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- CynicalMagician




#1 Monty Pylon[88475]
gateway.Culinary.EDU
Just a little something i wrote as i just re-read the to Kill A Newbie series and got a good laugh. I also found it interesting that the Kidd hate posts arrived after this report(I think) and after the whole CoD incindent. if you don't know the CoD incident check out dref's page. it is very funny.
#2 TDM[88484]
ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
Sheesh. :P Funny.
#3 TDM[88485]
ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
Sheesh. :P Funny.
#4 ']['ROLL[88488]
vance002.net.gov.bc.ca
brilliant...rofl!!!
#5 Squad-o-death[88555]
h000094c7d4a8.ne.mediaone.net
really intense. gold for sure. i want to read your other reports though. the one about the guys on aiur, who were in a big battle...uh...yea... so, uh... finish your fanfic series plz...

KILL THE UMPIRE!,
squad


#6 Squad-o-death[88559]
h000094c7d4a8.ne.mediaone.net
speakin' of kidd, wtf is up w/ this guy? he must be fuckin' crazy or something. im gettin REALLY FUCKIN TIRED of his flames. if any1 has ANY idea on how to permanately stop these "reports", plz post in the forum or send to the site admins or something, plz.
#7 y0urg0d[88561]
px3nr.wp.shawcable.net
Er.. gold!
#8 Monty Pylon[88591]
gateway.Culinary.EDU
Squad- I finished that series for now with my last installment of the big battle on Aiur. Not many people saw it because ten reports followed it in four hours after i posted it. You can search for it because it was a very descriptive chapter in the battle and a whole bunch of main characters died.
#9 Kidd the KING[88634]
126.163.106.207.in-addr.arpa
<font color="#000000" size="7">This is <font color="#000080" size="7"><span style="background-color: #FFFF00">Kidd the King</span></font> comin to ya liiiiiive with a report that deserves the rating 10. Here we go.

Da game is between </font><font color="#FF0000" size="7"> Nigga</font><font color="#000000" size="7"> and
</font><font color="#008080" size="7"> Butthead</font><font color="#000000" size="7"> on Challenger.
</font><font color="#FF0000" size="7"> Nigga</font><font color="#000000" size="7"> is red zerg at da top and
</font><font color="#008080" size="7"> Butthead</font><font color="#000000" size="7"> is teal protoss. None of the players do jack shit at da beginning of da game. Then
</font><font color="#FF0000" size="7"> Nigga</font><font color="#000000" size="7"> builds ONE zergling and ATTACKS!
</font><font color="#008080" size="7"> Butthead</font><font color="#000000" size="7"> has one zealot. But guess what?
<u> DA ZEALOT IS TOO WEAK</u>! Da motherfuckin zergling BEATS da pussy ass zealot! But then a probe attacks da zergling and da zergling dies.
</font><font color="#FF0000" size="7"> Nigga</font><font color="#000000" size="7"> responds by sending down another tiny assed zergling. This time
</font><font color="#008080" size="7"> Butthead</font><font color="#000000" size="7"> has got a dragoon. But guess what?
<u> DA DRAGOON LOSES</u>!! But then a probe attacks da zergling and da tiny asses pussy zergling dies. The third time
</font><font color="#FF0000" size="7"> Nigga</font><font color="#000000" size="7"> sends down an ultralisk and
</font><font color="#008080" size="7"> Butthead</font><font color="#000000" size="7"> ain't got jack shit for defence. But after
</font><font color="#FF0000" size="7"> Nigga</font><font color="#000000" size="7"> has burned down all buildings,
</font><font color="#008080" size="7"> Butthead</font><font color="#000000" size="7"> attacks with a horde of probes and kicks da ultralisks ass! Nigga responds by sending down a
</font><font color="#000080" size="7">Torrasque</font><font color="#000000" size="7">, but by da time it reaches
</font><font color="#008080" size="7">Butthead</font><font color="#000000" size="7">, he's got twice da number of
</font><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"><font color="#000000" size="7"> UPGRADED PROBES</font></span><font color="#000000" size="7"> and kicks da
</font><font color="#000080" size="7"> Torrasque's</font><font color="#000000" size="7"> lowly ass. Then
</font><font color="#008080" size="7"> Butthead</font><font color="#000000" size="7"> finally attacks with a horde of probes, about 60, which are upgraded 3/3. He then sends in 20 shuttles for a massive
<span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> probe-drop</span> on </font><font color="#FF0000" size="7"> Nigga's</font><font color="#000000" size="7"> expansion and wins da game.

Da moral of this game is: <span style="background-color: #FFFF00">FUCK DREFSAB!</span><font color="#000000" size="7"> Muhahaha! And forget about banning me, u incompetent losers - I use a proxy server,
<u> so it won't do jack shit</u>! Muhahahhaaa!!!

























#10 Kidd[88635]
126.163.106.207.in-addr.arpa
MUHAHAHAHAHHA!
#11 Kidd the KING[88636]
126.163.106.207.in-addr.arpa
I AM THE MAN!
#12 Kidd the KING[88637]
126.163.106.207.in-addr.arpa
<span style="background-color: #FFFF00">Like I told yo sorry asses: F-U-C-K D-R-E-F-S-A-B! Muhahahahhahaaaa!</span><font color="#000000" size="7">
#13 [Nds]Avenger[88638]
126.163.106.207.in-addr.arpa
Kidd rules!
#14 Death's Servant-TPF[88643]
cr926028-a.rct1.bc.wave.home.com
Can't an admin stop the rampaging FAG? How about we all spam his E-Mail: KIDD IS A DAMN FAGGOT! DREFSAB RULES YOUR ASS! U suck so much ass that it hurts KIDD!
#15 _Insanitarium_[88654]
spider-tp032.proxy.aol.com
Kidd, do you really expect to win this battle? What do you want? Respect? Revenge? Well, you certainly aren't getting any of those now are you? Do you think we really care that much about all your gay spam posts? Does it really hurt us (Or Drefsab, for that matter) that you waste your time reading the html help files on this site just so you can learn how to change the text color on this and haplessly try to annoy us with your idiocy. Get a life, a penis, and a new site to annoy, because on this one, you are just plain faggoty.

Insan
#16 [SLF]Harlequin[89051]
a-66-205-biz2.mts.net
wow this Kidd dude is weak
get over it
your a newbie
we make fun of you
its the bnet food chain
when u stop sucking then ull stop being mindless entertainment for those of us with skill

deal with it

-harle
#17 CKane[89077]
c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com
Too short :[
#18 [89371]
on-tor-blr-a58-04-1092.look.ca
i dont think this was gold



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