| #1 MechaJamie[83292] |
| a20.systech-group.com |
First comment.
Ummm...what the hell was that report about? I don't understand.
Paragraphs are your friends. |
| #2 (DL)Spam[83295] |
| hst000003162um.kincannon.olemiss.edu |
| Game sucked |
| #3 cheng[83296] |
| c193.150.239.42.cm-upc.chello.se |
| u r hasu reporter |
| #4 HKRules[83297] |
| 12.107.65.173 |
| ummm skip lines? |
| #5 UDontKnOwME[83302] |
| bsg-ma-cache2.icg.net |
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,
sucked
Have a nice day :),
UDontKnOwME |
| #6 Phyrexia[83303] |
| 170.89.17.110 |
Um - is it just me or does this report sound 100% totally FALSE? So after a 15 marine rush he gets clobbered at his base. He doesn't have a CC for like the next 5 to 10 minutes because he says he's making barracks and depots and stuff. How the heck does he AFFORD to make 2 barracks (he listed at least 2), 2 or 3 depots, and then finally a command center somewhere else? That's like 800 to 1000 minerals. He had that much in the bank after a 15 marine rush and losing all his SCVs. Oooookay....
Game sucked cuz it DIDN'T happen... |
| #7 the()vermind[83304] |
| user-2ivec99.dialup.mindspring.com |
| Alright, time for some newb bashing. Your first report should at the least have pics. A) You didn't directly tell us his race B) use paragraphs C) use html D) Stop using the word "so" E) use correct grammar F) Never ever start a sentence with "and" G) the game was horrible H) evidence suggests this wasn't a real game I) don't use pronouns J) we don't even know the name of the guy you play4ed K) byways? describe this map L) use good spelling M) use pics N) stop trying to arouse pride in your accomplishment O) never use the word "thing" unless its funny P) this was too short Q) there was not enough detail R) stop using the word "then" so much S) this opponent of yours was an idiot T) describe how you crushed him U) you use "I" too much, obs games V) I've never seen you anywhere, thus i don't really like you and you should get aqquainted with the site first before you publish a br W) you summarized the game too much X) Your introduction was 2 sentences long! Y) If you forget what something is called, find out! Z) when you say underestimate your enemy, that's a given and its pretty stupid advice. THERE, I GOT EVERY SINGLE LETTER! And that's not all, but I'm not going to go on. Range is 1-3, I give 2-3 |
| #8 Scarab[83306] |
| AC8EED15.ipt.aol.com |
pa
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graph |
| #9 Mr. Eater[83390] |
| dialups-272.palmer.mtaonline.net |
"Come here Jimmy" I said.
"what is it Mr. Eater?" Jimmy replied
"Hello Jimmy, can u do me a favor?"
"depends on what it is, Mr. Eater" jimmy said quietly
"jimmy i want you to say the word paragraph, can u say that Jimmy?" i said
"well i dont know mr. Eater.."
"SAY IT NOW BITCH!!!" i yelled at jimmy
then jimmy crouched into a little ball and started crying!
well we'll just have to teach jimmy some manners!
I started kicking jimmy around the head and shoulders.
"Please stope mr. Eater!! jimmy yelled at the top of his little lungs.
"SAY IT NOW, OR ELSE ILL HAVE TO BEAT U STUPID!" i screamed
"PAAAAaRRRAAAAGGFFFFF"
"WRONG!! SAY IT AGAIN!!"
"PARAGRAPH!"
"good boy jimmy" |
| #10 Mr. Eater[83392] |
| dialups-272.palmer.mtaonline.net |
"Come here Jimmy" I said.
"what is it Mr. Eater?" Jimmy replied
"Hello Jimmy, can u do me a favor?"
"depends on what it is, Mr. Eater" jimmy said quietly
"jimmy i want you to say the word paragraph, can u say that Jimmy?" i said
"well i dont know mr. Eater.."
"SAY IT NOW BITCH!!!" i yelled at jimmy
then jimmy crouched into a little ball and started crying!
well we'll just have to teach jimmy some manners!
I started kicking jimmy around the head and shoulders.
"Please stop mr. Eater!! jimmy yelled at the top of his little lungs.
"SAY IT NOW, OR ELSE ILL HAVE TO BEAT U STUPID!" i screamed
"PAAAAaRRRAAAAGGFFFFF"
"WRONG!! SAY IT AGAIN!!"
"PARAGRAPH!"
"good boy jimmy" |
| #11 TheRock[83397] |
| crtntx1-ar6-200-117.dsl.gtei.net |
| um your gay |
| #12 bhelliom[83399] |
| 24.43.142.226 |
yep that was one hella bad br:/ we need more gosu br's on this site. too many fan shits and chobo br's
BHeLL |
| #13 Bitch[83404] |
| rm03-24-131-186-223.ce.mediaone.net |
4 is way too high for this
1. |
| #14 poiopi[83411] |
| proxy-server.hawaii.rr.com |
| i dunno about anyone else, but whatever mark4 did to it, it STILL really hurts my eyes |
| #15 xld.aldogrez[83428] |
| spider-mtc-tc032.proxy.aol.com |
| Bleh, I hate when other ppl bash first time reporters =[. Just read some other people's reports, and you'll get better. You hafta be willing to spend some time to get a better rating too, but I guess if your text is good enough you can still get a gold report. |
| #16 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[83443] |
| static-27.itcanada.com |
Yeah, you're a first reporter, and you show good promise. A long, winding, difficult path lies ahead of you until you claim your first 9, however.
There will be many hurdles you will have to overcome, some greater than others. Images and paragraphs are some of them. I highly suggest you download imagoweb from <a href="www.download.com"> download.com </a> ( just search ), then upload your new jpegs into Geocities. CLick printscreen to take images.
I also suggest you read 9+ rated brs. You will enjoy them, plus learn alot in the process. Good luck, and consider your next br a success if it gets 5 or up - progress comes slowly at first ;).
I wish you all the best, and I'm looking forward to your latest br. Until then, I'll agree with the rater and give this thing a 4 =D |
| #17 CaughtNaked[83512] |
| nas-3-243.dc-t.navipath.net |
No paragraphs hurt eyes...
BTW Mr.Eater. 2 words, Anger Management.
3, Dagomar is rite on, take his advice.
t2yl,
~CN |
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