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#1 BUU[81938]
borderman.humble.k12.tx.us
first comment!
#2 BUU[81939]
borderman.humble.k12.tx.us
now that ive read it, i am really, really, scared.
#3 terrannewb[81940]
tnt1-1-45.phoenix.goodnet.com
I have no clue what that was a pathetic br or a pitiful attempt at a fan fic. As either it deserves a 1... a 2 at best(if the raters are drunk and think everything is funny).
#4 ()Planeswalker()[81941]
bgm-24-95-144-133.stny.rr.com
this was weird i don't get it
#5 ()Planeswalker()[81942]
bgm-24-95-144-133.stny.rr.com
oh yeah 4th and 5th
#6 Equalisatium[81946]
ip159.arcnxx2.adsl.tele.dk
Just wondering, are there anyone who actualy writes Battlereports anymore?
#7 ...[81947]
24-240-44-88.hsacorp.net
That was ... umm... strange. Rating...a 1. If you are lucky...
#8 Black Label[81950]
ncnocm04.telenet-ops.be
This sucked bigtime!

0! 0! 0!

#9 BUU[81952]
AC8905F6.ipt.aol.com
is english like.. your infinity-1 language?
#10 america~jin[81953]
12.7.75.67
Boy, I'm starting to really dislike fanfics. Anyone play BW these days rather than just daydream about it?
#11 america~jin[81954]
12.7.75.67
After actually skimming the text I'm reminded of Brad Pitt's role in "12 Monkeys".
#12 kindalikeurface[81955]
cache-rl05.proxy.aol.com
"Acting Admiral for the 2nd Confederate Fleet Omega Quadrant."

lol
what the fuck is that. lol
that was bad until i read that. Then i laughed alot. Just put that down next time.



#13 LupeeNoire[81957]
64.208.152.134
Ack, try to use paragraphs! Makes reading it much easier. As is, I skipped it because I didn't look forward to the headache I'd get trying to read it.
#14 realize[81960]
1Cust170.tnt2.redondo-beach.ca.da.uu.net
wth are you talking about. i'm confused beyond help.
#15 Figpucker[81961]
dsl-64-128-211-157.telocity.com
14 comment
#16 Figpucker[81962]
dsl-64-128-211-157.telocity.com
woops













#17 WarLeaderJustin[81965]
spider-wd031.proxy.aol.com
(Edmund Duke voiceover) All right, then. Ya'll better pack up your fan fic. and get along now, ya hear? Unless you be packing some mighty fine spike, don't push the eggnog.
#18 TheVictim[81967]
155.176.112.81
This was obviously a troll, no doubt inspired by the sea of fanfics here. Or it could be Protophobic BEGINNING to come down off of his pharmecuetically induced delirium...



#19 (DL)Spam[81975]
webcache.hat.netdoor.com
Fanfics suck. Their all cheap facsimiles of the same basic bullshit. Please so originality or report games.
#20 Dillihole[81980]
1Cust218.tnt5.tacoma.wa.da.uu.net
Go away Spam, no one likes you.
#21 ^DA^Chrono[82310]
adsl-141-155-129-6.nyc.adsl.bellatlantic.net
uhhhhh...no?? As mentioned by other people, this is very confusing..Did you read over it yourself? Put some sense into it.



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