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#1 xld.aldogrez[94936]
tcache-wq01.proxy.aol.com
chj=noncommentwhore

shkoon, 1st gg

#2 skicker[94937]
gvarel4.net.external.hp.com
Yeahhh!
2nd!
#3 skicker[94938]
gvarel4.net.external.hp.com
now, lets read the report...
#4 [SM]Strega~F[94940]
proxy3.senet.com.au
Oh my god. First time that I've been able to load a CHJ report without having to right click on half of the pictures and press "show." Maybe this new format for BR.com isn't so bad after all...
On to the report. Kickass, as usual. In fact, while reading this report and looking at all the pretty pictures my sore throat didn't bother me one bit. Typing this comment, my sore throat is owning me. Hmm... CHJ = cure for common cold?
Definitely 9+ but I don't think it will get a 10. The reason? Well, it wasn't spectacular. It was a VERY good report, but not spectacular. Beats the hell out of my reports any day...
The BG on the pictures looks very good. And yes, your alt-text was right. That final pic is a bit hurtful on the ol' eyes.
Keep up the great job dude.


Strega






#5 skicker[94941]
gvarel4.net.external.hp.com
great report, I enjoyed reading it!!
not only did the report have everything a good report needs, but the game you reported was especially good.
only 1 thing: maybe some (only a little bit) humour in the future?

#6 CKane[94942]
c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com
Single digits!
#7 Anti-Progress[94944]
bay4-15.daktel.com
Awsome report! Just the thing to read before going to work in the morning.
#8 [94945]
65.160.148.200
:D:D gj chj very professional looking report.
the background on the pics was sorta bad looking because it didnt match the black bg of the report but that didn't affect it much.
great game, nice writing, nice pics.... but like you said in your last paragraph, there was nothing spectacular or unique about this report.
i give it a 9! gj
(ill rate when i get home =| )



#9 Dampiere[94946]
ares.uwimona.edu.jm
well done jeb! good work, great reporting, you really know how to tell a tale.
D
#10 Barage[94947]
dialup-63.210.75.141.Dial1.Atlanta1.Level3.net
You can say that you dont' have the graphical knowledge, or humor or whatever you claim.

But at bare minimum you pick the most kickin games to report!

#11 DivvyO[94948]
adsl-63-196-248-50.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
Holy.

Shit.

#12 CrackHeadJeb[94949]
pppwb69.htc.net
Hrm. The background of the pics should matchup with the background of the report. Try refreshing DrAwesome. ;)

-CHJ

#13 CrackHeadJeb[94950]
pppwb69.htc.net
Oh, and thanks for the positive comments guys. ;)

-CHJ

#14 Fizban-[94952]
ts1-8.amery.spacestar.net
Heh, very nice battlereport Crackhead. Its kinda sad though...my warmup games are always my best ;(.

Fizban-

#15 Corbalt[94953]
alb-66-66-199-178.nycap.rr.com
dude that last paragraph was bs, you are one of my favorite battlereporters here, g money. great job.
#16 [94954]
host15.vcsihome.com
Wow, great game and a great report. Nice and clean, good detail. Some good writing, by surprising us with the mutalisks.. Solid 9. more like 9.3
#17 joe[94955]
pm1-35.sj.redshift.com
**crowd cheers**Crackheadjeb
CRACKheadjeb
CRACKHEADjeb
CRACKHEADJEB !!!!!!!!!!!


own report 10 ^^

but are you ever gonna br that 4 FFa with testy badtz basic and me ? wish you would you know why ;)

-joe
#18 ground-LOBP-[94957]
syr-24-169-180-86.twcny.rr.com
Great game to br, I was really hanging there in the final minutes, what with all the fighting over the minerals going on. Extremely well put together (I liked the font, the text arrangement, and the pic backgrounds - yep, everything). The little upgrade notations were a great touch. I see no reason why this couldn't get a ten, except maybe lack of humor. But hey, if a br is this good, maybe it doesn't need humor, hmm?
#19 [94962]
user63.net128.va.sprint-hsd.net
matches the bg? im talking about all the green swirly ones.. i see a black bg :[
#20 CrackHeadJeb[94963]
pppw225.htc.net
bleh, the whole thing should be swirly green. =[
#21 CrackHeadJeb[94964]
pppw225.htc.net
At any rate, if you peek at the html and tell me where I'm screwing up, I can fix it. I used fileread this time. ;)

I got the background on two separate comps, though, so I dunno. =/

Thanks to everyone again for the comments!

-CHJ

#22 [94965]
cb790950-b.elmhst1.il.home.com
Dude, don't be so hard on yourself. That last paragraph was uncalled for... :P

Great report and I concur with my fellow raters. Solid 9.

Cheerio,
Dref
#23 [94966]
cb790950-b.elmhst1.il.home.com
P.S. The problem with your background is that in the table tag, the path starts with c:. I don't think this site can see your hard drive... :P

Hopefully you used the neat-oh script entry tag so you can change that ;-)

Dref
#24 CrackHeadJeb[94967]
pppw225.htc.net
Thanks Dref.

Honestly, though, my reports have always been old-school. I was worried a bit that I didn't have anything to offer after the release of 1.08. I guess those worries were unfounded. ;)

-CHJ
#25 [94968]
barry-asy-23.rutgers.edu
wow gj jeb but once i again *badtz denied* =[
* M O N O R A I L *
whatsa called ? once again ?
mmkay i like this report but i the comics sans is getin to me a bit now ever since ive been usin it to type up school assignments years ago :P
#26 CrackHeadJeb[94969]
pppw225.htc.net
There we go - fixed background.

Gay, case-sensitive find on notepad. ^^

-CHJ
#27 derek[94971]
spider-wq013.proxy.aol.com
Wow, that was some great writing. Pics were a bit fuzzy, and I recommend just letting 56k'ers suffer in the future, and leaving them at a higher quality ;D


great report though, thoroughly excellent.


9.5
#28 livingexception[94972]
spider-wb014.proxy.aol.com
NOOO!!!!! The anointed lord of macro is defeated! Testosterone, you we're supposed to be invincible! You're not suposed to lose to incredible startegies and trcikeries! Bad karma, guru!

BTW, reports we best yet on new layout: 9


LE
#29 the()vermind[94977]
tcache-wk01.proxy.aol.com
as time withers by, I find myself drawn to this new site. Exhaustion creeps ever closer as finals approach for my school. I just had to take time to look at this. E-mail please jeb, I need you to help me with a special project (br related)
#30 Heckapotamus[94980]
MV1-3684.charter-stl.com
In response to your question as stated in the BR:
"Anal?"

Sure. But you'd better be a damned good cuddler.
#31 Muerte[94984]
tcache-th01.proxy.aol.com
Why not use dweb on those lurks :-(
I wanted to see toss win too, c'mon scout scout scout
Really gj, keep these coming, the effort is very appreciated!
#32 [94985]
bc-kam-a53-01-41.look.ca
Good work!!!!
#33 [94987]
tcache-wl01.proxy.aol.com
Teach me to BR
#34 nokia[94988]
mkc-65-26-12-201.kc.rr.com
excellent report. the background does infact match everything else perfectly. the pictures have a nice, simple border to encourage the simplistic look, along with the well written report :).
gj
write mOrE pLz?
#35 Testosterone[94990]
mkc-65-28-57-231.kc.rr.com
own, report was own, game was own, etc etc :)'

on a note i had to long distance mine gas to get enough for robo bay and obs, after i built obs i had something like 1270 min and 24 gas hehe, both of my bases with a vespene node were destoryed, so i coldnt even get 1 goon out keke, ill read it tommorow in more detail and comment in greater detail (my burner is fux0red, i think its either the software or im doing something wrong, ill let you know)
#36 ownage123[94992]
193.150.237.241
ownage report
#37 Ling-erie[94996]
host213-122-214-23.btinternet.com
now THIS is the sort of readon why BR.com will not doe, this kept me gripped for the entire game, and i was suprised totally by the ending. Thanx chj for another awesome read, and were i a rater, theis would be a 10/10 certainly. Also, great map choice, one of my favourites.

GG players, AMAZING report chj, thanx. NO bad comments from me today ===ppppppppp
#38 Templar569[94997]
187.philadelphia-03-04rs.pa.dial-access.att.net
Nice, descriptive report on a very good game. Great job.
#39 LuckyNewbie:P[95005]
ip59.denver33.co.pub-ip.psi.net
Yay! Go CHJ! I love these reports, no ffas, no bad jokes, good pictures, good layout, and a good feel for the game. I thought u br'ed that on a replay until i saw the last picture (replays dont replay text). Anyways, gj, loved it!
#40 LuckyNewbie:P[95006]
ip59.denver33.co.pub-ip.psi.net
btw, make more :o
#41 -topgun-[95012]
212.52.140.94
Great job. Very well written and a must read. Some commented on the lack of humor, but frankly, I'd rather have a well written BR than one filled with jokes--bad jokes that need some quirky logic to understand.

Hope to see more of your work.


Happy gaming and CHEERS!
#42 TDM[95016]
ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
Niiiicceee CHJ, niiiiccceee...

9.5
#43 }DraginslayeR{[95018]
A100-0741.NYCM.splitrock.net
/me drools

/me smacks himself in the face for being inconsiderate

/me bows, then drools some more

--}DraginslayeR{

"I wish I were Irish"
#44 [95022]
c1413963-a.bremtn1.wa.home.com
Damn nice report.
#45 Stacrafty[95081]
proxy.xtra.co.nz
good report.. i liked it.. those type of games where bth guys make it really hard on each other with money.. thats where the spell casters come in to use.. broodling is good like that

one more thing with the replays and reports.. I still lke reading reports.. cause i don't have BW at work to watch replays on during my lunch break so i just read reports.. and theres not as much feedback on reports.. as u download them.. then have to load up BW to watch them.. and then back to web to leave comments.. so I like reports better.
#46 Prester John[95209]
137.187.49.135
That was a _fabulous_ game. I love the back-and-forth, trench-warfare scrappiness of it all. Fizban used every trick in the book, and did it well.

And of course the report itself was very well done too, or else I would not have been able to follow this gripping game so closely.
#47 =hankyman619=[95283]
proxy5-external.rdc1.sdca.home.com
yo man nice report
#48 [95328]
on-tor-unv-ap3-50-47.look.ca
u rock :]
#49 CrackHeadJeb[95330]
pppwb135.htc.net
Kickass. My first report with 5 ratings!

Another milestone for me. Thanks T_Mac.

Want to be in another one of my battlereports? I promise I won't use rainbow collages this time. ;)

-CHJ
#50 [95373]
zmapxypro02-b.zma.compaq.com
THIS IS KEWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fox
#51 [95400]
on-tor-blr-a58-03-822.look.ca
k :p
#52 Seriva[95522]
sanduser1004.bossig.com
nice! and kind to us 56kers too =]

Very well done report. (and i think he did do many of the screenshots by replay, and just got that last text one during the game =]). Hmm. I was kind of annoyed at the BR for about half of it.... I mean it's like why do you BR such a one sided game? Despite some impressive micro-ing from brown with Guardians, he was getting creamed. Then I read the paragraph with the lurkers and no obs... and I still didnt think toss was going to lose... but hmm, he did. Very good game that you BRed on.
#53 CrackHeadJeb[95529]
pppw211.htc.net
Yeah, I sorta wish I had the replay. Greatest game that I have ever watched.

It was a 1.07 game. =]

-CHJ
#54 Tanks-A-Lot[98918]
ts1-28.turtlelake.spacestar.net
Fiz owns
#55 saad anty[140304]
proxy01.ste.net.sy
hi i am saad from syria
#56 In the end we are all dead men[148122]
69-160-2-162.bflony.adelphia.net
02/21/04



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