| #1 T.T.Boy[2882] |
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| I believe that there is a place for a nice short report like this. I was laughing when you said "I got everything I could get my greedy little hands on". You earned that bronze bengalass this time. |
| #2 Johnny_Vegas[2884] |
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| I am considering just deleting crappy reports like this. |
| #3 Flint79[2890] |
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I second that motion Mr.Vegas.
A terran game with no nukes or cloak? Ouch...I shutter to think such games exist. |
| #4 Flint79[2891] |
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I second that motion Mr.Vegas.
A terran game with no nukes or cloak? Ouch...I shutter to think such games exist. |
| #5 Bob the Newt[2892] |
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| No nuke, cloak, or rush? WTF?!?!?!? Wanna throw in "No upgrades, no expanding, no air units, no using spells, and no more than 1 peon per min patch". That'll make it good. |
| #6 Mark4[2898] |
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| You know, if my first report had sparked a discussion on wether to give out "porcelein bengalaas", I might not have posted again so quick. I think we need to keep this as an example of how not to write a report. |
| #7 Tanglebones[2900] |
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| Ya don't have to eat the whole apple to know it's rotten. |
| #8 Tanglebones[2902] |
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| Ya don't have to eat the whole apple to know it's rotten. |
| #9 [FLS]prozerran[2912] |
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Who the heck gave these 2 reports a 2 and a 3?
Check out the reports rated 1 before! They seems like a 5-6 after I read this one that is rated 2 and the other one 3.
Vote here: "What should the corcelein bengalaas look like?" |
| #10 [2913] |
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| Urrr... porcelein |
| #11 Etarenicni/PrinceCharming/Slicer[2920] |
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Well, the other reports were sarcastic and/or simply jokes.
This guy is posting shit this bad in EARNEST.
BTW - the number of comments given to a report is in direct inverse proportion to how good the report is. |
| #12 TheGuyInHisBasement[2926] |
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Why do you plague us with this shit ShAkUrAs? Do you purposely do this to waste our time? Please go take your wannabe SC player reports and go sit in YOUR basement.... it's good for the mind... goddamn kid....
One more BTW to whoever rates these: How can you give shit like this 2.0 and 3.0? Were you as drunk as me when you thought of that? Give this the -10.0 and the larva award for sitting there crawling around and mutating unto more shit than it already is... |
| #13 JSH[2927] |
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| No nuke, cloak or rush? Sounds like a reject from Sharewareland. You also forgot the rule that says you each get two corners. |
| #14 Phuckin-Rhetard-[2940] |
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| This report blew, it completely sucked, Shakuras is a fucking moron. |
| #15 Entaro_Adun[2951] |
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| What do you count a "no rush"? Playing Terran, I always build 9 or 10 Marines and some Medics at the 6th or 7th minute of the game to attack first. So how long should I wait to push this attack if I can't rush? 15 minutes? Do you guys time yourself or something? |
| #16 T.T.Boy[2957] |
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| Larvae award, that's a good one! Ya, give him that. |
| #17 Tanglebones[2962] |
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I dunno, I've seen four zealots beating on a larvae without much success. Those things are tough!
Give him the broodling award. |
| #18 Entaro_Adun[3006] |
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| The best is still the Paper Bengalaas. |
| #19 WOLLYOTTA[3030] |
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| If he wants to post on this place shouldn't he be allowed to? If he enjoys it, let him. You don't have to read it or insult it if you don't want to. |
| #20 [FLS]prozerran[3033] |
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Yes he is allowed, but we're discussing what kind of award we should give him.
I'm up for that gif! |
| #21 FluX![3054] |
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| Another thing you might add is that we don't need/want it here... |
| #22 Test_Trials[97398] |
| krone.cc.strath.ac.uk |
| Shit this short should be shamed! |
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