| #1 quad[127085] |
| 0-1pool41-209.nas2.little-rock1.ar.us.da.qwest.net |
| first |
| #2 plus2longsword[127086] |
| asc8-grr-ip079.wmis.net |
| 2nd |
| #3 corpus[127087] |
| c1986.resnet.uni.edu |
| God this looks good, mmmm. |
| #4 Ender[127088] |
| 128.226.33.64 |
| 4th looks nice |
| #5 Psyonic_Reaver[127089] |
| 1Cust234.tnt1.bend.or.da.uu.net |
Yay! Hi ling! <3
8 |
| #6 vincible[127090] |
| TANG-TWO-SIXTY-ONE.MIT.EDU |
| Pictures were beautifully done as always. Text was solid--nothing stellar, but nothing wrong either, and with pleasantly few errors. |
| #7 ZerG~LinG[127091] |
| p440-117.ppp.get2net.dk |
Thanks vincible and all.
I know my text isn't the best, which is why I handle my pictures like a gentleman. Or something. |
| #8 jd[127093] |
| 12-246-186-164.client.attbi.com |
| FLAME O MATIC |
| #9 No..[127095] |
| pool-151-205-107-9.ny325.east.verizon.net |
| Because you can't write the exact same thing. Also there weren't that many errors.. And the pictures are out of your league.. hm.. what else? |
| #10 Dialtone_[127096] |
| athei36-a164.otenet.gr |
| I like the new style, clean and cool. Strong report. |
#11  [127097] |
| pcp660145pcs.prshng01.fl.comcast.net |
I like this a lot. Interesting game, but not one of epic proportions, and still the production values are very high. I don't know if War3 BRs are past the point of "teaching the game" too, but a note on damage types might have been helpful for why grunts demolish riflemen. The unit stackups were nice though. 9.0.
What's up with HurtnTime, Booty Bay, and Gryphons, anyhow? :D
Keep up the good work,
~CB~ |
| #12 [127099] |
| pcp660145pcs.prshng01.fl.comcast.net |
TIME, if you wrote this exact same thing, I would say, "Nice report. Where did you steal it from?"
Cheers,
~CB~ |
| #13 goldrush945[127100] |
| wnpgmb0128w-cc02-v981.mts.net |
| CB, didn't he mention somewhere about the Grunts owning the lightly-armored Footmen? |
| #14 Some_God[127101] |
| proxys.sj4.marketscore.com |
TIME for the first time in my life I totally agree with you...
CB your probably would be jealous and zerg nice job
*taking notes* |
| #15 ZerG~LinG[127102] |
| p440-117.ppp.get2net.dk |
#13: Nicely put :o
I'm pretty sure I mentioned the Riflemen having light armor at some point, but then again its been weeks since I wrote it, and my memory is suck.
And TIME, the posts you've made so far were stolen stories, stolen reports, stolen jokes and lame 10 line reports.
You're beyond any kind of respect, expecially since the only good thing you ever posted (The acolyte rush) turned out to be stolen as well.
Basically you should jsut shut up, and we should all ignore whatever shit you make up/steal next.
Tnx for the fast rating btw! |
| #16 ZerG~LinG[127103] |
| p440-117.ppp.get2net.dk |
And btw, I think HurtnTime does have a thing with the gay combination you mentioned CB.
On a side note, this was perhaps the first BR that featured Hurt actually winning. |
| #17 JiNMaFiA[127104] |
| modemcable110.15-203-24.mtl.mc.videotron.ca |
| awsome report dude , even tho i lost ;) , good job |
| #18 Some_God[127105] |
| proxy.ia4.marketscore.com |
Zerg looking at your first BR and this one I found out that you have made no improvments in your
1.Style of writing
2.HTML skillz
3.Game skillz :D
4.MS paint skillz ^^
FAST RATING???? myn wasent even rated yet WTF!!!!!! |
| #19 ZerG~LinG[127109] |
| p440-117.ppp.get2net.dk |
Thanks for the contructive criticism Some_God, I will now return to my think-tank where I will ponder over the important issues you brought up in your comment.
On second thought I might just hang around and spam my own comments section. |
| #20 User14[127111] |
| cache-ntc-ad01.proxy.aol.com |
| brought a smile to my face |
| #21 Some_God[127112] |
| proxy.ia4.marketscore.com |
Your BR makes me sick...
Time to take out my daggar:
8===D
*stab*
DIE!!!!!
------------------------
Zerg~Ling
"PLZ DONT I R SACRED BABOON OF ZIMBABWE AND IF I DIE YOUR WORLD IS GOING TO..." *coughs and dies*
:D |
| #22 HurtnTime[127114] |
| c-66-177-168-148.se.client2.attbi.com |
Man you got some skills with PhotoShop or whatever tool you used for those images.
BTW - Thanks.. I am like 2-1,000,000 in games BR'ed with me in them.
BTW - Gryphs are a good way to beat orc.. :P |
| #23 [127115] |
| pcp660145pcs.prshng01.fl.comcast.net |
Yeah, you do say light armoured at one point, my mistake.
Some_God, way to be petulant. |
| #24 Some_God[127117] |
| proxy.ia4.marketscore.com |
*looks up the word "petulant"*
*cant find a dictionary* : ( |
| #25 TIME[127122] |
| proxy.ia4.marketscore.com |
RRRRRR IM A FAG ...RRRRRRRRR.... I DONT WRITE BR`s RRRRRR
PLZ SHOOT ME RRRRRR |
| #26 Some_God[127123] |
| proxy.ia4.marketscore.com |
| TIME I would gladly shoot you :D |
| #27 IcE-Inforcer[127126] |
| proxys.ord.marketscore.com |
Some_god where u from? I bet ur close to where I live.. I think i've seen that IP somewhere...
Hopefully u live close enough to me so I can burn down ur house :) |
| #28 ................[127129] |
| HSE-MTL-ppp66130.qc.sympatico.ca |
| geezus U cant eben write TIME's name write. IDIOT. |
| #29 Some_God[127131] |
| proxy.ia2.marketscore.com |
| I MEANT to do that... and im not an idiot |
| #30 Some_God[127135] |
| proxy.ia2.marketscore.com |
| You meant to be a fag ...MIME is not on YOUR SIDE :D |
| #31 vincible[127137] |
| TANG-TWO-SIXTY-ONE.MIT.EDU |
| Oh boy, a stupidity contest! |
| #32 Some_God[127138] |
| proxy.ia2.marketscore.com |
| WOW kool adress vincible |
| #33 -Patton-[127141] |
| cache-mtc-af02.proxy.aol.com |
ENOUGH ALREADY. I'm going to comment on the REPORT, not spam Some_god or time.
Beautiful report, ling. Once again, you put out solid 9 material. Pics ruled, hidden text is thx, and grammar is good.
Oh btw, I saw that viewafar website...wow. Just...wow. The most amazing things I've ever seen done with photshop or any other program. I put the 3rd gallery,2nd pic in my background. Godly.
GW.10. |
| #34 Some_God[127142] |
| proxys.sj4.marketscore.com |
| I thought ZerG said in his report to spma the comments section... hmmm |
| #35 Chris[127144] |
| astound-64-85-237-205.ca.astound.net |
I think your style has improved.
But...
Next time list this under war3 so i don't get my hopes up. ^^ |
| #36 Some_God[127145] |
| proxys.sj4.marketscore.com |
| Ya... I knew it was too good to be true |
| #37 BigD[127148] |
| px2so.cg.shawcable.net |
| Only thing wrong with it is that it's in the starcraft report section. |
| #38 NFT[127150] |
| dhcp80ffca51.residence-rooms.uiowa.edu |
| In the beginning you link CynicalMagician's Dodging the Parabola Fish as something to read while we let your pics load. Only problem is that it loads in the same window, so we're no longer in your br at all. Make it open in a new window and it's all peachy. |
| #39 HasuN00b[127151] |
| pool-138-89-70-64.mad.east.verizon.net |
Stop spamming and acting like a retarded 10 year olds.
Having said that, on to the report. I only noticed one grammatical error (though I'm sure there are a few more minor ones): "... having now totally abandoned to faithful Grunt."
I don't know if it's possible to have better angle shots of the battles, and still see enough of what's happening. I was thinking shots more like in a war movie, where the angles are less top down, and more towards the horizon.
The content was solid. Though lacking extras, like more detailed tactical discussion, or stats. I guess that depends more on the expertise of the reporter. Funny stuff at the end.
I'll give it an 8.5 or 9.0 I thought the pics and textover humor could be better and the writing slightly better. Solid fun to read work.
|
| #40 HasuN00b[127152] |
| pool-138-89-70-64.mad.east.verizon.net |
And that short story at the beginning:
What kind of train can you open the doors with a button? Made me think of stories (maybe urban legends) of people getting electrocuted pissing out of trains. hehe...
Oh, let me change a comment while I'm at it. The textover humor was funny, just that most didn't have anything to do with the picture or report. |
| #41 NFT[127155] |
| dhcp80ffca51.residence-rooms.uiowa.edu |
| I think it's pretty much a given that most alt-text on this site is completely irrelevant to the actual br. |
| #42 commander_chobo[127157] |
| CPE014060001930.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
ewwww
what a bad map
ewwwww
gj, i love ur reports |
| #43 JiNMaFiA[127158] |
| modemcable110.15-203-24.mtl.mc.videotron.ca |
| you bastard zerg~ling , u said i love to tower rush and thats total bullshit :) i didnt exactly read the whole br cause i rememeber that game .Oh and gryphons do own orc ,too much IMO esspecailly + blizzard to fuck my mass casters pretty badly. |
| #44 Joe.smurf[127172] |
| 63.174.196.30 |
wow
TEh own ~~~
-joe |
| #45 stonecoldnewbie[127184] |
| c-24-245-66-207.mn.client2.attbi.com |
| hay wuts up lol |
| #46 Lieutenant[127201] |
| adsl-67-39-6-246.dsl.dytnoh.ameritech.net |
Tastes like there's not enough detail. You can't write a paragraph just about what was there, which units did spells, and who lost to get the same effect as seeing great micro in action.
6.5ish ;[ |
| #47 Lieutenant[127203] |
| adsl-67-39-6-246.dsl.dytnoh.ameritech.net |
um, i look at the pics before reading, and who is Drintr?
I used to do that at FFO, but no one ever caught on. I salute you, sir! |
| #48 Lieutenant[127204] |
| adsl-67-39-6-246.dsl.dytnoh.ameritech.net |
| and what does "no forest niggers" mean? |
| #49 IBashar[127205] |
| coyotte-e.insat.com |
Lieutenant : Mmmm, maybe NE ... forest -> elves, niggers -> black
|
| #50 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[127206] |
| CPE-203-45-77-24.nsw.bigpond.net.au |
| NAH, NAH, this report sux cox i do better than this and u all just spam me you jackasses |
| #51 2e722[127207] |
| cache211.156ce.scvmaxonline.com.sg |
Wow A Zerg~Ling report... very kwel...infact, it too kwel that im freezing....
The pics are godly, how did u make them? I wanna learn!!!
Some of the shots taken have hard to see angles and theres 1 where the FS is casting chain lightining and i cant see everything...
Text is good and i manage to understand the game pretty well. If only i can write BRs as good as you...=(
Well the FLAME-O-MATIC sure rocks.... thats for now,
Peace |
| #52 ZerG~LinG[127212] |
| p455-42.ppp.get2net.dk |
Sigh, a whole lot of spamming :(
Tnx for the positive comments, I'm glad you liked the pics :)
Lieutenant: If you like detailed writing, you shouldn't read my reports :p. I like to keep it fairly short, and covering only the basic actions, instead of going into detail with how exactly HurtnTime moved his gryphons across the pond.
Still tho, tnx for a contructive comment.
Drintr is my proofreader.
In denmark, all trains open with a insanely small button, thats why everything went wrong for my poor friend. |
| #53 SandTrap[127216] |
| 216.202.120.12 |
Very, very nice mista Ling. And you even remembered to put me in a BR, thx :D Now, in no time at all I shall become more famouser than Epoch....which doesn't say much anyways...sigh...
I liked the big, pretty pics, and overall it was a gg, although you coulda mentioned that Hurt teched to Inner Fire, or that he mass exped to both islands, but overall very nice ^^ 10!
BTW, Blitzkrieg might have had good skills with catapults and a zepplin, but I think you forgot to mention who had ~12 Knights + Inner Fire and 2-3 heroes and ended up winning that game ;) He did get my castle though...bastard...
:D SandTrap :D |
| #54 ..................[127218] |
| HSE-MTL-ppp66668.qc.sympatico.ca |
| TIME/Some_god/whoever you are- you completely missed my point. #31 |
| #55 2e722[127221] |
| cache211.156ce.scvmaxonline.com.sg |
Hey Ling, would you give a few tips on how you make your images so sexy? how i wished i could make those. =(
Peace |
| #56 blitzkreig_[127223] |
| dialup-209.245.169.173.Dial1.Seattle1.Level3.net |
hi ling <3
sand, you didn't exacly win that game, you disced but that's besides the point. i coulda won that one battle but i decided to run for some reason, anyways i killed your castle. everybody know that you just got pissed and smashed your modem for the disc right? ;) anyways, i'm way better now i and i play human... :)
thanks for mentioning me ling :D |
| #57 corpus[127227] |
| c1986.resnet.uni.edu |
| AFter letting the report load for 24 hours, was impressed great pictures and solid text. 8-9 |
| #58 SandTrap[127229] |
| 216.202.120.12 |
I woulda won with my other 3 exps and my huge ass army, thx. Plus, it would be kinda hard to win when you had 0 exps, and only 2 catas attempting attacks. And I only lost the Castle cause I was so busy tearing you up :). And I had some nice Gryphies coming too. Dunno what battle you are talking about, but I had that game covered :P Be happy I disced. Anyways, I haven't played in like a month because school is a ***** and work sucks. If I ever get my Bnet life back, and whatever skills I used to have, we can rematch. So there (^_^)
Ling, you are my god. Mention me more plz thankie. Together, we can disillusion the WC3 community into thinking that I'm famous...and maybe sexy too ;)
SandTrap |
| #59 mulla-the-bum[127231] |
| cache-mtc-af02.proxy.aol.com |
| looks great im gonna read it later |
| #60 DarkLord[127232] |
| 9.PPP.NBY1.ENOREO.ON.CA |
| amazin. im surprised nobody didnt like the gray on white text, but i think you made it work fair enough...your prolly one of the few who could. GW, dunno bout a 9 but a solid 8.5 woulda worked. liked you flash report better...my modem still hates you. plz keep reporting!!! |
| #61 DarkLord[127233] |
| 9.PPP.NBY1.ENOREO.ON.CA |
WTF!!! i go for a second read...and somehow...its not gray on white...its !@#$ing white on black....wtf howd my comp read that ????????? really confused???? ne way it looks much better white on black now its a solid 9 or even a 9.5 exelent work
-Lord-
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| #62 Gojky[127255] |
| schefflera-slingshot.itee.uq.edu.au |
Arrrhhh!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111
You broke my modem.
It only took 5 refreshes but I managed to get it all.
Hurrah! |
| #63 malygos[127264] |
| pm735-02.dialip.mich.net |
| same way for my comp to darklord, but i just highlighted the words so it turned pretty yellow...yah, good job ling |
| #64 Dragonsven[127283] |
| s34.dial1.pro.nac.net |
If only I wasn't lazy I would post my battlereport, "Suburban Ninja." Unfortunately, I am. gg Nice report Ling, you're my hero.
-Sven |
| #65 UltimateFire[127286] |
| spider-ntc-tk064.proxy.aol.com |
| Damn I had the same white then black after refresh problem too, but it was still a very good BR. You have always shown talent LinG, keep it up! |
| #66 RageXIII[127293] |
| espeed16-249.brunet.bn |
| great work! continue making these great BR's! we need to keep the site alive! |
| #67 askfjlkasjdfllkuo[127294] |
| cache-mtc-af02.proxy.aol.com |
| gj making an ok report out of a shitty ass game |
| #68 Drintr[127301] |
| 034.t66-60-184.sub-27.surewest.net |
| Mulla-the-Bum, if you're going to flame, atleast write your name down so everyone can see who is doing the flaming. |
| #69 Razoriel[127308] |
| CPE-203-45-77-24.nsw.bigpond.net.au |
| I liked this report a lot. Excessive use of picture is cool for ppl with T1 or better (like me), but those with only 56k or something would be disadvantaged. Great WCIII report! |
| #70 ZerG~LinG[127310] |
| p407-062.ppp.get2net.dk |
Everyone who complained about the loading time should picture me trying to upload the damn thing :(
They grey on black makes the contrast smaller and (imo) looks more professional than plain white/black.
I used CSS coding so some of the older browser might experience problems. |
| #71 ZerG~LinG[127311] |
| p407-062.ppp.get2net.dk |
And tnx again to everyone who liked it :)
Gogo 100 comments! |
| #72 Breed[127323] |
| cache-haw.cableinet.co.uk |
| ZerG~LinG - cyber? |
| #73 ZerG~LinG[127329] |
| p458-68.ppp.get2net.dk |
| Breed - Hot lesbian sex? |
| #74 CrackHeadJeb - Rater[127340] |
| mu-197049.dhcp.missouri.edu |
Yeah, you've written 22 good/great reports so I'm going to avoid talking about the writing since you know what you're doing there.
I did like the wider report table, though the text was a tad small for my eyes. (I'm probably going to be the only person to gripe about this since I'm running a 1600*1200 resolution)
That's about the only thing I can complain about. Another great reporting effort.
9.
-CHJ |
| #75 ZerG~LinG[127400] |
| p406-008.ppp.get2net.dk |
1600x1200, wow :o
I can't "get it up" *wink wink* to 1200xwhatever
|
| #76 funnymarx[127409] |
| dhcp085211.res-hall.northwestern.edu |
+1 comment
Didn't bother to read the other comments, so I have only one that may be a repeat...
Why so wide sah?
--funnymarx
"Sir, you try my patience." |
| #77 ChaosDemigod[127487] |
| 239.80-203-25.nextgentel.com |
Gawd, many of u complain about long loading pictures.. you all live in modem dial-up land or something?
Ling, I think i love you... |
| #78 Should[127518] |
| proxy.ia4.marketscore.com |
| I |
| #79 DarkLord[127537] |
| gateway.franco-nord.edu.on.ca |
| just to make it 1 comment closer to 100 for ya ling. im on high speed and it still loads grey on white!!! mumble mummble....this proves your to good for our time |
| #80 ZerG~LinG[127539] |
| p450-13.ppp.get2net.dk |
| #83: The only bad thing about getting popular as a reporter are the multiple love requests. I've had plenty of people wanting to carry my love child etc :o |
| #81 DarkRider[127716] |
| 198.134.2.2 |
all of them male too huh?
haha
dsl owns |
| #82 lowlymarine[128141] |
| n55-7-du-211.202.MDC.vol.com |
| Uh, you asked if I think you've improved. StarCraft to WarIII ain't an improvement in my mind. I hate WarII. WarII sux. Maybe I'm just really p*ssed the group cap is still there. |
| #83 lowlymarine[128143] |
| n55-7-du-211.202.MDC.vol.com |
| Er, sorry, I meant WarIII sux. |
| #84 ZerG~LinG[128215] |
| p441-030.ppp.get2net.dk |
| War2 is sex :o |
| #85 Aboro[128382] |
| 202.38.124.248 |
Zergling.Can you be so kind to tell me where to download
the replay of this report?
|
| #86 Ironhorn[133486] |
| h24-86-27-113.ed.shawcable.net |
| Oh yea u improved. |
| #87 i love anus[133546] |
| host81-132-84-65.in-addr.btopenworld.com |
| i love hairy anus |
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| bbcache-233.singnet.com.sg |
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| #100 ZerG~LinG[136920] |
| p413-072.ppp.get2net.dk |
| #89-#100: T_T |
| #101 Asmodues[142911] |
| roc-24-95-198-30.rochester.rr.com |
I dont know if anyone else noticed this, but at the start of the report if you highlight all the text u notice some humorous black on black text
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