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#1 katome[109504]
px2ar.ed.shawcable.net
hahahahah


sad :[

not a bad... 'report' tho, I'd say 6 maybe 7 if generous. funny cause so true.




#2 Sovereignty[109506]
wsip68-15-45-159.ri.ri.cox.net
Not bad. Dunno how i'd rate it.
#3 perfectmaster[109508]
CPE00e0183a0616.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
That was just weird.I have met someone like that.I beat him and he said i hacked.The funny thing was,i just used 5 rines to kill him.I hate newbs that think they are good,but than they say everyone hacks.
#4 |]agomar[109512]
StCatherines-ppp109103.sympatico.ca
LMFAO this was awesome, aaahahahaaa. "despiration" was no thanx tho :(.

7, really made me laugh.

#5 Adrenaling[109513]
CPE002078e0f4b2.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
lol.

2BlackDogs sux.

#6 Adrenaling[109514]
CPE002078e0f4b2.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
not that i dont, but...
#7 star[109516]
adsl-65-65-97-194.dsl.austtx.swbell.net
gw brand a
#8 Serious[109517]
h24-86-132-53.ed.shawcable.net
Lol. Definately worth a 7.
#9 Mjotnar[109521]
client-151-200-161-80.bellatlantic.net
2BlackDogs: you suck
2BlackDogs: let me see base plz

omg, i love newbies sooooooo much =]


#10 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[109522]
h000a277d260a.ne.mediaone.net
*yawn*
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#11 Serious[109523]
h24-86-132-53.ed.shawcable.net
Fuck you time.
#12 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[109525]
h000a277d260a.ne.mediaone.net
*yawn*
*cough*
1



#13 BigD[109526]
px2so.cg.shawcable.net
Not bad, funny story. I'd read another one from yours.
#14 CroNo[109527]
spider-ti014.proxy.aol.com
Your the MCTFB of battleReprorts mr. TIME. Your not funny and your battlereports suck. I could make a BR just as half-assed as you but I don't go around submitting them because I know they would be a waste of server space. So why don't you back off on the good BR's?
#15 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[109529]
h000a277d260a.ne.mediaone.net
I am making a good BR as we speak, my fat-headed friend.

*yawn*
*cough*
*gurgle*
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#16 |]agomar[109530]
StCatherines-ppp109103.sympatico.ca
time I do not believe that you are genetically capable of that.
#17 34c-24-34[109531]
CPE0080c8d642f2.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
reading the br made me laught my ass of!!!
#18 Arsenic[109532]
sdn-ar-002nmalbuP223.dialsprint.net
gw, i know people exactly like that lol
#19 [109533]
user158.net128.va.sprint-hsd.net
wow a report with humor :O!
yea it was subtle yet funny, and the way you posted pics of the convos gave it added 'interactivity'. it would've been nice to play like 10 games vs him and whip him repeatedly, but this is cool too ;)
7 is right on the money

#20 h8.[109535]
208.149.135.166
gw mick.
8
#21 mick[109542]
1Cust21.tnt10.bne1.da.uu.net
: D
#22 DrunkenGoliath[109547]
bjg8348uy15mf.ab.hsia.telus.net
Good. Whether I'm your friend or not, it's good.
#23 BigScreenTV[109548]
athb50e0y581j.bc.hsia.telus.net
=O updait yur wabpaig and mkae +++++ battelreppourtz!!!!!!~
#24 Sexy^Orangutang[109549]
spider-tk032.proxy.aol.com
very simple, very entertaining. That dude reminds me of me when I'm playin counterstrike (cause when i get killed, the other guy MUST hack, right?...heh...oh god im a faggot)
#25 DeltaFlyer13[109550]
px2wh.vc.shawcable.net
Man 'o man this mick is great at BSing, not only that, but at rematches too. :-D

So much for MY attempts at BSing. :(

All hail Brand-A!!



#26 Blade[109552]
gnfd-ras2-1-cs-13.dial.bright.net
Nice report mick, definetly a 7 at least ;P
#27 Ling-erie[109557]
proxy1.leeds.ac.uk
hahahahaha
nice
#28 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[109558]
h000a277d260a.ne.mediaone.net
*yawn*

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#29 Ezikel[109563]
212.219.117.187
STFU Time.

Made me laugh... i suck... but man... what a sore loser
#30 Twip[109564]
whbgel.scoca.ohio.gov
lmao

Time, you are fucking pathetic. People stopped talking about you so you posted the exact same comment again. You're acting like a high school drama queen. Your existence must be pretty sad. ;\
#31 Crusador[109567]
170.211.34.51
Very entertaining these kind reports are what makes this site fun.
#32 MaNiAc-(eLf)-[109568]
modemcable209.207-202-24.mtl.mc.videotron.ca
That was one cool br with good humor and pic that just show the essential:)
#33 LoZeR-X[109569]
p-proxy-1-int0.net.wisc.edu
uh... deza Vu...
#34 EMS[109572]
nabrown.vassar.edu
Just thought that everyone should know that, while playing stupid newbies such as this, it is very amusing to send them messages like the following:

<EMS> Cheat Enabled
<EMS> Nuclear Launch Detected

The second one gets an especially amusing reaction when you are not terran and you use it shortly after you have cloned your peons,

EMS
#35 Krael[109583]
144.13.6.10
BRs like this make me sad that SCbackstab.com went under.
#36 PAPAPENEIS[109584]
user-2injgft.dialup.mindspring.com
HELLO NURSE]




ENGLISH MAJOR STUDENT


ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZANG












ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ~~

#37 badtz maru[109588]
pcp108471pcs.echryh01.nj.comcast.net
u r without manner
#38 Dampiere[109589]
ares.uwimona.edu.jm
EMS, lol, i love it, cant wait to try it out
May the Terrans prosper
D
#39 4.Aiur[109590]
cas01.lebnon01.pa.comcast.net
I agree with Crusador...it is reports like this that makes this site fun.

BTW, Cru, I love people who can't spell their own names right.

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#40 SiG.[109606]
host-209-214-80-105.fll.bellsouth.net
Lmfao! I played 2BlackDogs a few days ago too. Heh.
#41 Fearless Guy[109610]
inet-netcache1-o.oracle.com
*yawn *
Time suck ass
*cough*
suckes ass
*cough*'
*cough*
sneez*(*

Time FuMf
#42 EMS[109612]
nabrown.vassar.edu
Lol, I'm not the real English major Student of the famous Praetor contoversy, but it was the first thing that I ever gave a comment to. I used the name Emergency Medical Services, then thought it was funny that I was EMS too. Its amazing how dumb I was only a few months ago.

But Grats on getting the reference! I am inpressed, you are the first, and I have been using it for like 6 months,

EMS
#43 EMS[109613]
nabrown.vassar.edu
Ohhh yeah that was directed at #36 if you didn't figure it out,

EMS
#44 Blitzkreig_[109633]
user-uini70a.dialup.mindspring.com
haha, nice report.

I had this happen once. I was challenged to a 1v1, i killed his nexus with a dt drop rofl. and respectivly, was called a hacker.
#45 |||l||||ll|||||[109661]
cdm-66-5-54-tylr.cox-internet.com
hehask YOUJ HAX THO WSRIOTULSDY
HAXKER HOW CAN YOU USE SHUTTLEs
THEYA RE HAXK
ONLY HACKERS UISE DROP
#46 Mudvane[109674]
modemcable073.176-201-24.mtl.mc.videotron.ca
Nice br....

The f*ck u just say???(#45)
#47 Rowdy[109689]
adsl-64-123-174-218.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net
T_T!

Good report, but it just pisses me off when morons like that act like they haven't been beaten. I still laughed though. Good job.

3.141... err that's pi.

7.00000000001
#48 DeltaFlyer13[109743]
px2wh.vc.shawcable.net
WHOA! Havn't seen Rowdy in a while.

Anyway, does ANYONE know that EMS is actually a school's name? Just so happens I have a neighbor that goes there. And god I hate that guy....going off topic.

(E)arl (M)arriot (S)econdary
#49 [109747]
r138209.res.Lehigh.EDU
who plays comp stomps..christ you both suck.
#50 mick[109756]
1Cust89.tnt16.bne1.da.uu.net
look at the first pic #49.
:
#51 [ScV][109815]
cache4.ihug.com.au
"hehask YOUJ HAX THO WSRIOTULSDY
HAXKER HOW CAN YOU USE SHUTTLEs
THEYA RE HAXK
ONLY HACKERS UISE DROP"

hohoho
#52 Alman64[109987]
213.seattle15rh15rt.wa.dial-access.att.net
ROTFFLMFAO Incredible! One time I played 5v1 comp, BSed and whupped everyone. I remember the post-game talk well...

BSer!
You Hacker!
Bastard!
Chicken shit! (I think he was russian)
FUCK YOU!!!
#53 theNOTORIOUS(MR)fuji[110033]
adsl-63-200-50-241.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
funny bunny
#54 Chacmool06[110111]
dialup-63.215.236.205.Dial1.Stamford1.Level3.net
Sadly i also have come across ass holes like that. Funny stuff tho. :)
#55 hama[149763]
213.185.116.3
jhjhjh



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