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#1 CrackHeadJeb[101653]
mu-196246.dhcp.missouri.edu
Wheee, haven't taken my first comment in awhile.

-CHJ

#2 CrackHeadJeb[101654]
mu-196246.dhcp.missouri.edu
oh gay, fixing now
#3 CrackHeadJeb[101655]
mu-196246.dhcp.missouri.edu
Remedial HTML lesson of the day:

Fileread to a file that exists.

-CHJ



#4 Whoahhj00[101656]
213.161.167.223
first nonauthor yeye
#5 Whoahhj00[101657]
213.161.167.223
omg a SEVENway ffa at 5 AM... this is going to be fun..


I mean, who posts seven way ffas?


#6 Whoahhj00[101658]
213.161.167.223
halfway... totally lost...
#7 Whoahhj00[101660]
213.161.167.223
IMO, your poorest report so far... I mean, confusing, your attempt of humour only slightly funny because you tried so hard....

Good graphics tho, and nice flow.

#8 LuckyNewbie:P[101662]
user-33qto21.dialup.mindspring.com
yay. own.
now to read.
#9 willwinforfood[101663]
ool-18b81465.dyn.optonline.net
omg comment hogs. =O
#10 LuckyNewbie:P[101664]
user-33qto21.dialup.mindspring.com
Hah! great huge picture, but the little "gas and mineral" amounts, plus the thing at the bottom, didn't look as pretty as the rivalry thing i did a while back. Then again, nobody has as much spare time as I do :]

"T_mac was saved by collective indifference."

good timen spent, definetly gold, i love you



#11 Syncmaster_6Ne[101665]
cs2416235-251.houston.rr.com
wtf im Eff =/
#12 Eff[101666]
cs2416235-251.houston.rr.com
:- )
#13 CrackHeadJeb[101667]
mu-196246.dhcp.missouri.edu
Hehe, I know. I had the .avi of the game where you sid that, but I chose not to reveal any of the smurfs. ;)

Thanks to all for the comments.

-CHJ



#14 Mistears[101668]
sc-66-27-40-68.socal.rr.com
dis was funny.
#15 Eradicate~Me[101670]
pa-millscreek2a-123.buf.adelphia.net
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#16 GJ GJ[101671]
pa-millscreek2a-123.buf.adelphia.net
GWGJ
#17 (...Blaze...)[101673]
wittgenstein.ti.telenor.net
woha nice!! Sexy game, 6 pool on tmac will make shadow Darc happy:)

Funny stuff, short for a 7 player FFA^^ The map looked like something POA made, completely gay:(

"wtf i need 8 on gas" cas, trying POA map
#18 [101677]
csdi-proxy.support.compaq.com
WElllll I must say this was a good report. But so very short for a HUGE FFA!!! Sorry CHJ, but you should have had them rematch UNTIL THEY PLAYED A 2 HOUR GAME!!!

8

Fox
#19 John[101678]
adsl-63-202-178-234.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
good br but kinda short
#20 CrackHeadJeb[101680]
mu-196246.dhcp.missouri.edu
On Abattoir?????

Hrm, maybe I should rig it next time to be mucho money abattoir. That would be cool.

wtf, no it wouldn't!

The first FFA was around 1 1/2 hours on Tribes, that one I'm going to report after my next project. I just needed something short here since I didn't have much free time.

-CHJ
#21 [101687]
csdi-proxy.support.compaq.com
I look forward to any ffa done by a good reporter that is 1 hour+ long.

Fox
#22 CrackHeadJeb[101688]
mu-196246.dhcp.missouri.edu
Players in the Tribes game:
Anathema, POA, FLS, Corbalt, T_Mac, Testosterone, Confessor.

Excellent lineup, no?

-CHJ
#23 [101689]
ct91955-a.richmnd1.in.home.com
haha, good stuff. The background comment was nice and tmac's revenge was cool too :D

Dref
#24 Litz-C)7[101692]
spider-we032.proxy.aol.com
GJ man. . .

--Litz

PS I dropped my 8 1 point due to the loss i just suffered from you, gg. ;]
#25 ProtectorofAiur[101695]
SID.MIT.EDU
awesome chj, i laughed several times. tmac has no faith ;]

btw blaze, twilight tussle is simply the best map ever ^^
#26 Ana[101697]
phnxdslgw9poolD96.phnx.uswest.net
fucking hacker
#27 [SM]Strega~F[101702]
proxy8.senet.com.au
Nice, but definitely not a serious-type game. I think, with this game, 8 will be the best possible score. That other FFA though, that could go 10 (hope it does, too).
Keep writing them,


Strega
#28 Eff[101711]
cs2416235-251.houston.rr.com
We played on on Dark Continent after and Ana (smurfing) kept saying I sounded like Metal and I kept telling him that he was worse because he sounded like Ana. hehe
#29 Eradicate~Me[101719]
pa-millscreek2a-123.buf.adelphia.net
wowie I'm interested in seeing how ana did. You could just tell us in advance, I mean it's not like he killed anyone, which would indeed be the day hell froze over.
#30 CrackHeadJeb[101721]
mu-196246.dhcp.missouri.edu
Wow, so little faith in Ana. Amazing since he was a couple of plays away from winning this game. ;D

-CHJ
#31 [101722]
imsbbcache01.netvigator.com
fux
#32 [101724]
ip169.toronto92.dialup.canada.psi.net
haha, conversation may not have happened, chj is the man :o
dont report that tribes br, it was no good at all :[
lets do another ffa :)
#33 Ana[101728]
phnxdslgw9poolD96.phnx.uswest.net
you can all kiss my ass
#34 WarLeaderJustin[101747]
adsl-64-166-109-128.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
omfg, backgroundcity.com hahahahahahahaha
#35 corbalt[101755]
alb-66-66-199-178.nycap.rr.com
great report dude :D hilarious with beautiful graphics and solid writing =]
#36 livingexception[101756]
spider-wa082.proxy.aol.com
What ios Testo's record in your BRs CHJ? I know he's been in like 4 or 5.

le
#37 CrackHeadJeb[101759]
mu-196246.dhcp.missouri.edu
Thanks again to all for the comments. =]

-CHJ
#38 Shadow D'Arc[101762]
spider-mtc-ta074.proxy.aol.com
Blaze- 6 Pool... nah. I'd rather contain, mass expand, send in 100 cracklings to die, followed by 50 hydras to die, followed by 20 ultras, then mutas, and just send everything in waves. Very fun.

Peace,
Shadow D'Arc
#39 Shadow D'Arc[101763]
spider-mtc-ta074.proxy.aol.com
Funniest part is when you can tell they start to get desperate, and try to break the containment, and can't cuz it's a lot more of them than they can do, plus nydus reinforcements over and over, heh.

Peace,
Shadow D'Arc
#40 Spuzz[101767]
63.175.166.95
Great work, it wasn't a big epic game but more of a funny little side dish BR--very refreshing :D

Keep writing these suckers, would ya?!

Spuzz
#41 funnymarx[101771]
dhcp085206.res-hall.nwu.edu
I read it...
More than I can say for 70% of the site. (and that includes the comments section)
Thanx,

--funnymarx

"Inspector yourself."
#42 ground-LOBP-[101773]
syr-24-169-68-96.twcny.rr.com
yep, this was sort of an appetizer battlereport. better than the last 10 recent though. i give this an 8, but it needed to be a better game for a higher rating.

btw br.com sucks now so i haven't been here in like two months.
#43 Raider[101781]
wkstn113-76.village-c.georgetown.edu
To tell the truth, I was disappointed by this report of yours. Really, besides a few jokes and some pictures there was nothing there. The game was poor, as was the desription of it. It just seemed that this report was a half-effort afterthought. I am truly surprised this got 8-9. 7 at most for me...this report just did not cut it.

Raider
#44 CrackHeadJeb[101788]
mu-196246.dhcp.missouri.edu
Fair enough. I really didn't think that I could do any better with this, though. As I said, it was just a small game/report because I didn't have the time to spend on a typical report and I wanted to try something new with the more humorous writing.

Even if the end result of this was poor, I felt that I learned a lot from this effort. This report helped me grow as a battlereporter 10 times more than any of my past reports, as I tried a new style, finally. I could just write the same report over and over again (like my first 10) to please everyone, but the consequence of this would be that I would burn out and quit again.

-CHJ
#45 Raider[101792]
wkstn113-76.village-c.georgetown.edu
fair enough
#46 Krebster[101794]
AC8C0F8C.ipt.aol.com
#7 Whoahhj00[101660]
213.161.167.223
IMO, your poorest report so far... I mean, confusing, your attempt of humour only slightly funny because you tried so hard....

Good graphics tho, and nice flow.


SO CONFUSING, BUT NICE FLOW
#47 CrackHeadJeb[101797]
mu-196246.dhcp.missouri.edu
haha Krebs =]

-CHJ
#48 Shadow D'Arc[101825]
spider-mtc-tf052.proxy.aol.com
Whoahhj00=0wN3d.

Peace,
Shadow D'Arc
#49 iggy[101839]
156.3.171.250
*(%#$@!@
#50 [101860]
user169.net128.va.sprint-hsd.net
good report but pretty bad game :/. even though i saw the replay where it seemed awesome, it just didnt seem great in this report. seemed like the final battle was over too fast in the report :o

still nice report and nice writing, 7(still a gold)
#51 [101902]
imsbbcf06c.netvigator.com
CHJ, lately I had been visiting BR.com on the sole purpose of finding another report of yours and my patience is running thin. GOGOGO BRBR BRB RB RB RB RB R BR BR BRBRBRBRBR
#52 -{KoA}-Insomnia[101975]
evrtwa1-ar8-110-087.evrtwa1.dsl.gtei.net
this br was easy to understand and looked good.
#53 CrackHeadJeb[113541]
mu-197049.dhcp.missouri.edu
4/4/02 4:00 PM CST

Update: Modified the map at the start of the report so that the minerals/vespene indicators aren't showing.
(yeah, right, like anyone will read this again)


-CHJ
#54 (...BlaZe...)[117090]
internett2proxy.fellesdata.no
I'll read it again just for that ;)



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