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-|]agomar




#1 CrackHeadJeb[86814]
mu-178245.dhcp.missouri.edu
First.

-CrackHeadJeb

#2 WarLeaderJustin[86815]
adsl-64-166-108-199.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
I'm supposed to get first.

With style.

#3 quad[86816]
spider-wo014.proxy.aol.com
3 now to read
#4 archon6[86817]
sc-66-27-186-128.socal.rr.com
no go fo do lo blow
#5 TheVictim[86818]
155.176.112.88
Wow, that was a great report! The players were very good, the game was very close and the tide of battle changed frequently. The pics were of just the right things at the right time!
#6 DrAwesome[86819]
PPP-155-101.va.sprint-hsd.net
finally, someone who uses pics who doesn't overuse em.

like, no pics for upgrades and no pics for BOs, thank god

of course, i am a lousy pic whore so i am a hypocrite, but good br ill finish reading later





#7 AkumaSpawn[86820]
cate1-216.reshall.ou.edu
Mmm mm good. Citing TheVictim's reasoning, I'm wagering this thing is definitely an 8 at the least. Isn't life grand like that?

I was rooting for JS, tho =

#8 joe[86821]
pm2-106.sj.redshift.com
damnit! Great Br crackhead why did i never get 3/3 ??? i tihnk im gonna start bunkering up all the mains on lost temple at the beginning of PvTs from now on i mean if they cant exp then what good is containment.. i break out to late. to bad i was stupid and let those Dts rape me at beginning when i sent my vessel to far away.kekek o well later on that night i started puking my guts out and the same for the next few days i had a bad flu. So umm I blame this all on my illness :) Great Br very very accurate except the part where "24" scvs attacked his troops. i musta had like 50 scvs at that one exp :) keke j/k GBR

-joe

o yeah its a 10 (smurfs are sexy )



#9 badtz maru[86822]
barry-asy-32.rutgers.edu
good br stupid bitchin carriers ;[
me liky picy
#10 xld.aldogrez[86823]
spider-ti051.proxy.aol.com
Seeeexy BR
#11 IHATEBUFFY[86824]
d141-175-225.home.cgocable.net
"...but goliaths can dance like hydralisks..."

first time i've ever heard of goliaths being able to dance, funny shit...

#12 Tiamat[86826]
sprind-005.dfw.tx.bbnow.net
Nice BR!!! A couple of notes on the game..

1: I tried to stall those tanks siegeing 3 so I could get enough money to expand at both 6 and 9. I guess it worked pretty good becuse I knew 3 was a lost cause. I tried to use Terran's weakness, moblity against joe, and it worked for the most part, he had to use mostly dropships to ferry guys around.

2: I cannot believe I forgot to up those carriers, I know i hit he upgrade but I must have been out of money or something.

3: I had not built a HT the entire gasme until that last attack on Expo at 3 Nat. I would have lost if not for storm, so I say Storm is better than Carriers against Terran.

4: I forget the expo count, but I remember losing at least 6 expos due to turbo newbie and stuff. Thank god I had a place to move the probes too though.

GG all around, Lvl 3 Siegeies are a bitch.

If that attack on 3 had failed I was about to have to use Cheeze web.

Nice BR !!!

Tia









#13 Shepherd[86828]
alb-66-24-167-106.nycap.rr.com
Wow... Great battlereport. This is certainly a GG!!!
#14 Napoleic[86830]
proxy3-external.rdc1.bc.home.com
GW!

Nice pvt game and a good br as well. Good text, good pics, good game... should be 9.
#15 Phoenix[86831]
node156e4.a2000.nl
Great BR.

Finally something good after all the crap lately.
One thing though: I think you either mixed up the game or screwed up the pics, because in the first pic, Joe has both his mineral nat AND the left island, in the next pic you tell about those are the only two that aren;t mined out, but the minimap on that pic shows them without any buildings. In the pic AFTER that, joe has those expo's though...
I was a little confused at that....

But, this was a really great game and a good BR.

gj

Phoenix
#16 CrackHeadJeb[86837]
mu-178245.dhcp.missouri.edu
Hrm. The only funky minimap occured when I made that extra long gif by pasting the two screenshots together. I should've blacked that out or something.

Just another case of me dicking around with Photoshop :P.
(The text is right)

-CrackHeadJeb
#17 Bloke[86838]
AC88B8EE.ipt.aol.com
Nice BR.
you have jedi righting skillz use them to better humanity.
Peace to all.
#18 CrackHeadJeb[86839]
mu-178245.dhcp.missouri.edu
Oh. I get it now.

The extra long gif had its sides cut to have the border. (which made it appear that Joe.Smurf did not have the island) Sorry for that confusion. :P

Joe.Smurf's mineral natural was mined out when the SCVs were pulled off of it to attack the passing units. The Protoss untis continued up and forced the command center to lift off.

Thanks for the compliments, everyone. 8*)

-CrackHeadJeb

#19 'Final`Flare'[86843]
PPPa1-ResaleMuskegon2-5R7023.dialinx.net
<font color=teal> Yay, another Jeb report!


Hmm... uhhh.... 8 for you. You gotta keep BRing stuff man,

ur BRs > umm... other BRs...


'F`F'
#20 willwinforfood[86845]
ool-18bcec8e.dyn.optonline.net
it was a gg so i give it a 8-9. nice report i guess.
#21 willwinforfood[86846]
ool-18bcec8e.dyn.optonline.net
oh on the big gif i noticed you can see the 50 minerals image cause you pasted them together. ^^;

-wwff
#22 testosterone[86848]
mkc-65-28-58-53.kc.rr.com
yay a good report! finally, i also noticed that u have two gold reports in a row on the right, br.com is kinda going through a drought right now i guess :/

o and draw what is wrong with lots of pics? ;)
#23 [86849]
c1413963-a.bremtn1.wa.home.com
Yay, this was quite refreshing of a read.
I enjoyed the whole thing. I was really hoping Terran was going to be able to make that comeback (no offense to Tiamat, just like to see Terran lay the beat down on Protoss! =). I thought they were so dead in the beginning. Nice comeback anyway.

Great job.

-Dr.Z
#24 Napoleic[86850]
proxy4-external.rdc1.bc.home.com
Bah terran > toss on LT.. good to see Toss taking a win for a change!
#25 Monty Pylon[86851]
gateway.Culinary.EDU
Great, great stuff. The pics were great eye-candy for the text. Great play by play of the battles and very good description. Too bad the terrans didn't win.
#26 KingJames[86852]
st401a.mckenna.edu
Napoleic (comment 24), where do you buy your crack? I want some of that!

Great BR Jeb. An excellent game on both sides, with some great one liners and well-designed pictures. Word to the alt-text.

King
#27 ^Geist^[86853]
po17.serviceplus.ab.ca
Awesome br, all good comment have already been said so thats all i'll say... I bet all those complements make you feel warm inside. =)
#28 ThieverIV[86855]
spider-mtc-tf053.proxy.aol.com
This was a good game. That alone gives you a 6. Then good writing, not too many pictures resulting in a decrease in hamster death, etc., etc., I give this a 9.
-ThieverIV
#29 Slayangel[86856]
lsanca1-ar19-208-102.elnk.dsl.gtei.net
2 things...

"cheese web" aint so cheesey, especially when the alternative is 4 interceptor carriers...

EMP > High Temps if you rob them of their storm!

~Slay
#30 MatriX(SR)[86858]
chpxy01-chrtr01.ne.mediaone.net
HEY A DECREASE IN HAMSTER DEATH IS A GOOD THINK, YOU BASTARD! Anyway, great report jeb, I would agree with a 9.
#31 Cpt._Insano[86859]
atpm3-11-72.enter.net
Hey, Great Pics, Although... I do belive... that it is a little unfair that if you made the report that you should take pride that you got first :) You prob. had it in like .0000008567 seconds after the BR was made:)

Nice BR though, Pics > Text!!!!!
#32 CrackHeadJeb[86860]
mu-178245.dhcp.missouri.edu
DrAwesome: I don't mind that you're a pic whore. I'm on a t3. =)

Bloke: Why use my writing skills to better humanity when I can write battlereports instead?

testosterone: Yeah. I normally wouldn't have posted a temple game, but drastic times call for drastic measures. :P

Dr.Zchivago: Deep thanks to you. =)

Napoleic: Amen to that! I'm tired of all of these sappy, inspirational battlereports that show terran winning on temple, against all odds. blah, BS, blah, blah.

^Geist^ and Cpt._Insano: Yes. =)

-CrackHeadJeb
(I would reply to all of the other comments, but that would make me seem like an obsessive, egotistical monster who takes great delight in reading each comment 14 times. Er, not that I do that or anything.)
#33 DrEaMiNg-TrEe[86863]
c31a235.neo.rr.com
Jeb:
Each one of your reports is getting better and better. I stand impressed.
#34 Phobos_ColZ[86864]
spider-tr081.proxy.aol.com
I'll never look at TvP the same way again. BTW, I'm from Alabama, so I an tell you, them ticks be hard as hell to uproot, specially when you eating your chitlins and cornbread.

As ever,
Phobos_ColZ
#35 [86866]
HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU
nice report!
#36 [LE]Sniper[86867]
nchobo02.telenet-ops.be
This is sucks !!! With your fucking smurf!!!!!!!!!!!
I want to play against you !!!!
#37 znzf[86869]
24.112.14.162.on.wave.home.com
good br!
one of the best i ever read in a long time
#38 Rowdy Zergling[86870]
adsl-64-123-174-218.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net
Good job, CrackHeadJeb. You're mentioned on the news page. Go take a look if you haven't already. ;) See ya.

Rowdy Zergling

"The one, the only, the Zealot? RUN!"
#39 eri[86871]
hume.ti.telenor.net
nice.

why did tiamat have enough money to make 4 gates 1 forge and 2 pylons at one time that early in the game tho? :/

eri
#40 Mattkid[86872]
209.53.21.116
i didn't hear u talking about the isles much..
#41 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[86875]
vance003.net.gov.bc.ca
Good work
#42 SCV~007[86877]
t4o957p75.telia.com
Reminds me of my own reports kind of. Which is nice :) Very good game, lots of twists in the action, I thought the other guy were going to win for a while. Clean pics good text.

I'll be looking for your name in the author box, write more!
#43 +Mep+[86878]
user-2inilb2.dialup.mindspring.com
Ah, another gosu report by Jeb. All to be said has already been said. 9.
Oh yeah, and both players could own me.
#44 +Mep+[86879]
user-2inilb2.dialup.mindspring.com
Ooops forgot.
43&44 owns you.
+Mep+
#45 Aiurs~Pride[86905]
HSE-London-ppp196388.sympatico.ca
Hey, I believe that this report is worth a 9 in the fact that the game was one of those games that you dream about. Those games where the tide of power flows back and forth like the tide of the sea. These are the kinds of games I know you all stay up late on Thursday nights trying to find. This game was the game that quenches your thirst for Starcraft and sends you to bed smiling. Maybe it is just me, maybe others can relate. This game had me on the edge of my seat like no other. The report wasn't all that bad, either.
P. S. Sorry for my use of big words and poeticness. I know this may get me banned from ever replying again. ^^

Keep it up bro ---> Aiurs~Pride
#46 Willy Wonka & his Chocolate Factory[86906]
pppwb66.htc.net
Kick ass report, mein freund!!

Peace..
#47 GammaRayBurst[86929]
dnai-216-15-61-236.cust.dnai.com
Nice report Jeb :) I really like your writing style. And the funny alt-texts are excellent too.

-GRB
#48 [86930]
11.crrg2.xdsl.nauticom.net
Nice job. I really enjoyed it.
#49 Krebster[87151]
AC8B10AD.ipt.aol.com
hey this is pretty good, along with fox's and xld's, i might have to start reading these things once in a while =]
#50 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[87170]
webcache.BrockU.CA
Jolly good game . . . just beware to keep the flow of the overall report running . . . this seemed a little brokwn at places, and SOME of the screenshots could have been alot better . . . the other ones rocked ( ie you didn't have to miniaturize that unwisely uncropped ss ).

Anywho, it's a 9, and a big gj to you!
#51 Prester John[87198]
137.187.49.135
That was a great game! And you reported it quite well, too. I thought Terran might pull it out for a little while there...

The recurring theme of the 4-interceptor Carriers of Doom made me laugh.
#52 CrackHeadJeb[87609]
mu-178245.dhcp.missouri.edu
Tripod just became gay. :P

Setting up a Crosswinds account, will restore these reports there.

-CrackHeadJeb
#53 CrackHeadJeb[93564]
mu-178245.dhcp.missouri.edu
Never mind. Crosswinds is chit. =]

-CHJ



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