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#1 ShaunX[81604]
spider-te024.proxy.aol.com
first
#2 ShaunX[81605]
spider-te024.proxy.aol.com
Wee, this game was a lot of fun to watch. I hope the BR wasn't a total bore :)
#3 ShaunX[81606]
spider-te024.proxy.aol.com
One last thing... I apologize to Drefsab... I searched for my report and came across his Newb Wars thing.

Sorry bout that ;)

#4 Goatzilla![81607]
adsl-dynamic5-7.cleveland.oh.ameritech.net
1st non auth
#5 Matrisking[81609]
mail.hoban.org
2nd non author :D

King

#6 the()vermind[81611]
user-2iveabt.dialup.mindspring.com
bonjour, je suis stupid, non? Well, this was a good report for a first. However, it was relatively short, using newbies in a 2on2 is not a really good idea, and there should have been more detail. However, remember, too much detail is <i>bad</i> as i have learned. I stress the fair, but if you wish to continue with your br'ing career, you've got a good start, i would say the range is 3-6, i give 4-5
#7 ShaunX[81612]
spider-wq031.proxy.aol.com
Finally. Yeah, I know newbs aren't the best subject. But actually watching the game was hilarious, lol. A replay would've been sooo much better. But, alas, that is not possible right now.

Yeah, I was upset about how short it was myself. Then again, saying "He built another photon cannon" 230984730975 times would be very annoying, and that was about half the game lol. The other half would be Glimmer's teching and mass Hatching.

As for a BR "career", I don't think I'll ever go all out like a few people here do, but this is pretty fun to do. I never realized how hard it is to remember everything even with notes when you aren't a participant, lol.

Lastly, 4-5 = fine with me for 1st BR





#8 <font color=black>Wow</font>[81615]
ip68.65.blca.blazenet.net
Someone, I forgot who, just did a BR where the contestents thought they were playing for medic porn. This was a decent report, though.

#9 ShaunX[81617]
spider-ti042.proxy.aol.com
Medic Porn attracts newbs, so a lot of people use that gimmick :) It works
#10 Plain[81621]
spider-wo054.proxy.aol.com
hm.. not bad. what happened? sorry... "15 minutes into the game..." so 15 minutes and they only had 2 carriers and 1 BC? i don't know wtf was happening. if its text only be more descriptive "and he adds alot more gateways" how many, 2, 20? i give it about a ... 3.25 if thats possible :P i hope to see more though!
#11 ShaunX :([81622]
spider-ti024.proxy.aol.com
Okay... it was BGH and newbs... those 15 minutes were spent turtling.
#12 Scarab[81626]
AC9B56B1.ipt.aol.com
ok, im getting tired of people doing the "oh my ratings gonna be shitty anyway" bullshit

cut that shit out

#13 ShaunX[81628]
spider-ti024.proxy.aol.com
hmm... People say that cuz they seriously don't care. I said that because

1. My first BR
2. DOn't give a damn about rating
3. Felt like writing a report just for fun.

Sorry if it upsets you that I don't care if my rating ends up bad, but it's true. Sure it'll be nice if it's high, but I'm not expecting much, as I did this in less than an hour.





#14 Dog101[81629]
1Cust29.tnt4.ind1.da.uu.net
Did you mean he had 2 control groups of BCs with ten tanks at the end? Because if you did, that wouldnt be right cause 24 bcs=192 supply and 10 more tanks would have over 200. Plus he had probably scvs too.
#15 Dog101[81630]
1Cust29.tnt4.ind1.da.uu.net
Err, 20 tanks.
#16 ShaunX[81633]
spider-ti024.proxy.aol.com
No he attacked with the tanks, and then had more BCs build as supply was eaten up. He had only 1 SCV per patch, so his workers didn't take up too much supply
#17 Khas'andro[81635]
ool-18bc02ed.dyn.optonline.net
Pardon me for flaming, but...
<big><big><big><big><big><big><big><font color="yellow">MY EYES!!</font></big></big></big></big></big></big></big>
Other than that, it was a HORRIBLE game to battle report, never, EVER battle report newbies turtling on BGH.

If you think it would have looked better as a replay, then it was not meant to be a BR. Just because a game is funny to watch does not me it is interesting to BR. Ask Drefsab about his criteria for good games to BR, I know his is very good.



#18 Khas'andro[81636]
ool-18bc02ed.dyn.optonline.net
Pardon me for flaming, but...
<big><big><big><big><big><big><big><font color="yellow">MY EYES!!</font></big></big></big></big></big></big></big>
Other than that, it was a HORRIBLE game to battle report, never, EVER battle report newbies turtling on BGH.

If you think it would have looked better as a replay, then it was not meant to be a BR. Just because a game is funny to watch does not me it is interesting to BR. Ask Drefsab about his criteria for good games to BR, I know his is very good.



#19 Khas'andro[81637]
ool-18bc02ed.dyn.optonline.net
sorry for posting twice, BR.com was too slow
#20 [81659]
208.196.35.239
Not particularly original or funny. The medic porn thing has been done before.

3

Dref
#21 asdsad[81711]
128.39.197.219
<span style="background-color: #FFFF00"><font size="15">MBWAHAHAHA</font></span>
#22 sdffdsfdssdf[81712]
128.39.197.219
<font size="30" color="#FFFF00">That report SUCKED! hahahaha</font>
#23 Jester-C-Bomb[81945]
spider-we074.proxy.aol.com
as Dref said already,, already been done..
BY DREF! and one hell of a lot better two,, but keep trying,at least this isnt another fanfic
#24 ^DA^Chrono[82312]
adsl-141-155-129-6.nyc.adsl.bellatlantic.net
I think its pretty good for a first. Other than the fact that it was a game reporting how much a player can possibly suck that is.



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