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#1 ProtectorofAiur[78003]
SID.MIT.EDU
first z:[
#2 CynicalMagician[78004]
px4cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
The only thing more confusing than the task of putting on pants is girls. Toodle-oo!
-CynicalMagician
#3 Sexy^Orangutang[78005]
c1256320-a.stcla1.sfba.home.com
3rd


gotta read....


#4 Sexy^Orangutang[78006]
24.20.83.5
k, read it. it owned.
Really funny parts:
The stuff about the guy being high.
the thing about poa and flowers or something (cant remember)
the last game
the last pic


weeeeee 9







#5 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[78007]
216.66.147.151
gjgjgjgjgjgjgjgjgjgjgjgjgj
#6 [ScV][78008]
203.53.188.78
"Often I like to piss in a bottle and keep it in the fridge for later" - or so I once heard from a strung out dirty raver

Good to Go

ScV





#7 CraX[78009]
12.21.211.200
thats some funny shit man...
#8 Melvinator[78010]
24.176.199.9
I'm in love with this series... and you Cyn! *smooch*
#9 Fractal_Wave[78011]
24.65.12.158
??

My memory musy being going. I would swear that I dropped during that scv war, and didn't have time to lose it

Sexy report though


All the best,
Fractal_Wave







#10 random average player[78019]
dialup-209.244.137.89.Providence1.Level3.net
this report=ownage gj
#11 CynicalMagician[78020]
proxy5.gvcl1.bc.home.com
Maybe you did Frac. I don't know. I just remember checking on you and seeing a single tear on your cheek and 3 scvs left..
#12 CKane[78023]
c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com
Volume 2?
#13 Axegrinder01[78026]
healtheast.org
LOL. I will have to go back and read your other reports. Like the communist theme, lol. Who will win stalin or lenin? :)
Peace
Axe
My score is a 8.8 and two thumbs up!!


#14 LuckyNewbie:P[78032]
user-33qtpop.dialup.mindspring.com
Rotfl, 10 for the end picture alone
#15 S!aVe[78033]
burr7.uwsp.edu
8)
#16 KoolManBloke[78035]
AC86E9B5.ipt.aol.com
Karl Marks grave is just anuther comunist plot :)
good BR.
Peace 2 hamsters.
P.S. cant spell.
Joy
#17 Templar569[78036]
168.168.234.198
The animated gif of great Communists of the past boxing . . . damn sexy.
#18 [SJ]Blaze[78037]
mp-217-202-249.daxnet.no
wheeee a report with Slayer Jokes in it!

I'll give it a 10 because of the Slayer Joke alone. But then the report in itself was superb too, so we are talking way better than a 10 here. You own Comunist!
#19 OuTSiDeR[78040]
spider-wj062.proxy.aol.com
omg, cm you own...from now on everyone just write reports about shared bases, bgh etc plz.

9
#20 Phobos_ColZ[78041]
spider-wg071.proxy.aol.com
That was hilarious, especially the part about drugs affecting playing. One has to wonder, however, how anyone can lose with 25 hatcheries and all tech. Being from Russia, I can tell you that after that end pic, if you were ever thinking about going to Russia, don't. You'll be tarred, feathered, egged, and wound-up. Make more plz. 9 for originality + hilarity.

As ever,
Phobos_ColZ
#21 DrAwesome[78043]
PPP-155-57.va.sprint-hsd.net
ahahaha these are hilarious CM gj.


B.T.W. Bubble Bobble owns all


9
DrAwesome
#22 Pimp_Wave[78045]
spider-tm051.proxy.aol.com
I never thought to use my partners' drug induced states' to my advantage. Good idea.

oh and 23rd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#23 WhiteLancer[78053]
67-133.018.popsite.net
Hey CM next do a series on MTg, i'll be happy to own all the former "pros" of nohunters ;)
#24 awe 6[78068]
proxy3-external.pinol1.sfba.home.com
what poker-faces! those two communist leaders are beating the crap out of each other, and they are so determined, they dont even notice it! oh, and the report was excellent too, 10.
#25 badtz_maru[78069]
barry-asy-20.rutgers.edu
good report
but i got lost on second game
funni communist bout
#26 [78095]
as530055.infocom.com
hahaha, bubble bobble owns, so does Fractal's quote, "<i>They must be strung out ravers</i>",
so does your report.

8

Cheers,
Dref
#27 Rogue[78096]
160.133.206.19
all was good my man, except for the stupidass ignorance joke... bitch, you know my feelings and my role on it all, so I'll save it all for the time when I get home... 1.5 days! Then I'll be back on line, well online in 5.5, but who cares, I'll be back online to beat the living hell out of you with my ignorant ass. =) I'll ICQ you or email ya when I get home cyn, good work.

Rogue
#28 randomguy[78249]
proxy1-external.wlfdle1.on.home.com
Very Nice.
#29 ComradeChris[78815]
spider-tp083.proxy.aol.com
Good funny report, but as always, Marxism-Leninism needs to be treated with the utmost of respect. Aside from this sacriledge, hilarious :)
#30 ComradeChris[78816]
spider-tp083.proxy.aol.com
Good funny report, but as always, Marxism-Leninism needs to be treated with the utmost of respect. Aside from this sacriledge, hilarious :)
#31 ^Nuitari^[79037]
1Cust55.tnt4.nashua.nh.da.uu.net
bubble bobble kicks ass.
#32 Spuzz[82124]
jfsn-01-222.dialup.netins.net
Hahaha, great report, I'm glad I finally got around to reading it :o

But for future reference, you just gotta give us warning for things like "THE RACE MUST BE PURIFIED!" Jeez, I laughed so hard at that one, I choked on my own spit and it really <i>really</i> hurt.

Keep it up

Spuzz
1/28/01



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