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"Fungee has expunged me from his hallowed friends list. Why? Because I made him add me to his MSN list under the e-mail address 'fungeeisgay@hotmail.com.'"
- |]agomar's Hardcore 4FFA




#1 LuckyNewbie:P[105814]
dialup-64.156.38.223.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net
first!
#2 LuckyNewbie:P[105816]
dialup-64.156.38.223.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net
I thought u were joking when u said u had br out by today
#3 |]agomar[105819]
StCatherines-ppp109236.sympatico.ca
Canadians never joke :]
#4 Breeze[105822]
dial50.stz.orbitel.bg
:)) Nice work, good to see you posting again
#5 John[105823]
adsl-63-206-88-68.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
Good job 10!
#6 LuckyNewbie:P[105824]
dialup-64.156.38.223.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net
that archon stuff was mine, bastard!~

btw your ugly. almost as ugly as your mom

9.5?





#7 katome[105825]
px2ar.ed.shawcable.net
nice ^^ 9
and good to see you back reporting lazy bastard :]
#8 Eradicate~Me[105826]
pa-millscreek2a-174.buf.adelphia.net
10 for the canadian flag i was carrying even though I'm american
#9 AkumaSpawn[105828]
12.birmingham04rh16rt.al.dial-access.att.net
I've got exactly one complaint, and it has to do with the fact that the BR was split along the 85/15 line.

I had the giggles often. Easy 8, 9 best applied.

#10 |]agomar[105829]
Ottawa-ppp3517270.sympatico.ca
Thx :). Akuma, no clue what you're talking about - could be the browser. Cheers
#11 Testicular_Pugilist[105830]
sttldslgw27poolD254.sttl.uswest.net
Suavage. Good game, great BR. I go back to DAoC now.

We kick ass and do a mean two-step
-- The Puncher of Balls


#12 Dragonsven[105834]
paalto-apx-1-155-18.penn.com
Great report Dag. I don't know whether you were joking or not but you killed something in the first part with "range upgraded goons". All I saw were gollies. Heh. Awesome report, 9-10.
#13 o]TM[o[105842]
1Cust197.tnt25.dfw9.da.uu.net
Wow, finnaly, a good, funny, origional report with real humor and an actual close, good game. Amazing.
10
#14 Patton1944[105857]
spider-wn022.proxy.aol.com
Wow. Your mom is the first I don't want to have sex with.
#15 Roaddog[105858]
wc01.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com
Humm.... Was it really neccessary to post 2 parts? The 2nd part was nothing compared to the 1st part, just post them together and stop hoping you'll get a dual good rating. And if that wasn't your motive, just don't do it :|
#16 TerrenMahem[105859]
1Cust89.tnt36.dfw9.da.uu.net
Great report! Lots of good reports coming in today...
:O


#17 Koh[105863]
px2wh.vc.shawcable.net
Awsome! 10 10 10! Funny as hell, and I love to see other Canadians accomplish ummm....

Anyways, I think the following subtitle should be a quote:

"Jim's reckoning: Scouts fly. Cannons don't. Therefore, scouts must own cannons. He was wrong."

Anyone with me? By the way great map. I gotta play it.





#18 [SM]Strega~F[105864]
proxy4.senet.com.au
I'm fairly certain that the reason this was split into 2 parts was because of the 40k (?) text limit. It could've been fixed by using fileread, if indeed that was the problem, but oh well. What do I care?

I think I'll wait a while longer to post my report, seeing this badboy out. 9.5 easily, but only rate 1 part dammit! =)


Strega




#19 BigD[105867]
px2so.cg.shawcable.net
Terran can't build goons

9.0

#20 the()vermind[105875]
p69-236.acedsl.com
great job dag, 9.5, probably lower, but i'm just saying that. Now, my 20 page report still needs editing, as you people know, editing sucks. It was funny too, but since you're a rater, why not use your ultra-gosu rating tag? Also, Civilization 3 reports are extra long too, which makes me mad
#21 |]agomar[105876]
StCatherines-ppp109186.sympatico.ca
for the record, my mom is 53!

Also, I had to post in two parts, and I added a little note to the raters to the bottom of the first, which, of course, was marred by a typo: "please don't RATE the first section."

I've tried to use the fileread command, but I couldnt make it work and now don't care anymore. So what can ya do. Thanx for sexy compliments :). BTW, goons/gollies is something I often screw up, and I'm surprised I only did it once :D.
#22 [ScV][105885]
cache6.ihug.com.au
Dagomar, smagomar, lagomar

w0rd

Good to Go
ScV
#23 [105886]
pcd295146.netvigator.com
the report got better towards the end. I had troubles following early on, but it's a lot clearer since midgame
#24 Eradicate~Me[105890]
pa-millscreek2a-174.buf.adelphia.net
this was the funniest ffa I've ever read, too bad you didn't get the quotes at me realizing ground was still alive ;o
#25 CaughtNaked[105892]
205.187.255.41
damn it dag, ur gonna knock me off the top 10
#26 |||l||||ll|||||[105902]
cdm-66-6-209-tylr.cox-internet.com
its "raze" not "raise" =/

ground won *keels over in shock*
#27 Squad[105911]
h000094c7d4a8.ne.mediaone.net
i <3 you. i hope dag remembers squad. ^^.

have my boogerspawn plz.

Squad
#28 quad[105914]
AC915052.ipt.aol.com
i am jimbrady

fags~
#29 NotDefault[105915]
h24-83-95-176.vs.shawcable.net
I liked it :).
#30 stonecoldnewbie[105917]
24.245.64.22
you dont look as dumb as i thought you would, and can i get a date with your mom?

nice job pretty funneh, at least an 8, maybe 9
#31 |]agomar[105919]
St-Catherines-ppp112557.sympatico.ca
Okay Ground, I'm sorry I have to say this but . . . .

I like the style of writing you do not like. I don't think I'm horrible at English. I know you say you are super ultra amazingly gosu at English and wanted to proof read my BR, and perhaps this writing is not to your taste, but then we all have our own! I happen to like books like Dune, which you don't, and that's just fine.

This is not as much a reply to this particular posts as, well, all the posts you've made to my brs, lol. In any casem thanks for comments everyone, also you Ground, criticism is thanx, though I don't really agree with yours ;). Hi Squad!
#32 Dino Din[105922]
AC8B3CAD.ipt.aol.com
hmm... thought you'd never come back.

Perhaps you won't be such a dumbass now, but time will surely tell.
#33 Furious[105925]
bal-ts2-2500.tpgi.com.au
Whoever gave that 8 deserves to be hunted for sport...........that was a MINIMUM of 9, 10 IMHO!!
#34 ZerG~LinG[105926]
p418-042.ppp.get2net.dk
Best shit i've read for weeks, why is it that reports on FFa's always get good score ^_^
9
#35 ZerG~LinG[105927]
p418-042.ppp.get2net.dk
Btw expect a lawsuit on your ass for ruining my 56k modem
#36 the()vermind[105930]
p69-236.acedsl.com
dag's first ten, congrats
#37 |]agomar[105935]
Ottawa-ppp3517238.sympatico.ca
My first 10??? lol . . . check my report list! This is my seventh report that got at least one 10 :P.

In any case, thankee for the compliments :). Dino, who are you? Are you new to this site? I can't remember having met you - which is probably a good thing, lol.
#38 [105939]
ct91955-a.richmnd1.in.home.com
Dino's been around for quite awhile, and ground is correct about your writing. :o

6

Dref
#39 |]agomar[105942]
Ottawa-ppp3517238.sympatico.ca
A rating which, obviously, was not driven by any form of immature ill feeling towards the writer of the report. By a rater who complimented me for my good writing before I became a rater myself.

No further comments necessary, cept perhaps a lol ;D

#40 [105944]
ct91955-a.richmnd1.in.home.com
oops, make that a 5
#41 Errol![105950]
CPE002078d3a7a2.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
Allo! Nice report! Looking at all the IP's, it's impressive to see all the Canadians here.

Maybe all the spelling concerns are because Canadians spell things like "colour" diffrently. :)

I was thinking of doing voice in a BR, and thought, "Maybe I won't use the word 'lieutenant', that would confuse too many people." (Canadians pronounce it "left"tenant)
#42 |]agomar[105953]
Ottawa-ppp3517238.sympatico.ca
Oh I see Dref, maybe you woulda understood a simple "die" better. Sorry bout that!

Errol, thanx :) Leftenant < Lieutenant tho :(

#43 the()vermind[105957]
p69-236.acedsl.com
woops, dag, do you have aim?
#44 ---===(_()[105961]
cx2127919-c.poria1.az.home.com
hehe Mark misspelt your name on the front page hehehe
#45 [105967]
206.214.215.144
No I didn't chobofucker.
#46 ---===(_()[105978]
cx2127919-c.poria1.az.home.com
blah blah blah hehe
well at least you fixed it before you started the name callin
#47 |]agomar[106005]
StCatherines-ppp109082.sympatico.ca
Thanks Mark :D.
#48 Axel[106049]
24.27.226.248.wintersprings-ubr-a.cfl.rr.com
He's BACK! i don't beleive it! now to read the report.
#49 Jabba[106078]
213.151.82.106
GJ! That goon w/ canadian flag deserves 10 for certain T.T
#50 SarcasticSage[106166]
1Cust175.tnt2.dothan.al.da.uu.net
Godly...
#51 -{KoA}-Insomnia[106197]
spider-ntc-tb021.proxy.aol.com
good, but if the in-game-quotes were funny, as Erad seemed to think, they woulda been good to be added.

good br though Dagomar, btw, is the replay around somewhere? that one would be fun to look at i think
i thought it was funny when everyone started ganging up on you and then when no one has any money but you and you're getting battlecruisers, your comp srews you, thats perfect, just because terrans own zerg too hard, and with you in the game, zerg wouldn't have won(at least as easily) and Zerg is my favorite!

btw if i were to choose where i would move to in this world anywhere i wanted, i'd move to Alaska i think, that place is cool.
#52 UrD_Tempest[106254]
pc-196-128.las-condes2.pc.metropolis-inter.com
Great BR!!
I love all ur BR's cannadian kind of funny and nice collages too

again, a bit obsessed with "sexy" and "homosexual" though
#53 DrunkenGoliath[106289]
bjg8348uy15mf.ab.hsia.telus.net
Hey. Strong.
#54 |]agomar[106312]
St-Catherines-ppp112554.sympatico.ca
lol, as for the homosexual bit, every br is obsessed with that ( this is my first that mentions it ) and when you have people like Ground and Erad playing, and throwing around such units as Carriers and High Templar, you gotta mention gay AT LEAST 20x ;).

ty for all the comments :)
#55 ground-LOBP-[106362]
syr-24-58-249-106.twcny.rr.com
LAST
#56 LuckyNewbie:P[106378]
dialup-63.211.240.227.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net
no
#57 Kodiak8[106587]
proxy2-mel.alphalink.com.au
Hey not bad...

any chance of posting the replay?
#58 Lethal_Angel-FROM HELL[106593]
c36036.rivrw4.nsw.optusnet.com.au
nice br...i liked it..............10

if u have the replay please post it :)
I cant b-leive ground won.....
*faints*
#59 |]agomar[106629]
StCatherines-ppp109148.sympatico.ca
For all those late commenteers ( :O ), the replay has been posted . . . you'll have to press next or something quite a few times to get to it. Thanks for the compliments :D.
#60 Crunchymaker[106692]
209.232.145.10
GHIAAAARRRRR....
#61 AZALIN[107571]
pppath245.compulink.gr
very good report although didn't get all the pics...
#62 jUsDsH[107901]
spider-ntc-ta041.proxy.aol.com
i once owned 24 carriers with 3defilers and 10 hydes.. dark swarm and plague baby
#63 [151570]
wc01.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com
JUSDSH U RULE



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