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#1 CrackHeadJeb[116535]
mu-197049.dhcp.missouri.edu
haha, if that's the tri-ho of old, it wouldn't have been long before he would've slaughtered you (hell, it certainly sounds like him) ;)

-CHJ

#2 CrackHeadJeb[116536]
mu-197049.dhcp.missouri.edu
Wasn't a bad report, either. My first report was on games that were one-sided like that. Solid reporting style, just lousy game. Nice, though.

-CHJ

#3 Ling-erie[116537]
proxy2.leeds.ac.uk
This guy makes a really good cas..

THEPALISADE FOR REPLAY RATER THX GW!

#4 CrackHeadJeb[116538]
mu-197049.dhcp.missouri.edu
haha
#5 Freque[116539]
sdn-ap-009caburbP0429.dialsprint.net
after you write like 20 more reports (literally) and all of them are 9+ then they MIGHT consider you for a rater, until then...gj on the report! Little one sided tho

7 or so

#6 maximus216[116540]
syr-66-24-42-16.twcny.rr.com
What can I say? I think a Meow is in order. I give The Palisade one w00t for rater.
#7 maximus216[116541]
syr-66-24-42-16.twcny.rr.com
What can I say? I think a MEOW is in order. I give one w00t to The Palisade for rater.
#8 ThE.DaRKneSS[116542]
bess-proxy.sequimschools.wednet.edu
hrm~~~~~~~~~~ report was good but i would have been a lil less one sided and a lil more detail on build orders and upgrades. im not trying to correct you just giving some tips
gw on this one.

- -
ThE.DaRKneSS



#9 SiG.[116544]
host-216-77-220-210.fll.bellsouth.net
I like.
great writing style... i wouldnt mind you as a rater.
of replays.

#10 DarkRider[116547]
198.134.2.2
haha

Actually I like your style
Write some real br's.
Read(or reread) the info in FAQ stating that "You don't ask to be a rater. We will come to you if we see you fit."

I mean who do u think you are(oh shoot I forgot-you are THEPALISADE-my bad)





#11 Kili[116548]
ua229d38hel.dial.kolumbus.fi
I think you need alt-text...
#12 Ender[116549]
24-90-18-132.si.rr.com
2 things...
1st.. omg you use a mac?!?!?! lol
2nd.. where the hell did you find that noob? europe? he's top 300 and he doesn't even scout or exp or maybe its just the lack of details and/or the 1 sidedness =P

#13 Ender[116550]
24-90-18-132.si.rr.com
i think i made up the word "sidedness" -_-
#14 ZerG~LinG[116552]
p437-104.ppp.get2net.dk
This comment has more power than ur mac.
CHJ for rater... OH sorry, I guess u said we shouldn't say that :p

Anyways, report was funny gw gwgwgwgwgwgwgwgg wggggwgwgwgwggwggg

-or-

Good Work





#15 Casper...[116554]
spc-isp-tor-58-19-445.sprint.ca
ya this guy is me inverted
#16 Sovereignty[116555]
wsip68-15-45-159.ri.ri.cox.net
Not quite as funny as your last one :) I guess it's only a matter of time now before mark posts a bold, stern, somewhat frightening "No." Anywho gj. You need alt text ^^
#17 Metamucil[116557]
CPE0048546d06e2.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
it was funny in places, mostly the in game speech

but as for the rest....eh :)
#18 NotDefault[116558]
h24-76-248-3.vs.shawcable.net
Quotes were funny (rofl quality), game was stupid. :)
#19 Redemption6[116559]
cache-1.sbo.ma.webcache.rcn.net
Humor was dry in this one, not as good as the other one. Game lacked emotion, you sounded just like a machine reporting the game.
#20 Gojky[116561]
schefflera-slingshot.itee.uq.edu.au
Funny, and also strangely arousing. ;P

Gojky
#21 Kane[116563]
12-233-180-134.client.attbi.com
Macs own sorry
#22 Redemption6[116564]
cache-1.sbo.ma.webcache.rcn.net
i think what kane MEANT to say was "macs get owned, sorry" cuz everyone knows they do :):)
#23 Amoeba_Boy[116565]
spider-tm033.proxy.aol.com
ouch
#24 mistears[116566]
cpe-24-31-39-161.socal.rr.com
ur not rater material.
your funny though.
#25 User14[116568]
spider-ntc-td084.proxy.aol.com
Pretty funny, it was forced this time... and uhm u gotta make more flashy things to be RATER, i never bred tho cuz i dont wanna emberassass anybody...

-Try to add pretty looking backgrounds for pictures and make them have weirdo textures. and ALT TEXT
#26 Dragonsven[116570]
s5.dial1.pro.nac.net
hahaha

-Sven
#27 titans-thesoby[116571]
d-207-5-252-62.s-way.com
not bad
GL for Rater
#28 UltimateFire[116573]
spider-ntc-tc022.proxy.aol.com
I wouldnt go so far as to promote you for rater, but this was a good report, in the gold range I would think. Your quotes and game text really speak for themselves.
#29 Moebius[G][116574]
24-168-203-98.wo.cox.rr.com
Only peson who should be rater right now is CrackHeadJeb. You wouldn't make a bad replay rater, though.

Better report then last one, thought the whole thing was going to be more weird "How to Take SS of My Mac" BR, but I was wrong.
#30 apos'trophe[116575]
adsl-63-200-49-79.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
How *do* you take screenshots on a mac?

(i have one too *hides*)
#31 [116576]
Montreal-ppp47763.qc.sympatico.ca
this was fun, but next time plz close your tables so I don't have to view in composer ;)
#32 Dragonsven[116580]
s5.dial1.pro.nac.net
"command-shift-3" all at the same time, apos'trophe.

-Sven
#33 Kane[116581]
12-233-180-134.client.attbi.com
Everyone fucking knows that it's command-shift-3.

Cmd-shift-3 owns so hard. I have the Photoshop demo, and it won't let me save files (cuz it's demo). Solution? Command-shift-3 it ;)
#34 Dragonsven[116583]
s5.dial1.pro.nac.net
w00t MACS OWN THX

-Sven
#35 stonecoldnewbie[116585]
c-24-245-65-56.mn.client2.attbi.com
nice.. pretty funny keep going etc etc

7
#36 aixaznkid[116586]
adsl-63-199-244-12.dsl.sndg02.pacbell.net
i think he's going to be like 7-9 rating brer
#37 funnymarx[116595]
dhcp085206.res-hall.northwestern.edu
Hahaha... a mac user for rater...
what's next, giving the vote to women and darkies?

--funnymarx

"To everyone's surprise but mine..."
#38 Moebius[G][116617]
eclipse.cntrvilhs.fcps.k12.va.us
die, funny man...

:Þ
#39 Rei[116724]
def-dial231.dfsi.net
I thought this BR was pretty funny. :)

As for you being a rater, eh, whatever. I do agree though, that BR.com has had the same staff... Forever. But then again, oh well..

Nice report, I would give it a 9, 7 for the usual things you rate in a BR, and a +1 for origniality, -1 for a one sided game, and +2 for the laugh I got from the things SoilentGreen said.. 'Steaming puddle of vaginal discharge'... He had problems.. Problems I can only begin to fathom.

-Rei
#40 apos'trophe[116789]
adsl-63-200-49-79.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
Thx #33 (Dragonsven) for telling me. I havn't been playing all that long and stuff.



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