| #1 Moebius[G][116258] |
| client-151-200-161-80.bellatlantic.net |
| hmmm |
| #2 Metamucil[116262] |
| CPE0048546d06e2.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
die now plz
not later, but now |
| #3 Ender[116264] |
| 24-90-18-132.si.rr.com |
| omg the jokes were bad and the writing was even worse.. |
| #4 Computer[116268] |
| CPE002078e0f4b2.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
| um... i never played u. ;) anyways, this report sucked, bye. |
| #5 LoZeR-X[116273] |
| p-proxy-2-int0.net.wisc.edu |
| dude. Im the 'one stupid person per month' for this month! |
| #6 ImperatorP[116278] |
| h002078ccd7eb.ne.client2.attbi.com |
| Oh, and caliber is spelled c-a-l-i-b-e-r not calliper :p |
| #7 Redemption6[116293] |
| cache-1.sbo.ma.webcache.rcn.net |
| Winter conquest is a money map? Anyways holy shit man dont do a comp br. |
| #8 Computer[116296] |
| CPE002078e0f4b2.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
| take at look at breeze's reports, hes got a bunch. if u want old-school reports, look at fractal_waves single-0. there r a lot more cool reports out there but these are just two of my favourite authors. ;) |
| #9 ImperatorP[116308] |
| h002078ccd7eb.ne.client2.attbi.com |
| Redemption I know WC isnt $$-MUCHO-NO-CLUTTER-CRITTER-MADDNESS-{SD}-MONEYMONEYMONEY-$$ but he seems like a $$ newbie to me. |
| #10 NobodyBeatsMe[116365] |
| 64.39.185.136 |
Some people just don't get it. My first BR was deleted, becasue I didn't know how to make paragraph's. So I reposted with paragraph's. The second BR used colours for the names. As I wrote in both BR's, I do not know how to do all the fancy shit that the "good" BR's have, so I add one element per report, supposedly making them better each time. Therefore, each game I BR is better than the previous as well. Hence, the first BR vs a newbie turtle. The second BR vs a comp opponent. etc. Sorry to waste all your time. It is only in an effort to figure out how to do the good stuff. If you don't like a report, there is no need to be an asshole about it (see the comment where I am supposed to die), simply state that this type of report isn't my bag, baby. ps. to those people who have given constructive criticism and links to assist in learning how to work this, I thank thee.
pss. the caliper (caliber) line was a joke, dumbass
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| #11 Zavael[116379] |
| ip68-97-14-146.ok.ok.cox.net |
Well, if THAT was what you were trying to do, then you're still a bit silly. The way you're trying to do it, it looks like you're learning HTML as you go and trying to get better at Starcraft while you did it.
I can see the getting better at Starcraft angle, but if you're going to subject us to really, really bad games, get all the HTML down pat before you do that. PLEASE. |
| #12 Puma5000[116443] |
| 216-55-164-139.dsl.san-diego.abac.net |
Do you have some sort of connection problem, like a 14.4 or something? Cuz even a bgh report would be a heluva lot better than this. And if you can play online just join a random public game. Sure you might get a few discers and hackers but who the hell cares about a disc or loss?
Oh and there is an html guide, with an html guide on this site.I found out about it and then realized onequick read-through is plenty. (Damn I love front page express. It might even be freeware,I'm notsure. But there are plenty off free/shareware html editors out there.
Oh and I genrally avoid succuming to the temptation of going to nohunters. Either A: talk to random people I don't know and probably have no clue who they are or B: play a game and get your ass whooped 5 times over)
Ps . Any1 know how to clean a spacebar w/o breaking it? |
| #13 Puma5000[116444] |
| 216-55-164-139.dsl.san-diego.abac.net |
| Oh and btw this site only censors for extreeme vulgarity or really really bad crap. Heheh I wrote a report a while back that had nothing to do with any game/pop culture, wasn't fiction and was on a hugely risque subject. Half the comments were flames/removal requests. But since it was undeniably not extreemely vulgure and was only half crappily writen, it stayed up, collecting dust(All under a different and controversial, but highly amusing, name) |
| #14 ImperatorP[116501] |
| h002078ccd7eb.ne.client2.attbi.com |
| p.s. if you write a joke, no one will know it's one when it's not FUNNY :p |
#15  [116510] |
| 12-222-60-60.client.insightBB.com |
haha, this guy is funny.
4 |
| #16 apos'rophe[116577] |
| adsl-63-200-49-79.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
| haha |
| #17 Alman[124683] |
| 52.seattle15rh16rt.wa.dial-access.att.net |
| THere is no clan button on anyone's screen, so ya know. |
| #18 Hikary Duff[148543] |
| cache-ntc-ac07.proxy.aol.com |
| Sup!Can u tell me wuts ya e-nail address???If u do wanna tell me e-mail me and add me!My e-mail address iz CooEujeane@aol.com and my sn iz CooEujeane!!! |
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