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#1 [105386]
ncache1.ford.com
First? is it true, can it be?
#2 CaughtNaked[105387]
67.174.28.69
damn u
#3 CaughtNaked[105388]
67.174.28.69
give me 10 now?
#4 [105390]
ncache1.ford.com
Hey there fella, easy on what you say to the rater...
Don't forgot I have choices on what to say in my report of your report, for example:

I must say this report by CaughtNaked was a complete...
a. waste of time
b. success

Actually it was the most...
a. over played match up on the most overplayed map
b. well written example of a 3 minute TvsZ LT match ever

In conclusion, this Battle Report..
a. was of a sucky gay-ass 3 minute game without any of the assumed promised naked pictures
b. was produced by one of the top tatical minds of our time

-A or B- Mr. CaughtNaked, it is your choice.














#5 CaughtNaked[105391]
67.174.28.69
life line?
#6 CaughtNaked[105392]
67.174.28.69
CN: Mep? Quick A or B?
Mep: A
CN: kay
<>hangs up<>
B! :}



#7 katome[105393]
px2ar.ed.shawcable.net
err, roight... better than spam, better than some I've seen, quick read so I'm not pissed at the precious time you've stolen from me ^^ 6
#8 Mep[105395]
user-2inilav.dialup.mindspring.com
Niiice.

Short.

But niiiice.

It's by Nakey....10.





#9 stonecoldnewbie[105397]
24.245.64.22
... :[

3

#10 GladWrap[105400]
rdcsd1.safeco.com
Hmmm, skipped school to report on a 3 min game. Bored? Intoxicated? Or both?
#11 ground-LOBP-[105401]
syr-24-58-247-203.twcny.rr.com
3
#12 CaughtNaked[105403]
67.174.28.69
3!? come on, at least 4
#13 CaughtNaked[105404]
67.174.28.69
that text only got a 5
#14 slinger[105405]
spider-wn081.proxy.aol.com
Its a report these days that alone justifies an 6.
#15 EMS[105407]
nabrown.vassar.edu
Ok this has nothing to do with the report, but i am curious:

Are there any replays from the Br.com tourney (the christmas one) ??? can we see them, that would be cool,

EMS
#16 Testicular_Pugilist[105408]
sttldslgw27poolD115.sttl.uswest.net
This BR begs the question: Did you write this while skipping school that same day? If so, I think you should have stayed to take those tests.

Stay in school!
-- The Puncher of Balls
#17 KepowOb[105411]
HSE-Montreal-ppp3467372.sympatico.ca
Nice to see something that isn't spam, but if it wasn't for good writting it wouldn't be far off. The game was a pile of poodoo to be honest with you.
4-5
#18 JegeR[105413]
host-216-77-212-70.fll.bellsouth.net
Hrm.. a battlereport about a 4 minute zergling game..
good waste of your time..
this report sucked.
#19 |||l||||ll|||||[105416]
66.76.9.69
pics dont load for me
#20 AkumaSpawn[105418]
98.birmingham05rh15rt.al.dial-access.att.net
Giving this a four would be generous. Five-minute games don't need to be reported unless they tell stories about Someone Important getting SCV rushed and dying.

*wanders off*
#21 |]agomar[105420]
St-Catherines-ppp126463.sympatico.ca
lol, somehow I found this funny in a demented sort of way. 6 :]
#22 Furious[105422]
bal-ts2-2500.tpgi.com.au
Short and so 1 sided it was scary, likedthe humour though :)
#23 Mjotnar[105431]
client-151-200-161-80.bellatlantic.net
#22? Is he the real deal?
#24 Cataclysmic[105435]
ce-crbk-01-01-e0.cbl.nf.net
Every report I read i get one step closer to doing one myself. I actually checked out the account and submit report sections today. I know I could do well with the text, as I think im a pretty good author, and I have some pretty damn good replays of me and my friends that woul make good reports. Only things really holding me back are lack of HTML skills, lack of image editing skills, and time taken. Maybe I could do one over Christmas. Hmm, if I do one, should I use my super close Protoss game on Challenger where the game ended in a draw? Or perhaps a 2v2 game on the dreaded temple that is so close as to be won by fleeing and killing interceptors. Some suggestions would be nice.

-Cataclysmic
#25 [SM]Strega~F[105455]
proxy1.senet.com.au
Cataclysmic, do one similar to the Challenger game. Now that you've given away the ending, that one is null and void. =/
Oh yes, steer clear of LT reports! For the love of Goddess, stay away from LT!!!

Oh yes, CN, entertaining writing style (though I'd use a spell-checker or something), but the game pretty much sucked. The "answers questions I never asked" and "It was the East all along!" were good, but beatdown > you.
5-6


Strega
#26 Winkies[105456]
slkcdslgw7PoolC204.slkc.uswest.net
Don't BR a game that's a draw :((( it's like a book that ends right after the climax and leaves you wondering
#27 BigD[105488]
px2so.cg.shawcable.net
Not very good. Not sure why you reported it.
4
#28 CaughtNaked[105491]
67.174.28.69
lol u ppl completely missed the point! Its not a battlereport! Its a fan fiction! :} To make u think, should i judge something before i knoe it? c...
#29 Squad[105607]
h000094c7d4a8.ne.mediaone.net
was that dagomar?
#30 -{KoA}-Insomnia[106299]
spider-ntc-tb053.proxy.aol.com
lol, this comments section is pretty funny... hahaha, no but seriously CN, you needed to build up more suspense with that whole, OMG, i'm in the west, AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! OMFG NOOOOOOO!!!!! somebody, someone, help me!! PLEEEEEEEEEEAAASSSSSE!!!!! asdf noooooo

(don't take this comment too seriously)



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