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#1 FurtinoMixer[91842]
spider-wf073.proxy.aol.com
Sorry for making you rate this DrA =P
#2 Starookie[91843]
edtn009477.hs.telusplanet.net
hahahaahahah jackass cookies =]
#3 GamerChickie[91844]
cacher.austin.ibm.com
=o
#4 DrAwesome[91845]
PPP-155-49.va.sprint-hsd.net
omfg you bitch die i hate you thx
is your real name a secret or is it assumed to be known. anyways mark dont make me rate this i hate my life :[

if i dont get rater, i blame it solely on you. i am gonna have to go with a ........ dammit

it was pretty interesting, i mean really funny. but then again, it was like entirely your alt text from some other reports. anyways, funny, but sorta lacking in content. another month more worth of stuff would have gotten this up to a 8 probably, but as it is, i see this as a 6/7. cuz i found so much of this funny, i would stick with a 7

cool report ;) its things like these that qualify people for hof, going out on a limb to do whatever they feel like. funny stuff






#5 iggy[91846]
adsl-64-167-13-43.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex
#6 [AsF]AzNSuNBoY[91847]
ACA86FF3.ipt.aol.com
Iggy for HOF then? =o

#7 Scarab[91848]
AC8D40AA.ipt.aol.com
you should have just cut off the first part with the games and posted a bunch of funny shit from nh
#8 The.Confessor[91849]
134.126.183.140
hi XLD, nice work ^^
#9 quad[91850]
spider-mtc-th064.proxy.aol.com
i came up with SoL thx
#10 Talon[91852]
cx110054-b.pwy1.sdca.home.com
i should talk to you more often
#11 probe[91853]
242694hfc156.tampabay.rr.com
hrmm actually this wasn't very funny at all
the first few things were funny, then everythign else was gay.
#12 FurtinoMixer[91854]
spider-th041.proxy.aol.com
Yes fessor, expect midget shit on your doorstep before the end of the week
#13 probe[91855]
242694hfc156.tampabay.rr.com
gogo
EndsP2T (12:29:00 AM): fuck u probe
EndsP2T (12:29:03 AM): ;[
Tenthar (12:29:12 AM): eh
Tenthar (12:29:18 AM): hi furtino mixer
Tenthar (12:29:19 AM): seriously
Tenthar (12:29:21 AM): that was not funny
Tenthar (12:29:23 AM): : (
Tenthar (12:29:47 AM): gogo
EndsP2T (12:30:12 AM): i cut out the real unfunny stuff
EndsP2T (12:30:20 AM): most was marginally funny =/
Tenthar (12:30:31 AM): a lot of the chat logs
Tenthar (12:30:33 AM): were stupid
Tenthar (12:30:35 AM): and not funny
Tenthar (12:30:52 AM): i can get more humor
Tenthar (12:30:55 AM): joining a korean ladder game
Tenthar (12:31:02 AM): and typing in "who is the president of the united states?"
EndsP2T (12:31:04 AM): =/
Tenthar (12:31:05 AM): and them responding "babo"
Tenthar (12:31:10 AM): then screen shotting that and post
Tenthar (12:31:13 AM): gg no re
EndsP2T (12:31:22 AM): ffffffft
Tenthar (12:32:07 AM): n00b


















#14 Scarab[91856]
AC8D40AA.ipt.aol.com
TheFatScarab: grow some pubes
Tenthar signed off at 12:42:25 AM
#15 probe[91857]
242694hfc156.tampabay.rr.com
scarab you've been blocked for like 2 days now


and that never happend


idiot
#16 probe[91858]
242694hfc156.tampabay.rr.com
Tenthar (12:36:05 AM): grow some pubes
TheFatScarab signed off at 12:36:10 AM.
#17 Scarab[91859]
AC8D40AA.ipt.aol.com
yea it did you stupid fuck
much more than 2 days ago, although I guess you can't count that much further in the crocth area so its no big deal
#18 Scarab[91860]
AC8D40AA.ipt.aol.com
way to go, give me more names to block, dumbass
how about spend your time on something useful, like trying to sneak into a PG-13 movie>
#19 probe[91861]
242694hfc156.tampabay.rr.com
they are past my bed time!
#20 DivvyO[91862]
162.119.232.100
Comp stomps are never funny. When will you kids learn that comps have feelings too?

If I was a rater, I'd give this a 6, but the quotes make me give it a ... 6. Sorry. Some of them really fell on their ass. I'm sick, and looking for something to cheer me up, and I don't think I'll find them when half the jokes fall on their collective ass.

Can't someone come up with content that's not ripped off from other pepole these days?

probe: wth do you live, we have matinees of nc-17 movies ;D
#21 probe[91863]
242694hfc156.tampabay.rr.com
seattle.
#22 Warfare[91869]
drip253.drizzle.com
nice,
I'm on Beacon Hill
Work on Capitol Hill
fucken hills.

War

p.s. report sucks

#23 FurtinoMixer[91874]
spider-wf013.proxy.aol.com
HEY THANKS A LOT DIPSHIT
#24 FurtinoMixer[91875]
spider-wf013.proxy.aol.com
Jesus, do all of you guys use timestamps? =/
#25 DivvyO[91877]
162.119.232.100
I think they just turn it on before copy/pasting.
#26 [c]Barramundi[91883]
202.156.0.2
OMg,
the ending part was hilarious.
#27 CrackHeadJeb[91886]
mu-178245.dhcp.missouri.edu
Hey, what's a furtino?

This information is crucial to my next battlereport.

erm, yeah.

-CrackHeadJeb
#28 the()vermind[91897]
proxy-server.hawaii.rr.com
nice format, bad game, there was a br that had a betern format than this, it got a 3. Maybe if the guy had won, he would get a higher rating. 3-7. I give 4
#29 [91899]
on-tor-blr-a58-04-392.look.ca
haha 4, overmind>xld
#30 FurtinoMixer[91902]
spider-wq071.proxy.aol.com
T_Mac, when will you learn

i got a game with the most well known sc player in the world to BR. Have a nice day.
#31 derek[91918]
AC8910C6.ipt.aol.com
10, now unblock
#32 Corbalt[91960]
cm-24-25-154-15.nycap.rr.com
rofl, poor friendless korean. haha dude i have the funniest ss's of babo koreans ;) theyre all so cute.
#33 Wisest~Yoda[92089]
pm3-1-8.boscobel.mwt.net
dont worry xld, i thought it was pretty funny =o
#34 CrackHeadJeb[92384]
mu-178245.dhcp.missouri.edu
Hrm,

Unorthodox report: 6
Some stuff was crap: -1
Short length: -1
Celebrity Jeopardy reference: +2
The use of "pigfuckers" in a totally appropriate way: +1

A 7 on my scale, good job.
-CrackHeadJeb



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