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#1 TDM[80201]
ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
Enjoy!

-The Drone Miester

#2 america~jin[80202]
12.7.75.67
What a rad game. Thanks for sharing it with me.
#3 [1]=)[80203]
proxy2.cvgs.net
3rd post *=/
hm.
pics plz need more PICS !=/



#4 TDM[80204]
ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
If that was sarcasm, oh well. If it wasn't, your welcome.

-The Drone Miester

#5 [1]=)[80205]
proxy2.cvgs.net
stats mean dick, disc's mean a hacker and blah blah blah.
your report dosent meake sense.
you say your drone escaped yet you described how your drone so called "pooped" on his nexus and then got killed.
?!=/
i noticed more grammatical errors but im to lazy too point em out. plz some1 help me understand his literature. plz man just papapapaPLZZZZZZ. im a poo poo head and i know nothin. ?!=/



#6 [1]=)[80206]
proxy2.cvgs.net
stats mean dick, disc's mean a hacker and blah blah blah.
your report dosent meake sense.
you say your drone escaped yet you described how your drone so called "pooped" on his nexus and then got killed.
?!=/
i noticed more grammatical errors but im to lazy too point em out. plz some1 help me understand his literature. plz man just papapapaPLZZZZZZ. im a poo poo head and i know nothin. ?!=/



#7 [1]=)[80207]
proxy2.cvgs.net
opps didnt mean to post twice. sorry §=/
#8 TDM[80208]
ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
sdflsdakhgflkjgdfl did I say my drone escaped? I didn't mean too. Wowee, a 4. Thanks bob.
#9 SCV~007[80209]
t6o957p95.telia.com
"I only have one pic", tThe only pic i saw was a white squeare with a red X in it ;)



#10 [1]=)[80210]
proxy2.cvgs.net
i thought it was a masterpeice. didn't u scv. ?=/
#11 SCV~007[80214]
t6o957p95.telia.com
Who are you?
#12 [1]=)[80215]
proxy2.cvgs.net
im just 1 happy one. muah! =/
ill leave u hanging on that question. ?!=/
#13 Khas'andro[80216]
ool-18bc02ed.dyn.optonline.net
Bob?
#14 Rabid_Raccoon[80217]
A010-0012.BTVL.splitrock.net
I agree with SCV on the pic.
btw SCV, do you realize that "saw was" backwards is "saw was"?
#15 Eradicate~Me[80224]
spider-wg063.proxy.aol.com
ya tdm!
#16 1-900-bgh[80229]
ppp-206-170-212-107.nhwd02.pacbell.net
good attempt,but don't try too hard to be funny.
#17 TDM[80233]
ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
The pic dosen't work? Bah. Screw HTML. I'll just us the BG & color setting next time. Thanks for the posistive "Good Attempt", 1-900-BGH.
#18 Eradicate~Me[80234]
spider-tj043.proxy.aol.com
that name screams out newbie (1-900-bgh)
#19 _Insanitarium_[80244]
spider-tl084.proxy.aol.com
Fucking Awesome

-10

Insan



#20 Cearas[80246]
proxy-02.pe.iqnet.net.au
uh huh......
#21 <font color="red">Char4Life</font>[80247]
extfw.dcgov.org
hi mom!
#22 awe 6[80250]
proxy3-external.pinol1.sfba.home.com
hi tdm! bummer 'bout the rating, but if 'ya had some pics and solid br content (ie, collages of attacks, minimap pics, build order pics, upgrade pics,the like) along with your gosu writing skillz, the report would get like a 6-8, maybe even 9, instead of 4. keep it going!
#23 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[80255]
gateway.ncdsb.com
Funny report but game absolutely suxed, and your tips are newbie-ish.

I just went carriers against some really good player ( but a genuine rush not with 3 gateways - jeez that WAS a newb ;( ), and caught him totally off guard. Not all the goliaths in the world could stop me and I smashed him badly in 15 minutes. And this guy was shocked.

His micro roxed tho ;(. My carrier micro roxed more, woohoo! ( man, getting delirious ).





#24 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[80256]
gateway.ncdsb.com
O yeah and keep writing, next time on a good, solid game because you have great potential.
#25 Phoenix[80258]
node06ed.a2000.nl
I think the writing was not bad at all, though you tend to try too hard to be funny.

get a better game too, cuz this just plain sucked.

+ Good writing
- Forced Humor
- Poooooor game

I think it's worth more than a 4 though.

*5*

Phoenix
#26 [1]=)[80259]
proxy2.cvgs.net
no not bob. there can be only one Bob. =/
#27 TDM[80261]
ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
Ok, thanks for all the feedback, and who needs pictures? :D AQD3 didn't need them. Text only for me all the way (ratings are bogus)
#28 SCV~007[80262]
t3o57p75.telia.com
Rabid_Raccoon: Interesting fact.. get less free time :)

The report deserves more than a 4 IMO. Did you guys see the short "report" posted a while ago with just one paragraph? It got a 3 and this is way way way better.

I'd say 5-6 because of the writing (TDM actually succeeded in being funny at some points ;))

GW, now write Staff Wars!
#29 TDM[80269]
ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
I will once I get back from Flute lessons and Gymnastics. CLIMATIC PART VI ON THE WAY!!! ^^
#30 .high+templar.[80271]
168.229.4.3
just because its ladder this report should be a 7++
#31 Khas'andro[80278]
ool-18bc02ed.dyn.optonline.net
just because it's HT there should be a line of 15 newbs, 12 of which are Bob the Newt, lined up to give HT oral...
#32 TDM[80282]
ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
ROFL, Khas. GOGO FRACTAL QUOTE FOR SITE,
#33 <font color="red">Char4Life</font>[80285]
extfw.dcgov.org
TDM does not = AQD3, so...maybe a pic or two ;)
#34 TDM[80294]
ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
Yeah, if I can ever make them link properly, I will :)
#35 PrincessCollsy[80360]
bgm-24-94-59-112.stny.rr.com
Hihi Cloudy! :o)

-Col
#36 Black Label[80389]
nchobo02.telenet-ops.be
The humor was too much, the damn game sucked harder then Johnny-Vegas' bitch and I got rash on my butt. That's your fault!

5

Black Label speaking while he's being raped by the couple bears that chased me since I reported The Goat's game. Take care now, byebye then!
#37 BOBBY357[81203]
spider-tm014.proxy.aol.com
sorry, this report suxed. laterz.
#38 [164633]
nr3-216-196-190-1.fuse.net
I can't believe that I wrote this.
#39 [164634]
nr3-216-196-190-1.fuse.net
Although in my defense it was like five years ago when I was 11!



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