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#1 [113422]
Ottawa-ppp3517227.sympatico.ca
I won't rate it for a while cause of your name. thx
#2 DontGottaRateIt[113423]
cache-1.sbo.ma.webcache.rcn.net
Holy fuck...i made this report 1 minute and a half ago AND I DONT EVEN GET FIRST. WHAT!? and no u dont have to rate it, hence my name.... :)
#3 mistears[113425]
sc-24-31-40-154.socal.rr.com
dirfsab.



#4 Apollo[L][113426]
54.210.33.65.cfl.rr.com
wtf kinda waste of first comment is that jesus next time wait till some 1 get's first JEEZE
#5 Apollo[L][113427]
54.210.33.65.cfl.rr.com
alright i just read it funny stuff man very very funny
#6 MatrisKing[113428]
dhcp024-209-035-050.neo.rr.com
::yawn:: good thing it isnt rated
#7 asdfasdf[113430]
adsl-63-199-244-18.dsl.sndg02.pacbell.net
the first the original was better though... BUT HELLA FUNNY!!
#8 [113433]
StCatherines-ppp215592.sympatico.ca
a report like this doesn't deserve a sexy first comment.

However, it had its funny parts :)

#9 UltimateFire[113436]
spider-ntc-tb084.proxy.aol.com
better than the first one, but still not what i prefer myself.
#10 Serious[113438]
h24-86-132-53.ed.shawcable.net
The name alone is worth a laugh t.t
#11 __[113440]
h24-86-132-53.ed.shawcable.net
All these noob tactics are real, and my purpose in these br's is not only to entertain the reader, but to show some people that most ppl on starcraft are still noobs, and while everyone at br.com is an expert at the game,
#12 CorpusChrist[113443]
AC8001B8.ipt.aol.com
LOL
#13 AbsoluteGeneus[113445]
spider-wf042.proxy.aol.com
Somewhere in comment 11, I sence a state of sarcasim. Or it could just be the red meat I just ate.
#14 Amoeba_Boy[113446]
spider-mtc-tb023.proxy.aol.com
I think the sarcasm is "everyone at br.com is an expert at the game" Thats worth a 10 alone

I thought the last one was funnier, but definently do a third

#15 |||l||||ll|||||[113449]
66.76.9.86
man someone get a moron filter
#16 vincible[113450]
2Cust7.tnt15.sfo3.da.uu.net
Sorry, but I thought the humor was getting old by the end of the last one. I dunno, I just don't think it's that funny to talk about how bad some imaginary people are. I think newbie bashing can be funny, but a lot of the humor comes from the fact that you're dealing with real people. This is too easy--you made them up so of course they're dumb. Just my opinion of course.

Ah well, I guess other people are enjoying it so write more for their sake. But I won't be reading.



#17 mick[113453]
1Cust149.tnt11.bne1.da.uu.net
I think the first comment was the highlight of the report
#18 SiG.[113457]
host-216-77-212-13.fll.bellsouth.net
It was kinda like that Divvyo report, but not as good.

#19 aseq[113458]
eagle.ksa.fnt.hvu.nl
if these were real people, it'd make for a lamer of the week kinda thing...entertaining enough.
#20 triped[113459]
63.85.132.17
I think this sucks..your humor is a bit forced, and gets old quickly.
#21 Dragonsven[113460]
170.158.213.72
Pithy humor but the idea that these are real people is patently ridiculous. Sorry.

-Sven

#22 reaqu[113461]
cache-1.lnh.md.webcache.rcn.net
"the 50 min 4 pool" lol funny shit man, write a 3rd=]
#23 IcE-Inforcer[113463]
209.105.210.34
Blah haha... no pics... Wrinting wasnt bad.
#24 Patton[113479]
spider-to082.proxy.aol.com
I like it. Reminds me of watching a 7v1 comp stomp, and watching all the players die.
Gj, make more. Perhaps the two of them in a classic 7v1?
#25 UltralisckJoe[113483]
54.210.33.65.cfl.rr.com
That was an awsome game but them damn valks owned my ass
#26 TSear[113528]
cpe-66-87-4-245.ut.sprintbbd.net
This was a load of bullshit. all i have to say.
#27 Sovereignty[113540]
wsip68-15-45-159.ri.ri.cox.net
This is one of the most worthless br's I have ever seen. Your grammar is horrible, the game was horrible, the players were beyond description, and your grammar was horrible. How did this get a 3?
#28 Anonymous[113583]
216-224-156-69.thegrid.net
You spelled ultralisk wrong
#29 ViRtuos0[113586]
sdn-ar-003nmalbuP207.dialsprint.net
mick is better. i love mick
#30 [113588]
mlras1-16.levels.unisa.edu.au
write a third!!!
tis gold!!!
#31 Amoeba_Boy[113597]
spider-tp063.proxy.aol.com
I love people like #28 and #27, so stupid

Or better yet all people that said this sucked, and loved divvyos one

#32 dopey[113625]
196.b.003.brs.iprimus.net.au
this sucked.. nuff said.. we dont want another.. and if it was possible we would have to say we want this one removed from our memory.
#33 DoobieSnacks[113813]
c-66-56-0-169.atl.client2.attbi.com
#15 totel oanage



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