| #1 teck.lika.hore[78844] |
| cx190935-a.dnpt1.occa.home.com |
Whew... there we go. That took longer than expected, but everything looks to be working and its actually a good size for 800x600-ers. Enjoy! All I can say is that if WilliamWC3 or Breeze or someone amazing like that posts after me, I'll sue. j/k
teck
ooh what did i do wrong with FILEREAD? oh well :P |
| #2 GoaTZiLLa![78847] |
| adsl-dynamic5-189.cleveland.oh.ameritech.net |
| 1st non author |
| #3 ~Psi-Channeler~[78848] |
| 89.pittsburgh-05rs-pa-norfolk-15rs.va.dial-access.att.net |
| Nice. Can I be in one of those games? I want the prize... |
| #4 ~Psi-Channeler~[78850] |
| 89.pittsburgh-05rs-pa-norfolk-15rs.va.dial-access.att.net |
| Reno rofl |
| #5 LuckyNewbie:P[78851] |
| user-33qtp4m.dialup.mindspring.com |
| It might be my slow ass connection timing out on me... but is that black text on a black background... or am i missing a background pic? |
| #6 LuckyNewbie:P[78854] |
| user-33qtp4m.dialup.mindspring.com |
Hmm... this is a bit hard to rate. Its pretty obvious you spent a lot of time on this... the pictures, alt text and narration were pretty good, but the overall concept just didn't have that 'spark', i mean... who wants to observe a game where people place an unhealthy amount of defence nowhere near their choke? It was a good report tho... u made me laugh quite a few times, and tho the black text on black back was annoying after the first few games, it happens to the best of us sometimes ;).
9
~LuckyNewbie:P
ps. the flash ruled ;0 |
| #7 LuckyNewbie:P[78855] |
| user-33qtp4m.dialup.mindspring.com |
ROTFL
<i>"Zerglings are spawned, but they join their brethren in Zergling Hell (a place not dissimilar to an Alannis Morrisette concert)."</i> |
| #8 DrAwesome[78856] |
| spider-mtc-tg072.proxy.aol.com |
Great pics, hilarious writing, flash.. . one would think you would get an auto 9 or 10. Then they look at the games. No amount of anything can make up for games like these. You did too much work for someting that just didn't make an interesting read.
Do everything again for a real, interesting, close game, and I'm 100% sure your rating would jump. Other than the game choices, this was spectacular. (also, make those LT maps smaller. Most people know what it looks like and its just a dl time waste)
I give it a 6-7
DrAwesome |
| #9 LuckyNewbie:P[78857] |
| user-33qtp4m.dialup.mindspring.com |
| :O quit being so anal Dr. ;), this doesn't deserve a 6 |
| #10 Guy Montag[78858] |
| 192.195.229.210 |
| This was funny. FUNYY FUNFY FUNY !~~ i likee. |
| #11 WarLeaderJustin[78859] |
| spider-tn031.proxy.aol.com |
| Chock full of wit, humor, and above all, newbie-bashing goodness. I applaud you for carrying the concept of Medic Porn Pubbie Games so high. A solid 9. |
| #12 livingexception[78861] |
| spider-wn084.proxy.aol.com |
Damn, those were some funny ass games. Maybe we'll do another one after WANG/WANG comes out (I promise, I WILL FINISH IT!). You oughtta get a nice rating on it.
LE |
| #13 DrAwesome[78862] |
| spider-wb063.proxy.aol.com |
yeah, yeah it was really funny. I'll change my score to a 8-9. =o but I still woulda preferred real games.
8-9
DrAwesome |
| #14 LuckyNewbie:P[78863] |
| user-33qtp4m.dialup.mindspring.com |
| Tip for future: text color="xxxxx" tags dont work inside the table tag, just make your own (font color="white") tag at the beginging |
| #15 Falcon[78864] |
| px1he.ss.wave.shaw.ca |
| am I amazing? can I post after you? |
| #16 teck.lika.hore[78869] |
| cx190935-a.dnpt1.occa.home.com |
Hmm... did everyone get that shitty black text on black background? Cuz it looks fine and white text for me... maybe if i change the html, the FILEREAD thing will fix it. Let me see what I can do. And about the game quality, of course the games were bad, that was the point. The report's focus was just watching how bad newbies play. I write report on good game eventually, I have all of time. :P
teck |
| #17 WarLeaderJustin[78870] |
| spider-tn064.proxy.aol.com |
| Teck- When I first tried to view the report, all I kept seeing was a black screen. No matter how long I waited. I had to reload about 4-5 times for the real report to show up. Weird... btw, ownage to the ^10th degree. |
| #18 GoaTZiLLa![78872] |
| adsl-dynamic5-189.cleveland.oh.ameritech.net |
| I was the first to view and it worked fine for me |
| #19 Normandy-1944[78891] |
| spider-tn083.proxy.aol.com |
OMG DUDE THAT RULED. 10,easy!
The alt-texts, text it self, and pics all OWNED. HAHA.
(On a strange note, that gif of Janet Reno...froze my comp. Yet another attempt by Janet Reno to sensor games.haha) |
| #20 Cidolfas[78893] |
| ool-18bc4e6c.dyn.optonline.net |
| hello |
| #21 Wisest~Yoda[78900] |
| pm3-1-142.boscobel.mwt.net |
| hmph text was too friggin small so i didnt read |
#22  [78917] |
| zmapxypro04-b.zma.compaq.com |
Wow this was good, not only will I give you a 9, but I'll post a link to this in the forum, you deserve some ppl to view this. GREAT JOB!!!!!
9
Fox |
| #23 LuckyNewbie:P[78923] |
| user-33qtp1p.dialup.mindspring.com |
| Har Har! LuckyNewbie's Guess is right again!!! |
#24  [78937] |
| 653234hfc145.tampabay.rr.com |
| im not reading anything with a "priceless parady" |
| #25 mlylecarlin[78939] |
| adsl-64-216-18-165.dsl.snantx.swbell.net |
Great report, except for 1 thing:
FuSoYa (the name of one of the players in the last game) is SUPPOSED to be in alternating caps. It's the name of a character in Final Fantasy 2 (FF4 easytype), purposefully spelled that way. You are a dumbass. Or maybe an FF newb. Saaad.
mlylecarlin |
| #26 teck.lika.hore[78941] |
| cx190935-a.dnpt1.occa.home.com |
hmm 25 people... boo me
bob - fine with me; btw its 'parody'
mlyle - ok i stand corrected, but last time i play FF2 was hmm like 10 years ago
teck |
| #27 BUU[78945] |
| 210.149.140.125 |
#1. Newbs are just puuuuuuure ownage... next time you need to get some of the nohunters ppl to smurf in them.. esp bobo... that would be awesome! (i assult your base with my mighty fleet of....60 DEVOURERS!! ;) eheh dreffie)
#2. ff2?? whats that again?? oh wait... i think im remembering soomething...something... invovling big heads and little tiny pixelated bodies.. uh.. yeah! |
| #28 [LoR]-Punisher[78957] |
| 202.156.0.2 |
| Small fonts.= |
| #29 Stacrafty[78958] |
| cf3k-3.paradise.net.nz |
yes very annoying to read.. man i just can beleive how newbie some ppl are. running in to lurkers with infantry is like crossing the road without looking and getting run over by a bus....
good report.. (9)
and when there's no games you actually run the risk of being paired with people like this if u join a pub game... eek! |
| #30 badtz_maru[78967] |
| barry-asy-84.rutgers.edu |
eat it reno style
oh shhit i hate this damn enter key
good report flash took fuxin forever though
but worth it
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| #31 KaZ![78969] |
| HSE-London-ppp208167.sympatico.ca |
I remember when I used to play like that.
*** Thinks back to yesterday ***
Ahhh, those were good times. |
| #32 Prester John[78981] |
| 137.187.49.135 |
| Funny stuff. I especially liked the hydras with trash bags, dreaming wistfully of a nydus canal. |
| #33 CraX[79015] |
| dialups-351.palmer.mtaonline.net |
heh funny stuff.. and just for refrence.. where do get the medic porn? its for reasearch i assure u!
CraX
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| #34 {ST}EerieGlow[79026] |
| d195-xa105h2-toro-pdi.attcanada.net |
This was one of the fucking funniest shit I've read in the longest time. It was exceptionally witty, and thus invariably delightful to read.
Im with the above reader, where can you get medic porn *cough* STRICTLY for research purposes.
Also I have a crappy computer, (pentium 60 MHz aka half my weight in cr*p without the smell), but when i get a new one, in about 1 week (950 MHz Thunderbird, 256 Ram, 40.5 Gig HD, yata yata yata) I will be very interested in making battle report(s), as I'm sure i have the skill and wit to make insightful reports. The point is, I'm curious what techniques do you use to add in all the extra pictures and animations. For example, i konw # 1 you take screen shots, but what programs do you use to actually make some good graphics and what program do you use for the animations. I know there are many programs that allow you to do this but can you just tell me what is commonly used and accessible for free. I dont imagine you use microsoft paint.
LMAO - very good report.
{ST}EerieGlow
"Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember a time when the air was clean and sex was dirty"
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| #35 [79039] |
| 653234hfc145.tampabay.rr.com |
| wow correcting spelling, well not like i thought you were any better |
| #36 teck.lika.hore[79040] |
| cx190935-a.dnpt1.occa.home.com |
crax - a dirty little troll axethrower comes by my house once a year to give me my video-game pornography (ie lara croft, medics, etc). 'I got ass for you!' j/k :P
eerie - i used photoshop completely throughout the report, its definitely my favorite program, although i haven't used paintshop pro much, and ms paint is just paint :P. Animations I use UReal Gif Animator, and flash, of course, uses Macromedia Flash 5. You can get a demo 30-day trial off their site, www.macromedia.com.
bob - *sigh* If you don't have anything constructive to say as a rater then please refrain from commenting on my report. If you want to flame me, there's a big open forum just itching for another long thread of insults and repeated derogatory comments. The comments section is for comments on my report, not your personal differences with the writer.
teck
aka Comment.lika.hore
teck |
| #37 teck.lika.hore[79041] |
| cx190935-a.dnpt1.occa.home.com |
| ooh... repeat.my.name.lika.hore... oops |
| #38 {ST}EerieGlow[79095] |
| d195-xa105h2-toro-pdi.attcanada.net |
| Thanx teck. That was fast! |
| #39 -GrappleM1-[79102] |
| spider-mtc-tc053.proxy.aol.com |
THAT WAS GODAMN FUNNY!!!!!!!SO FUNNY. THAT PIC..HAHAHAHAHAHA
KILL UP THE GOOD WORK MAN. HAHAHHAHA. SO FUNNY... |
| #40 FuBACCA[79198] |
| sc-24-165-83-167.socal.rr.com |
<html>
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T</h1>
<h4>
he</h4>
<h1>
H</h1>
<h4>ahahaha</h4> |
#41  [79293] |
| 208.196.35.239 |
"<i>the javascript in the map</i>"
"<i>I didn't mean to leave so fast but I was trying to type when it came up</i>"
hahahahahahhaa<i>!</i>
This was fuxing hilarious<i>!</i>
Nice flash too... 10
Dref |
| #42 [79294] |
| 208.196.35.239 |
Oops, one more thing. Text was too small. I had to bump my browser text size up to "larger" to read it. That takes you down to a 9.5. Still rounds up to a 10 though... :P
Dref |
| #43 Figpucker[79498] |
| dsl-64-128-211-157.telocity.com |
I juss played a newbie game. I knew he was a newbie an i asked wut race- he sed terran. I sed that i was too. Then i sent a PROBE to his base and he said thats not fair and left. REading the scores, i discoveres that he only built 4 units total, or in other words, the 4 scvs ya start with.
wutta loser
-FIGPUCKER
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| #44 Taco[79502] |
| proxy3-external.rdc1.az.home.com |
| Extremely funny. A 10, and anticipation of any other BR's like it in the future are your rewards. |
| #45 |HK|Cell[79553] |
| 216.124.78.253 |
Man people are dumb if you have black text just hit ctrl + a,
then u see it, if it to small hit ctrl + ] then it gets bigger, but
anyways that was a good report tech, liked the jokes, and
for all hacks out there you ruin the game A$$HOLES.
overall teck gets a 9
=^"^=
nice kitty
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| #46 Pleasjeti[79616] |
| proxy1-external.indnpls1.in.home.com |
Erm, Images overlap text, no good.
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| #47 The Palagoon[79628] |
| spider-tp073.proxy.aol.com |
This report had me laughing, but I agree with Dr Awesome in the fact that these games were pretty pitiful. I still enjoyed the simpletons fighting for your "prize" and that is what kept me interested.
9
Palagoon
(Oh Ya, The name FuSoYa is from the great RPG Final Fantasy 4, (2 in America), so the name is meant to be alternating capitals) |
| #48 da-odd-templar[79654] |
| p16.amax21.dialup.dal1.flash.net |
*Hits Select All*
ROFL!!
Very funny, keep up the good work! 10 ez |
| #49 Jester-C-Bomb[80237] |
| spider-mtc-ti061.proxy.aol.com |
Nice piece of work,,, luv the idiot newbs,,,
did that cannon guy EVER build ANY units?
the flash was the funniest ive ever seen in a BR
keeping writing
10 all the way |
| #50 pervector[167059] |
| c-98-240-91-131.hsd1.tn.comcast.net |
| haha i was pervector i think i even remember this! loool |
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