYICAL MAGICIAN IS MY FAVORITE BR. KEEP MAKING LOTS MORE PLEASE I LOOOOVE READING YOUR REPORTS. YOU ROCK!!!

GO CM!!!!


CNYICAL MAGICIAN IS MY FAVORITE BR. KEEP MAKING LOTS MORE PLEASE I LOOOOVE READING YOUR REPORTS. YOU ROCK!!!

GO CM!!!!


CNYICAL MAGICIAN IS MY FAVORITE BR. KEEP MAKING LOTS MORE PLEASE I LOOOOVE READING YOUR REPORTS. YOU ROCK!!!

GO CM!!!!
#32 SCV~007[77360]
t6o57p49.telia.com
What ~vilator~ said.
#33 livingexception[77362]
spider-wa014.proxy.aol.com
All Arbiter Assault.......not even aginst BGH newbs. Ever. That's just ballsy beyond all imagination. Otherwise, it was ok, not as good as last one tho. 6.

LE
#34 shockwave[77364]
exchange1.sensable.com
LOL Next time build more cannons (seriously) ;-).
#35 ComradeChris[77370]
spider-wm024.proxy.aol.com
Very funny, although you must take Communism more seriously. Onward Marxism-Leninism!
#36 WhiteLancer[77377]
64-66-194-173.stkn.dial.netzero.com
Screw Communist Russian cept under Stalin... Give me imperial russia, an old fashioned imperial government with nuclear arsenal! NUCLEAR WINTER!
#37 S!aVe[77378]
burr1.uwsp.edu
Awsome 8) that Cannon Circle of DEATH was ... Awsome 8)
#38 livingexception[77387]
spider-wm014.proxy.aol.com
Dref likes to plug his reports. I didn't have to look at the date to tell it was old: the fact it got 2 8's and a 7 was enough.
#39 Zalbag[77392]
chi-tgn-gvs-vty131.as.wcom.net
i agree that arbiters suck. Great BR. you shoulda gone scouts and owned them like other people you own with scouts ;[
none the less, GJ!
#40 Kaz[77401]
HSE-London-ppp195927.sympatico.ca
The climax will be Commie Teddy Bear doing 3v3 of nher's playing shared bases.
#41 the end strat was cool[77444]
ool-18bf2e73.dyn.optonline.net


#42 Wisest~Yoda[77503]
pm3-1-151.boscobel.mwt.net
haha i missed the first one but this is pretty coo shit
ah well i cya later man and are u an scarab gonna do the me vs kane br... even tho game suxed ian all i dont care if u do or whatever.. but are u? ghahaha cool i make no sense =o
LATER
YODA
#43 IceShadow[77625]
fam270-teachers.music.uwm.edu
Damn...this is only an 8? Man...I don't think I could ever do something with this sense of humor. The bar must've raised severely since I last wrote any BR's...I think it'd be best for my lifetime rating if I didn't do any more, since anything I write now would have to be a 6 or less by these new standards.

I.O.W: I think this report deserves higher. Ah well...

IceShadow
#44 StyxxA[77672]
195.94.222.1

THIS IS JUST SICK, SICK, SICK!

And it makes me vomit all around.

Remind me to oil you never again.
#45 Cearas[77886]
proxy-02.pe.iqnet.net.au
haha.



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