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"It's really a historical moment in my life, this game; I feel strongly that it has altered the course of my intelligence flow for good. Brooke, who is the aforementioned village idiot, took her first turn with pride. She placed down three letters - A, W, T, following an N, which spells 'NAWT.'"
-Mattzarella




#1 Onanist2k[77566]
193.215.40.170
1st ownage | get a life??
#2 [77567]
dialupV133.mpls.uswest.net
I have seen this somewere elce about a year ago, on some warhammer 40k page.

the prologe it funny though

#3 Cearas[77570]
proxy-02.pe.iqnet.net.au
"last report with this name"

Errrr, more like first with this name, GW sounding like an idiot.

#4 Cearas[77572]
proxy-02.pe.iqnet.net.au
ohhh f*ck me up, down and sideways. My mistake, ignore me now bye bye.
#5 MourningWood[77579]
fw8.intuit.com
It's Warhammer <b>40,000</b>, not Warhammer 4000.

The Wood

#6 HKRules[77583]
c319175.extern.lawrenceville.org
Ditto


The Rule-r


#7 Y-bolbuster[77592]
ncasse01.telenet-ops.be
Sorry for that
#8 King_[LSRS-13][77593]
c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com
Last one on this name? Damn, I was hoping it to be the last one period.
#9 DivvyO[77603]
adsl-64-160-26-110.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
You know what's a fun word? Boner.

Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner. BONER<i>!!</i>

This report, it made me feel kinda funny. So I felt like <a href="http://vagina.rotten.com/penis/bouquet.jpg">saying it with penis</a>.

I had more HTML in this comment than this kid had SC references in his SC report ;D





#10 CKane[77609]
c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com
Dammit, what happened to my newbie faces of doom?
#11 Arazel22[77615]
spider-wc054.proxy.aol.com
WTF!

Everyone knows Dark Angels own! How could you BR them losing to Space Wolves!
40K report: +8
Dark Angels Losing: -27394872934872



#12 [77728]
as530057.infocom.com
What? The writing wasn't too bad but... what?

3

Dref

P.S. Did you copy and paste this from somewhere? If so, 1.





#13 Y-bolbuster[77850]
nchobo03.telenet-ops.be
If you want to know: I AM THE GUY WHO WROTE IT! HONESTLY!
#14 DivvyO[77853]
162.119.232.100
If you were the one that wrote it then update the warhammer section of your homepage. Then I will stand corrected.

"Last updated December 1999"




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