| #1 Sovereignty[104987] |
| wwck1UBR1-6-hfc-0251-40e81298.rdc1.ct.coxatwork.com |
| 1st! Stupid... |
| #2 Mjotnar[104988] |
| client-151-200-161-80.bellatlantic.net |
| Not to sure how to respond to this. For a first time it seems ok, but I pray to god you're 8, else I will feel stupid :) |
| #3 Testicular_Pugilist[104989] |
| sttldslgw27poolD115.sttl.uswest.net |
2nd! Calling in sick kicks ass!
Okay, obviously not a good BR. I understand that you absolutely HAD to tell someone about this game because I've been there too. Anyway, next time you decide you want to write a BR, try and add a little more style and what-not.
Up Over and Out
-- The Puncher of Balls |
| #4 Mindthief[104990] |
| ci31571-a.nash1.tn.home.com |
| 3rd,, righttt |
| #5 Testicular_Pugilist[104991] |
| sttldslgw27poolD115.sttl.uswest.net |
| Damn you! Stealing 2nd! |
| #6 Miindthief[104992] |
| ci31571-a.nash1.tn.home.com |
| YOU BASTARD I WAS 3rd! |
| #7 Testicular_Pugilist[104993] |
| sttldslgw27poolD115.sttl.uswest.net |
| It's Mjotnar's fault, he stole 2nd from me! |
| #8 Psycho(EF)[104995] |
| MTL-HSE-ppp161646.qc.sympatico.ca |
| I guess the reason my BR sucked was because I am writing this away from home right now so I can't watch the Replay right now, o and by the way Mjotner, I am not 8...I am 12, so I have a reason for it to suck, 1: I have only seen the Replay once or twice and that was at least two weeks ago and 2: I wrote it a little too quickly, any tips for my next BR? |
| #9 Winkies[104997] |
| slkcdslgw7PoolC204.slkc.uswest.net |
| Why don't you just be a patient 12 yr old and wait till you get home before you write report? Tips: longer game, more detail, and we don't care about your marine rush in another game,^^ |
| #10 Triped[104998] |
| 63.85.132.17 |
pretty good for a 12-year-old
seriously |
| #11 stonecoldnewbie[105001] |
| 24.245.64.22 |
cool
12 year olds kick ass |
| #12 JegeR[105005] |
| host-209-214-81-22.fll.bellsouth.net |
Cer1dan is 13.. and his BR's are WAY better.. Being young is no excuse..
It was an ok report but.. it lacked humor..
I like humor.
Do humor.
Plz.
ROAR!
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| #13 the()vermind[105007] |
| p69-236.acedsl.com |
you've made a horrible mistake already, NEVER EVER SAY HOW OLD YOU are on BR.com, unless you're in your teens. I'm 15, go me.
This br was an interesting effort. While I've seen worse, ALOT worse, it could have been much better. You should look at one of my friend's younger brother's first br's, a_monkey, search for him. He's sorta like you. Now, your game was not the best game to br. It was clear that both of you were not exactly the best players. But, your detail was pretty good for a first. Pictures and html are a must, teach yourself to use it if you want to make good br's. But, even though my eyes hurt because of that white background, this was alright for a first. But, to others, it may seem like just another text-only. 3-5, gj. |
| #14 ZerG~LinG[105018] |
| p402-101.ppp.get2net.dk |
I'm sorry but I have come to the point where i expect some pics and a llittle html in each report, read the guides if you dont know anything, they're pretty good.
Black background is tnx.
ps: omg overmind u only 15? i remeber reading some of ur reports a year ago, they rocked :O |
| #15 Mjotnar[105021] |
| client-151-200-161-80.bellatlantic.net |
That's news to me, ()vermind = 15 O_O. Anyway, I guess this was ok, being your first one and all. Why, when I was 12 I didn't even have a computer :[, so I guess this was better then I could have done at your age. Anyway, don't rush to make a br, take your time, watch the replay, take notes. Thanks to replays you can go over a game lots of times to see what you've missed. Anyway, you might want to find a better game. Heh, I remember when games I layed years ago seemed so damn exciting I couldn't wait to tell my "cool" friends at school.
"Yeah, I cannoned up and made 8471597 carriers. I can take on 4 comps now no prob."
Friend: "dude, teach me"
Anyway, view HTML guides, listen to comments, take in advice and you'll be set. I give it a 5. |
| #16 Patton1944[105025] |
| spider-mtc-te052.proxy.aol.com |
| Me = 16. Being 16 owns. I get to drive, get a job, and pick up hookers. |
| #17 Testicular_Pugilist[105029] |
| sttldslgw27poolD115.sttl.uswest.net |
Here I was under the impression that you could get hookers at any age. Man, how stupid am I?
Eating Crow
-- The Puncher of Balls |
| #18 [SM]Strega~F[105040] |
| proxy8.senet.com.au |
I win, I'm 17 (with an edited ID saying I'm 18).
18 = can do whatever the fuck you want in Australia.
OK, report: You seemed to gloss over quite a bit and only focused on the parts which you could remember better. This is to be assumed, given that you didn't have the replay on hand. The first thing you need to do (now that 1.08 is out and all) is take your time and wait for the replay.
Now, I know that waiting seems stupid when you just start out, but I felt that sting of being too hasty and I feel that you will too.
3-4
Strega |
| #19 Gojky[105046] |
| proxy3.uq.edu.au |
| No I own you with my superior nineteen years of breathing oxygen. Bahahahahahaha. Childish, sure but I don't care. |
| #20 RubiksCube[105075] |
| cache2.shlink.de |
I am 10, no really, 10 and 6'6''..
No wait, that wasnt me... Nevermind I am 22 so what?
At least I am allowed to buy alcohol legally, which I already was at age 16 (drinking age in Germany) so I bet I could drink any of you out on my weakest day. Period. Then again I figure that I wont get a job just for being able to drink someone out. *sigh*
Professional Alcoholic
Sounds impressive |
| #21 [SM]Strega~F[105076] |
| proxy8.senet.com.au |
Gojky, it's ok if you beat me in age because you are a fellow Aussie. Cube, you've been in one of my reports, so you too are allowed to beat me.
=)
Strega |
| #22 [SM]Strega~F[105077] |
| proxy4.senet.com.au |
Oh, and I'm a tiny bastard, so you would be able to drink me under the table anyway, even without more experience. =/
Strega |
| #23 RubiksCube[105078] |
| cache2.shlink.de |
Now thats nice, I am allowed to beat *enter dramatic music here* 'THE lesbain lover'.
Go Me! |
| #24 CaughtNaked[105210] |
| 205-222-90-182.mcps.k12.md.us |
| ban whole EF clan plz |
| #25 |]agomar[105590] |
| St-Catherines-ppp112470.sympatico.ca |
WOW you are a newbie. Just an example . . . you morphed half your mutas to guards b4 you attacked, yet wraiths ravaged your mutas earlier . . . meaning you have pretty much no defense against them. You both sounded like ultra newbies. Kinda pathetic.
And this quote was a real gem . . .
"I lost one drone but the marine died and I laughed so hard I nearly pissed in my pants." Ya. So funny.
Sorry but this was just wrong . . . I'm sure you have potential, but . . . 2. :(:O:) |
| #26 el_sux0r[106102] |
| helios.compusa.com |
Don't be hard on him for not playing gosu... although, being hard on him for writing is another matter.
Don't have a replay? Hmm... What if I told you that back in the day, there was no replay function? Funny, reports from back then seem pretty decent.
the ()vermind is 15? Fear.
Hmm, tips, tips... Instead of ranting about "that stupid lamer" it is considered more conventional to type "bahahahahaha" and include fake dialogue. I'm sure your skill will improve with more writing practice. |
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