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#1 DivvyO[104354]
adsl-66-123-53-117.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
Muchas gracias para SpookyAMD.

;D

#2 [104356]
inehou-pxy05.compaq.com
I like you

9

Fox



#3 Kralgon[104358]
12.253.92.216
cool ;D
#4 DivvyO[104359]
adsl-66-123-53-117.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
9 = thx

one day, I might just get a 10

#5 NotDefault[104361]
h24-83-95-176.vs.shawcable.net
funny
#6 stonecoldnewbie[104364]
24.245.64.22
like i said before
sexy
u r so hot

#7 Napoleic[104365]
px2ht.ok.shawcable.net
funny shit, and good game.

gw Fessor!

#8 (DL)Spam[104367]
hst000005440um.ghm.olemiss.edu
hahaahahahahahah

best report ive read in months!!!!

well

first one too, but of those 1, this 1 is #1





#9 Frost[104369]
spider-ntc-td084.proxy.aol.com
haha, i cant believe you SSed that gf quote :l

Good report.

#10 Furious[104370]
bal-ts3-2500.tpgi.com.au
Funny shit man!!
#11 [SM]Strega~F[104372]
proxy2.senet.com.au
Beautiful - 9.5
Also, give us the map!!


Strega



#12 Koh[104374]
h24-76-216-150.va.shawcable.net
I imagine you have the replay to this great game, and it would mean a lot to us if you posted it. Maybe you already did, I dont know, I'm an idiot.
#13 BigD[104376]
px2so.cg.shawcable.net
MVP: Dark Archon? Wow. Unbelievable report.
9.5
#14 Testicular_Pugilist[104377]
65.102.188.37
Great game! The idea of the map with all the random advantages/disadvantages was awesome and made for an interesting game which, in turn, made for a great report. The writing was good and the jokes didn't sound suck anus. I have the insatiable desire to watch this replay (if only I had my computer!). Anyway, definite 9, possibly 9.333333333.

Bzzort
-- The Puncher of Balls


#15 Testicular_Pugilist[104378]
65.102.188.37
Blegh... "... the jokes didn't sound suck anus" = "... the jokes didn't suck anus." That kinda' crap happens to me a lot when I try and change my mind about what I'm saying in the middle of the sentence... Anyway...

Up over and out
-- The Puncher of Balls
#16 DivvyO[104383]
adsl-66-123-53-117.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
Soon I will post both the map and the replay.
#17 DivvyO[104386]
adsl-66-123-53-117.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
Map + replay + 1.1 of the map (which actually has some map properties) can be found at

www.geocities.com/divvyo
#18 [104390]
ct91955-a.richmnd1.in.home.com
See my comments on part 1. Kickass gif of carriers getting MC'd.

Dref
#19 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[104391]
24.67.116.140
Where the hot girls at?
#20 Eradicate~Me[104393]
pa-millscreek2a-330.buf.adelphia.net
czech girls? ;]
#21 DivvyO[104395]
kpcrdc.kp.org
No Czech girls here. Go to Breeze's report or your local Mail-order Bride facility for all your eastern European woman needs.

;D
#22 [104396]
pcd252103.netvigator.com
awesome
#23 Spuzz[104398]
di169.opencominc.com
Hahahaha great report :D

Keep em coming

Spuzz
#24 livingexception[104399]
spider-mtc-ta013.proxy.aol.com
Way to restore my faith in humanity, and I need it on a day like today.

le
#25 John[104402]
adsl-63-206-89-182.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
Awesome BR
#26 badtz maru[104403]
cg2258438-c.adubn1.nj.home.com
<3 divv
#27 WarLeaderJustin[104406]
63.113.115.5
Best report in a long while. That's not saying much, cause of the reports recently, but.. yeah.. good job, Divvy.
#28 Al[104408]
adsl-66.51.208.115.dslextreme.com
Awesome report..
I must see Battle Royale to get the full effect of this
report now... hehe. Those animated GIFs were comedy...

A++++++++ GREAT REPORT. WILL READ AGAIN.
#29 Thunder.[104410]
host-216-77-217-144.fll.bellsouth.net
ICE CREAM MAN
ICE CREAM MAN!
ice cream MAN!

YOU OWN
DA mind control carrier fleet=ownage
that map would be funy to play in public.
gj gg.
#30 (DL)Spam[104411]
hst000005440um.ghm.olemiss.edu
Considering some of the crap thats been getting decent ratings lately this deserves at least one or 2 tens to bring the average up to the mid 9's
#31 Sovereignty[104419]
wwck1UBR1-6-hfc-0251-40e81298.rdc1.ct.coxatwork.com
LMFAO. 10
#32 Eriador[104424]
ti500710a080-0903.bb.online.no
hahaha

put your penis in my mouth, you deserve it
#33 slinger[104426]
spider-wg052.proxy.aol.com
Loved it
#34 [104430]
user85.net058.va.sprint-hsd.net
great job divvyo, nice comeback ;). this would be a 9, but all the frost-trashing made it that much better :D

also cool that the off the wall strat of DAs, which is usually just a comic diversion in ffas, actually won it.

the whole idea was cool too. it would have been amazing if u had used the same 5 people in a much larger number of games on this map, so everyone would get fucked over with positioning

10
#35 (DL)Spam[104431]
hst000005440um.ghm.olemiss.edu
good job Dr. Awesome
#36 Frost[104435]
spider-ntc-tc073.proxy.aol.com
um where did i get trashed?
#37 AkumaSpawn[104437]
74.birmingham04rh16rt.al.dial-access.att.net
I would be proud to bear your love child, Divvy, and have it propogate from my loins in a squishy yet grotesquely satisfying manner.
#38 ZerG~LinG[104469]
p410-075.ppp.get2net.dk
Yeah this owns! <--short but sweet
#39 SCV~007[104483]
h155n2fls33o984.telia.com
Pretty damn nice ^^. You need 10x more minimaps though, and a decent game :)

8-9
#40 CrackHeadJeb[104494]
mu-196093.dhcp.missouri.edu
awesome ;)
#41 MatrisKing[104498]
dhcp065-025-051-060.neo.rr.com
41st!! ^^

Damn d00d incredible report, you are now officially on my "list of heros" keep up the good work.

that is all

king
#42 Azrael[104501]
r126165.res.Lehigh.EDU
Get a life, faggot. Instead of playing starcraft on your computer do something useful and download some porn. This way you can jerk it and burn some calories.
#43 [SM]Strega~F[104507]
proxy8.senet.com.au
Detective Jebby is on the case - this may be an all-nighter, Watson. GW


Strega
#44 Mjotnar[104525]
eclipse.cntrvilhs.fcps.k12.va.us
This was quite a bzzort batlereport. I hope to bzzort more like it again. Have a nice bzzort.
#45 GoZuLu[104562]
195.249.56.3
Funny with the unbalanced map. You can always blame the map for your defeat, and not your lag of skills. I may play that sometime.

Good BR, but not a 10 !!! Manner Dr. A, Manner.

GoZuLu - The OldDane
#46 dialtone_[104663]
athe530-a229.otenet.gr
why oh why did the wang have to die? :(
#47 Furious[106429]
bal-ts1-2500.tpgi.com.au
DivvYo you are my hero!
#48 endersshadow[133828]
ool-182ea1c4.dyn.optonline.net
funniest br (series) currently on this site imo. GW as always DivvyO.
#49 Dagger[134363]
clarendon.sboe.org
:o



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