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#1 CrackHeadJeb[93529]
mu-178245.dhcp.missouri.edu
.............
#2 joe[93530]
pm1-28.sj.redshift.com
hi


jeb you own


-joe





#3 Cearas[93531]
proxy.pth.iprimus.net.au
Woohoo, a CHJ report. 2.25 meg, asasdn.
#4 [SM]Strega~F[93532]
proxy2.senet.com.au
4th on a Jeb report! YAY!


Strega


#5 Cearas[93533]
proxy.pth.iprimus.net.au
You deserve an 11. 10 for reporting a 7 way FFA beautifully, and +1 for using Jack Handey quotes as your alt-text.
#6 joe[93534]
pm1-28.sj.redshift.com
just give it a 12
#7 Suicidal Insanity[93535]
195.202.42.10
Cool report :)
I liked the nukes
#8 Suicidal Insanity[93536]
195.202.42.10
Cool report :)
I liked the nukes
#9 [SM]Strega~F[93537]
proxy4.senet.com.au
OK, I have read it now and I predict that you will soon join the ranks of the "Perfect Tens" club. GW. By the way, it didn't take as long to load as other reports you have done so that warning in the title wasn't really necessary, but that's not a problem anyways. Once again, GW.


In complete envy-denial, Strega


#10 D.Dr.P.[93538]
MV1-1458.charter-stl.com
very nice report Jamie

kept me very entertained at four in the morning and you did awesome in keeping up with all the action, see being an anal retentive bastard does pay off :)
Also, whenever you come back after finals I will beat your ass with Nosferatu, whenever I make the deck.
Again good job (good=one spelling mistake) and great games goes out to all competitors. Macroing like a whore wins another game.





#11 the()vermind[93542]
user-2ive6d7.dialup.mindspring.com
jesus christ, how could you br a 7 ffa? This will be in the news section for how well you did such a mighty task. Gotta love the nukes and the chat. <font color="black">/me screams as he looks as his report that is still not rated</font>
#12 TiDaL[93543]
spider-mtc-tg061.proxy.aol.com
those nuke > me t.t
#13 Wr@th[93546]
Ottawa-ppp-198809.sympatico.ca
All that loading killed my hamster :( . He turned the wheel too hard =/
#14 Black Label[93547]
nchobo02.telenet-ops.be
"DrAwesome snuck a ghost to the northwestern corner of Oxyrogen's main and tried to hit him with a nuke as well. An observer happened to be in the area, though, and zealots end the ghost's life before he could drop his payload."

"The..Scarab once again nuked a player with obs status. He aimed at Fizban-'s old expansion, only to get killed by a sunken colony after it was launched. For what it's worth, it's been the only nuke that has failed this game."

YES YES YES !!! I FOUND A MISTAKE IN A BR OF CHJ !!!! ME VERY HAPPY

Btw, like always gosu br :-)





#15 Roaddog~Wp[93548]
proxy3-external.pr1.on.home.com
*grunt*
good
*grunt*
I want food
*grunt*
10


#16 +Mep+[93549]
user-2inil07.dialup.mindspring.com
Dear god. Ummm, good report. How in the hell did you do it? BRing a 7way ffa.....crazy.
10
-1 for posting such a good report after mine.
+1 for being you.
#17 MatriX(SR)[93550]
chpxy01-chrtr01.ne.mediaone.net
Well, the writing and stuff would get you a 8-9 in my book, but since this was a 7FFA, 10. 101010101010. Nice job, jeb.
#18 [93551]
208.196.35.239
hahaha... I finally read one of your reports. This was pure ownage. Good show mate.

10

Dref
#19 Storm[93552]
AC92903B.ipt.aol.com
Killed my freaking modem. gw
#20 Equalisatium[93553]
ip323.arcnxx2.adsl.tele.dk
So when is the score limit expanded to 15 or so, I think there are way to many 10's lately. Great report.
#21 WarLeaderJustin[93554]
63.113.115.5
pretty cool, CHJ. 10.
#22 Shepherd[93555]
res104a-013.rh.rit.edu
Wow...amazing report.

I give this 10.
#23 DrAwesome[93556]
PPP-155-11.va.sprint-hsd.net
hahhah own!! 101010 if any rater doesnt give this 10 i kill you

anyways, that was the most fun game ever. and my second nuke (on koshers main) died cuz he ran outta mana :{ lol

man test is gay! i coulda taken him out early after that nuke. (when i sent the 12 guys i was like taking it easy and sent the bulk of my men to slippys base) BAH

ps i sucked that game but i was terran anyways. i own much more at strifeshadow ^^ i beat TillerMaN 1v1 SS no joke hehehe.

back to the report, godly writing, great pics, and the best game 101010

#24 Wisest~Yoda[93561]
pm3-1-2.boscobel.mwt.net
pfff i tried joining that game but it was fulll




not too bad tho
#25 Corbalt[93566]
cm-24-25-154-15.nycap.rr.com
sweet im mentioned twice

mad props to the element+r clan

awesome br crackhead ^^
#26 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[93567]
bc-kam-a53-01-24.look.ca
Great Report Jeb. Wish i could of performed better :(
#27 asdf man[93568]
c408591-a.plstn1.sfba.home.com
i liked it
#28 CrackHeadJeb[93569]
mu-178245.dhcp.missouri.edu
Continental Divide is one of those maps that seems smaller than it is. If more people would've bothered to look in StarEdit (hehe), they would've discovered they only had one close, very vulnerable expansion. And, despite being a 256*256 map, it is very wide open. The actual travelling distance from main to main is short.

Yes, people were going to die quickly. Sorry that you were an early casualty, :+:SlipKnoT:+:. =]

I'm glad everyone liked it. Thanks for the compliments!

-CHJ
#29 [ScV][93573]
CPE-61-9-192-142.nsw.bigpond.net.au
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

there really is a huge gap between a nine and a ten and this deserved the extra point.

Love your work

Good to Go
ScV
#30 Pu-Tang[93574]
1Cust143.tnt3.redlands.ca.da.uu.net
It would of looked better with a black background and gey text, but a 10 nonetheless

GW
#31 [93575]
HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU
haah ownage report!
#32 [93578]
HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU
crack u got ICQ or aim?
#33 SilverLeafTree[93582]
c519836-a.iowact1.ia.home.com
OOOOOOOO RAINBOW COLORS!
#34 CrackHeadJeb[93583]
mu-178245.dhcp.missouri.edu
AIM: kingjames81
#35 [93584]
zmapxypro01-b.zma.compaq.com
Awesome report gogogogogogogo

Fox
#36 Fractal_Wave[93585]
h24-77-0-80.gv.shawcable.net
Span text! I love it!

All the best,
Fractal_Wave
#37 the()vermind[93587]
AC8AD526.ipt.aol.com
may I humbly ask who gave the 9? A <i>9</i> to a 7 ffa report?
#38 Scarab[93588]
AC9F1A6F.ipt.aol.com
omg fiz was obs haha, oh well 10
#39 iggy[93594]
adsl-64-160-26-212.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
FFFFFFFFFFF
#40 Falcon[93596]
h24-66-252-151.ss.shawcable.net
im a 2 digit number on a chj report =o
#41 Myth[93597]
px2cv.gv.shawcable.net
Nice report Cracker, 10
#42 livingex[93599]
spider-tm034.proxy.aol.com
Damn
...........
Damn
...........
*looks at the minimap pic where half of the map is orange*
It's not hard at all to believe 20 new gateways when Test owns like that.

You ARE my hero Test!

Anyways, CHJ I dunno how in the hell you did a 7 man BR, but damn it was someting. The report wasn't anyhting sparkly and new, but SHIT 7 people?

9.5

LE
#43 Twip[93601]
dhcp065-024-135-077.columbus.rr.com
Sweet report! :D
#44 Iron Lung[93602]
7.gs2.gj.net
That absolutely killed my modem. At least it a good report.
#45 TDM[93605]
ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
Yeah, Iron, what if a report by CHJ had all those pictures, killed your modem and was BAD? Well, all I will say is look and see if any waters running uphill.
#46 wfang[93617]
cr781696-a.wlfdle1.on.wave.home.com
i know who oxegyon was just think ghosu X'D
#47 BADKITTY![93632]
ss02.ny.us.ibm.com
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This is extra specially helpful durring server splits, when everyone's on exodus, but can't see eachother. There are 3 or 4 exodus servers, and if you all get on the exact same one, you will be fine.

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#48 SqrumMeat[93639]
spider-tf052.proxy.aol.com
dude the deep thoughts/fuzzy memories books rule. good report
#49 [93646]
on-tor-blr-a58-01-609.look.ca
own
#50 Gojky[93670]
proxy.library.uq.edu.au
Very cool report! Iloved the nukes so much that I went and bought a microwave!
He He He
Very good indeed 10!
#51 KingJamesXXX[93679]
st401a.mckenna.edu
Great report! Nukes were tremendously funny, but the best line of the whole thing was:

Testosterone: scarab will u suck my cock?
The...Scarab: for coke?
Testosterone: all i have is diet :(

ROTFL HAHAHAHA after seeing "Blow" I was really expecting this to be some drug reference, but it wasn't. Testy is so l33t it defies belief.

BTW, great AIM name Jeb! We seem to think the same way...
#52 Terran_Cracker[93681]
MV1-1345.charter-stl.com
so when's your BR vs Garett coming out Jeb?
#53 xld.aldogrez[93687]
spider-th054.proxy.aol.com
rofl, who is wfang?

zzz, anyways, i told test to pull the blinds closed, but he didnt and look what happened =[

niceeeeeeeee report, nice nuke pics and everything else, whoever gave a 9 should comment and at least say what could be better =/

oh yeah, i almost forgot, xSmyleSx hacks, corb can back me up on this one ;-)

nice report ol bean
#54 CrackHeadJeb[93690]
mu-178245.dhcp.missouri.edu
Hrmm..

xld - Lack of upgrades, screwed two things up mildly, one typo, game dominated by Testosterone in the second half. =]

Terran_Cracker - rofl! hehe, Testosterone and I felt that we had to obs-backstab garett quickly, as derek was going to kill him soon. That was our only real goal. I don't think that was interesting enough to warrant a battlereport. Now if garett would've been in better shape and the game would've lasted longer, Test and I could've built up a force to beat derek as well. Hehe, Lost Temple is tailor-made for obs-backstabbing.

KingJamesXXX: I want to know who has the AIM screenmane kingjames6. ^^

livingexception: Next time I obs Testosterone, you be there to comment. 8*)

Thanks to all for the comments!

-CHJ
#55 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[93695]
webcache.BrockU.CA
AWESOME br, I am so close to being a mega fan of yours and stalking you wherever you go and maynarding off your excess bikini babes hehe . . .

GOOD JOB! Only thing I would suggest is that Testy was basically in control of the game at all times, and his rise was essentially unimpeded from start to finish. I once made a FFA report on broken stepes with Testy in it, and, well, the exact same thing happened. Testy's just too good for FFAs . . . avoid him when reporting/playing these at ALL COSTS!!!
#56 [93698]
ct273194-a.nblvil1.in.home.com
that was me testing something, sorry done testing now.
#57 [93699]
on-tor-blr-a58-04-1005.look.ca
ban request: johnny_vegas
#58 derek[93700]
AC935517.ipt.aol.com
NO MORE HTML FOR COMMENTS WEE
#59 Anorexic_Foreigner[93701]
spider-te044.proxy.aol.com
Two words, "Fuckin Pow"
#60 [93702]
HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU
some post in forum kept making me redirect here......

u evil java person! =p
#61 el_sux0r[93705]
dhcp078053.res-hall.nwu.edu
ownage! gosu report.

I tried obsing a series all in one day and had trouble remembering everything. You did a whole simult 7ffa AND got the builds and all... Wow.
#62 X-(Swift)-X[93757]
209.226.88.50
Damn Man G/J Peeps Give Anything To See Gosu Nukes Like That
Amazing Man I GIve it a 9

ps. Let Me Be In Next Report :P
#63 X-(Swift)-X[93758]
209.226.88.50
Hook Me Up With Some Crack !
#64 xld.aldogrez[93784]
spider-mtc-tc082.proxy.aol.com
/me gives swift some crack

compliments of proto

=/
#65 Shepherd[93786]
res104a-013.rh.rit.edu
Quote request:

#56 Johnny Vegas Staff[93698]
that was me testing something, sorry done testing now.
#57 T_Mac[93699]
ban request: johnny_vegas


#66 xld.aldogrez[93803]
spider-mtc-tj034.proxy.aol.com
ban request: shepherd
#67 Algernon[93870]
cr732571-a.pr1.on.wave.home.com
*Bang*

Another lamer bites the dust
#68 the()vermind[93994]
user-2ivebjd.dialup.mindspring.com
aren't you the kid that spammed casper's report? Damn it, i re-read this report again cause i was bored, not many reports coming out since passwords were put into effect. I still think you're crazy "mutters to self, 7 ffa... lunatic" What really bothers me is that you did a great job outa it...
#69 Corgy[94030]
user212.keokuk.k12.ia.us
truly an allstar match with the veterans
#70 Anno[94439]
proxy.library.uq.edu.au
D2Kid1 is a cock sucking dickhead.
#71 Spencer[94480]
npcomet.n-polk.k12.ia.us
this report, like all your reports, it SUX! this deserves....
a .5 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!sdfhjkahdfkjshdfkjhsdkfjhskdfhklsdfhskdjfh
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go away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#72 Deliriou55[95064]
spider-ntc-ta043.proxy.aol.com
tell me if this message is up... whats up with usa these days?
get me on diablo 2 /w *Deliriou55 SUP
#73 TerrenMahem[95981]
dialup-64.157.116.11.Dial1.Dallas1.Level3.net
Funny as hell. Oh, and D2kid is a dickhead
#74 [113683]
StCatherines-ppp109165.sympatico.ca
excellent.
#75 .Praetor[152612]
dhcp52.des.ucdavis.edu
This kicked ass. How didn't it get a 10? :)
#76 BonerBob[157837]
fw.westby.k12.wi.us
This is the best report i ever read and it deserves a 10. I got a boner for reading it!



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