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#1 (DL)Spam[81974]
webcache.hat.netdoor.com
Cars, vroom vroom
#2 Spam[81976]
202.67.83.221
Ummm wtf?
#3 Hype[81978]
124-150-237-24.sol-dial.gci.net
boooooooooo 3rd nice
#4 Dillihole[81979]
1Cust218.tnt5.tacoma.wa.da.uu.net
Ummm, wtf, isn't this supposed to be a site for games? I guess with all these damn fan fics lately, anyone will just make a report with what ever is on their minds.

Hmmm, maybe I'll make one about toilet brushes...

#5 SlingsNArrows[81981]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
Feel free to delete it, oh wait, you're nothing.

I'd read about toilette brushes tho, dare me to write one?

#6 Krebster[81982]
ACB54DBD.ipt.aol.com
?
#7 SlingsNArrows[81984]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
wow, I just reread this. JV or Mark, u think it should be deleted, I totally understand. :o) I gonna go catch some sleep.
#8 WaxAngel[81989]
apnc102.216.216.211.in-addr.arpa
It should be about slings and arrows, not guns.
#9 Zumbooruk[81992]
netcache2-acld.auckland.clix.net.nz
I quite like it. It's gritty and disturbing. Feels almost like you're writing from experience. What city you live in, Slings?
#10 god[81994]
spider-mtc-td031.proxy.aol.com
nice
#11 DivvyO[81995]
162.119.232.100
Daaaaaaaaaaaamn.

This thing wasn't half bad. Wouldn't have minded a smidgen more backstory, but hey, that's just me

#12 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[81999]
webcache.BrockU.CA
Well, it totally hated it so you can open fire and gun me down now.

No offense Slings, I know what it's like to be drop-dead tired and have nothing better to do =O

#13 Hawk[82001]
209.128.34.4
sorry man but that's not very good literature at all =[
#14 HKRules[82002]
c319033.extern.lawrenceville.org
You just watched American Beauty Slings?
Well Dillihole, I can see that you're a newbie at this site and have never read a report by Slings - see the 1.0 report that he got - it deserved a 10
Actually this wasn't too bead. Few grammar and spelling mistakes, and it had a "battle".
7-8


#15 SCV~007[82003]
t4o957p78.telia.com
Umm slings, go easy on the MechWarrior pills.
#16 D-o-r-f-l[82004]
63.92.159.90
hey that was really good.





... for me to poop on.

ha.







#17 Eradicate~Me[82005]
spider-wo044.proxy.aol.com
wtf
#18 CKane[82007]
c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com
It's like a Ray Bradbury on crack and idiot pills (if there is such a thing.) no offense :[
#19 <font color=yellow><b>Protophobic</b></font>[82008]
cm-24-169-218-148.nycap.rr.com
<font color=yellow>It's nice but, in case, bet ;) anyone can justify ;) on u bandwagon! ;)
#20 CaptA2k[82009]
AC8090A8.ipt.aol.com
i was all excited for a mw4 report.... = (
#21 PrincessCollsy[82010]
bgm-24-94-59-112.stny.rr.com
pure craziness
#22 Khas'andro[82011]
ool-18bc02ed.dyn.optonline.net
Slings, don't listen to these retarded freaks. That piece meant a lot more than it seemed on the surface, and the writing style was amazing. Are you considering a career in writing?

BTW, it's a great story, but if you want a positive reaction, try posting it in the forums or somewhere else.

#23 ~Psi-Channeler~[82013]
107.norfolk-13-14rs16rt.va.dial-access.att.net
Not too shabby =O
#24 SlingsNArrows[82014]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
Thanks guys :o)
Nw Khas, hawk is actually right, although I'm sure he doesn't understand why he is. I'm a terrible fiction writer, about all I can really manage is newspaper style. It was late,(Dagomar ^o^) and I was listening to that Moby song Southside, and I just had to knock this one off for fun. Maybe I'll do a MW4 report to make up for it ^o^


Muahahaha MECHWARRIOR PILLS!@!! ^o^



#25 Wisest~Yoda[82015]
pm3-1-0.boscobel.mwt.net
rofl
#26 Fractal_Wave[82017]
h24-77-2-65.gv.shawcable.net
Collsy, you date this guy? Brave girl.

Slings, not a bad yarn. Never underestimate the power of something or other.

All the best,
Fractal_Wave


#27 C|oud[82018]
d226-49-232.home.cgocable.net
You should post that on fanfic.net under road warrior. it would make a nice addition to that site.
#28 Shepherd[82019]
res104a-013.rh.rit.edu
Echo Fractal Wave's first sentence(#26.)

Creepy. Are you the Slings that I know?
#29 SlingsNArrows[82020]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
^o^ perhaps there are several
#30 HKRules[82021]
c319186.extern.lawrenceville.org
Fear for Collsy's sanity...

You definitely watched American Beauty. Both have dead men with holes in their heads speaking philosophy yarns. Difference is (maybe) you're not smoking weed
#31 CynicalMagician[82022]
px3cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
this was neat, I liked it a lot. Very cool
#32 Upgraded_Probe[82023]
242820hfc68.tampabay.rr.com
Hey look! Idiots!
#33 probe[82024]
242820hfc68.tampabay.rr.com
)(*@#)@&*
#34 probe[82025]
242820hfc68.tampabay.rr.com
i was testing something sorry bye
#35 Rabid_Raccoon[82043]
A010-0063.BTVL.splitrock.net
Slings>everyone!
#36 Chief Big Bong[82048]
proxy3.rdc1.ab.home.com
gj Slings, loved the writing style and narration... i agree with C|oud (#27) when he says that you should post it on fanfic.net... it's a great story and all, but i think there's a more accepting audience at fanfic sites than at battle report sites...

keep 'em coming; they rock

btw isn't "slings and arrows" a quote from Hamlet or something? never could figure out where u got that name...
#37 bhelliom[82051]
24.43.142.226
no offense slings but isnt this site called "battlereports.com"? not "write a story about nething.com?" T_T neway, it wasnt bad writing just i mean mayb u should post it on a diff site yes? well peace
BHeLL
#38 SlingsNArrows[82065]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
Well, to everybody who thinks I should post it elsewhere, :o) Make me. My friends, the few I have, are here. I value their opinions (especially the FU U SUCKS's) far more than I value anyone at fanfic.com and besides, isn't a fanfic related to a game?

Hell, if johnny or mark want, they'll delete it and tell me to stfu, but since I've never even seen some of you before, don't tell me where to post my shit. Just tell me if it's crap or not ^o^
#39 garett[82084]
cdm64-100.tyler.net
i thought it was cool, its just the assholes/s&t'ers who are having huge orgasms over it not being a game report
#40 Dino Din[82086]
port-cvx1-28.access.one.net
alright, pretty fing inconclusive, but i guess that's what you wanted.

One thing, don't overuse some expressions such as "never underestimate the power of..." I'm sure you've got a big enough diction to figure another way to say that. Otherwise you sound stupid. But a total anti-drug guy writing some Mad Max story? sounds stupid
#41 SlingsNArrows[82126]
bgm-24-94-42-215.stny.rr.com
That was some causal alliteration (aka running gag) type of stuff


Mad Max? And how was this in any way related to drugs? Make sense knave!
#42 TerranTurtle[82196]
modem-197.walden.fcc.net
Interesting story, but it doesn't belong here. But if you REALLY have no friends except the ones here, you should have their e-mail addresses. Why not mail it to them all if you want their opinions?

But in any case, I did take the trouble to read this all the way through. Post-apocalyptic lit always piques my interest. btw, www.homepageofthedead.com is a great site with TONS of it.
#43 iggy[82230]
191.los-angeles-18-19rs.ca.dial-access.att.net
hmm, i give this a 9.5. -.5 for not having any wild oegies in the back seat. good work
#44 Shifty_the_arab[82237]
cf4-acld.auckland.clix.net.nz
That was mint.tho if he really wanted revenge there are better (read more painful) ways. :-)
#45 Dino Din[82239]
port-cvx1-89.access.one.net
i get the gag part... oh and Mad Max... post apocalyptic future with women/children being abused and men constantly fighting with guns n' cars... hmm... sounds about right! Oh the drug thing is to you, i was pointing out that its funny that someone with your opinons wrote that story.

must admit it was more entertaining than another overrated 2on2 on temple report
#46 GoZuLu[82249]
195.249.56.3
Nice pics ......
#47 SiTh~LiZarD[82259]
216.129.202.8
The only way I could justify the time I wasted reading this piece of garbage was to make a point of bashing its megre presence, this is a gaming BR site so STFU with your vrroom Vroooom!
#48 BUU[82260]
borderman.humble.k12.tx.us
Does it really matter if its posted here or else wheres? i mean... does it take up precious space? i doubt ~50 <b>bytes</b> of space will matter that much... so does it matter if its here or elsewheres?
#49 SlingsNArrows[82263]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
:o) Thanks fellas for the constructive stuff

for the rest of you, get real, your name is Sith~Lizard, you're obviously retarded :o)
#50 Slayangel[82383]
cl203048.callutheran.edu
First impression is it ain't worth another impression. Don't make the mistake of assuming that everyone has as much time on their hands as you do. I come here for StarCraft br's and related material (like your tourney...) and I only have time today to read one report. So I click on you hoping for BW/SC shenanigans and I get something else... So I think the criticism that this kind of material should be submitted to a different sight is a valid one. You'll get a better response 'cuz you'll be targeting the right audience and you won't alienate folks who don't habitually kiss ass. If I was interested in this kind of stuff then I would read it thoroughly and comment on it but as it stands I'll just pass on it.

If all you care about is impressing your friends then email this stuff to them. One of things I liked about this site when I first started coming here was its balance of well written, wide-appeal reports and cliquish, insider attitude. If it looses that balance and becomes just the exclusive "NOhunters" club where only brown nosers need apply then screw you all. I have better things to do with my leisure time.
#51 Breeze[82734]
dial52.stz.orbitel.bg

:O

interesting
#52 Slayangel[83037]
pool0015.cvx37-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net
Oog, I just reread my comment and a bee must have stung me in the balls that day 'cuz what I said was harsh! I apologize for trying to make my point with a sledgehammer and the next time I react so negatively to something I'll wait a week or two and see if I still feel the same way. If I were writing the same thing now I would have said, "I agree with the point about SC stuff belonging on a SC site and I didn't even finish reading your report because it wasn't SC related..." What does everyone think, should I become a kinder, gentler Slayangel or should I just let my comments fly straight from the cuff?



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