| #1 Cearas[87461] |
| cache01-e3b.syd.optusnet.com.au |
| hi |
| #2 AC.on[87462] |
| ajg933zwy22g.bc.hsia.telus.net |
hrm.
ownage???
ddn't read. |
| #3 Mithrandir~TuW[87465] |
| dyn118-aud.nbw.tue.nl |
3rd!!!! nice story...
but i was hoping for a sc-report from you ^^ like 'em more |
| #4 CynicalMagician[87466] |
| px3cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca |
this was fucking hilarious, I loved it.
""Oh yes," I recalled, "I've heard about this lady. She was quite wealthy if I remember right." I knew right then that she was obviously killed for her money. But why? Probably for her money."
ROFL |
| #5 woww[87482] |
| 207.4.245.3 |
man, this was really really stellar writing.
outstanding, I hope people can appreciate this for how good it is |
| #6 Iron Lung[87485] |
| a-db.aspn.net |
| I have to go to school now, I'll read when I get home. |
| #7 iggy[87494] |
| intergate.spusd.k12.ca.us |
| poop |
| #8 Wisest~Yoda[87511] |
| pm3-1-29.boscobel.mwt.net |
bleh i dont feel like reading that
maybe later |
| #9 UDontKnOwME[87512] |
| h000094c7d4a8.ne.mediaone.net |
THIS WAS THE MOST FUCKING HILARIOUS THING I HAVE EVER READ!!!!!!!!
Loved the report
Have a nice day :),
UDKM |
| #10 Carni[87516] |
| cf3k-4.paradise.net.nz |
| ROFL |
| #11 Zumbooruk[87521] |
| AKCF2.xtra.co.nz |
| Aye rofl. |
| #12 TDM[87524] |
| ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com |
| hehehe. Agreed 10&11. |
| #13 Traxis[87529] |
| pool0841.cvx31-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net |
LMFAO!!
"It wasn't her time to die. Especially not while riding a mail box"
LOL!! Total Ownage!!!
10! 10! 10! |
| #14 [AsF]AzNSuNBoY[87576] |
| AC9599B8.ipt.aol.com |
This was cool.
COME ON PEOPLE, COMMENT! |
| #15 quad[87589] |
| spider-mtc-ta061.proxy.aol.com |
| gj |
| #16 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[87596] |
| vance002.net.gov.bc.ca |
Pure own gooooog
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| #17 Star134[87605] |
| spider-wm041.proxy.aol.com |
| Brilliant! i want to hear the rest..gogogogo |
| #18 CrackHeadJeb[87608] |
| mu-178245.dhcp.missouri.edu |
Well, this is the first fanfic that I have read.... and I wasn't disappointed. 8*)
A ten from me.
-CrackHeadJeb |
| #19 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[87650] |
| webcache.BrockU.CA |
| Nice job, the Jamaican was ownage. |
#20  [87652] |
| 11.crrg2.xdsl.nauticom.net |
| Nice work. Funny stuff. |
| #21 CaughtNaked[87795] |
| spider-mtc-tc043.proxy.aol.com |
Dispite personal differences, this nigga thinks the report was damn funny. I dont normaly like fan-fics, especaily ones that have nothing to do with SC, but this one was good and well worth the time.
8
<font color="red">t2yl,</font>
<font color="blue">~CN</font> |
| #22 Core[87813] |
| cy662178-a.huntgtn1.wv.home.com |
| It was amusing, but not funny. Maybe I'm just not in the right mood to read it. I couldn't even finish it =( |
| #23 jeva42[87886] |
| 1Cust103.tnt1.rialto.ca.da.uu.net |
| now, i respect the scarab, really, but fanfics don't belong in the BR's, they belong in the forums.. yeah, that was hilarious, but when you get right down to it, THERE WASN'T A BATTLE REPORT ANYWHERE IN THERE.... good work, anyway... |
| #24 lex[87999] |
| hsa130.pool024.at101.earthlink.net |
pure crap die scarab die
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| #25 SugaBub[88125] |
| spider-wi042.proxy.aol.com |
you scarab are a bastard .. you almost got me fired at work for looking like some uncontrollable jackass laughing at his computer ..that was seriously funny .. i liked when he was beatin jammamon with the owl and when wizzum was actin like his nose hair was froze .... hell it was all good ...Wha...why?" He looked at me as if I told him that I was so cool that I have a viciously contagious testicular disease in which your nut sack turns into a door to door Nutter Butter salesman. ... you gotta notify me on part 2
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| #26 [ScV][88131] |
| p58-apx1.syd.ihug.com.au |
Have you ever pissed your pants laughing at something? I have now. I went through 3 pairs before i finished. Funny shit.
Good to Go
ScV |
| #27 teck.lika.hore[88438] |
| cx190935-a.dnpt1.occa.home.com |
I come back out of boredom for a quick look see, notice a Scarab report, so I figure I can get <i>some</i> chuckles out of it. So I read your quote unquote report.
Which I must admit I now regret doing. No offense.
Well, somebody's gotta say that the humor is cheesy, some jokes are Leslie Nielson rip-offs (the corny humor), the spelling is that of a high school freshman, and thusly I could only bear to make it to paragraph... 9, I believe.
Maybe I can supress my innate gag reflexes and dive in again and see if perhaps you've redeemed yourself with <i>actual</i> humor and not the sophomoric travesty I had seen emblazoned on my computer monitor 5 minutes ago. Your technique is getting rusty.
teck
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| #28 teck.lika.hore[88439] |
| cx190935-a.dnpt1.occa.home.com |
Or perhaps you weren't serious about this, as in you were making <i>fun</i> of bad fanfics or bad jokes or something.
In that case, bravo. |
| #29 teck.lika.hore[88440] |
| cx190935-a.dnpt1.occa.home.com |
| Nope. The jokes actually got <i>worse</i> as the 'story' went along. Tragic. |
| #30 Scarab[88568] |
| ACAFB2AA.ipt.aol.com |
you're a stupid fuck
2 reasons
1.<i>sorry, the proofread version wasn't sent, this bitch is loaded with spelling errors, sorry</i>tpp bad you didn't notice that.
2.Way to try to look deep into my story for some solid storyline and meaningful humor. Leslie Nielson ripoffs? He's a fucking actor, what the hell are you talking about? It's a crazy ass story with random jokes and wierd ass nonsense. If you're looking for anything else, go for it, waste your time more.
I can take criticism up my anus and out the eye, but you're just dead wrong. |
| #31 teck.lika.hore[88655] |
| cx190935-a.dnpt1.occa.home.com |
Such bold retorts.
Obviously you <b>can't</b> take criticism, so be quiet.
1) Too bad I didn't notice what wasn't there. Where in your 'story' is that? Probably in the pictures in the top or bottom with the cute red 'X' in the middle of them. Good work, slick.
2) I wasn't looking in your report for 'War and Peace' caliber writing or for Chris Rock humor. I was looking for something funny, not something I might have written when I was 13. And if you had any understanding of the human language you would have figured out that I meant that your jokes were like poor translations from Leslie Nielson <i>movies</i>. His movies have that kind of humor with random jokes and crazy stories. The difference is that the one's in his movies are actually <i>funny</i>.
Now stop complaining because someone above a 5th grade reading level with an actual sense of humor didn't find your 'zany pseudo-comedic blah blah' story funny at all. People thought your story was funny, I didn't. Deal with it.
teck
oh btw, that 'anus/eye' thing? Was that supposed to be funny, too? Or maybe 'hip' slang from the mean streets of high school? oh well |
| #32 Scarab[88722] |
| ACAC02A6.ipt.aol.com |
Wow, if it wasn't bad enough that you're simply turning my story into something else, then criticizing it, you seem to think you're opinion is universal, when its obviously looking the other way, as the rest of these comments easily prove.
It goes without saying that if a child, such as yourself, dosen't know how to read, then he should NOT fucking read my story, and get back to thinking he could do any better. When he has nothing better to do that backtrack to my comments 25 reports later to give his half assed, dead wrong opinion. |
| #33 teck.lika.hore[88852] |
| JHU0024.RES.jhu.edu |
I had a bunch of paragraphs explaining why you are an idiot, but the terms weren't simple enough. So allow me to break it down:
1) Anyone who thought your story was funny is probably in
high school or below (maaaaaybe junior college). I
mean, cmon, THAT'S your defense? 20 people on THIS SITE
(not exactly mature central) thought it was good? Damn
you must be <u>desperate</u> for approval
2) Opinions aren't right or wrong, you ignorant fool
3) If I'm not older than you (though I believe I am), I'm
way ahead of you in things like, oh um, college (what
junior college are <i>you</i> looking into now, btw?),
so I'm pretty sure I know what I'm talking about more
than you, though you probably won't consider this a
valid point, because power and brains to you involves
using racial slurs like a 10 year old who overheard his
older brother and wants to act cool
4) I <b>could</b> do better. Hell, a monkey with a
typewriter could. Sorry but you have no idea how to
write a funny story. No matter your bullshit line
about 'oh it was just a simple thing I quickly wrote' -
you actually thought it was good and funny. Trust me.
Its not. I've seen better writing from high school
english classes. Literally.
5) I haven't seen the site in a long time (busy with work
in school and outside, something you probably don't
understand with your Algebra class), so your report
(on the main page, you moron) <i>was</i> new to me. I
believe I mentioned that, too.
Well, I guess it <b>was</b> a long bunch of paragraphs. Hopefully you understand english (you should be at least in AP English I by now, right) enough to read all of it. Good for you, though, I'm too busy to deal with you anymore, so write whatever horrible crap you wish. Maybe I'll check back in two months and see if you've learned basic writing.
Have a jolly good childhood.
teck |
| #34 teck.lika.hore[88853] |
| JHU0024.RES.jhu.edu |
| Oh btw, learn to accept criticism and stop bitching to me like you probably do to your english teacher when she/he fails you for that kind of garbage |
| #35 [88872] |
| 207.4.245.3 |
Wow, teck, you're a stupid fuck. You couldn't be more possibly wrong, scarab owns you , this BR owns you. Live with it newbie. No more childish replies for you.
<a href="www.fdlsfkjdf.com>fff</a href> |
| #36 "></a>[89089] |
| www.infosysinternational.com |
| Unbroken. |
| #37 CrackHeadJeb[89090] |
| pppw38.htc.net |
What's your malfunction, faggot?
Yeah, I'm talking to you, teck.lika.hore.
Since you've counterflamed all of the readers of this report...
(comment #31 by assfucker, er, teck.lika.hore)
"because someone above a 5th grade reading level with an actual sense of humor didn't find your 'zany pseudo-comedic blah blah' story funny at all."
(well, gee, I'm a 5th grader now)
(comment #33 by teck.lika.hore)
"1) Anyone who thought your story was funny is probably in
high school or below (maaaaaybe junior college)."
(hrm, I think YRM has been through college, since he created the graphics for the game that we will all be playing shortly.)
...allow me to retort.
I enjoyed this report because it seemed like a DAMN GOOD Leslie Nielson ripoff. It was like I was reading <i>The Naked Gun</i>. The..Scarab has an excellent narrative sense, almost up to the level that Johnny_Vegas has in his battlereports. He is also very descriptive, as I had a clear visual of the mannerisms and such of all of the characters in the story. That's a rare quality for fanfics here.
In your comment #27, your did not have the right to critique Scarab's BR in the tactless way that you have. You didn't like it? Great. But since you may, of course, be wrong, (since you're a rookie reporter, 4 reports, haven't released one since 2000) you have no right to disrespect Scarab's work here. You can say why you don't like it without showing disrespect. (comment #27, "So I read your quote unquote report.", "Maybe I can supress my innate gag reflexes")
Scarab flames back, which is understandable, and you insult every one who enjoyed this report.
Well, to teck.lika.hore, I would like to tell you to go back to sodomizing sheep. Assfucker.
-CrackHeadJeb |
| #38 Scarab[89151] |
| AC90DDE3.ipt.aol.com |
haha, fuckin cock blocked
thx jeb u own |
| #39 teck.lika.hore[93116] |
| JHU0024.RES.JHU.EDU |
uh-huh. thanks jeb, ya proved my point. go study algebra while i give Dolly a good rogering. hold still u accursed lambchop! mmm lambchop.. .sheep puppet... i'm horny, brb
teck
ps leslie nielson's rolling around in his non-grave, you child
pps what the fuck is cock blocked? weird little retard |
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