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#1 YourButteredBiscuit[127268]
24-90-13-224.si.rr.com
Upon reading this report, I realized it probably wasn't the best game to report for a few reasons. It didn't have any real strategic depth to it being the one that sticks out in my mind the most. Too bad, I did it anyway.
#2 vincible[127272]
SABERTOOTH.MIT.EDU
You're right. Also, many people don't like BGH games here. Nonetheless, it was a *lot* of fun to read.
#3 ???[127274]
ppp149-mfe.tiagris.net
...I hate money maps....I have like 50 good ladder games to report on....oh oh check your comments on your last report

3rd!!! the closed I have ever gotten to 1 (T-T)

#4 ???[127275]
ppp149-mfe.tiagris.net
...I hate money maps....I have like 50 good ladder games to report on....oh oh check your comments on your last report

3rd!!! the closest I have ever gotten to 1 (T-T)

#5 Ender[127276]
128.226.33.73
uhh... the writing was ok.. you just randomly inserted units i never knew you had.. it seemed like during the entire game you were tapped but you mystically had like 20 archons, tons of reavers and no gay web T.T
#6 Mindthief[127279]
dsl-65-185-176-141.telocity.com
I have a feeling that this is time
#7 corpus[127281]
c1986.resnet.uni.edu
i agree with the randomly inserted units, but heh the writing was pretty funny.
#8 vincible[127285]
SABERTOOTH.MIT.EDU
Well I attributed the "randomly inserted units" to the fact that it was a money map, so you can whip up something like 20 archons in a hurry.

I enjoyed that badass style though. Keep it up!

#9 YourButteredBiscuit[127290]
24-90-13-224.si.rr.com
I'm inclined to agree with your assessment that there were too many "random units". But keep in mind that on BGH an expansion, a thriving main, and 12 gateways, works wonders. I personally don't like BGH very much either, but I'm not above playing on it since its hard to find a good game on anything else. Thanks for all of your constructive critisism, but those of you who just say, "You suck." Choke on it.
#10 [127296]
pcp660145pcs.prshng01.fl.comcast.net
Though defintely not a great game, it kept my interest all the way through. I like your writing style; now show us what you've got on a good game with good players. If you haven't been in any recently, try looking for good replays or stopping by clan ~nohunters some evening. 5.5 - 6.0. This would be an easy 6.5 if it weren't just another BGH game.

Cheers,
~CB~


#11 YourButteredBiscuit[127297]
24-90-13-224.si.rr.com
I just might take you up on that offer CattleBruiser, seeing as how not too many of my friends play Starcraft anymore I'm in need of a real game. Playing good players again should bring my skills back up to speed.
#12 Sovereignty[127298]
wsip68-15-45-159.ri.ri.cox.net
and buy (steal) a copy of photoshop and put pics in next time :)
#13 2e722[127303]
cache211.156ce.scvmaxonline.com.sg
LoL funny read. Did that really happen? i don't doubt the game but if that happened on your day, it sucks. getting injured and all. Anyways, About the random units... The part where you said you had the intelligence you need..i suppose thats when you built your archons/sairs/scouts/arbiter/high temp. right?


Peace


#14 mattzarella[127307]
114.99.73.24.cfl.rr.com
why does everyone want to be cool and say "i'm smoking a BIG FAT BLUNT YO"
#15 ...............[127312]
HSE-MTL-ppp66417.qc.sympatico.ca
matt probably doesnt smoke "the weed" as i like to call it. Anyways you can certainly add a lot to BR.com if you write about some decent games. Killing newbies is harsh :< but fun.
#16 Chris[127315]
169.199.140.249
Where're the pictures?
4.5
#17 DarkRider[127317]
198.134.2.2
Good text only.
#18 CrackHeadJeb - Rater[127330]
mu-197049.dhcp.missouri.edu
6.

Your writing style reminds me of Heartcutter's. This was a very entertaining read and I am very much looking forward to your next report.

-CHJ



#19 YourButteredBiscuit[127359]
24-90-13-224.si.rr.com
"why does everyone want to be cool and say "i'm smoking a BIG FAT BLUNT YO""

I did not add that to sound cool, I added it because i felt it was relevant to the story of me relaxing after a shitty day. Notice how I'm not telling you if I'm smoking or not now. I might be. I might not be. You don't know.

"the only problem was that this was BGH"

BGH is a pretty crappy map unless you need something that will support an 8 player slugfest. Any other 8 player map would get mined out before you could say, "I hope the map isn't mined out."





#20 ....................[127413]
HSE-MTL-ppp66702.qc.sympatico.ca
-exactly, I don't mind a bit of background before the game. If he happens to smoke weed he happens to smoke weed, he wasnt making a big deal out of it or anything. Good report by the way.
#21 NFT[127421]
dhcp80ffca51.residence-rooms.uiowa.edu
Obviously, YBB, you've never played an ffa on green valleys.
#22 NFT[127423]
dhcp80ffca51.residence-rooms.uiowa.edu
Or primeval isle, for that matter. PI has 50+ islands on it IIRC, every single one with some sort of resource on it.
#23 jimmy[127570]
144.139.221.152
I agree with u all. at the very least 5.5.

6.0 -6.5 if it wasn't on bgh...

- jimmy



#24 Loki[128767]
165.155.128.131
post pictures of a woman wih a red beard and I would be so much happier. now if you can write your college essay like that, you'll be in.
#25 Neo[128879]
65.115.220.75
YourButteredBiscuit...
You have no clue what Starcraft is all about or how to play it. Would you like to know why? BGH.
Please, do not report BGH games. BGH players, please, do not make reports. You define the word "newbie" my friend. =(
#26 Cole, Tim, The_Lone_Drone[136072]
165.155.64.130
ok Mr. Neo (try to be more original if your gonna try to bag on someone) anywho you are pretty stupid if you think you can assess somebodies skills by reading a stupid report. I happen to know YourButteredBiscuit which by the way hates to play on BHG, and he could probably kick your ass (in starcraft that is) now for phyisical ability thats where i come in to kick your ass (really). now back to the report which was well written and the typical strat. of YBB even though i was surprised of the lack of psi storm, i give it a 6-6.5 because it wasn't up to par with your usually game. neway i'm out and before i go matzarella you don't know shit



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