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#1 Mr.Mediocre[110477]
149.149.205.38
I apologize to those who haven't seen or didn't like Joe Dirt, my prayers are
with you in overcoming your apparent sickness. Hope you like it.

P.S. First Post! Long time since I said that, :D.


#2 WTH[110478]
65.64.77.133
1st Non author
#3 badtz maru[110480]
pcp108471pcs.echryh01.nj.comcast.net
7.5
i didn't see joe dirt
#4 killawful[110481]
MTL-HSE-ppp160376.qc.sympatico.ca
i liked that movie. good read, do it again with another movie
#5 KepowOb[110482]
proxy.sjc.marketscore.com
Pretty funny :]
the movie was good too. I like the part witht the space meteor and the nuke he finds.
#6 SiG.[110483]
host-216-77-217-207.fll.bellsouth.net
I have never seen Joe Dirt, I'm gonna rent it on video when it comes out tho, nice report.
#7 shampoo[110486]
12-246-181-177.client.attbi.com
LOLOLOL

"Joining channel: The Void
This channel does not have chat privileges.
<ACDC_4EVER> this channel sux"

LOL





#8 katome[110490]
px2ar.ed.shawcable.net
lol awesome, 8 :) never saw joe dirt tho.
#9 Dino Din[110495]
dynamic-153-141.dorm.natpool.uc.edu
funny... chat things were the best
#10 Oddity[110496]
px2nr.wp.shawcable.net
never saw that movie, but report was still funny :)

and i actually read the whole thing, which is a rarity, that gets you full marks in my book(which doesnt matter btw)

#11 mick[110497]
1Cust248.tnt9.bne1.da.uu.net
I think it's funnier if you've seen the movie, which I have.
9 or 10 : )
#12 [SM]Strega~F[110499]
1Cust39.tnt9.adl1.da.uu.net
Wow, I thought this was just gonne be some gayass imposter. Very good to have you back, although I don't think I've ever seen you before. Your poems are pure ownage BTW, so bringing them out will be a nice treat.
Welcome back.


Strega



#13 stonecoldnewbie[110501]
24.245.64.22
rofl
fucking own
oldelpaso is a stuck up "old school" faggot ^^ gj, you own him


ON THE LIPS!




#14 CaughtNaked[110505]
pcp831326pcs.nrockv01.md.comcast.net
asdf, to loud. mayb kuz im stoned. was funny though
#15 Phobos_ColZ[110507]
AC86EC3B.ipt.aol.com
hehe good stuff, in that mediocre kind of way. Nice to see you back.
#16 Ana[110510]
bdslppp5.phnx.uswest.net
look at that
#17 Arsenic[110511]
sdn-ar-002nmalbuP327.dialsprint.net
pure ownage. and remember...it's in the heart man..lol
#18 Spuzz[110514]
63.175.166.66
Awesome to see you back. You were missed.

Spuzz

#19 NotDefault[110516]
h24-83-95-176.vs.shawcable.net
Hm, I thought you were kidding when you talked about the movie at the end. I've never even heard of it.

Even so, funny report :).

NotDefault


#20 [110517]
inehou-pxy04.compaq.com
rofl

rofl

rofl

Fox
#21 funnymarx[110518]
dhcp085206.res-hall.nwu.edu
Any report with Earl is quality...

--funnymarx

"Have you ever seen a coleslaw that looked like that?"
#22 Breeze[110519]
62.176.93.129
Hahaha
Please restore the corn of destiny reports asap, they are the funniest reports at this site :D
#23 Testicular_Pugilist[110523]
sttldslgw27poolD133.sttl.uswest.net
OMG! That shit with the marines spelling out AC/DC... I couldn't stop laughing. That was total pie, we're talking banana creme. I give it a 7, even if that movie sucked balls.
#24 Mr.Mediocre[110524]
149.149.205.38
Haha, thanks guys. I personally think Joe Dirt is the second greatest movie of all time, second only to The Adventures of Milo and Otis. And indeed the poems are coming back, they're coming along great right now.

I thought about restoring Grinding the Corn of Destiny 1 and 2, but who knows?
#25 EldritchEvil[110527]
nr11-216-196-187-40.fuse.net
Huzzah and welcome back Mediocre!
#26 DivvyO[110528]
kpcrdc.kp.org
Welcome back, man.

;D !!!!
#27 Manius[110541]
adsl-81-166-235.asm.bellsouth.net
Easy gold. WB, Mr. Mediocre.
#28 f.u.c.t.a.r.d[110542]
e0.filt1.davidson.tn.ena.net
You know man... you just gotta keep on keepin on... lifes a garden, dig it... whats up?

Very Funny. Looking forward to a closer look into the grass.
#29 slings[110548]
192.231.124.64
welcome back
#30 triped[110550]
63.85.132.17
Hey kids,

Chicks dig Milo and Otis!

Seriously.
#31 ZerG~LinG[110553]
p432-033.ppp.get2net.dk
LOL! Damn this was great :D
Is this is the shit u're gonna produce, then welcome back :D
#32 |]agomar[110556]
St-Catherines-ppp126458.sympatico.ca
lmfao Joe Dirt . . . own. 8! The end was a little too sentimental tho . . . *sniff*
#33 Adrenaling[110558]
cr862712-a.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
back eh?

funny
#34 Roaddog[110570]
CPE00105cae268e.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
Welcome back, saviour of Br.com!
#35 Mr.Mediocre[110578]
149.149.205.38
Thanks guys, glad you liked it. And yah chicks dig Milo and Otis. That movie is awesome. That movie made me wanna be a cat when I was little. Then my dad beat me. But it was still a cool movie.
#36 someone[110580]
sc-66-27-186-137.socal.rr.com
yea please restore grinding the corn of destinies they own. =]
#37 [110582]
ppp-206-170-33-103.okld03.pacbell.net
?
#38 Prodigy, yes, that prodigy[110596]
adsl-64-172-197-27.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
One of the funniest and most innovative reports i've read in a long time. Hopefully this can jumpstart the BR community and get bob and dref pumping out the good ol'e stuff again. keep on keeping on mediocre :).
#39 katome[110598]
px2ar.ed.shawcable.net
lol milo and otis was funny :D that movie is so.. OOOOLD now lol.
#40 -the o_0-[110618]
SHW58-44.accesscable.net
omgroflroflrofl

0wned that El Paso guy.
#41 Smoky_McWeed[110672]
PM-236.tnaccess.com
Now there were some problems with that report...
WHERE WAS I???
Remember to pay homage to your roots buddy...
#42 derek[110700]
ACAD5B37.ipt.aol.com
actual br: 6
everything afterwards: 10


;D
#43 Mr.Mediocre[110713]
149.149.205.38
I wasn't actually concentrating on the BR really. Just trying to portray an adventure on B.net. I've got an old-skool style theme BR in the works, that will be more in the line of what I used to do. Anyway, thanks for the comments dukes.
#44 Krebs[110843]
h0008c78fa265.ne.mediaone.net
fucking rocked.
#45 xld[110844]
AC9BED91.ipt.aol.com
do one on elvira, mistress of the dark
#46 WilliamWC3[111479]
twcassidy.erols.com
NICE NICE NICE
i was working on a report a while ago and got side tracked...

grinding the corn of destiny is still #1 report of all time!
#47 stinkfist[111618]
A030-0166.LSAN.splitrock.net
Spelling out AC/DC with rines rockes. I know someone else said that already, fuck off.


CJB
#48 tj[113107]
ckvl-dsl3-t149.citlink.net
bitch.
#49 BlueRibbon[142981]
12.32.223.193
I'm just sitting here when suddenly i hear *CHEEEEER* really loud. That just freaked me the shit out.

I'd say 8
#50 WEENISERRRRRRR[147802]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
1.0
this sux weenis



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