| #1 #1[115345] |
| ool-18be6f2b.dyn.optonline.net |
| i think |
| #2 MaELMaN[115346] |
| ool-18be6f2b.dyn.optonline.net |
| yay i was right!! |
| #3 UltimateFire[115352] |
| spider-ntc-tb033.proxy.aol.com |
Only time i plan to do this, but 3rd!! W00t!
Now to read, =[ |
#4  [115353] |
| user100.net181.fl.sprint-hsd.net |
| Excellent. |
| #5 Ender[115358] |
| 24-90-18-132.si.rr.com |
| 5th now to read -_- |
| #6 SiG.[115361] |
| host-216-77-217-187.fll.bellsouth.net |
...
Mass Valks vs any air is fun, no matter what way you look at it.
good report. |
| #7 Ender[115362] |
| 24-90-18-132.si.rr.com |
| all i have to say is.. poor zerg.. mutas/ling vs valk/tank, reaver/corsair, bc/gols.. can you say ownage? |
| #8 Eradicate~Me[115363] |
| pa-millscreek2a-368.buf.adelphia.net |
| another ffa won by bc's ;[ |
| #9 fire stone[115364] |
| line31.tekdata.net |
| those jokes were sick you acted like a very big baby in this report and need to grow up |
| #10 starlore~[115365] |
| 209-122-204-66.s66.tnt2.clmb.md.dialup.rcn.com |
top ten!
|
| #11 Adrenaling[115366] |
| CPE002078e0f4b2.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
| hi dag ^^ |
| #12 Freque[115367] |
| sdn-ap-014caburbP0505.dialsprint.net |
awesome job Dag
9 |
#13  [115368] |
| St-Catherines-ppp112467.sympatico.ca |
| ty ;). lmao @ 9 |
| #14 Adrenaling[115369] |
| CPE002078e0f4b2.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
| awesome dag |
| #15 Redemption6[115370] |
| 209-6-250-32.c3-0.lex-ubr2.sbo-lex.ma.cable.rcn.com |
| any punctuation errors or grammatical ones? ProLly not |
| #16 Twip[115371] |
| 0-1pool192-70.nas5.columbus1.oh.us.da.qwest.net |
Hmm... the pictures were outstanding, some of the jokes sounded clever, and the game overall was pretty humorous. I don't really like the constant making-fun-of-oneself thing that some tend to incorporate throughout their BR's though. You'll also note that I only said some of the jokes.. and you know what a joke in a BR does if it isn't funny. ;\
Other than that the text was okay. Include some upgrades or something next time; Valks owning BC's made me think you must've upgraded them a lot.
8 |
| #17 User14[115372] |
| spider-ntc-ta084.proxy.aol.com |
GOOD JOB finally a qaulity report
9 - i only give tens when im rolling on the ground from laughter or if it amazes me to the point my mouth starts drooling
AWESOME REPORT
Also #9 hahahahhahahhahahhahakdaSDJFDSAFKHKAL:JF |
| #18 Twip[115373] |
| 0-1pool192-70.nas5.columbus1.oh.us.da.qwest.net |
| Well, the space between parentheses and the inside text could be counted as one of those, I think, #15. lol |
| #19 [115374] |
| St-Catherines-ppp112467.sympatico.ca |
Valks were at 1/0 :O. Matrix rapes. BTW, you should scroll up and down this br really really fast, it'll make you dizzy.
That's my response to Twip ;) |
| #20 Sexy^Orangutang[115375] |
| 12-234-99-99.client.attbi.com |
| very decent, good job. |
| #21 |||l||||ll|||||[115376] |
| cdm-66-6-214-tylr.cox-internet.com |
| mep get on aim =/ |
| #22 USTaliWhacker[115377] |
| cdm-66-140-232-bate.cox-internet.com |
Awesome report Dag. I can see why ur wanting to quiot writing them.. That had to have taken you about what, 12 days?? :) Anyway, it deserves at least a 9. Looks really good, and the text flowed nicely. Keep up the good work man.
USTaliWhacker signing off.... |
| #23 stonecoldnewbie[115378] |
| c-24-245-64-22.mn.client2.attbi.com |
| hi |
| #24 BigD[115379] |
| px2so.cg.shawcable.net |
| Yet another great BR. I was hoping you wouldn't win, but it's nice to see valks own. 8.5 |
| #25 xdragon[115380] |
| 64.128.98.81 |
| lol white square! |
| #26 Zalbag[115381] |
| chi-tgn-gog-vty161.as.wcom.net |
pretty good report. i dunno, it just didnt hold my attention for very long. funny quotes though ;]
8-9 |
| #27 Amoeba_Boy[115382] |
| spider-tp074.proxy.aol.com |
That map is so incredibly rigged for terran.
Only problem I have is that the game was pretty one-sided. Other than that, sweet report |
| #28 [115383] |
| St-Catherines-ppp112467.sympatico.ca |
| I was hanging on by a thread most times . . . yeah I should post the replay, forgot about that ;) |
| #29 psychochild[115387] |
| slip-32-102-238-48.fl.us.prserv.net |
<i>"Dagomar, young man, you've never been a man of extreme subtlety. Now build big shit to kill little shit with big guns."<i>
Quote that. |
| #30 Kane[115389] |
| 12-233-180-134.client.attbi.com |
| spiffy 30 |
| #31 RaNDoM[115391] |
| proxy.or3.marketscore.com |
the 3-pic all-text report quote at the top deserves a 10 alone :)
|
| #32 mistears[115392] |
| cpe-24-31-39-161.socal.rr.com |
this was pretty good.
that was an understatement.
|
| #33 Zorgb0t![115393] |
| h24-65-212-228.cg.shawcable.net |
Wow that was a treat. I learned a lot from that battle report. It was down to earth, plus easy to comprehend. Fun at times and it made me laugh a lot.
"Wow look at me. My IQ is 10 points higher then CN's"
I live in Alberta btw ;) |
| #34 Dino Din[115394] |
| dynamic-150-148.dorm.natpool.uc.edu |
| sex... hardcore, 4 way |
| #35 Swiss_Mercenary[115395] |
| h24-76-50-216.vf.shawcable.net |
That was too gosu, Dagomar.
|
| #36 Ling-erie[115398] |
| host213-1-89-59.in-addr.btopenworld.com |
hey daggy =]
didn't read, too lazy, i'll save it for when i'm "revising" |
| #37 Gojky[115399] |
| proxy4.uq.edu.au |
Yah Dagomar hhas been released from the no reporting prison...Ehem sorry about that.
Anyway Good job!
Gojky |
| #38 Metamucil[115411] |
| CPE0048546d06e2.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
awesome
wow that was so good.
9 indeed |
| #39 Jorge[115415] |
| client-151-200-161-80.bellatlantic.net |
To further the notion that you can't go wrong quoting SiG:
"i dont deserve to be banned. granted, i do say gay shit, and make gay posts, but still."
lol ("pre-SiG") |
| #40 CaughtNaked[115419] |
| waf-dc30-249.rasserver.net |
Dag, your self esteem is dangerously high.
I wonder why he didnt post the rep? |
| #41 Mep[115424] |
| user-2inil57.dialup.mindspring.com |
Holy shit. I've been in a Dag report. Who wants my fucking autograph?
Heh, anyway, very nice Daggy ol' chap. You elegantly outlined how I got my ass handed too me. Reading through that I actually started to remember that game, didn't we play that like six years ago?
10. |
| #42 [115425] |
| ppp-206-170-33-235.okld03.pacbell.net |
| only 9? whoever gave it a 9 should be bitch slapped |
| #43 [115427] |
| StCatherines-ppp109256.sympatico.ca |
TT CN, I posted the rep ;). Red the last sentence, mofo. We played this about 2 months ago!
|
| #44 [115428] |
| StCatherines-ppp109256.sympatico.ca |
| *read |
| #45 LuckyNewbie:P[115430] |
| dialup-65.58.58.206.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net |
| Psst... dag... I have cataclysm now... wanna 2v2 and br? |
| #46 sMs.NT[115432] |
| dialups-729.palmer.mtaonline.net |
| gw, gosu map to ffa on ^^ |
| #47 RockForce[115433] |
| spider-wm051.proxy.aol.com |
"r u from b.net?"
rofl =D
dag you own, sweet report |
| #48 owchs[115445] |
| 12-246-50-195.client.attbi.com |
| owch |
| #49 ZerG~LinG[115447] |
| p427-013.ppp.get2net.dk |
my oh my, everytime i don't visit br.com for two days Dag or CHJ post and i'm forced to be 49th or whatever :P
Awesome report!!!!!
FFA and valks in general is teh ownt |
| #50 ZerG~LinG[115448] |
| p427-013.ppp.get2net.dk |
| HAHAHAHA ME AM 50th |
| #51 Blah[115450] |
| 24.247.112.120.kzo.mi.chartermi.net |
"<i>"Dagomar, young man, you've never been a man of extreme subtlety. Now build big shit to kill little shit with big guns."<i>
Quote that."
agreed |
| #52 titans-thesoby/andy[115461] |
| d-207-5-252-62.s-way.com |
| l)dragomar rnt u the one who said u smoked weed? |
| #53 LoZeR-X[115463] |
| p-proxy-2-int0.net.wisc.edu |
valks are sexy..
yeah.
Sexy valk... |
| #54 [115465] |
| St-Catherines-ppp112546.sympatico.ca |
| I'm not sure wtf you said, titans, but I'm quite certain the answer is "no" |
| #55 Cashoom[115470] |
| sktncache2.sasknet.sk.ca |
Do a BR from alattoir!
You know you want to. |
| #56 Dialtone[115472] |
| athei36-d091.otenet.gr |
omfg Dagomar, 101010! o;
i was in no way forced by anyone to say this, no sir.
i would never. |
| #57 NotDefault[115517] |
| h24-83-95-176.vs.shawcable.net |
That was great :). Easy 9.
I don't think the game was one-sided, despite everyone but Dag not playing very seriously. Keep in mind that Dag was triple/double-teamed almost constantly throughout the entire game, so it's pretty amazing that he won.
The kills he racked up were just obscene, too. :)
NotDefault |
| #58 Kane[115527] |
| 12-233-180-134.client.attbi.com |
| "Dragomar" :O |
| #59 God of Ugly Things[115538] |
| wan-baylor-10.baylorschool.org |
| I love you Dag. |
| #60 Olle[115539] |
| 212.209.45.109 |
| My friends and coworkers were looking at me and in there faces i saw something like; call the white men with there friendly jackets now or after the hyserical laughers has died out!? |
| #61 lebman[115558] |
| Montreal-ppp21007.qc.sympatico.ca |
"Canada>USA 5-2 gg thx no re"
So true :) |
#62  [115576] |
| 12-222-60-60.client.insightBB.com |
Hehe, this was cool. The valks were fun. As usual though, the writing was subpar and there was way too much of it.
8.4 |
| #63 Fung[115577] |
| sktncache2.sasknet.sk.ca |
i personally resent all of the homosexuality strats about myself.... btw.... in the future refer to large numbers of reavers as "antarian" reavers... (hes a guy... who used to do that... yeah... ask a oldschool person.... like a nwtr'r or something....) well your forgivin dag. even if u r the bm'est guy around.
8.1 (thats right. point 1. eat that.) |
| #64 Dragonsven`[115603] |
| 170.158.213.70 |
I need to talk to you about the FFA BR Dag. Get on AIM once in a while. =]
-Sven |
| #65 TM[115749] |
| 1Cust134.tnt52.dfw5.da.uu.net |
| Heehee, i love valks. Too bad they cant own reavers :P |
| #66 HarvKilljoy[115777] |
| 192.189.112.134 |
Hiya Folks,
I too lag behind in my checking up on BR's in a timely fashion; my apologies! This was a class example of what Terrans in skilled hands can do: fight outnumbered and win. I play 'em exclusively and I'm not good enough to do the things Dag's done here- thanks for giving me an example to strive to emulate!
Friends and I recently did a 2v2 on Primeval Isles that wound up being a 2v1, me being 1of2, and WE LOST. To a TERRAN. Three hours' killing, expanding, running like Hell; I never knew Goliaths could own BC's when properly employed, let alone by ME. Not that all this matters to yer report, Dag! I'd give ya a 10 but I'm not sure how... YET!
HARV |
| #67 SFI_CBPye[115790] |
| 167.196.244.7 |
| Fantastic report! An excellent read, with sentences flowing smoothly like the river of blood which ensues from the utter rape-age of a hive cluster. |
| #68 Ling-erie[115839] |
| proxy3.leeds.ac.uk |
ok i sorta read it
i hate that fucking map, it's gay as sin.
good report i guess |
| #69 T_T[115886] |
| 237.117.26.24.cfl.rr.com |
| not your best dag |
| #70 CrackHeadJeb[115908] |
| mu-197049.dhcp.missouri.edu |
Well, it's not his best report. But it's nearly impossible to sustain a long streak of 9-rated reports. Every once in awhile a reporter has to lower his level in order to refocus on his battlereporting goals. While the battlereporter gains the knowledge of how to make his report better than the last, he may not want to (immediately) pay the price of doing so.
Good report, Dag.
-CHJ |
| #71 LuckyNewbie:P[115954] |
| dialup-209.244.76.134.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net |
| HOW ABOUT HOMEWORLD THING DAG HUH DAG HUH |
| #72 [115977] |
| St-Catherines-ppp112493.sympatico.ca |
| asdf Lucky! Only if you're ready for INTENSE lag . . . Cataclysm lags even more than Homeworld does for me :O. |
| #73 Gindam[115981] |
| blnd100-88.onlink.net |
| Just read OMG most hilarious story i have read or been a part of! And that saying alot My friend and I have made quite a few people cry. |
| #74 Jabba[115988] |
| prokom.customer.vol.cz |
| OMG You are so GAAAY, Dagomar lol, very funny :] |
| #75 ..DisturbeD[116027] |
| agent.lisco.com |
| Comment #75 is all mine! Miiiiiiiiiiine! |
| #76 Rome0Rome0[116040] |
| 1Cust107.tnt19.atl2.da.uu.net |
Dag,
Nice job. Funny as a MOFO! I have one question though. How do you get the pictures of the events taking place in the game? I especially like the one with the nuke at the end in black and white. Simply awesome. If you could help me out on what programs would allow me to do what you did with the pictures and also where I could find these programs I'd appreciate it.
Thanks
-Rome0Rome0 |
| #77 CaughtNaked[116048] |
| proxys.sj3.marketscore.com |
| i think half these comments belong to dag:P |
| #78 [116069] |
| Ottawa-ppp3517221.sympatico.ca |
press printscrn on your keyboard. The pics will appear in your starcraft folder. Then you can convert those to jpgs or gifs using imagoweb found at www.download.com, or using something like paintshop. THEN you upload those by getting an account here in the report center, and uploading the files in the file manager.
hf :). and stfu, bm CaughtNaked ;) |
| #79 Rome0Rome0[116227] |
| 1Cust113.tnt10.tpa2.da.uu.net |
Dag,
Ok. Thanks for the tips. Works great. I'm off to having fun with this now. Take it easy and keep up the funny ass BR's. Yours was the first I ever read here at Battlereports.com and I was laughing my ass off the entire time =)
Peace,
Rome0Rome0 |
| #80 Tom[116235] |
| 207.165.152.111 |
| Good report, I enjoyed the pics. |
| #81 Strupisch[116520] |
| proxy.ia3.marketscore.com |
LOL
"Mep has taken the liberty of strategically gathering his ovies at the Western extremity of his main, perhaps for some sort of mating ritual"
mating ritual... lol... QUOTE! |
| #82 badme[151429] |
| pcp05314423pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net |
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