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#1 [125584]
pcp660145pcs.prshng01.fl.comcast.net
If you wrote this BR within one hour of the previous one, you probably didn't spend enough time on it. Try reading the Guides in the help section of the site, and take a look at some of the classic reports to see where your shortcomings are. Anything over a 7.0 will probably help you get started.

Cheers,
~CB~


#2 SiX[125586]
client-151-198-243-110.qdx-it.com
It has begun. Crappy Warcraft 3 text-onlys. No it's REALLY over for us Brood War players.

Oh yeah, and 2nd. w00t w00t

#3 Bladexmaster[125587]
bgp601484bgs.midltn01.nj.comcast.net
i kno i kno... the 3rd is coming along it should be done by tonight or tommorow
#4 SiX[125588]
client-151-198-243-110.qdx-it.com
(logs onto battle.net and can't decide whether to join a 7v1 comp stomp or a 3v3 on fast money.)

(Hits the bottle)

Post on brother.

Sigh.................





#5 Some_God[125592]
proxy.ia4.marketscore.com
Blade i think you need to spend more time on BRs .. the one im doin currently is taking me 2 days to do ... its better to have one quality BR than 3 gay BRs
#6 ZeaL-[125594]
cache-ra01.proxy.aol.com
this seems like something from a strategy section of a crap website
#7 andaca[125605]
ool-4353591e.dyn.optonline.net
The time has come for br.comto start banning IP addresses....just to stop stuff like this.

The last report was at least worthy of a 2...this time, i think a 2 is more than generous.

Either spend some time on the reports, or don't post at all.



#8 UltimateFire[125616]
cache-ntc-ad01.proxy.aol.com
Yeah, CB, this is more like a .5 than a 2 =. Though you are much more optimistic/nicer than I am.
#9 Feared-Wolf[125617]
cache-ra01.proxy.aol.com
Andaca, give the kid a break, its his first or second time, Dont tell me you were absolutely perfect when you reported your first.
#10 [125620]
pcp660145pcs.prshng01.fl.comcast.net
I reserve 1.0 for horrible attempts in which the main goal of the author was to piss everyone off, rather than write a battle report of any kind. Stuff like "i 4pooled and kciked is ass. STARCRAFT ownz ur BONES. come see my pr0n wabside" gets the 1.0.

2.0 is the lowest I'll go for any report where the author was obviously interested in telling us a story, regardless of how good or bad the attempt was.

From there, 2 - 5 is subpar, 5 -6 is not bad, 6 -7.5 is average and good, 7.5 -8.5 is well-done, 8.5 -9.5 is exceptional. I haven't given out a ten this millenium... This is a general guide and changes as I rate too.

Cheers,
~CB~






#11 Some_God[125622]
proxys.sjc.marketscore.com
CB you are so mean by not giving out a ten
#12 [125624]
pcp660145pcs.prshng01.fl.comcast.net
10 is the theoretical limit for the best god-damned BR this side of Petropavlovsk. There was a time a few years ago when they were handed out so much that they really didn't mean anything anymore.

It's not like ratings are hurt by my not using 10 -- if a report has solid 10's and I don't agree, I just don't rate it, so as not to break the streak.

#13 Some_God[125625]
proxys.sj4.marketscore.com
Then give me a 10 :)
#14 Some_God[125626]
0-1pool176-239.nas22.somerville1.ma.us.da.qwest.net
Then give me a 10
#15 EliteSniper[125627]
cache-da05.proxy.aol.com
Hey.. this report isnt that good at all.. 2 quick.. but i have a question... im working on a battlereport and i been reading the guides... i just had 1 question... how do u submit Screen shots onto the webpage
#16 Some_God[125630]
proxy.ia4.marketscore.com
what do you mean which part

In the writing in the HTML you have to do
<img "www.website/filename.jpg">
If you want to know where the website adress comes from you need to go to the report center make an account go to file manager upload pics there and use that web site adress... but its hard for me to explain so some of this might be wrong



#17 EliteSniper[125631]
cache-da05.proxy.aol.com
I know that.. but when i hit browse i dont know where to find my screen shots
#18 [125632]
pcp660145pcs.prshng01.fl.comcast.net
Try C:Starcraft and anything with *.pcx (which will need to be converted to GIF or JPG). Or C:Warcraft3Screenshots.
#19 [125633]
pcp660145pcs.prshng01.fl.comcast.net
There should be slashes (i.e. C slash Starcraft, and C slash Warcraft3 slash Screenshots). I forgot that they were removed from the comments section.
#20 jacko3334[125650]
cache-syd-aa03.proxy.aol.com
He hero rushed with paladin? Seriously?
#21 Some_God[125668]
proxy.ia3.marketscore.com
Go to where your screenshots are snipe
#22 DarkRider[125695]
198.134.2.2
Sounds made up

Like 21 said who rushes with a paladin?
#23 BladeXmaster[125727]
bgp601484bgs.midltn01.nj.comcast.net
not paladin riders, the hero
#24 ddfatboy[125751]
adsl-64-171-189-25.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
and wtf is a paladin rider? you mean knights?
#25 DarkRider[125760]
adsl-64-165-225-193.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
lol
#26 koa.quicksilver[125764]
ool-182ea1c4.dyn.optonline.net
wow, wtf were u thinking
#27 doobiesnacks[125920]
c-66-56-2-206.atl.client2.attbi.com
im sorry, this sucked.

minimal effort, no desciption, terrible attempt at headers...
if anything, this should be deleted to make an example to others: dont post shit. sorry, but i was to friggin angry about this to be nice or anything but blunt.

de1337:(
#28 demon_blade3[125943]
dsc06.ivn-ca-0-222.rasserver.net
urge to....destroy you....JACKASSES....rising
#29 Betal[126092]
66.192.122.193
Blade i own you i challange u to a 1v1 foo
#30 MaeLStroM[126273]
ool-4352d857.dyn.optonline.net
wow this is pretty bad. ppl should at least put some effort into this things. or at least read a 8-10 report ONCE before actually trying a dumb text-only with a horrible description of a newb game.
#31 Chris[126843]
astound-64-85-237-205.ca.astound.net
Sucked total ass.
Where's the detail?
Where's the quality?
Where's the action?
Most importantly, where are the pretty pictures that hold attention?
Please people, no one ever write like this.



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