| #1 livingexception[84777] |
| spider-wl023.proxy.aol.com |
| PRIMERO! |
| #2 livingexception[84778] |
| spider-wl023.proxy.aol.com |
| Ok now I read |
| #3 CKane[84780] |
| c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com |
Sekunden.
I didn't read, go me. |
| #4 CKane[84782] |
| c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com |
| Whatever. I'd give it a 6 |
| #5 Scarab[84783] |
| ACA5675E.ipt.aol.com |
| yea kane, I guess you wouldnt read it after your horrific attempt at a fan fic, you fucking moron |
| #6 SqueakyMonkey[84784] |
| syr-24-92-253-127.twcny.rr.com |
I did read it, go me. The games were pretty bad (although it is fun to watch cocky people get stomped, over, and over, and over again), but the writing was good, and you didn't need flashy pictures to keep me reading it. But, since the games make the report (usually), I'd say that this would likely get a 6. That's pretty high, compared to the last few all-text reports, good work.
If you haven't, I suggest reading the Shared Base Manifesto, by WindUpCommunist (CynicalMagician), and then play against that same player again. It should be a lot more interesting than the normal boring, repetetive shared base games. |
| #7 iggy[84787] |
| 246.los-angeles-43-44rs.ca.dial-access.att.net |
| hmm, the first couple lines were well written, ill red the rest later, asdf |
| #8 archon6[84788] |
| sc-66-27-186-128.socal.rr.com |
| omfg can dis text own ne more |
| #9 HKRules[84789] |
| c319056.extern.lawrenceville.org |
| exactly what to do on a $$$ man folks |
| #10 Guy Montag[84790] |
| 1Cust15.tnt1.chi5.da.uu.net |
nice writing!
i enjoyed reading it |
| #11 DivvyO[84792] |
| 162.119.232.100 |
"all the resources in the world won't do you any good if you don't have any probes to collect them"
QUOTE
;D
I givey a 7. Good text. And good text is RAOR |
| #12 MysteryMan[84793] |
| cable-147-86-237-24.anchorageak.net |
Hm, I liked reading this report. Even though the games were horrible, the report was well written, and I did want to finish reading it.
6-7! |
| #13 Wafers[84795] |
| spider-mtc-ta033.proxy.aol.com |
| The games pretty much sucked, but it was good writing, I would give it in the 6-7 range. Pretty good for an all text report. |
| #14 livingexception[84797] |
| spider-wl081.proxy.aol.com |
You writing was excellent, and the situation was just pretty funny, with you actually knowning and seeing the guy and his gf. Come back again with pics and a LT game and you could get easy gold with that writing. I give 6.
LE |
| #15 Genesis[84800] |
| ubr-26.98.113.williamsburg.cfl.rr.com |
Well given i do reap Battle reports to attempt feebly to help my crappy SC skills, the most importent reason i read them is for Entertainment. And i must say this was rather entertaining! I liked it a lot i give it a straight up 7! it was well written had a great story too it, and You whopped his arrogent ass infront of his Chicko, thats some kudos right there my man =). Word up!
~Genesis |
| #16 Roaddog{WP}[84807] |
| proxy2-external.pr1.on.home.com |
| This was some masterful work, I gotta admit you put your heart into it rather than the dull "So he get drone, he mine with drone, he get pool, he get ling, he attack with ling," You added the zing, gave it some spice, and shook it all up, I liked the mix. Most raters do rating by enjoyment and if I were 'em I'd most likely give ya a... 7, maybe an 8, strecthing. But it was some good stuff, it was also pretty cool how you incorporated RL with the game. That was the little extra part what was giving people that feeling of goodness of the report. |
| #17 Lilim[84814] |
| DHCPP1891.resnet.oberlin.edu |
Geez, wow... I was sort of half expecting to get flamed clear off the board for daring to post something with such crappy games. I'm glad everyone had fun reading this, even though the games were dull and there were no pictures.
I only discovered BR.com very recently, and I've really been wanting to submit a real BR for a long time, but unfortunately, like I said, my college's crappy-ass internet connection pretty much can't support Battle.net, so I'm stuck with no one to play but the computer and random people I can find on campus to play on the LAN. I'm still holding out hope that some of the SC players here might be better than this feeble Shared Bases individual, but the odds are pretty slim. So, for now, it doesn't look like I'll be able to BR a decent game anytime soon. Damn.
Oh well, anyway, thanx again to everyone for reading, and I'm glad you liked it. |
| #18 asdf[84842] |
| 207.113.21.49 |
| what college you go to? |
| #19 Lilim[84848] |
| DHCPP1891.resnet.oberlin.edu |
| I go to Oberlin. |
| #20 Napoleic[84858] |
| 24.113.31.224 |
Very entertaining. I felt sorry for the guy though, getting owned in front of all his friends and gf. He was probly saying to them how he would own you too. Yah I feel for that guy =(.
oh well it was very well written so I say 7-8 |
| #21 MysteryMan[84859] |
| cable-218-87-237-24.anchorageak.net |
| Oh man, you're not gonna be able to play on B.net? That sucks, you seem like the type of guy who could get 9-10 easily. |
| #22 Lilim[84860] |
| DHCPP1891.resnet.oberlin.edu |
| My one regret about this whole incident (other than not taking screenshots) is that I didn't get to watch what was going on in the room he was playing. He told me once during the Shared Bases game that his mouse was bad. I would have LOVED to hear the excuses (and other stuff) he was saying out loud as he played. |
| #23 Lilim[84861] |
| DHCPP1891.resnet.oberlin.edu |
| MysteryMan: Thanks, but even if I could get on Bnet, I think my limited artistic and HTML skills would keep me rooted in the 8.0-8.5 range. I could never do a visual masterpiece like the stuff that gets high 9's or 10's. I just write stuff. |
| #24 isuck@sc`[84867] |
| 240.reno-01-02rs16rt.nv.dial-access.att.net |
"Wow, you're really kicking his ass." lmao...
Good writing: I didn't get bored to hell, as I do with almost every text only. |
| #25 Rim[84881] |
| 238.fort-worth-05-10rs16rt.tx.dial-access.att.net |
HEHEHEHEHEHE.
Me likey.
I thought I had the "My mouse is screwed" excuse copywrited. : ) |
#26  [86024] |
| ares.tdsb.on.ca |
| hey this wasnt bad, 7 |
| #27 Sweet Lou[86030] |
| us1.pharmacia.com |
Very entertaining report. You write very well, combining game details with important narration. It's always fun watching unfounded arrogance getting squashed, kinda like in "Hannibal"...
Lou |
| #28 AkumaSpawn[86070] |
| cate1-216.reshall.ou.edu |
| Rather than repeat what everybody else has said about the nice parts of the game, my only comment would be to change the background color to black and the text to white, but that's only because I like the inverse color scheme better. GJ THX GW and all that other "atta-boy" stuff. |
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