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#1 Eriador[101592]
wittgenstein.ti.telenor.net
1st ~_~
#2 ZerG~LinG[101593]
p412-014.ppp.get2net.dk
After seeing the report "live" i realize that i have a lot to learn, i started wrinting it without ANY html knowledge WHATSOEVER! basic stuff like <fontcolor="blue">STIM</font>
was like an encrypted message.
my graphics are WAY below average, but atleast there's some pics in it ;D.
i hope to get much better in writing reports and espacially at HTML, i still have A LOT to learn.
MANY THANKS to the "basic html report guide" found on this very site, it taught me everything i know...

n00b reporter ZerG~LinG...signing off...







#3 ZerG~LinG[101594]
p412-014.ppp.get2net.dk
WTF
fast comment gogo
#4 Eriador[101595]
wittgenstein.ti.telenor.net
;];];]

nice for a first report ;P

#5 Anonymous[101597]
adsl-63-202-180-37.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
On some of the pictures, the words were hard to read, but otherwise, it was nice.
#6 ZerG~LinG[101598]
p412-014.ppp.get2net.dk
hehe all the pics were done and edited in MS Paint....
what else can you expect from a Bill Gates product?
#7 (...Blaze...)[101599]
mp-216-43-24.daxnet.no
I like it! nicely done, as you said html/pics could have been better, but nice for first try.

Good manner reporting a game you lost :)

What can be better:
- details (you had the general flow, but like .. suddenly he had that and that)
- Battle descriptions...it was also a bit .. "he attacked and i rejected". Some juicy details would own.

All in all, nice first. 6-7 i guess.

(...Blaze...)









#8 willwinforfood[101600]
ool-18b81465.dyn.optonline.net
what blaze said. oh and also:

for the pics, pure black on the jungle color scheme is hard to read in pics. =[

#9 CrackHeadJeb[101602]
mu-196246.dhcp.missouri.edu
great potential, great first report

You'll improve, just keep at it. I didn't know any html or image editing either when I started. I picked it up quickly as I'm sure you will as well.

-CHJ



#10 Whoahhj00[101603]
213.161.167.223
I second the other comments :)
#11 ZerG~LinG[101604]
p424-115.ppp.get2net.dk
thanks to all ppl commenting on my report, and Blaze's comments made alot of sense.
I already have another match to report, a ZvP (me Z) that lasts for about 40min... i hope it will be better ;]
i'll probably get some other graphics program, that doesn't suck as much as MS paint^^
and details on battles will also come (hopefully, i have a SERIOUS case of bad memory :o)


#12 ZerG~LinG[101605]
p424-115.ppp.get2net.dk
i just took a fast look at YRM's guide to graphics, and it seems very nice indeed :D
KILL MS PAINT
GIVE BIRTH TO PHOTOSHOP
;)
#13 NotDefault[101607]
h24-76-173-79.vs.shawcable.net
Nice first report.

6-7, as has been said. Couple things... capitalize the letter "I" when using it to refer to yourself. Yeah, it's not a major thing, but it makes it look a lot cleaner. Put in a little bit more minimaps, the one that was in helped quite a bit in understanding the situation. At the beginning, it helps to have a little "introduction paragraph", where you state the race of you and your enemy (and whether you randomed or not), your colors, etc. It's not a huge problem if it is missing, but it helps to get a grasp on the report.

NotDefault
#14 ZerG~LinG[101608]
p424-115.ppp.get2net.dk
hmmmm i see....
tnx again ppl!
#15 ZerG~LinG[101609]
p424-115.ppp.get2net.dk
RATERS
THOU SHALL MOVE THOU ROYAL ARSE!
AND FOCUS YOUR NEVER ENDING WISDOM ON REWARDING THIS BR WITH ONE OF YOUR SPECTACULAR NUMBERS (10?)

;D
#16 Ana[101613]
phnxdslgw9poolA172.phnx.uswest.net
"inventive name"

humor sucks balls and title was dumb as shit.
#17 Diluvio[101620]
client-151-200-161-80.bellatlantic.net
Whoa, second paragraph into the report already 40 hydras :], that was fast.

Umm, only thing that I had real annoyance with was text on pics, needs to be brighter to appear. On some i didn't relize there was text liek the deja vu one.

Good report for a first one, get more html knowledge and beef these kinds of things up.

6
#18 sMs.NT[101621]
12.21.208.176
well, im giving it a 0 because you said terran are gay!
#19 Patton1944[101625]
spider-to021.proxy.aol.com
Wow, great 1st BR. Keep em comin, you got alot of potential :)

"Trying is the first step toward failure"-Patton1944
#20 Litz-C)8[101631]
spider-mtc-tc044.proxy.aol.com
OMFG Patton take more credit for Homer Simpson quotes plz. . .

--Litz
#21 ArcanE[13][101634]
193.227.101.195
Liz get of patt.
Solid report, lot better than mine, so there is hope in Caughts guide, maybe I'll give it a go.
Keep it up.(6.5)

"RATERS
THOU SHALL MOVE THOU ROYAL ARSE!
AND FOCUS YOUR NEVER ENDING WISDOM ON REWARDING THIS BR WITH ONE OF YOUR SPECTACULAR NUMBERS (10?)"

That whas reel ownage, so stfu Ana.

#22 Ana[101645]
phnxdslgw9poolD203.phnx.uswest.net
requests from on low: shut up, lamer.
#23 BOBBY357[101648]
spider-tk012.proxy.aol.com
not bad at all. you have a lot of potential. keep up the good work.
#24 [SM]Strega~F[101699]
proxy6.senet.com.au
I have a few questions that puzzled me.

1. How did you save as jpg if you used MS Paint?
2. Started a robo fac 30 minutes into the game? WTF?

Apart from that, good report. Keep em coming.


Strega
#25 ZerG~LinG[101725]
p422-052.ppp.get2net.dk
I will have a nother report up in a few weeks/days, and indeed it is possible to save JPG. images from paint. at least on my version :/
I know it was a very late robofac, and it was one of the reasons i lost, getting those island would really have helped, plus drop is always nice^^

and one more thing:

"inventive name"

humor sucks balls and title was dumb as shit. -Ana

how do you expect to get taken serioulsly with such a lame comment, talk about the report, or keep out...
#26 Ana[101752]
phnxdslgw9poolB83.phnx.uswest.net
what part of "humor sucks balls and title was dumb as shit" isn't talking about the report? here's a clarification in the unfortunate even you're an idiot: THE HUMOR OF THE BATTLEREPORT SUCKED BALLS AND THE TITLE OF THE BATTLEREPORT WAS AS DUMB AS SHIT. not looking good for this one.
#27 funnymarx[101770]
dhcp085206.res-hall.nwu.edu
Actually... it was kinda hard to understand....
When you said that "THE TITLE OF THE BATTLEREPORT WAS AS DUMB AS SHIT." (sic) did you mean that the title seemed to be composed by someone who had the mind of excrement, or that the title was on the same level as the concept of shit? Or were your personifying the title of the report and then suggesting that if it had a mind, it would be one composed of shit?
Just wondering... I don't really give a shit...

Oh, and to 'zerg~ling':
Thanks for the 'GG' in the last pic. I could almost hear the korean announcer.

--funnymarx

"How he got in my pajamas I don't know..."
#28 Triped[101883]
proxy1-gw.gcc.edu
Nice pics die
#29 [TF]Beast[102821]
isdn-64.sofia.el-soft.com
Ill just ask how do u see all the minimap on some of the screens.....
#30 [TF]Beast[102822]
isdn-64.sofia.el-soft.com
Also there is no fog of war on any of the pics...........
Explain plz
#31 [TF]Beast[102823]
isdn-64.sofia.el-soft.com
Im an idiot... Its 108 for a long time ... Im real idiot... ;)
#32 ZerG~LinG[126938]
p453-77.ppp.get2net.dk
Wow, this was damn long time ago ;o
#33 ZerG~LinG[126939]
p453-77.ppp.get2net.dk
Tnx to the ppl who gave me support on my very first report, wihtout you i wouldnt have become what i am today.
#34 DarkRider[127226]
198.134.2.2
yw

though i had nothing to contribute
#35 EldritchEvil[140733]
nr11-216-196-186-223.fuse.net
Woah, this is sucky. ;) You've come a long way ling.
#36 GoZuLu[141053]
195.249.56.3
Hi ZL.

Waw.... Rater. Det er sku da meget godt gået, og fuldt fortjent. Vær kold men kynisk i dine ratings.

GoZuLu
#37 Dialtone[141054]
vdp009.ath15.cas.hol.gr
rofl, it's lings 1st report -.-
#38 striz[141073]
wc01.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com
=D

it's cool to see the difference. ah...for the days of ms.paint sc brs. hmm...well, actually, I'd be killing for some quality BW about now.

nh reunion w00t. HEY MATT.

gg. 7.5

#39 LameJoker[141076]
pool-129-44-6-202.alb.east.verizon.net
ahh, the memories....

"i suck at HTML, and my 56k modem generally sucks at everything"
#40 Random poster[141151]
213.161.167.223
Hahaha, so nice comparing this to his later works.
#41 Slotham[141518]
euryale.its.adfa.edu.au
Hmmm, I really like Ana's prediction:

"Not looking good for this one." - Ana

w00t!!
#42 endersshadow[147190]
ool-182d28d8.dyn.optonline.net
"i just took a fast look at YRM's guide to graphics, and it seems very nice indeed :D
KILL MS PAINT
GIVE BIRTH TO PHOTOSHOP
;)"

This is serious old school. Hell, my reports don't look half bad compared to this. And what was that marble text intro pic? Ok, the ZerG~LinG roast is over ;).
#43 [149654]
129.142.195.30.ip.tele2adsl.dk
Oh god -_-

Title image made in Word...

Worst html formatting this side of Venus.

I sound like I'm 12, which coincidentally is nearly true :/
#44 badme[150568]
pcp05314423pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net
Holy fuck ZZ! HAHAHAHA!

I've always found it absorbing to go back to the greats on BR.com and track their path of improvement.

And who knew that the HTML Nazi used to suck at it? ;)
#45 wakiki[152263]
cable-67-97-197-69.mtv.al.charter.com
Roffle. :) <3
#46 Lithium[158640]
pool-151-205-70-246.char.east.verizon.net
Well, I'll Mazel TOST-ed. This wasn't actually that horrible. I mean, look at your first BR and then lookat Badme's. Yea. <3
#47 wakiki[159365]
24-196-2-200.dhcp.leds.al.charter.com
Wtf, badme's first report was awesome! Why do people keep saying it's bad? I must have better taste than the rest of you.
#48 convider[159370]
HSE-Toronto-ppp316747.sympatico.ca
worst*
man, z~l, I can't imagine a webpage designer coming from this -.-



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