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-[MrFurious]




#1 Suspect[92344]
18.105.149.210.economy.2iij.net
We're #1 take that ya dinkface.
#2 ^Geist^[92352]
209.115.253.134
1st non author
#3 derek[92354]
AC8E16C1.ipt.aol.com
10

10101010100101010

10



#4 Suspect[92356]
cr921355-a.rchrd1.on.wave.home.com
Hmmmm, that looks a lot like a thumbs down.
#5 Equalisatium[92358]
ip593.arcnxx2.adsl.tele.dk
Fair writting = 6
+1 for not a BGH
-1 for being temple instead.
+1 for trashing guys who pick partner on stat

so a 7.




#6 wallysmith[92359]
s68-212.resnet.ucla.edu
hahah good shit...
dont listen to all these other guys...
ur writing is funny as f*ck, just add a couple good pics and ur all set, for reals..

#7 thanks[92360]
cr921355-a.rchrd1.on.wave.home.com
I didn't even know I was gonna make it until afterwards. I was just bored and it was a good game to describe. Thanks for the encouragement.
#8 .Hype[92361]
71-149-237-24.sol-dial.gci.net
some of it was a little too much, but i saw the humor in it
6-7
gw
-Hype


#9 MatriX(SR)[92363]
chpxy02-chrtr02.ne.mediaone.net
Good report, especially for a first. You made a liiiiittle too many references to sex with your family, anal sex, sex with probes, etc. but its all good :).

7

#10 [92367]
HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU
Sex with probe


that's wrong.


#11 [92368]
barry-asy-74.rutgers.edu
word fls =o
#12 Squad-o-death[92370]
h000094c7d4a8.ne.mediaone.net
fairly good writing...but...*shudders*...probe sex

way to many references to sex and rapage (is that possible? yes). not very cool.

give it a 6
6-for fairly good writing
+2-for raping some asshole who picks a partner based on stats
-2-for metioning sex too much (and gay sex...)
-2-for not having any good pics
+2-well...just because i want to give you +2, so there!

SQUAD








#13 <font color="green">+Mep+</font>[92375]
A040-0014.PHL2.splitrock.net
I really have nothing to say. I just am saying something cuz I finally figured out that html works in comments. Have a nice day.
+Mep+
#14 MatriX(SR)[92386]
chpxy01-chrtr01.ne.mediaone.net
Sex with probes is NOT wrong! It is completely natural and if you can't appreciate it, well then, you can go to hell!

You see.. sometimes when a man and a probe love each other very much..
#15 WarLeaderJustin[92394]
adsl-64-166-111-12.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
Matrix, they meant the "probe"
#16 [92398]
pm3-1-4.boscobel.mwt.net
i didnt read this.
#17 [92411]
24.66.10.226
I like poon
#18 [92412]
24.66.10.226
HAHAHA YOU ARE ALL NEWBS, FUCK ME
#19 sigh...[92414]
24.66.10.226
So easy to take rater tags...
#20 [92420]
proxy2.denver1.co.home.com
hmmm 7
#21 ground-LOBP-[92449]
syr-66-66-31-168.twcny.rr.com
A little hard to follow - HOW MANY PLAYERS WERE IN THE !@#$ING GAME DAMMIT, I read at least six or seven different names and I couldn't figure out if they were euphemisms or what. Hard-pressed to choose between a 6 and a 7... I'd go with the 6.
#22 DrAwesome[92453]
PPP-155-49.va.sprint-hsd.net
hmm this report was very weird
so many random sexual innuendos, as well as confusing jokes sorta disrupted the flow of the writing. The game got confusing at points and by the end i had no real clue what had happened.

other than that, not so bad. GJ
5
DrAwesome
#23 Scosmokes[92464]
wwwgate1.motorola.com
I guess there were a lot of sex jokes, but I didn't even seem to notice.

How did you storm sieged tanks with cliff ebay?

#24 Roaddog~Wp[92472]
proxy1-external.pr1.on.home.com
ya ban the bastard, rater tags are ez to take? I thot it took password or something
#25 DrAwesome[92473]
24-216-218-10.hsacorp.net
HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU ALL I SUCK ASS
#26 Roaddog~Wp[92476]
proxy4-external.pr1.on.home.com
I agree with the poser on poon, i dont know if we are all newbs though, i mean look at bobo for instance.
#27 Admit it[92484]
cr921355-a.rchrd1.on.wave.home.com
You like the poon jokes. No no no, you love it. Sorry.
#28 ground-LOBP-[92504]
syr-66-66-31-168.twcny.rr.com
all you have to do is link to the rater gif in html...
#29 CrackHeadJeb[93479]
mu-178245.dhcp.missouri.edu
Hrm, I must be really fucked up right now, but the title of this report makes me laugh hysterically.

-CHJ



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