| #1 !tha likwid donqui![2126] |
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| i really, <b>really</b> hope this is a joke. |
| #2 Sn34kyProtoss[2127] |
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Apparently BattleReports isn't taking screenshots today, so you can check the awesome screenshots of my flawless strategies at :
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| #3 Bob the Newt[2128] |
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LOL. FYI there is a strat for an scv rush its REALLY sad, and doesnt even say how to do it right (nothing about repairing).
www.blizzard-oblivion.com/strategy_starcraft_terran_scv_rush.shtml` |
| #4 Longlivethemac[2132] |
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7 firebats losing to 3 zealots!! yeah right. Even 4 firebats would make a close fight.
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| #5 Bob the Newt[2139] |
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| wtf? A one? This should get a not rated. |
| #6 greyhoundbus[2146] |
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| There's no need to HOPE it's a joke. It obviously is. |
| #7 Sn34kyProtoss[2153] |
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Dammit I was striving for at least a decapitated Bengalass!
NoOOoOOoOoO my report is as good as that one from Lollipopper! And I thought my spelling alone would make it rise from that! |
| #8 Snowreaver[2160] |
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| That's... funny as hell man. :D |
| #9 Entaro Adun[2220] |
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how come they only give 1.0 for this so-so report? they should at least give 3.0 or something.
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| #10 Entaro Adun[2222] |
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| And also, 12 SCVs can kill a gateway. & 7 firebats can't even kill 3 Zealots? LOL! LMAO! |
| #11 Uh...[2228] |
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Next time read the report Entaro heh
It's an obvious joke & 12 scv's don't kill a gateway when the guy has mass Zealots defending. |
| #12 Tycho[2277] |
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| LOL. That was hilarious. |
| #13 Entaro Adun[2439] |
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| Yeah... I was joking, boys! Funny that you'll take me seriously. But 7 Firebats can't destroy 3 Zealots?????????? I really Laughed My Ass Off for that one. |
| #14 DarKnight[4200] |
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ok, this is a sad, sad, report
wtf is with the nexus and com sat
u can't take it over unless u are terran |
| #15 [beersicle] (spider-we011.proxy.aol.com)[6466] |
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| this the funniest report i have ever read and i would love it if u would tell me how to make my zealots jump on buildings |
| #16 I_am_Gen.Patton[77620] |
| spider-wc011.proxy.aol.com |
- Terrans are inbalanced.
- SCVs are inbalanced (60 hp! WTF).
- Vultures (especially speed upgraded ones) are inbalanced.
- Com Sat is inbalanced.
- BattleCruisers are inbalanced.
- Firebats suck Zealots own them.
- Always take a Terran Com station if you can.
- Dark Templars do 40 normal damage, making them perfect for taking down BattleCruiser's high armor count.
- Cannons placed strategically in the choke will defend against anything
OMFG , Please tell me this is a joke! Let's see here... what corrections can we make?hmm...
1. ZEALOTS CANNOT JUMP. NO UNIT CAN JUMP!!!
2. Dark Templars attack GROUND , and ONLY GROUND, you idiot chobo newbie!
3.Cannons SUCK! 10 cannons=turtle. turtle= death by long ranged units. did you ever think that maybe your enemy might USE AIR UNITS, AND WALTZ RIGHT INTO YOUR BASE FROM THE SIDES!?!?!?!?
4. OMG, you have got to be kidding me! 3 zealots>7 Firebats? umm...no. Firebats just OWN zealots. Incase you forgot(Or you've never played SC), Firebats do 16 concussive splash damage. Meaning, they attack more than 1 unit at once... so that means that 3 firebats could own 3 zealots.
5. WTF IS WITH THE "IMBALANCE" CRAP!? HUH!?!? YOU SOUND LIKE ZILEAS AFTER BROODWAR V1.04 Came out!!!!
All in all...you SUCK. This BR sucks, your comments suck, and I bet you've never even PLAYED STARCRAFT!!! GO BACK TO TIBERIAN SUN(*cough*gay*cough*), you friggin wannabe! |
| #17 Enigma_Junk[87648] |
| spider-wo064.proxy.aol.com |
| Patton, if you honestly mean what you said. then you are the idiotic one. Anyway, this was good for a few laughs, but not much else. I think you could make some very funny BRs from your sarcasm, if you used the right words. Unfortunately, you didn't, and thus you got a poor score. Nice try, though. |
| #18 Jason[141072] |
| rdu26-67-118.nc.rr.com |
| Haha. this was actually pretty funny. |
| #19 Adam[163571] |
| ool-18b80bbc.dyn.optonline.net |
| What are you guys talking about, a lot of this was useful. Personally I prefer to mind control the comsat station..it's cheaper than building a nexus next to it. |
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